The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

"What glorious image do you still have? The hits of the CCTV host's mistakes in the third season are almost over 10 billion. Don't deceive yourself, okay?"

Zhao Liying had never seen such a cowardly Li Haoran, she urged dumbfoundedly: "Are you so ambitious? Is this still the Li Haoran I know?"

Turning his head to look at his girlfriend, who was always making up for it, Li Haoran retorted: "Every day when the alarm clock rings, after lunch is full, and when I rest on weekends, my ambitions become so insignificant!"

Shaking his head with emotion, he said contemptuously amidst the laughter of the audience: "And Zhao Xiaodao, you always despise me for being lazy, as if you can really do something big if you are diligent?"

"hiss!"

Hearing this, Zhao Liying gasped, but she calmed down after taking a deep breath.

Squinting those bright and energetic eyes, he asked with a smile: "Li Haoran, are you going to get on or not? If not, I'll get on. Anyway, if you get on, just sit there and don't act."

Squinting those bright and energetic eyes, he asked with a smile: "Li Haoran, are you going to get on or not? If not, I'll get on. Anyway, if you get on, just sit there and don't act."

This sentence seems to be said lightly, but Li Haoran knows that if he does not agree, he may suffer tonight, so don't think about subduing the magic horse.

For the sake of the "great cause of happiness", Li Dacai once again decisively confessed, and only took two seconds to think about it before standing up.

Looking at Xu Zheng with deep eyes, he said in a sad tone as if he was going to the execution ground: "Okay, I will act out the question given by Teacher Xu Zheng. Anyway, there should be a photo on every tombstone, so I will act in that photo."

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

"Li Haoran, you're killing me!"

Ru Lei's (cbei) burst of laughter boiled like fire again, and Ying Bao, who was pretending to be calm, was directly teased, covering his mouth and laughing behind his back, shaking until he laughed.

The chief director who watched this scene was deeply moved. Since the program was held for eight episodes, the laughter was undoubtedly the most tonight, and the program has only just recorded one-fifth of it.

This episode might be a hit!

The chief director stared at Li Haoran walking towards the stage with bright eyes, and kept telling him, "Hurry up and get a table, and use prop chairs for the chairs."

Staring at the back of her sweetheart Xin Chang, Zhao Liying rolled her eyes, recalled something and said loudly: "Hao Ran, don't get mixed up in the drama, you know? Just sit there and don't move."

"Okay, I'll just sit here!"

Reluctantly nodding in agreement, Li Haoran sat on the chair prepared by the props group in an authentic Bei Jing paralyzed posture, his joyful side made everyone in the audience laugh.

"Oh my god!"

Zhang Ziyi's stomach hurts from laughing, and she praised in a tone as if she was about to laugh and cry: "This kid is born with a sense of joy, he can be so funny just by sitting, it's amazing!"

Wu Xiubo smiled more elegantly. He suppressed his smile and couldn't help but said with a smile: "Such people are most suitable for the entertainment industry. They are the focus of attention wherever they go. Look, they snatched away Du Chun and the four of them without saying a word." In all the limelight, the focus of everyone's attention is only him, a natural entertainment darling!"

Xu Zheng nodded his head and agreed, "Uncle Bo is right."

After finishing speaking, he said loudly: "Let's give the four of them a little time, hahaha... Li Haoran, what expression do you have, are you acting out what it means to be lonely in public?"

Tilting his head, Li Haoran's eyes were full of innocence, and he dutifully played the role of the tombstone, making everyone laugh again.

Ouyang Nana's smile was very unladylike, as if after wearing the big padded jacket, she was no longer the lady from a scholarly family.

At this time, Du Chun, who had been robbed of the limelight, was unwilling to be lonely, and walked to the camera, blocking half of Li Haoran's body, and asked: "Is there no time limit for him? It's just short? Have a relationship?"

Xu Zheng nodded and said, "It's very short, so it's OK when you see it."

Wu Xiubo was scheming, and teased: "But you can't go up and slap him and leave, you must be in a regular channel."

Du Chun hurriedly shook his head to deny it, but he was very disappointed in his heart.

In fact, Uncle Bo's reminder was correct, he really had the idea of ​​'slapping' Li Haoran across the face.

He wanted to show the scene where the son was devastated and devastated, and ran to the tombstone of the culprit's father and yelled at him.

It's a pity that it's impossible now depending on the situation! .

Chapter 823 The Strange Test

Du Chun and Wang Yang thought hard about how to show the best and most explosive effects, and each of them had a vague prototype.

At this time, Teacher Zhang Guoli took out a prop pistol, fiddled with it in his hand and asked, "I have a prop here, who will use it?"

During this time, Song Zhi had been biting his index finger and thinking, and shook his head when he saw this. Suddenly, the moment she shook her head, an idea flashed in her eyes, and she shook her head even more.

The three of Zhang Xiaofei also shook their heads and said no need, Zhang Guoli could only put away the pistol in embarrassment, and threw it to the prop master not far away.

This test seems simple, but it is actually related to the fate of who will advance and who will be eliminated. How will they show their enemies-weakness?

If the other three didn't use props, and only he used them, he would feel inferior to the three innately, and the four of them still understood the truth.

The refusal of the four made the atmosphere on the field slightly awkward for a moment. Li Haoran, the rescue king, spoke up, with his hands behind his back, and enlivened the atmosphere: "Then I have to do this, put a pair of socks in my mouth."

After finishing speaking, he deduced an exaggerated captive struggling, and the expression of not wanting to rob me made the audience laugh out loud.

Zhao Liying and Zhang Ziyi leaned forward and back together with a smile, and scolded almost at the same time: "Add drama!"

After laughing for a while, Xu Zheng said loudly: "Okay, who will start first? Wang Yang, then Wang Yang will come first, get ready, start."

After the words fell, Wang Yang, who was dressed in a black tunic suit, brewed his emotions, and slowly approached the center of the stage with a heavy expression.

Standing two meters away from Li Haoran, he stared at him and sighed secretly, then squatted down and carefully checked the chair Li Haoran was sitting on, then turned around again as if checking whether the socket was secure.

The audience was silent, and everyone was analyzing what Wang Yang was acting, but they didn't see why for a while.

Li Haoran was also analyzing, turning his head to look at Wang Yang, thinking about the means of counterattack.

Even if he plays for the four of them, it is impossible for him, Li Haoran, to be led by their noses, and it is the kingly way to be led by him.

"What is Wang Yang playing?"

Zhao Liying carefully analyzed it worriedly.

She doesn't want her boyfriend to lose face, she knows how glass-hearted that guy is, she can understand it from the fact that she would rather owe Jack Ma a favor than don't want her money.

This guy is a typical male chauvinist, he loves face very much, if he loses face in front of the whole country, he will definitely be annoyed!

And when Li Haoran lost his temper, she was quite afraid!

Before Zhao Liying could figure out why, Wang Yang stood up and walked to Li Haoran, saying in a low voice, "I will carry out your death sentence today."

Hearing this, Li Haoran's deep eyeballs stared with great joy, he took a breath and didn't say a word, but it caused the audience to burst into laughter.

Zhang Ziyi grinned and said: "Li Haoran's staring eyes are so expressive, his acting skills are really not lazy!"

Xu Zheng and Wu Xiubo nodded, and Wang Yang on the stage continued his performance, "threatening" said: "Today is electrocution, and the electric voltage is [-] volts."

The upper and lower eyelids opened and closed crazily, Li Haoran squinted and sat on the chair indifferently, without saying a word.

After performing a few extra micro-expressions, Wang Yang asked, "So, do you have anything else to say?"

Opening his eyes, he turned his head to look at Wang Yang who was holding Zhizhu, Li Haoran asked solemnly: "That... Please increase the battery a little bit, so that I can be caught off guard a little bit longer."

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"Caught off guard!"

"Li Haoran's brain is really fast! He can catch up with anything, really talented!"

"Xiu'er, you deserve to be so popular!"

"Xiu'er, you deserve to be so popular!"

"..."

Undoubtedly, after Li Haoran finished speaking with a full face of sorrow, the audience was already laughing, and everyone laughed like a pig.

The celebrities waiting in the backstage also collapsed with laughter, Ouyang stomped his feet while laughing, his makeup was stained by tears and crying, and he had to touch up his makeup later.

Li Haoran was still immersed in his own role, with a sad and exaggerated expression on his face that made people breathless.

Wang Yang was directly in a daze. Even if he was a hundred times smarter, he didn't expect Li Haoran's reaction to be so fast and tricky. How would he respond to this counterattack?

After thinking about it again and again, Wang Yang could only nod his head in agreement, and ended his performance.

Obviously, his rhythm was taken off the track at the last moment, which made his performance very flawed. I really regret it!

Without giving the audience and a few people time to think, Xu Zheng ordered loudly: "Next, Du Chun."

· · · Flowers · · ·

Nodding, Du Chun walked over with a heavy face, stood three steps away from Li Haoran, and ordered: "Turn around."

With a cooperative expression on Junyi's face, Li Haoran turned around and asked, "Is that so?"

"Yes, you sit down."

Sit down according to the instructions of the master of knife insertion. Li Haoran just raised his head when he saw this guy kneeling down and kowtowing to him three times and nine times.

"Fuck, do you want to order Bilian? Xu Zheng said it just now. There is no idea at all!"

With contempt in his heart, of course Li Haoran would not sit still.

[King Talk Show] The skills are sparkling, and the reaction is quick. In a second, pinch the orchid finger, curl up, and turn into a Taoist ancestor, posing with a classic posture of twisting willow branches with a smile.

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Although there is not a single line in the whole process, the whole scene is both logical and super funny, and the super on-the-spot ability is really not covered.

Unsurprisingly, the scene turned into a special show for comedians. Thousands of Hangzhou citizens laughed so hard that they couldn't take care of themselves. The atmosphere was extremely warm.

Zhao Liying let out a sigh of relief while giggling, feeling that her sweetheart was so pushy, her ancestors did it all over again, so she must be in a good mood.

Li Haoran was indeed in a good mood, but Du Chun was about to vomit blood!

He originally thought that Li Haoran would step forward to help him up, but in the end, he directly posed for him in the posture of a Daoist ancestor to accept kneeling, and he was speechless as it should be.

Nima, do you want some Bilian?

Do you still understand the morality of respecting the old and loving the young?

The master of stabbing knife did not play the right place, the typical pretending to be coercive and being fucked, but no one sympathized with him, but felt that there was nothing wrong with this meme.

Helpless, Du Chun could only stand up awkwardly, Xu Zheng immediately said: "Next, Zhang Xiaofei."

The leader retreated, Li Haoran turned around and sat upright again, Zhang Xiaofei in a cheongsam walked over with his hands in his arms, and walked around him.

Walking to the left and standing still, she stretched out her plain hand and took out the square scarf from Li Haoran's suit pocket, and said with a smile, "Purple handkerchief, it's me."

After finishing speaking, he stuffed the square scarf back into his pocket, and walked to Li Haoran's right with small steps, with a polite smile on his face.Down.

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