He didn't know that Zhao Liying already knew about this matter, which made him even more moved, and said tenderly: "Honey, thank you for trusting me, it's great to meet you in this life!"

"Thank me for what?"

With a sweet smile, Zhao Liying pretended to be normal and said: "We said that we would share weal and woe together. If I don't help you, who will help you at this time!"

After a pause, he said meaningfully: "Listen to your tone...Hao Ran, don't tell me you're hiding something from me, are you telling lies?"

With a sudden heartbeat, Li Haoran hurriedly shook his head and denied it: "How is that possible? I, Li Haoran, will do what I say. When will I ever deceive my lovely Yingbao?"

At the same time, he pondered in his heart: "Ying Bao used to be so jealous, she can be called a Chinese vinegar pond, why is she so talkative this time, did she find something?"

Thoughts flashed in my mind, only to hear Zhao Liying hum, and said in a coquettish voice, "Forget it...you passed the test!"

Li Haoran heaved a sigh of relief, Zhao Liying kept saying: "Haoran, from now on you just don't lie to me, we have both died once, what else can we not face!"

"Mmmmmmm!!"

Li Haoran kept nodding his head in agreement, quickly analyzing in his heart...

He couldn't guess that what Zhao Liying said was from her heart, from the bottom of her heart, without any falsehood!

In fact, the first time I heard my lover call Reba's name in a dream and said "I'm sorry" with tears, Zhao Liying, an ordinary woman, felt very uncomfortable, her heart felt like a knife was pierced, very, very painful.

But when she thought of her lover's willingness to give up his life for her own sake, she saw him haggard and thin because of taking care of herself, seeing his white temple hair, and seeing him inject Ebola virus desperately...

Such a unique love, such a love that touched the whole world, what else could she not let go of?

Zhao Liying, who had died once, undoubtedly became much more open-minded than before. After thinking about it carefully, she knew that her lover was not something she could have alone.

Since you are already satisfied with this love, why bother to be jealous and become a jealous wife?

After the phone call with Fatty, Zhao Liying made up her mind; she will not do or say anything in the future, and leave everything to her lover to solve by herself.

She trusts her lover, and the experience of Casablanca tells her that her love is happy!

Seeing that her boyfriend didn't say anything, Zhao Liying shook her head bitterly, and immediately said, "Haoran, be careful in the future, you didn't even notice that you were being watched by Zhuo Wei, where is your vigilance?"

"……Uh!"

Hearing his girlfriend's loving condemnation, Li Haoran couldn't help but get scared, and he was really glad that his life was good.

Hearing his girlfriend's loving condemnation, Li Haoran couldn't help but get scared, and he was really glad that his life was good.

To be honest, with the video, if it is for other reasons, even if the first lady Ying Bao came forward, it would not be possible to silence Youyou.

It is also because of the inherent cultural concepts of the Chinese that the death of Fatty's grandmother has become the most impeccable explanation, which led to the "reversal of Lee" brewing by those who cared about it.

Li Haoran, who hated him so much, didn't know that his luck could make (ccfc) people who had spent countless effort and energy so angry enough, especially Zhuo Wei, who almost became paralyzed with anger.

If the patriotic and upright boy is pulled down from the altar by him, his name is destined to be recorded in the annals of history and become the focus of countless people's discussions.

But the public opinion changed so quickly, so caught off guard, not only did not pull Li Haoran off the altar, but gave him a layer of gold foil.

The most important thing is that he still has to suffer the counterattack of Li Haoran, who will repay every flaw, how depressing and depressing it really feels!

It's not that Zhuo Wei is timid, as long as you pay attention to Li Haoran's fame trajectory, you can know that anyone who opposes this guy will not end well.

Director Jin, who was the first to target Li Haoran with brain congestion, retired early. After Tian Xingjian and Ge Hongbing got a bad reputation, everything went wrong, and they were about to lose their place in the literary circle.

As the third villain who played tricks on Li Haoran, he should not be exempt, just wait for the indiscriminate bombardment of 10 billion fans!

As an unscrupulous pup, Zhuo Wei is not afraid of trouble, and his notoriety is also a name. He is eager for Li Haoran to come and fight him.

As long as he can increase his Weibo followers by one million by taking this opportunity, this operation will be a big victory, and he doesn't care about being greeted by others.

The scary thing is that Li Haoran will not follow the usual path. This guy's brain circuit has always been very clear. God knows what unreasonable counterattack he made?

While Zhuo Wei waited anxiously, other caring people who fell into trouble vented their grievances through different platforms.

At this moment, the inferiority of scum is fully revealed!

They had nothing to do with Li Haoran, and in the end they could only bring disaster to the deceased, spreading their resentment on Fat Di and Fat Di's grandma, making all kinds of bad remarks outrageous.

I have to admit that the Internet has given people a free platform to communicate and speak enthusiastically, but it has also infinitely enlarged the ugly face of human beings.

"Ma De, these bastards, you dare to blow up your hair just after the old paper has stopped for a while, do you really think I have become a saint?"

After watching it for a while, Li Haoran, who was lying on the fire kang in Xinjiang, brushed Weibo, gritted his teeth angrily, turned his head, and bitterly left a message under the Weibo of the first puppy Zhuo Wei.

【"Zowie"

Author: Li Haoran.

Womei smells flowers again (I have no culture), and Wozhi has low hatred (I have a very low IQ).

I heard that the crouching lion sleeps (ask me who I am), and the crouching lion knows spring and green (I am a stupid donkey). 】

Who is Li Haoran?

A patriotic and upright boy who is full of enthusiasm and strength, since the public opinion turned, countless people of insight have been waiting on his Weibo, waiting for the counterattack of this genius.

The waiting flowers are all gone, and the counterattack is finally here! .

Chapter 1001 Spitting Fragrance

"Hahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, the scolding is so wonderful, you actually use poetry to scold people in the [-]st century."

"Made, Li Haoran exhales fragrance, it's really fragrant!"

"When it comes to vulgar language in the future, the first thing I think of is the peerless beauty and number one in East Asia, Li Haoran."

"Li Haoran: Spit, old paper~ spit on him with shit on his face."

"I'll also sing "Zhuo Wei"; wearing fake sables, carrying fake bags, floating on the water with big gold chains, yellow rubber shoes, cropped pants, professional mage Liu Haizhu, goatee, lost steps, repairing at the entrance of the middle school-car shop .”

"Hahaha, they are all nine-year compulsory education, why are you so handsome?"

"..."

Countless people have been looking forward to the sharp counterattack of the patriotic and upright boy, because they know that Li Haoran is definitely not a master who is willing to suffer, and he must be planning some big move.

Sure enough, the ending did not disappoint them. Li Haoran's counterattack method was ruthless and novel, successfully making everyone laugh.

A doggerel not only vividly reflected his peerless talent, but also scolded Zhuo Wei speechlessly, and he couldn't hold back a word of counterattack for a long time.

It's not that Zhuo Wei is incompetent, it's that Li Haoran is too powerful. After all, swearing in vernacular vs. ancient poetry is so low, isn't it?

"Male Gobi's..."

The angry Zhuo Wei really wanted to retort with a curse poem from Baidu. Such an insult is simply unbearable.

But when he thought of the supernatural and omnipotent netizens, he wisely suppressed this practice that might make him a laughing stock.

But it's okay not to talk, being insulted by Li Haoran, wouldn't it be too cowardly if he didn't say a word, too unworthy of the title of his number one pup?

They are all people who want face, how can he mess around in the world in the future?

While he was feeling sad, Li Haoran's Weibo was refreshed again, causing his heart to beat wildly, and he almost died of myocardial infarction.

Suppressing the dizziness caused by the discomfort, Zhuo Wei hurriedly refreshed his phone and looked at it, and found out with grief and indignation that it was indeed a new ancient poem, and the words and sentences were hundreds of times better than the first one.

["National Style · Fengfeng · Phase Mouse"

Author: Li Haoran.

A phase mouse has skin, but a human has no manners.Human beings have no manners, so why not die?

Rats have skin and teeth, but humans are endless.There is no end to people, so why not die?

Xiangshu has skin and body, but he is rude.If you are rude, will you die? 】

As the number one pup in the entertainment circle, Zhuo Wei's pen is still very hard, and he can't write classic poems like Li Haoran's poetry collection, but he has the ability to understand a poem.

The translated meaning of this poem is very simple: look at the mouse has a skin, but see people without dignity.But seeing someone without dignity, why can't they still live and die!

See that the mouse has teeth, but see someone shameless.But I saw that there were people who were shameless, and they would not die when they were alive!

Seeing that the mouse has limbs, but some people don't understand etiquette.But seeing someone who doesn't understand etiquette, why don't you die quickly!

"Li Haoran from Wo Cao Nima, you are cursing me to die, you are ruining my reputation, you are trying to make me irreparable, your whole family will die!!"

Zhuo Wei's eyes were so shattered that he almost died of rage, and angrily smashed the iPhone in his hand, his chest was heaving and breathing, and his scarlet eyes looked particularly terrifying.

To tell the truth, I have experienced how vicious and how come the Internet age, satirizing a person as a mouse in plain language is not very lethal at all.

But the ancient poetry that can be passed down for thousands of years is another matter. The effect achieved and the vernacular are two completely different concepts.

But the ancient poetry that can be passed down for thousands of years is another matter. The effect achieved and the vernacular are two completely different concepts.

To use an exaggerated sentence to describe it is: the former is limited to the public, and the latter is recorded in the annals of history.

If Li Haoran's "National Style·Fengfeng·Xiangshu" becomes a classic, he Zhuowei will definitely become a clown who is cast aside by others.

He wants to be famous, he wants to be the nightmare of all big stars, he doesn't want to name such a clown at all, okay?

In this satirical poem, Li Haoran chooses the ugly, cunning, and stealing mouse to compare with him, and openly judges that he has a human shape and is shameless, even worse than a mouse.

Not only that, besides scolding him for being inferior to a mouse, Li Haoran also cursed him to die quickly, so as not to tarnish the noble word "human".

Although there is no explicit vulgarity in the whole article, Zhuo Wei feels that there is no more vicious curse in the world.

It's not that he was blinded by hatred, it's because he was terribly afraid of becoming the laughing stock of the ages!

It's a pity that a done deal has already been done. It is foreseeable that this song "National Style · Fengfeng · Xiangshu" imitating the style of "Book of Songs" will definitely spread all over the country because of Li Haoran's terrifying influence.

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Zhuo Wei almost fainted, but the onlookers who were eating melons were collectively overwhelmed, and gave thumbs up to the talented Li Dacai one after another.

Literati pens, passers-by people, the most murderous people without blood!

Better commit a martial arts sword than a literati pen!

The ancients have always used this to warn future generations. Today, Li Haoran has used practical actions to vividly explain how correct these two proverbs passed down through the ages are.

Not only was he correct, but he also swept the first pup into the garbage dump of history like an autumn wind sweeping fallen leaves. The cruelty of his methods shocked all those who cared.

Because they know that Zhuo Wei's ruin is basically beyond doubt!

......................................

After all, with such a high degree of attention, "Zhuowei" and "Guofeng · Fengfeng · Xiangshu" must become the focus of people's talk.

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