The Missionary of the Second Dimension

"Well, come back with me, I will definitely protect you in the future!!!"

Zhai Nan tried her best to put on a gentle smile.

At the same time, I swear in my heart that if I take them to a place where no one is around, I must teach them what it means to "speak misfortune from the mouth". .

Chapter 65 Your whole family is a heretic

"Aren't you amazing? Then how could it become what it is now?"

Now Zhai Nan is in a small restaurant that can be seen everywhere, and sitting opposite him are two young girls sweeping the food on the table at a very fast speed.

While swallowing the food continuously, there was also a satisfied groan in the mouth.

"It's not Irina! If you insist on buying that weird-looking painting, I think you're probably being cheated!"

After Xenovia put the last piece of braised pork into his mouth and swallowed it beautifully, he kept complaining to the girl with twin tails next to him.

"Oops! Wipe your mouth before you speak and hurry up! The oil is all sprayed on my face! Besides, it's not a strange painting, it clearly shows a saint, even the staff of the exhibition said so! "

Saying that, Wisteria Irina took off the picture frame she was carrying behind her.

The painting above is indeed a person, but it is a humanoid portrait with squinting eyes and pouting mouth.

A white halo is drawn on the head, a pair of white wings are behind it, and there are several babies wearing diapers flying in the air as the background. 16

The round face is cute, the curved corners of the mouth are proud but not delicate, the slightly flushed cheeks make people feel infinitely warm, the eyes are full of joy when looking right, making people think about it, and the lightly raised eyebrows hide merit and fame.

This kind of expression will indeed make everyone who sees him feel pity, but only a fool would regard this expression as a saint's expression.

"It's all because Irina took all our money to buy this fake-looking portrait, so we haven't had a meal since last night! Why is my partner someone like you! .. .Ah, ah,...Lord, this must be a test for me, too."

Xenovia stared at Irina with unkind eyes, originally thinking of using her extroverted personality as a means of diplomacy, but she didn't expect such a thing to happen on the first day of her arrival!

After Zhai Nan understood what had happened, she decided to take back that sentence, and spent all her accommodation expenses on this, even children would not be so easily deceived!

"Huh? That picture must be St. Peter! I remember! I just remember!"

Wisteria Irina also greeted her without fear.Although Xenovia may be right, she is definitely not to be outdone when faced with the issue of belief.

"How long-winded! You Protestants are the real heretics! We Catholics are the real servants of God, you heretics!"

"What nonsense are you talking about! Catholics who can only memorize things by rote all day and don't know how to adapt are the real brain problems!"

"What did you say? You heretic!"

"Shall I say it again? You Catholics are heretics!"

"heresy!"

"Your whole family are heretics!"

The quarrel between the two girls became louder and louder, and finally they both put their heads together, and neither of them accepted the other.

After all, Zhai Nan can also understand that there are so many religious departments under Christianity. Although they all believe in God, they also have different teachings, and there will definitely be some friction in daily life.

But it is definitely a minority like the two of them who are about to fight.

It is really hard to imagine how the above will assign these two people together.

Both are complete idiots!

After that, it was Zhai Nan who reconciled them. Fortunately, his ability to fool people was not built, but specially trained.

Because if these two guys keep arguing, he will feel very ashamed.

Food attracted more than half of their attention.

These girls are surprisingly good at eating, but Zhai Nan is not short of money, anyway, no matter how much they eat, it is not his money.

"Hoohoo... Finally revived with full blood! I thought I was going to die when I was hungry before!"

Wisteria Irina rubbed her stomach lazily leaning on the chair and said happily.

"If it weren't for you, we wouldn't be so low that we can't even afford a slice of bread."

The same is true for Xenovia, the bulge of her stomach is not much worse than that of Wisteria Irina.

The black tights they hide under the white robes, from the material point of view, should be clothes specially made for combatants, so that not only will not affect the body's movements, but also can cover the private|parts|parts of the body.

But from this point of view, although there is no exposed skin, the black tights that tightly wrap the body also outline a perfect body curve, especially the chest|chest and triangle|corners|parts are more important, It's even more pornographic than not wearing clothes.

Cough cough cough... These two days I've always been thinking about that, which is not something worthy of praise.

"Thank you for your hospitality, Lord, please forgive this humble human who made a deal with the devil."

Wisteria Irina drew a cross on her chest, her expression was very sincere, it would be even better if the word humble could be removed.

"Yeah, after accepting this kind of human favor, it seems that the end of the world has come."

Xenovia then drew 180 crosses on his chest.

"If you two guys keep talking to yourself, you are just idiots. Believe it or not, I will punch you in the stomach and make me spit out everything you eat!"

Although Zhai Nan knew that this was the two girls' way of expressing their gratitude to themselves, it sounded more like derogation.

"What...we have a good thank you."

Wisteria Irina muttered dissatisfied.