"Hello everyone, my name is Liu Haoran, I am 17 years old, and my hometown is Pingdingshan, Henan."
"..."
The introductions of the male soldiers were quite satisfactory, but with Liu Yifei taking the lead, all the female soldiers avoided the age introduction, leaving the men speechless.
Sister, as public figures, your ages are all listed on Baidu Encyclopedia. If you look it up, who doesn’t know, is there any need to be so hypocritical?
But women are squeamish, and men have no choice but to let it go!
At the end of the introduction, it was finally Wang Baoqiang's turn. He couldn't wait to say: "Hi everyone, my name is Wang Baoqiang. I am in my early 30s this year, hahahaha..."
Making a self-introduction can make myself laugh, and Wang Baoqiang's comedy skills are really good enough. The joyful side made the other seven stars couldn't help laughing.
Only Wang Jinwu was staring at him. Wang Baoqiang quickly restrained his smile and said awkwardly, "That... I'm sorry, I'll start over."
Stand at attention, stand upright, and start again: "Hi everyone, my name is Wang Baoqiang, I... hahahaha..."
Stand at attention, stand upright, and start again: "Hi everyone, my name is Wang Baoqiang, I... hahahaha..."
This time, not only Wang Baoqiang couldn't hold it back, even Li Haoran couldn't hold it back anymore, he suppressed a smile and stood there trembling, the others were not much better.
I thought I was the one in charge of comedy, and I needed to work hard to create an active atmosphere, but I didn't expect Wang Baoqiang to be so funny, and I will have fun in future shows!
Producer Li Haoran and the director team were very satisfied with Wang Baoqiang's comedy skills. The monitor Wang Jinwu was not satisfied, and finally couldn't help shouting: "Is it funny to introduce yourself? Are you here for camping?"
Everyone quickly shut up. Wang Baoqiang stood up straight and introduced himself again: "Hi everyone, my name is Wang Baoqiang. I am in my early 30s and my hometown is Dahuita Village, Nanhe County, Xingtai City, Hebei Province."
He is still in his early 30s, and why add a village?
This time Wang Baoqiang finally couldn't hold back his smile, but Li Haoran and the others couldn't help it anymore. They grinned their teeth one by one, making Wang Jinwu so angry that he wished he could take a machine gun and kill these eight people.
Do you really think that being a star can be unscrupulous?
Don't I want to lose face as the most handsome monitor in history?
After weighing again and again, Wang Jinwu still chose to endure, and said in a deep voice: "Next, let's get acquainted with each other, our environment, our personnel, and start..."
After finishing speaking, Wang Jinwu finally couldn't bear it and ran away.
Of course, his steps are still very calm, with the demeanor of a veteran, except that he keeps shouting MMP in his heart.
He swears that he has never been so good-tempered in his life!
The former recruits reported that who dared to have a playful smile on his face, and who dared to give him an old punch first, to see if he still dared to be disobedient, and dared to laugh?
However, "Real Man" is going to be broadcast on TV, and it will be broadcast jointly by CCTV and Mango Channel. With unprecedented publicity, it is impossible to show the "positive energy" side of beating people, which is really a pity!
Seeing Wang Jinwu go out, the eight tense stars finally relaxed their bodies and minds. Elderly capable person Zhang Fengyi ordered: "Open the windows and let the air in."
Tong Liya patted her heart and said with lingering fear: "Oh! I was really scared to death just now. The squad leader must have been on the battlefield. Although he didn't get angry, he seemed to have a murderous look on him!"
Wu Xin and Yang Wei nodded in agreement. At this time, Li Haoran walked up to Wang Baoqiang and teased: "Hahaha...Brother Baoqiang, you are so funny. Hello everyone, my name is Wang Baoqiang. I am in my early 30s this year, hahaha! !"
Li Haoran's downfall once again amused everyone present, Tong Liya shook her head and smiled wryly, while Wang Baoqiang kicked "in anger" and "scrambled" with Li Dacai.
After three moves and two moves, Wang Baoqiang wrapped his arms around Li Haoran's neck and threatened: "You brat, big or small, even dare to ridicule me, are you looking for a beating?"
"Brother Baoqiang, I dare not."
Liu Yifei was eager to try, originally wanted to encourage Wang Baoqiang to be more ruthless, but then thought that the relationship between the two would definitely become more and more rigid, so he held back and didn't say any more.
Participating in this program, her original intention was to get closer to Li Haoran, not to get farther and farther away.
But that damned bastard always pissed her off, always ignored her, he was not a gentleman at all, he just pissed her off! .
Chapter 869 It's really wrong to use a star as a cadre!
After chatting for a while, the door of the dormitory opened again, and the squad leader Wang Jinwu stepped in.
The tiger glanced around and saw that the eight stars were still so sloppy, and said loudly with a headache: "Bring all your suitcases and personal belongings to you, and start."
"Yes."
Li Haoran and Wang Baoqiang started to move, Tong Liya raised her hand and said, "Squad leader, do we want to take ours too?"
"Go to your dormitory and wait, a female instructor will come to help you check your luggage soon..."
Before Wang Jinwu finished speaking, the door of the dormitory was opened from the outside with a click.
Li Haoran knew that his Majesty was coming!
Sure enough, a middle-aged military officer in his 30s walked in with a dark face. His murderous aura was stronger than that of Wang Jinwu, which scared all the girls into silence.
You can't feel the murderous intent of the soldiers through the TV screen at all. Only face to face can you feel how terrifying the throbbing from the soul is.
Some people on the Internet say that the current Chinese soldiers are just a flock of sheep. In the past, Li Haoran was also one of the keyboard warriors, but when he actually entered the army, he realized how ridiculous it is to talk about soldiers on paper.
Even in the new barracks, the soaring bloodiness is beyond the imagination of ordinary people!
Li Haoran felt this way, not to mention the remaining seven stars, each of them stood up straight, for fear of being the first bird to be punished.
"Take a rest, stand at attention."
After the eight stars stood at attention, Wang Jinwu turned around and gave a military salute, and reported loudly: "Comrade instructor, inspections are going on one by one, please give instructions."
"Take a break."
"Yes."
"Wang Jinwu, why was it so slow to arrange supplies just now? What are you doing?"
Facing the aggressive instructors, Wang Jinwu didn't complain that the recruits were hard to manage, and said loudly, "Report, I didn't guide well."
"Do you have a sense of time?"
"Have."
Glancing coldly at Wang Jinwu, the middle-aged instructor looked at the eight stars and said in a stern voice, "Next, let's start counting prohibited items."
Without any suspense, the middle-aged instructor walked up to Li Haoran with a murderous figure.
Li Haoran's resume tells them that this is a very typical early bird, who else is going to be punished?
Seeing this, Li Haoran held his head high, while the middle-aged instructor looked down at his suitcase and said, "Li Haoran."
"arrive."
"Get this out, charging cable."
Li Haoran quickly squatted down, took out the charging cable of the electronic device, and asked in doubt: "Are all the charging cables?"
He stepped on the empty floor under his feet, and the middle-aged instructor said impatiently: "Yes, hurry up, put it here."
Li Haoran went to put the charger, the middle-aged instructor picked up a package in the suitcase and asked, "What is this?"
Quickly standing at attention, Li Haoran replied loudly: "Yoga mat."
"What are you doing with this?"
"Exercising, Ah San has no other advantages, but this yoga is very valuable. I propose to popularize it in the army. Regular exercise is good for people's tailbone. It can..."
The host is the host after all, and before everyone could react, Li Haoran chattered a lot, and his words were correct and full of charm like his fellow Hua Shao.
"To shut up."
The face of the middle-aged instructor became even darker, and he shouted sharply: "Are you very particular? Li Haoran, you are very particular, aren't you?"
The face of the middle-aged instructor became even darker, and he shouted sharply: "Are you very particular? Li Haoran, you are very particular, aren't you?"
Staring at this instructor who took the horizontal training route for a long time, Li Haoran knew that he would not lose in the PK with him, so he replied loudly: "Yes, life is about being particular about it."
Staring at Li Haoran indifferently, the middle-aged instructor slowed down his speech and said: "Soldier, you should pay attention when you should pay attention, and you must not pay attention when you should not pay attention. Do you understand?"
How else could he answer, Li Haoran could only nod his head and said: "Understood."
"Put it over there."
"what is this?"
"food."
"Then what is this bag?"
"food."
"what about this?"
"food."
After answering "food" three times in a row, Tong Liya and Liu Yifei finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, which really fits Li Haoran's style.
This guy is a famous foodie, but most of the suitcases are full of all kinds of food, which is beyond everyone's expectations.
Wu Xin couldn't help grinning and rolling her eyes, she packed the suitcase, she didn't notice that it was packed in a hurry in the morning, she didn't expect it was full of all kinds of food, it was enough.
Encountering such a strange thing, the middle-aged instructor couldn't help laughing in his heart, but kept a stern look on his face, and shouted sharply: "Why are you laughing? Did you make you laugh?"
The seven stars quickly silenced, Zhang Fengyi reacted slowly, and was immediately grabbed by the instructor.
"What are you laughing at? What are you looking at? Did I let you see it?"
Facing the merciless reprimand of the middle-aged instructor, Mr. Zhang's smiling expression froze on his face, with two capital letters—embarrassment written on it.
When recording the VCR, the director team asked him this question, saying that the current instructor is about the same age as his son, would he dare to teach him a lesson?
At that time, the elderly ability users swore: Do they dare?
Facts have proved that they really dared to be reprimanded as soon as they came in, making Teacher Zhang shout in his heart: Do I want to lose face?
Feeling speechless, Zhang Fengyi explained face-to-face: "I just want to see what Li Haoran has installed, so I can clean it up like 273 later?"
"Is it wrong?"
"Instructor, I..."
"Wrong-wrong-no-yes?"
The atmosphere was stagnant, and Zhang Fengyi couldn't explain anymore. He felt aggrieved when a scholar met a soldier and couldn't explain why, so he nodded helplessly and said loudly: "Wrong."
After staring coldly at the grandpa soldier for a while, the middle-aged instructor ordered with his hands behind his back, "Quickly close your luggage for me, leaving only our daily necessities outside, and start to move."
After all, the middle-aged instructor opened the dormitory door and walked out.
"call……"
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