"Ahhhh!!!"
"Woooooooo!!!"
"together together together!!"
Seeing the interaction between the two, the younger brothers and younger sisters immediately let out deafening and strange laughter, and the audience shouted together. The shy Fatty was full of embarrassment, and Xueyan directly became a red light.
Fatty is really going to cry now, is she really glaring at this villain, okay?
What do you mean by laughing like that?
What does together mean?
Let him bully me?
Is there any love left?
The solemn classroom actually turned into "Don't Disturb". The old headmaster's face suddenly became ugly, and he stared at Li Haoran with unkindness, as if he threatened to hand over the self-criticism to the reporter immediately.
Sensing the old principal's eyes of "cannibalism", Li Haoran couldn't help grinning, your old self-student has a bad heart, and spontaneously shouted, what's the matter with me?
Having said that, Li Haoran restrained himself a little, and said with a smile: "I think many people will say that Li Haoran is making it up! Li Haoran is enough, isn't it?"
"Ha ha ha ha!!!"
Li Haoran's self-deprecation caused laughter in the lecture hall, and he pressed his hands to calm them down. Li Haoran explained seriously: "I regret to tell you that this time I am not funny, what I said is true! If you don't believe me, take I don’t have a mobile phone, so you are allowed to use your mobile phone.”
Hearing this, all the juniors and girls who had mobile phones took out their mobile phones. Li Haoran turned around and wrote the word "Lang Ying" on the blackboard, turned around again, and said, "Your Baidu Encyclopedia name, his name is Ling Ying." , a native of the Ming Dynasty, is a famous book collector in history, that is, the so-called collector now.”
More than a hundred juniors and juniors tapped on their mobile phones, and countless viewers who watched the live broadcast also tapped their keyboards and mobile phones, wanting to know that Li Haoran didn't make it up.
Looking at Fatty with puffy cheeks from the corner of the eye, Li Haoran said to himself: "Generally, literati like us like to think wildly after reading too much, so in his later years he compiled a book that made him famous forever. The title of the book is It's called "Seven Revised Class Drafts."
After a pause, Li Haoran was like Baidu Encyclopedia's explanation: "This book contains Zhu Yuanzhang's own recollection of Zhu's Shide stele, and these names are clearly recorded in it."
After a pause, Li Haoran was like Baidu Encyclopedia's explanation: "This book contains Zhu Yuanzhang's own recollection of Zhu's Shide stele, and these names are clearly recorded in it."
Li Haoran's words were true, and many people on the bullet screen were slapped in the face before they had time to shut up their reprimands, and they felt so painful.
"Quickly check to see if what he said is true or false."
"That... what Li Haoran said is indeed historically based. There is indeed Lang Ying in history, and the "Seven Revised Class Drafts" does have these records of Zhu Yuanzhang's grandfather!!"
"I'll give it a fuck, it really is!!"
"I feel that the whole world is not friendly anymore. Beep all the dogs in the universe are thinking about it. What a ghost, the people of Guigumen are so awesome!"
"I never believed that Li Haoran was a member of Guigumen, but now I do!"
"I just want to say hello to Zhu Yuanzhang silently, your family must be crazy, what kind of post-modern name is it, you are an ancient man, okay?"
"A woman who has no talent is a virtue. I must be too wicked, so I am worthy of Li Haoran who has all virtues!"
"..."
Everyone in the live broadcast room was stunned, stunned by Li Haoran's operation.
Those defenders who criticized Li Haoran disappeared without a trace.
Although these people did their best, they were not stupid at all. Li Haoran's level of performance before was enough to slap them in the face. Now that the history expert Fan Er came out, he could only be slapped in the face to death.
In the lecture hall, Li Haoran's Ming History course continued...
"'¨I believe you must be wondering whether the Zhu Yuanzhang family has any peculiar rules, why they all take such numerical names."
All the juniors nodded together, Fatty was also full of curiosity.
She already knew from the shocking voices one after another that what Li Haoran said that sounded like nonsense was correct, but, this... how is it possible?
"Actually, there are no special rules. The name is not because the Zhu family is engaged in mathematics, but because in the Yuan Dynasty, if ordinary people could not go to school or become officials, they would not have names. They could only be named after the sum of their parents' ages or the date of birth. "
After a pause, Li Haoran said with a smile: "I think the people who registered at the time must be dazzled. Li Yi Er Li Yi San, Fat One, Two Fat One, and Three are all numbers."
"Ha ha ha ha!!"
The audience burst into laughter, but Fat Di gritted his teeth in embarrassment, what Li One Two is Fat One Three, this guy (of Li) is deliberately teasing her, her nickname Fat Di has become synonymous with Li Haoran's shouting , Di Lieba is rarely called.
I'm so pissed off, it's so hateful! !
Ignoring Fatty's murderous eyes, Li Haoran began to bite the bullet again: "Yu Yue, editor of the Imperial Academy of the Qing Dynasty, gave the answer in "Chunzaitang Essays". and the age of the parents together as the name."
In his previous life, Li Haoran's fight against the Qing Yao in Tianya was not in vain. He collected a lot of information and memorized a lot of historical materials.
Pulling out a passage of ancient text, pretending to be coercive, Li Haoran explained with a smile: "What does this sentence mean? The translation is what I said before, so the names that seem strange to us now were like Li Yuanchao and Zhang Hongxia at that time. Similarly, throwing a brick can smash a lot."
Chapter 177 It seems that I have done everything except not kissing (3/10 please reward, please subscribe)
The audience burst into laughter, but the barrage in the live broadcast room was full of shock. Netizens were about to vomit blood from being hit by Li Haoran's all-round talent. Does your mother know that you are so outstanding?
"Hiss... I'll go, Li Haoran is too scary!"
"Li Haoran started learning from the womb! But it's impossible to be so powerful in twenty years, right?"
"Although I am a genius at Peking University, I still want to say that this is really unscientific!"
"Looking at Li Haoran who talks eloquently, my heart is heavy. What are the "Seven Revised Class Drafts" and "Spring Zaidang Essays"? I am also [-] years old, am I living on a dog?"
"You have fully proved that when you were a child, you thought you could save the whole world when you grow up, but when you grow up, you realize that the whole world can't save you."
"This is the super genius in the legend, but without any preparation, without reading the textbook, he popped out of his mouth. What do you make Mr. Science think? What do you make good student Jiang think?"
"No matter what other people think, anyway, I feel that my IQ has been challenged. I am so angry!"
"..."
The barrage was full of din, Yi Zhongtian from "Lecture Forum of Hundred Schools" was still reading textbooks, Li Haoran came as soon as he opened his mouth, and Bilibili said that 310 and Datong are all well documented, which is unacceptable.
In fact, it's not just them, Li Haoran himself is curious.
Although he has read "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty" many times, and checked a lot of information to fight against the Qing Yao, he has not memorized it after all. It should be impossible to be so familiar with it, right?
Just as this doubt arose in my heart, the clear voice of the system came: "The human brain is a mysterious existence that cannot be compared with any supercomputer. The things the host thought he had forgotten are actually stored in the depths of the host's mind like a monitoring screen. It is so familiar because the host's emotions stimulate|stimulate the brain region, making the memory of this period of time extraordinarily clear."
"It can still be like this!"
Li Haoran was pleasantly surprised, and quickly thought about which stocks had their daily limit, but unfortunately he didn't remember anything.
Just as he was about to slander whether the system was playing tricks on him, Li Haoran saw the school girl with glasses standing up again: "Senior, why did Zhu Baba change his name to Zhu Yuanzhang afterwards? Is it because being an emperor saves face?"
Li Haoran smiled slightly, fully enjoying the realm of genius, and opened his mouth to say: "For your question, we must first understand the meaning of Yuan Zhang."
After finishing speaking, he turned around and wrote a beautiful word "Zhang" on the blackboard. The chic strokes, the strong strokes, and the handsome face are all so exciting.
Although Fat Di wanted to bite this guy, he had to admit that Li Haoran's attraction to the opposite sex was endless, and he was an ideal boyfriend in the eyes of all women.
It's just...just, this guy is really bad! !
I have only known each other for a month, my buttocks have been kneaded into dough, my hands are still hurting from being clenched, and I even undressed myself, it seems that apart from not picking up, all the things that boyfriend and girlfriend should do are done!
I have only known each other for a month, my buttocks have been kneaded into dough, my hands are still hurting from being clenched, and I even undressed myself, it seems that apart from not picking up, all the things that boyfriend and girlfriend should do are done!
Thinking that there might be no hope of revenge at this time, Fat Di lamented in his heart: "I'm worried, how should I get revenge, it will take three months to record! I still haven't been bullied to death?"
Li Haoran was unaware of Fatty's sigh, and continued: "The so-called Bangui is Zhang, and Zhang was used to describe a very sharp jade in ancient times, so Zhu Yuanzhang's name can be read as Zhu Yuanyu, and the homophonic interpretation is: He is willing to be To kill Zhang of the Yuan Dynasty."
More than two hundred juniors wrote down this knowledge point with admiration on their faces. There was a bullet screen that I had already knelt on the ground to watch, and it was very lively.
Walking to the blackboard, Li Haoran motioned for Fatty to bring the pointer, pointed to Zhu Yuanzhang's file and said, "Needless to say male gender, ethnic Han, as for blood type, we all know that there was no test level at that time. Zhu Yuanzhang did not have a diploma, and he taught himself later, but I think the standard is not bad, after all, he became the emperor..."
(acdh) Explaining this funny resume in detail, especially Zhu Yuanzhang's unconventional motto: "What's yours is mine, what's mine is still mine" made everyone laugh.
"Born in troubled times, Zhu Yuanzhang was burdened with the pain of the death of his parents. He started from abject poverty. He had no background, no backer, and no support. He won everything by himself. He went through untold hardships and escaped countless times. Overcome the grasp of the god of death, climb up from the pile of dead, bury the corpses of comrades-in-arms, and then move on, continue to fight."
"Everything started from that night in 1328. The wife of farmer Zhu Wusi, Mrs. Chen, gave birth to a baby boy. Everyone knows that this baby boy is the future Zhu Yuanzhang."
"Whenever an emperor is born, there will be some similar strange phenomena recorded in later history books, such as wind blowing, heavy rain, fragrance, stars shining in the sky, and red light everywhere. Anyway, I want to tell you that this person Different from others.
"For example, Liu Bang, the great ancestor of the Han Dynasty, his mother dreamed of a dragon and gave birth to Liu Bang. Sima Rui, the emperor of the Yuan Dynasty, had a flash of light when he was born, and the whole room was illuminated. A lot of light bulbs."
"Let's talk about an even more outrageous one, Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin, who was born with a red glow, a lingering fragrance, and a golden glow, and it hasn't changed for the past three days."
"Student Zhu Yuanzhang is no exception. First of all, before he was born, Chen's mother dreamed that a god gave her a shining pill. This kind of pill is poisonous food now, and I don't know how big the radiation is to sparkle."
"But at that time, it was ancient times, not modern times. In ancient times, it was a fairy medicine. After Chen's mother swallowed it, she woke up from a dream and found that her mouth had a strange fragrance. Neighbors thought there was a fire and came to help."
"This description tells us two questions. First, Zhu Yuanzhang's birth was disturbing to the people. Second, the ancient neighborhood relationship was very good!"
"..."
A class is not too long, only [-] minutes, Li Haoran, a talented student from Peking University, finished it with ease. It was wonderful, and the level was so high that fans felt that they could go to "Hundreds of Lectures" and say goodbye to Yi Zhongtian and the others. wrist.
Of course, the slightest flaw is thirst. Li Haoran wanted to drink water very much right now, so he turned his head to look at Fatty, and signaled her, the cheerleaders, to bring the water quickly.
"gosh!"
Fatty is speechless, he has been handing chalk and pointers for a while, and now he still needs to drink water, this guy is addicted, right?
Although he was slandered in his heart, Fatty still obediently handed Li Haoran a bottle of mineral water, muttering to himself: "The task is the most important, the task is the most important!".
Chapter 178 Revenge feels so good! (4/10 ask for a reward, ask for a subscription)
"Li Haoran brought vitality to boring history. This unique history lesson has made many Chinese people who have given up liking history start liking history again. It is a great contribution." ——CCTV anchor Li Hong commented.
"The biggest value of Li Haoran's class is science popularization. History is not instilled in textbooks. Every historical event is the same as real news. It is not simple behind it. Li Haoran popularizes history by telling stories in the form of ridicule, and also tells you what to know by the way. Realistic approach, I love this little colleague to death (smiley face).”—Comment on CCTV anchor Li Sisi.
"Li Haoran uses the form of novels to describe the official history. It is easy to understand and makes it easier for everyone to understand. He has popularized history. He is worthy of being a genius of Peking University. He is really too tired of being a genius of Peking University."——Comment on CCTV anchor Sa Baning.
"Li Haoran gave the history class a different way of teaching. His teaching style is destined to be popular in the circle of friends. It is really good for everyone to receive information in a relaxed and pleasant way." ——Mango TV anchor Xie Naping.
"Li Haoran's history class uses popular novels to describe the magnificent end of the Yuan Dynasty more than 03 years ago with the patience of Swiss watchmakers, the rigor of German manufacturing workers, the feelings of French 600 winemakers, and the humor of American theater actors. Peasant Uprising. The whole class is rigorous and humorous. It can be used as a benchmark course in history, and it can also be used for entertainment after dinner. It is the first choice for home travel, learning to read, and leisurely entertainment.”——Comment on CCTV anchor Bai Yansong.
"As a descendant of Zhu Yuanzhang (as evidenced by his family tree), it is a great honor for me to see such a good Ming Dynasty history lesson."—Comment by Zhu Guangquan, anchor of CCTV's "Common Concern".
"..."
The CCTV publicity group was paying attention to their popular fried chicken all the time. When Li Haoran finished the class, several CCTV anchors and several Mango TV anchors shouted on their respective Weibo platforms.
Li Hong, the representative host of "Across the Taiwan Straits", and Li Sisi, the beauty host of CCTV, were the first to stand up to support, expressing their admiration for Li Haoran and their "admiration" for Li Haoran, cooling the hearts of otaku fans all over the place .
The nerds lamented Li Haoran's relationship with the opposite sex, and then another CCTV talent from Peking University, Sa Ba Ning, came in and made a funny speech that successfully made everyone laugh.
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