The Rise of the Big Name of the Longing Life

Annoyed, Yu Shiyun picked up the hammer and asked in confusion: "Why do you express it like that? It's not China, South Korea, Japan, but China, Japan, and South Korea? According to the map, if you come down like this, it's Huaxia, Hanguo, and Japan. Why did you skip us? China, Japan and Korea!!!”

Cheng Shijing was also puzzled and said: "Although Huaxia has a bit of that kind of relationship with Han country recently, Huaxia also has that kind of atmosphere towards Riluo because of its previous history. I thought that because of the historical issues with Riluo, I thought you would express it as China, South Korea and Japan?"

The mentality of the three fully proves that a country that has been vassalized, colonized, and oppressed by great powers in history, once there is a period of peace, will be troubled by the shadow of the past, and will show abnormal behavior from time to time. situation.

As we all know, Han Guo is a small country and proud of the people, without the slightest air of a big country, and he has to compare priorities in everything. Li Haoran is really speechless. Isn't it obvious that they have something to argue about?Do you really want him to speak out to break your glass hearts?

Of course, Li Haoran would never miss the opportunity to speak out against Bangzi's self-esteem. When Cheng Shijing asked, he pretended to be apologetic: "To be honest, there are actually other reasons."

"What reason? Tell the truth, please?"

"Say it out!"

The three hosts were in a hurry, their eyes were bright, eager to get approval, and the representatives of the United States, Germany, and Eros laughed secretly.

Seeing that the three of them were in such a hurry, Li Haoran was not in a hurry, and said with full of 'kindness': "Shouldn't you say nice things at first? Well..."

"no no……"

The three of them denied with one voice again, interrupting Li Haoran's words: "There is no need to be serious, we can only tell the facts, we don't like that."

"You guys are the ones who are the ones who are the ones who look for you, don't blame me!" Li Haoran couldn't help but smile in his heart, and said with a serious face: "The other reason is..."

Speaking of this, Li Haoran deliberately slowed down his tone. The three hosts were full of anticipation, and even the representatives of other countries looked at Li Haoran expectantly, waiting for the slap in the face to start.

Sure enough, as expected by other representatives, Li Haoran said sincerely: "Although our relationship with Rilu is not very good due to historical reasons, Huaxia has always been a pragmatic country. In terms of strength rankings, we feel that Rilu is stronger than Hanguo, and deserves more attention. And we in Huaxia will never deliberately belittle a country just because we don't like them. If we want to surpass them, we will pay more attention to them... ..."

Li Haoran kept telling the truth, and the faces of the three hosts turned black into the bottom of the pot, damn, this face hurts, they actually have nothing to say! !

Chapter 17 Society My Brother Hao (2/5 for collection)

Really unable to answer the bastard Li Haoran's words, Cheng Shijing could only ask Terada Takuya on the other side: "Takuya Terada, how would you express it?"

After finishing speaking, he gave Takuya Terada a look of anticipation, but Takuya Terada thought for a while and replied truthfully: "Japan, China and Korea."

Snapped!

It was another painful slap in the face, and the expressions of the three hosts were stunned, as if they were blown up into black zombies by three mines in Plants vs. few words.

"Ha ha ha ha!!!"

All the representatives couldn't help laughing. I've seen such a lowly person, but I've never seen such a lowly one. I already know the answer in my heart, but I still insist on hitting my face in front of me. It's too weird!

In Li Haoran's heart, he praised his "friend" Takuya Terada. This is so powerful. You and I can challenge the status of the strongest comedian in a team!

The atmosphere froze for a while, and Yu Shirun directly carried the hammer to 'run away', turned around in a circle, stared at Terada Takuya in disbelief and said loudly: "No, why? Why are you like this? According to the order of positions, our country is In the middle, why do you say that?"

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard!!"

Yu Shirun had an expression on why you also abandoned us, and Li Haoran was hilarious, and the other representatives were laughing, and they all said to themselves: Maybe Rilu looks down on you Han Guo directly!

Scratching the back of his head, Terada Takuya naturally couldn't say he looked down on you, but could only say awkwardly: "I used to think it was easy to say, but now that I think about it...it seems that I choose to respect because of the strength of the country!"

Terada Takuya's tone became weaker and weaker, because the three Han Guo hosts were already full of bitterness and sadness. This wave of blows really made them choked, and the arrogant glass was heartbroken!

As the three fanatical patriots and the staunch supporters of the Koreans who are number one in the world, what could be more sad than being looked down upon by neighbors!

What makes them vomit blood the most is that it's okay for Huaxia to look down on them, and Nima Riluo also joins in, can they still have fun playing!

The emotions of the three hosts fully explained one point: they thought that their country was the king in the eyes of neighboring countries, but they didn’t know that it was only bronze. !

……

After looking at each other for a while, the three hosts planned to skip this topic and start the next topic again. Cheng Shijing picked up a card and said, "Wow! The second question is quite explosive!"

After all, it was professional. The sad and angry Yu Shiyun and Jin Xuanmo immediately adjusted their emotions and asked: "Which country is the representative?"

Raising his brows, glancing at Li Haoran from the corner of his eyes, Cheng Shijing smiled and said, "It's from Yindu."

"Oh?"

"What's the problem with Gupta?"

Everyone looked at Brother Ah San, who looked complacent. This guy was sitting in the fourth seat on the right, with a smile on his face, but no matter how he looked at it, he seemed a little malicious.

Li Haoran glanced at Gupta, who had the ugliest appearance, and turned his head to look at Cheng Shijing. The guy read aloud: "The problem is: India's population is currently the second largest in the world, and its economic development speed is the fastest in the world. An increasingly powerful motherland, what do you want to say to other representatives?"

Hearing this question, Li Haoran immediately had a premonition that it was another question aimed at China. As expected, Cheng Shijing continued to read Gupta's answer: "Gupta said that he wanted to tell China representative Li Haoran that within ten years, India Du will surpass China in terms of population and economy."

"Oooo!!!"

"Oooo!!!"

"Awesome, is it Li Haoran who is on fire today?"

"It seems that the situation facing Huaxia is very serious!"

"..."

The sound of slapping the table was deafening, and all the representatives were full of interest. They all knew that today's theme must be the siege of China by many countries, which is in line with the narrow-minded characteristics of Han people.

Lin Yun'er had sensed it a long time ago, her eyes hidden under the black-rimmed glasses looked at the calm and composed Li Haoran worriedly, and felt ashamed of the program crew's actions!

"Brother Hao in the society, people talk too much!"

Alberto looked at Li Haoran and laughed loudly: "My friend, Wisdom Mouth Cannon is online!!"

Rolling his eyes to show his contempt, Li Haoran didn't expect Alberto to understand these Internet buzzwords, and he really has something wrong with the Huaxia market!

Contemptuous in his heart, Yu Shirun, the host in the middle, slammed the hammer hard, laughed while watching the fun, and said, "This is the first time I saw someone using the Chinese population to provoke! Indian population? Huaxia population?? Come on, Gupta, please state your point of view?"

Amidst the strange yells from the audience, Gupta opened his mouth, bewildered: "Indus is one of the most democratic countries. When it comes to democracy, India is free in all aspects, while in China, it is Not very civil..."

Before Gupta finished his criticism of Huaxia, Liu Yue interrupted him decisively, and said calmly: "Indus is indeed the largest democratic country, but it is also the most failed democratic country."

"Oh man!!"

Yu Shirun clasped his head in his hands, with a shocked expression, and kept hitting the hammer. Cheng Shijing and Jin Xuanmo also screamed strangely, trying to start the flames of war directly.

Italian representative Alberto laughed loudly and said, "My God, Li Haoran, you don't have to be so angry!"

Good buddy Ba Tie gave a thumbs up, winked and said: "Dude, you are too straightforward, but I like it!"

Sensing the hatred of the Batie brothers towards India, Li Haoran gave him a reassuring look, and continued amidst Gupta's "no" justification: "As we all know, India is a country that flaunts democracy, but they But there are many, many undemocratic places."

"we do not have."

Facing the talkative Li Haoran, facing Li Haoran's continuous questioning, Gupta is obviously not good at words, and his defense is weak. The only sentence is that we have not fully demonstrated the gap between the two.

"You have, women in your country are just vassals passed on from generation to generation, and you can beat them or scold them, Gupta, isn't it fake?"

Gupta's face was embarrassing, and it turned into a liver color in an instant. This is indeed true. He can't explain it. The Indian religion really regards the status of women very low.

Ah San couldn't say anything, Li Haoran replied instead of him: "Except for the status of women who are at the top of the list, the crime rate ranks first in the world. You must have heard about it in the news! Are there fewer female tourists?"

"I verify this."

The representative of Germany directly raised his hand. He has read a lot of similar news, and he has also been to India himself. As Li Haoran said, it is indeed synonymous with dirty and messy.

Chapter 18 The Third Brother Who Is About to Cry (3/5 for collection)

Giving the German representative a grateful look, Li Haoran continued to beat the dog in the water: "Moreover, the United Nations Red Cross announced that more than [-] million people in India live below the poverty line, and [-] million people have problems with food and clothing. There are more than [-] million people Thousands of people live by eating rubbish, my God! Can you imagine what this concept is?"

Li Haoran's expression should be as exaggerated as possible, everyone who watched it rolled their eyes, and they all slandered in their hearts: We already watched that documentary a long time ago, we don't need to use such an exaggerated tone to hit people, okay? !

The crowd screamed one after another, and Lin Yuner, who was hiding in the corner, patted her mouth and exhaled, and couldn't help giving Li Haoran a thumbs up quietly, the counterattack was so handsome, applause! !

Asan brother Gupta's liver-colored skin swelled into purple, his expression was red and fiery, and he was in a trance, feeling dizzy.

Li Haoran's blow to him was too fatal, every word hit Yin Du's vital gate precisely.

Niang Xipi, are all Huaxia hosts so well-informed and memorized?

Didn't it mean that Chinese people don't pay much attention to India?

Do you know Indo dry hair so well?

Without giving the distraught Gupta a chance to defend himself, Li Haoran continued: "Don't talk about these social problems, let's talk about the Indian system. The so-called largest democracy breeds the world's largest corruption group, and corruption problems emerge in endlessly. , There is also a heinous class culture, which is unimaginable in a democratic country!"

"Oh! My God!!"

"Li Haoran, how dare you say it! What makes you so awesome!"

"..."

Looking at the three hosts who were laughing and laughing, and looking at the representatives of other countries who were laughing, Li Haoran said seriously: "It is my motherland that gives me the confidence to say that."

"Li Haoran, who is deeply involved in nationalism!" Yu Shirun praised, beating the hammer.

After squinting at this guy, Li Haoran said: "Gupta said that we are not democratic in China, so I want to know what is democracy? In your eyes, is the so-called democracy just that vote?"

Except for the Pakistani representative, everyone present nodded. Votes are indeed the most important propaganda point for Western freedom and democracy.

"But are votes useful?" Li Haoran asked: "Can your votes really elect your favorite president?"

Now everyone stopped talking, and they were very proud that they had the right to choose the president, but they were all adults. Who didn't know that those chaebols hidden behind the scenes were the real deciders of who would be the president.

Seeing that the three hosts wanted to defend themselves, Li Haoran laughed and said directly: "I don't agree that one vote can represent democracy. People in our country believe that a country that can make people live a better life is a democratic country. When wars are raging in other countries, the country that immediately sends warships to evacuate its citizens is a democratic country.”

Everyone was speechless again. It is an indisputable fact that the Chinese people are getting better and better. It is also an indisputable fact that they sent warships to evacuate the overseas Chinese at the first time. Now that I think about it, their democratic country is really a mess!

Everyone was speechless again. It is an indisputable fact that the Chinese people are getting better and better. It is also an indisputable fact that they sent warships to evacuate the overseas Chinese at the first time. Now that I think about it, their democratic country is really a mess!

In the round table recording hall, only Li Haoran's voice was up and down to justify Huaxia's name, saying loudly: "In Huaxia, every citizen has the right to speak freely, and everyone lives in a more peaceful and peaceful life than most people in the world."

"We can go wherever we want, travel abroad if we want, we have the most developed Internet industry in the world, we have the safest social system guarantee in the world, I really can't figure out how we are worse than India? "

"It is true that China's reform and opening up has just been [-] years old, and there are indeed various problems, but our nation has been working hard to make the country better and more confident."

"As we all know, forty years ago, India's economy was on par with China's, and the countries were evenly matched. Forty years later? How many times is China's economy compared to India's? How many times is China's per capita income compared to India's? Is it democratic?"

"Woooooooo!!!"

After Li Haoran finished speaking eloquently, Zahid on behalf of Batie and Alberto on behalf of Italy applauded.

What Li Haoran said was so wonderful, even if they were foreigners, they all felt a little excited when they heard it.

Seeing the applause of the representatives of the two countries, other representatives also applauded one after another. Jin Xuanmo exclaimed: "Patriotic boy!"

The show has been going on for more than ten minutes now, and the expected scene of Zhonghua Xia's embarrassment did not appear, but this guy made a big splash. Fortunately, Han Guo is the host, and they are not the ones who are ashamed.