The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Li Haoran didn't care about this small amount of money, and immediately said: "Add two buckets of iced Coke."

"Thank you handsome guy, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and a baby boy soon!!"

The fat girl is smiling, popcorn and coke have a commission, a lot of tens of Taiwan dollars!You can eat a greasy hamburger!

The fat girl is immersed in the world of small money, Zhao Liying recalls this heart-warming blessing, and her heart is sweet and beautiful.

Li Haoran took a piece of Taiwan dollar and urged: "Hurry up!"

Nodding her head to accept the Taiwan dollars, she took out two cups of Coke and popcorn and put them on the front desk. The fat girl said, "There is a movie in your mainland called "I Spit on Your Grave". Can you guess how Baodao translates it?"

Li Haoran and Zhao Liying shook their heads, and the fat girl smiled and said, "The translation in Treasure Island is..."Draw Your Old Tomb."

"Fuck you mother, you're so skinny!"

"Fuck you mother, you're so skinny!"

Li Haoran knelt down directly, you are so skinny, does Xiao Cai know?

The fat girl had an expression of what was going on, and said with a smile: "We translated the Hollywood movie "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" into "Smith vs. Mrs. Smith"."

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

Li Haoran and Zhao Liying's cheeks hurt from laughing, and the fat girl wanted to perform, and she talked endlessly: "The movie "3idiots" by Indian actor Amir Khan was very popular in your mainland, and it was translated into "Three Idiots in Bollywood". The translation of Baodao into "Three Brothers Who Will Never Die" still fits the plot."

"Later on Amirhan's "PK", our translator took advantage of the popularity of "You Who Came From The Stars" and directly translated it into "PK From The Stars". It was a bit ironic!"

This translation is not very funny, Li Haoran held back a smile and gave a thumbs up: "You guys... are like jokers, the names of movies of any style are translated like comedies, I admire the entertaining spirit of Baodao's translators!"

"Thank you for the compliment, we Baodao people are left to entertain ourselves now!" With a sigh, the fat girl thought of the increasingly difficult life, what else can she do besides having fun!

Li Haoran clasped his fists in admiration, looked at Zhao Liying, who was shedding tears, turned around and said with a smile, "`¨I really want to know how you translated the four classic classics "Water Margin"?"

The fat girl thought for a while, then scratched her head and said, "It seems to be called the story of one hundred and five men and three women! It seems to be this!"

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

Ying Bao squatted on the ground laughing directly, and praised 6666 for the brains of the compatriots in Baodao.

Li Haoran also twitched from laughing, and felt that listening to this fat girl talk about the comparison of translations of movie titles on both sides of the strait was even more amusing than watching "The Third Season of CCTV Host Mistakes Collection".

Looking at the two people who were smiling, seeing that there were no people in the movie theater in the afternoon, and the fat girl was also idle, she smiled and said, "Actually, this is not the funniest one. The funniest one is "Farewell My Concubine" from your mainland."

"Oh?"

The two were curious that Lao Chen's most famous movie had also been distributed to Baodao.

"At that time, our cross-strait relationship was still hostile, and "Farewell My Concubine" did not have a Chinese counterpart. The foreign countries you exported only translated the word "Farewell My Concubine", which is farewellmyconcubine."

Zhao Liying nodded, obviously knowing about it.

Fat girl continued: "This movie won the Cannes Film Festival, but it was pirated from abroad by the pirates in Baodao and brought back to Baodao, and because the pirates didn't know the title of the movie in mainland China, they directly translated it into English. "Goodbye, my little wife."

"Hahahahaha!!"

"Farewell My Concubine actually translates like this, my god! The brains of the compatriots in Baodao are really invincible!!"

Stopping the laughter, Li Haoran asked with a smile: "I heard from my classmates before that it seems that the compatriots in Baodao laughed at our mainland and translated the leader of the Autobots in Transformers as Optimus Prime, which is tacky. What do you call the leader of the Autobots?"

"Invincible Iron Bull!"

"Kneel down!!"

PS: These are not fabricated, all true.

Chapter 147 Fatty, why are you here? (3/10 ask for a reward, ask for a subscription)

After dawdling for half an hour, Li Haoran and Zhao Liying finally walked into the theater of "Proof of God and Ghost: Ultimatum" and finished watching the movie "The Bourne Movie: Ultimatum" hand in hand.

Just like in the previous life, Brother Cruise is crazy about being handsome, but unfortunately the little fresh meat has turned into old bacon. The effect of this movie is not as good as the first three, giving people a feeling of being forced to be tender.

Li Haoran knew before traveling that in 2018, Tom Cruise's "Bourne Shadow 6" was released, which achieved a double harvest of word-of-mouth and box office, and Lao Barou was officially promoted to an old drama star, triggering a global movie-watching boom.

In the previous life, Li Haoran crossed over before the pirated version came out. In this life, he had a lot of money to watch movies, but he had to wait four years to see that movie. Thinking about it makes people... happy! !

At [-]:[-] p.m., Li Haoran came to the Zhongtian TV station building alone to participate in the only ace program "Kangxi Is Coming" recorded on time at [-]:[-] p.m.

Zhao Liying met the two hosts Cai Kangyong and Xu Xinting before, so in order not to cause unnecessary trouble, she stayed in the hotel and waited for her sweetheart to come back on the bed.

The craziness last night and today's intensive date made her very tired. Instead of watching the unsuitable Treasure Island program, she might as well sleep in the hotel 310.

Feeding Haoran has not been successful yet, comrades need to continue to work hard!

In fact, not only Zhao Liying doesn't like to watch "Kangxi Is Coming", but Li Haoran also has this feeling. In his past and present lives, he can't appreciate the funny ways of Baodao people, especially "Kangxi Is Coming". He really doesn't think this show is so funny?

However, in order to solve the trouble of girlfriends getting together, the program still has to participate.In order to win face for the mainlanders, the show still needs to be carefully recorded!

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"This way, tea or coffee, please?"

"whatever!"

"Uh?"

"Any kind of drink, isn't there any in Baodao?"

"Uh! No?"

"Is there any orange juice?"

"Uh! No!"

"Then let's have tea!"

"..."

Under the guidance of the staff, Li Haoran came to the guest lounge.I teased the employee's sister a few words, which made her very embarrassed, and the atmosphere at the scene became lively amidst loud laughter.

The editor (acbi) who received Li Haoran laughed when he saw this scene, thinking that the rumors were false, and the hosts of CCTV in mainland China are not so prudish, it seems that the scale can be bigger.

"Li Xiansen (Mr.), tonight's program discussion topic is: Who is the real king of humor? You are the latest comedy host on the mainland..."

Interrupting the editor, Li Haoran solemnly stated: "Don't make a mistake, I am a news host."

"Uh!"

The editor who watched the compilation of CCTV host's mistakes directly said: "... Isn't that more fun?"

The editor who watched the compilation of CCTV host's mistakes directly said: "... Isn't that more fun?"

Suddenly seeing Li Haoran's sharp eyes of resentment, the editor laughed awkwardly, and hurriedly lowered his head to give Li Haoran a detailed introduction to tonight's program flow.And brought Cai Kangyong's apology, because he was still recording another program and did not come to greet him.

Although Cai Kangyong is a subject, I have to admit that this guy's emotional intelligence is really high.

Regardless of the reason for not being there in person, whether it was really recording the show, or just pretending to be polite, Cai Kangyong's words can dispel the guests' grievances.

Li Haoran naturally had no objection, and while facing the script with the editor, he recalled the program "Kangxi Is Coming" in his mind, thinking how he could perform better?

As a CCTV host in this life, Li Haoran knows that in any talking variety show, the sparks of speech between the host and the guests are often the most attractive, and it is also one of the magic weapons to create high ratings.

The reason why the program "Kangxi Is Coming" is so popular is not only that they have achieved it, but also the most important point is that the two show hosts are famous for their daring and spicy style, and the show can always burst out. It is a big star's big news, so it is loved by fans.

Commenting on "Kangxi Is Coming" in Li Haoran's language is: "If you use one sentence to describe the chaos of Baodao's talk show, its theme can range from outer space to inner womb, from Buddhist scriptures to the first scriptures, what is it? We can talk."

Compared with any other programs in mainland China, this program is too overreaching, too outrageous, too aggressive, too much personal attack, and 'offended' one big star after another.

What's interesting is that rumors of "offending people" are flying all over the sky, and the program has a unique unit dedicated to the content of "Kangxi's Apology Conference for Past Events", apologizing to the guests.

In his previous life, Li Haoran didn't care much about these things, he was busy with his family and food and clothing every day.

In this life, Li Haoran understands that this is just a routine in the entertainment industry. The stars need the huge fan traffic of "Kangxi Is Coming", and "Kangxi Is Coming" needs the "huge material" of the stars, which complement each other.

At this moment, the editor discussed with him a lot of out-of-the-box rumors. It can be seen that this program is highly fraudulent. No wonder it will be permanently suspended due to aesthetic fatigue.

Li Haoran refused all the requests from the editor. When he came, he issued a military order to Cui Yan. He participated in the show to show the demeanor of CCTV hosts, but he did not come here to perfect the two hosts. How could he follow the usual routine? .

The editor persuaded me for a while and then stopped trying to persuade me, because the hosts of CCTV prepared two sets of plans. The first set was not good enough, so I used the second set!

"Li Xiansen, what do you think of this process? If possible, we will follow this..."

Finally, after confirming the script with Li Haoran, the door of the lounge was knocked lightly, and the young female assistant who was so embarrassed just now hurriedly opened the door, and soon, a beautiful figure came into Li Haoran's sight.

"... Fatty, why are you here?"

"Ah! Li Haoran, you are here too!"

The two spoke almost at the same time. After finishing speaking, Li Haoran stood up and went to meet him. He stared at Fatty who was full of surprises on Fendai, and asked doubtfully, "Are you also invited to participate in "Kangxi Is Coming?"

"OK!"

Fat Di Bingxue was smart, and said in surprise: "You're not the guest of this episode, are you! How could I invite me if I said so well!"

At this time, the editor smiled and explained: "I originally wanted to invite Li Xiansen's friends again on the show, but I didn't expect to meet them earlier. Is Li Xiansen satisfied with this arrangement?"

"Satisfied ghost!"

Thinking of Zhao Liying in the hotel, and why he came here, Li Haoran cursed in his heart and gave a thumbs up on his face. .

Chapter 148 The Motorcycle Girl of the F Cup (4/10 please reward, please subscribe)

"Beautiful lady, what would you like to drink? We have tea and coffee here, but there is no orange juice and whatever. Would you like tea or coffee?"

Suffering from Li Haoran's psychological torture, the young female assistant carefully asked Pang Di, a mainland female star, what she wanted to drink. The 'sincere' look in her eyes moved Pang Di very much.

In my mind, I recalled the promotional slogan I saw at Baodao Airport: The most beautiful people are the people of Baodao.Fatty thinks this sentence is quite right, the enthusiasm of the young assistant is not there in mainland China.

Facing the eyes of the young female assistant Qi Yi, the kind-hearted Fat Di didn't have the nerve to ask what casual is. He thought it was a drink from Baodao, and quickly replied: "Thank you, just give me a cup of coffee."

"Good."

The young female assistant nodded with a professional smile, and then walked away with a sigh of relief. The unique facial expressions of Baodao women looked extraordinarily funny.

Li Haoran and the editor couldn't help but smile, Fatty was confused when he saw their smiles, so Mengmeng said: "Is there a problem with drinking coffee in Baodao?"

"no problem."

Li Haoran shook his head, changed the subject with a smile: "Pang Di, congratulations on the hit TV series, and congratulations on becoming a member of the H family. From now on, you will call me brother, and I will cover you in the show!"

"I don't!"