The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

When Li Haoran and the others were feasting, Sha Yi, who was dizzy due to high blood sugar and went to the hospital for an examination, came back.

"Oh my god! I was scared to death. Fortunately, it was just dizziness caused by fatigue. I've been getting old lately..."

At the gate of the hotel, Sha Yi, who got out of the car slowly, complained to the camera, his chubby appearance looked extraordinarily funny.

Many people know him because of Bai Zhantang in "Wulin Biography", which was popular all over the country and created countless ratings miracles.

At that time, he was still a graceful and handsome young man, with a flourishing beauty that made women's hearts beat.

In fact, that is not the pinnacle of his costume style. In "Marrying the Right Man on the Wrong Sedan Chair" 15 years ago, the shadow of his youth can be seen even more.

Compared with the demeanor of the past, it is estimated that the old "[-]" Sha can only sigh: the years are pig feed!

Now he is fat and a little bald. He has a complete image of a middle-aged old man, and he might not be able to recognize him on the street.

But I have to admit that he is a star with a sense of joy, and many laughs are revealed inadvertently. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is an innate talent.

The attributes of being funny are successfully matched with the current variety shows, and he was discovered and invited to appear on various shows, bringing a lot of joy to the audience.

how to say?

There are some celebrities who can make people want to laugh uncontrollably as long as they stand there. Sha Yi is such a man, even if he plays the role of Sun Jian, the little overlord of the Three Kingdoms, he can make people laugh.

Looking at the entire Chinese entertainment circle, it can be said responsibly that Sha Yi's talent in variety shows is definitely at the top level.

Especially some of the more funny variety shows I participated in really made people laugh.

The "Golden Bell Cover Iron Cloth Shirt" that participated in the extreme challenge in the previous life went directly to the hot search and became a famous scene of the show.

His talent for comedy is also reflected in his humility. No matter how tricked he is in a variety show, he will face it with a slight smile. This is one of the reasons why many audiences like him.

Of course, Sha Yi's current career in variety shows has just begun.

However, from the moment he met Zhu Bajie (role player) at the elevator entrance, he started his funny path.

Sha Yi: "Oh my god, this is the arrival of the second senior brother. Hello, hello, I am Junior Brother Sha, please bear with me!"

Zhu Bajie's face was full of mental retardation, and he said speechlessly: "I just finished the performance and came back to change my clothes."

Sha Yi's expression was pleasantly surprised: "Ah! You are not one of us?"

Zhu Bajie: "...!!!"

"..."

After chatting awkwardly all the way, they took the elevator to the dormitory floor and bid farewell to the actor who played Zhu Bajie. Just after the corner, Sha Yi and Li Haoran met at the elevator entrance.

I believe that when the show is broadcast, the dubbing will definitely slow down, and then broadcast the classic "Corner Meets Love"!

"oops!"

Li Haoran's influence is beyond the reach of Lao Sha, so he immediately greeted him: "Haoran, it's the first time we meet, hello, hello..."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand in a friendly manner, but unexpectedly, Li Haoran ignored him, bypassing him and chasing after Zhu Bajie, who played the role of Zhu Bajie.

Sha Yi: "...!!!!"

Sha Yi: "...!!!!"

After catching up with the Zhu Bajie actor, Li Haoran looked him up and down and said, "Are you the one the program crew arranged to trick us?"

The actor who played Zhu Bajie seemed very wronged, and reiterated again: "I just finished the performance and came back to change clothes."

"Brother, I watched this episode in my previous life, who am I lying to?"

With a mutter in his heart, Li Haoran nodded pretending to be surprised, smiled apologetically, and turned to look at Sha Yi, who had a funny expression.

Only then did he greet him as if an old friend was meeting.

The two big hands were clasped together, and Lao Sha couldn't help but cry: "Why is Bajie's charm higher than mine?"

Li Haoran raised his eyebrows, and teased: "Brother Sha Yi, you are fat and bald, but you are stronger. Does it mean that sister Hu Ke often hits you on the head with frozen octopus?"

Hearing this, Sha Yi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

His wife logged into the ace online comprehensive "Tucao Conference" last year, and was exposed by Li Shi about the meme of frozen hairtail, so she became the 26th most searched on Weibo.

In the past, he was very happy to see Qicheng's wife can shine for such a moment, but now he is speechless, and his heart is chilled by Li Haoran's words!

because……

His wife really beat him with frozen octopus!

Sha Yi's bewildered expression told Li Haoran all the answers he wanted to know, he laughed, and changed the topic: "Brother Sha Yi, I heard that you went to the hospital for an examination, are you really okay?"

When he came back to his senses, he patted breasts that looked like a girl of eighteen or nineteen years old. Sha Yi said bravely: "It's okay, I'm in good health, and I eat delicious food. I ate two big bowls of boxed lunch in the hospital... "

Li Haoran had a sympathetic expression, he really couldn't bear to say that he ate 42 courses of feast, which can be called a full banquet, and his belly was about to burst!

When the words came to my lips, I finally changed my words: "Brother Sha Yi, I didn't say hello to you at the first time just now, because I know that the chicken strip program group is very tricky and will use various methods to torture your soul, so any clues I can't let go..."

Listening to the hateful Li Haoran of the program group, Sha Yi's expression was dazed, and he said anxiously: "It's my first time here, how should I play?"

"Ally with me!"

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Ten minutes later, Li Haoran, who bid farewell to everyone, appeared in front of his room.

Opened the door with the room card, turned to the camera and muttered: "We know that Yingbao and I are a couple, but they still want me to sleep in a separate room. What kind of plane is the program crew doing?"

As he spoke, he stepped into the room and took 4.3 steps back. The detective said, "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon, and there must be a conspiracy."

After all, he looked carefully at the layout of the room with his deep eyes, and finally found a fixed camera on the partition above the bed.

"This room is equipped with a machine, which means that I will still take pictures while sleeping here tonight. There is something strange here!"

While speaking, I tiptoed slightly, and found a huge balloon opposite the machine. Under the reflection of the light, it was full of a large bag of water.

"There is a balloon filled with water. Lying here, your face is covered with water. I can't lie down. I don't sleep here, I sleep on the sofa."

Seeing through the conspiracy of the program group while following the filming director's speechless expression, Li Haoran had a sullen expression, tilted his head and said: "I have to talk to Ying Bao, don't accidentally let her fall in love.".

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"Yes, you can just put something heavy on top of that box, Yingbao, you must be more careful, I have a deep understanding of the shamelessness of extremely picky program groups!"

"Okay, you go to sleep, I also rest..."

After hanging up the phone with his lover Zhao Liying, Li Haoran lay comfortably on the sofa, with his head resting on his arms, staring at the ceiling and muttering: "It's actually quite comfortable to sleep here, but the props are all laid out, what a waste."

Then he turned his head, stared at the camera and said with burning eyes: "It would be great if I could trick someone into it. Mr. Huang can't, he's too shrewd, and neither can Xiaozhu. He's just a chatterbox, and he won't bother me to death if you call him in." ..."

Li Haoran weighed and analyzed the timing of the harm, and in a certain room of the hotel, Yan Min, the chief director who was in charge of the overall situation, laughed when he saw this.

Shaking his head, Director Yan looked at his assistant and said with a smile: "As the saying goes, you gain wisdom by taking a fall. Last time Li Haoran suffered from Huang Lei's loss, this time his IQ is always online!"

Assistant director Ren Jing nodded and said 22: "Yeah, it's a fluke to let this little fox like Li Haoran suffer once. We can't expect him to be tricked again in this episode."

Recalling last year's episode of "Dark War" that had a huge ratings, Yan Min scratched the slightly bald head of Mediterranean Sea, and thought: "Then why don't we arrange Li Haoran and Huang Lei's master-student battle in this episode?"

"arrange?"

Ren Jing was noncommittal, and said quietly, "I think they will let themselves go collectively. Except for the first episode, when did they record according to the script?"

"Uh!"

Yan Min was so choked that he stared at his best friend with resentment in his eyes.

This belongs to his happiness troubles. Happiness will get good ratings and create famous scenes that even the screenwriters can't write.

The worry must be that as a director, the control power is infinitely reduced. On the day of the recording, he was tired of jumping up and down by the brains of the men's gang, and all kinds of out-of-control scenes made him scratch his head.

A look at his resume shows that he was a handsome and successful person before the recording, with black and shiny hair in the middle and no crow's feet around his eyes, which can be said to be at the peak of his life.

Now that two years have passed, it stands to reason that the popularity of "Extreme Challenge" will make him more successful and closer to the top of his brilliant life.

In fact, his hairline has been continuously raised in the past two years, and the hair on the top of his head has disappeared without a trace. His heart hurts when he looks at it.

From the bottom of my heart, recording "Extreme Challenge" will shorten my life!

He is burning his own life to shine on a legendary show! !

Yan Min was about to say a few words to support his face, but Li Haoran in the monitor stood up and walked out of the room, watching him busy sitting up.

Thinking of what this guy said before, he knew that a good show was about to begin...

Under the watchful eyes of more than a dozen program members, Li Haoran came all the way to Sha Yi's door and knocked on the door.

Sha Yi was still awake at the moment, with a towel covering his head, he opened the door and asked in surprise, "Hao Ran, why are you looking for me so late?"

"Of course it made you popular!"

Li Haoran answered in his heart, and said with a smile on his face: "Brother Sha Yi, I can't sleep by myself, so I came here to discuss something with you."

Opening his mouth, Sha Yi nodded and said, "Then you come in and say, look at me, I just washed my hair..."

As he spoke, he wiped his drenched hair with a towel, and looked at Li Haoran with a simple and honest smile.

As he spoke, he wiped his drenched hair with a towel, and looked at Li Haoran with a simple and honest smile.

Li Haoran condescendingly looked at his shining Mediterranean Sea, and agreed greatly: "Brother Sha Yi, you really need to wash your hair well, and it's best to take care of it. I can recommend you a conditioner, and the effect is not bad."

Sha Yiren is simple and straightforward, but that doesn't mean he is stupid. He immediately recognized Li Haoran's hidden meaning, and said speechlessly, "Is it bullying middle-aged people? Don't be complacent, you kid, you will grow old too."

Hearing this, Li Haoran smiled sincerely, patted his heart and said: "I didn't mean anything else, I really didn't expect Brother Sha Yi to become like this, how handsome you were in "Marrying the Right Man in the Wrong Sedan Chair", once Mo Shangren is like jade, the son is unparalleled in the world, why did he become a greasy uncle in a blink of an eye?"

"Ugh!"

Hearing this, Sha Yi sighed and motioned Li Haoran to sit down, and he also sat down and said: "Time is a butcher's knife. When you get married and have children, you will understand why I have become like this!"

"I go……"

Li Haoran squinted his eyes when he heard that, and said with a malicious smile: "Brother Sha Yi, this is still being recorded. If you say that, be careful when you go back and kneel on the washboard. No, be careful that sister-in-law hits you with frozen octopus."

Sha Yi was stunned for a moment, then turned pale in shock when he realized it, shaking his hands wildly and said, "Ah... I didn't mean that, I didn't mean what you understood."

"What's that like?"

"I mean a man who is overwhelmed by responsibility can't breathe, I didn't mean that!"

If Li Haoran realized something, he explained: "I understand, judging from your literal meaning Brother Sha Yi, you mean to say that marriage will add a lot of burden to men, so big that it will turn a handsome guy into an uncle?"