The Former Wife Came to the Door
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Come on, hurt each other!I will add more, add more, I will ask if your book coins can hold up!
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Since ancient times, villains have liked to commit suicide.
why?
Li Hui didn't know!
He just knew that if he became a villain in a certain story, he would definitely die decisively.
As a man, as a man with ideals, dreams, and delusions, if you travel to a martial arts world and become a master of martial arts, wouldn't you be a flower picker worthy of your own martial arts and the beautiful female heroes in this martial arts world?
If you traveled to a certain historical dynasty and became a prince, wouldn't you forcefully rob a few women to be worthy of the status of prince you finally obtained?
If you traveled to a different world and became Long Aotian, wouldn't you be worthy of your own big dick if you conquered tens of thousands of beauties with a shock of your body?
but……
It's okay to be a bad person yourself, but it's very uncomfortable for others to be a bad person. For example, Li Hui is very unhappy now.
"MDZZ, if you say such things, you are dead." Li Hui cursed outside.
He was answered with a "touch", and the small steel balls from the gunpowder gun sprayed the booth all over the face again.
"It's great to have a gun? I'll kill you right away." After Li Hui yelled this sentence, he quickly went behind another booth with Yang Miaozhen in his arms.
Yang Miaozhen had a helpless expression: "Hey, it's great to have a gun. How can you kill him? Don't tell me, you will dodge bullets like the protagonist of the Matrix."
"I don't know that." Li Hui snorted, "But, take a closer look at the introduction on the phone, Li Quan, a native of the Jin Dynasty, Han nationality, the leader of a local armed group in Jinmo, is nimble with bows and horses, and good at using iron spears. "
"What's wrong with this introduction?" Yang Miaozhen said, "Isn't it a very common way to introduce ancient generals?"
"Hey, hey, focus on the key point, look at the 'Agility of Bow and Horse' here." Li Quandao: "Your husband, I am good at using bows and arrows. Is it great for long-range attacks? I will find a bow and kill him in minutes."
"In modern society, where do you find a bow?" Yang Miaozhen complained feebly, "Can't you use some modern wisdom to solve problems?"
Hahaha, little Douding with a pattern!You didn't complain about the title "your husband and I", could it be that you have accepted the reality?Well, when your leg is healed, I will really be your husband.
Li Hui suddenly showed a calm expression on his face, as if he was solemn and solemn like an expert in the world, and said with a sneer, "Okay, I will show you my modern wisdom, my husband." Pointing to the shape of the sword, point it on the center of his eyebrows, and said quickly in his mouth: "Sky Lingling, Earth Lingling, Aliluya, Amituofo, Infinite Life Buddha, in the name of the wind spirit, bow and arrow summon magic Come out! My treasure!"
"Hey, is there something wrong with your summoning lines?" Yang Miaozhen said angrily, "This is all a mess..."
Before Yang Miaozhen could finish her complaint, she saw Li Hui put his hand behind his back and took it out again. A golden longbow and a bag of golden feathered arrows miraculously appeared in his hand.
"Huh?" Yang Miaozhen was taken aback: "No way, can you really summon a bow and arrow with that kind of messy spell? And it's a golden bow and arrow that looks awesome. It's impossible, it's absolutely impossible."
"Of course it's impossible." Li Hui patted her on the head with a smile: "You're not all stupid! In fact, we are hiding in this booth, which is the booth of Penguin Company. During the day they held a "Glory of the King" here One of them cosplayed Hou Yi, I remember their costumes and props were hidden in the pile of debris behind the booth, I just ran away with you just now, just to come here and get this prop bow.”
Yang Miaozhen was dumbfounded. She didn't expect that this man fled into the science and technology exhibition hall, and ran around behind a bunch of booths. In fact, he had a purpose. He didn't run around in desperation, but he had already thought about how to deal with Xia Quan from the very beginning. Powder gun in hand.
Suddenly, Yang Miaozhen discovered that under the unreliable appearance of the man in front of him, there was a delicate heart hidden.
"Okay, let me show you now, your husband and I are not joking about the agility of my bow and horse. Although this arrow has no arrowhead, it is just a prop, but as long as I hit his wrist, it can also knock out his gunpowder gun. As long as the gun hits the ground for 30 seconds, I can use the pear blossom marksmanship to clean him up." Li Hui put Yang Miaozhen from his arms and hid behind the booth, holding the bow with his left hand and the arrow with his right, and moved to the edge of the booth.
Xia Quanzheng stared wide-eyed and looked for them everywhere, when he suddenly felt a figure disappear from a distance of more than ten meters away, Li Hui jumped out from behind the booth, and shouted: "Eat me with an arrow..."
His movements are so beautiful and graceful!The bowstring rang, and the golden light shone. A long golden arrow burst out from the long bow, across the sky, and a golden light flashed.
Xia Quan was taken aback. He wanted to dodge but it was too late, so he could only watch the arrow shoot at him, and then...
With a sound of "swish", the feathered arrow of the golden body flew half a meter away from the side of the body, and it didn't know where it flew.
Xia Quan stood motionless on the spot, laughing loudly: "Oh, I was shocked, but the shot went wrong at all!"
Li Hui was also taken aback: "Eh? Did you shoot crookedly?"
Yang Miaozhen laughed with a "poof": "Hey, why didn't you hit it? You were so pretentious just now, and the golden bow and golden arrow were so handsome, did you want me to see how crooked your arrow is?"
Li Hui was sweating profusely: "Hey, didn't the history books say that Li Quan was agile with his bow and horse?"
"Hahaha!" Xia Quan let out a burst of triumphant laughter: "Li Quan, I said why did you suddenly pick up the bow and arrow? So you believed in the history books? Hahahaha...hahaha...I laughed so hard, Grandpa, Don’t you know that history books often write indiscriminately and use the spring and autumn style of writing? No matter who you are, you will write a sentence of bowing and horses, and no matter who you write, you will write a sentence of knowing the book and respecting the ceremony. Hahaha, it’s all fucking bullshit. As far as I know, You don't know how to use a bow and arrow at all."
"Nani?" Li Hui was shocked: "Why didn't you say it earlier."
"I'll tell you sooner if I'm so sick." Xia Quan raised his gunpowder gun.
Li Hui was taken aback, quickly shrank his head, went back to the back of the booth, picked up Yang Miaozhen and ran away.
There was a "peng" gunshot behind him, and a large group of small steel balls crackled on the booth next to it, splashing a lot of crushed lime.
Yang Miaozhen sighed in Li Hui's arms, "Oh, I'm only three seconds handsome."
Li Hui didn't blush at all, he was serious, and said triumphantly: "Your husband, I can be handsome for three seconds, which is pretty good. Let Xia Quan try it, and he can't even be handsome for a second."
Yang Miaozhen: "..."
She was speechless for a while, and finally couldn't help cursing: "Damn, do you have to compare yourself with an orangutan? Why put yourself in the animal world? Find me a human as a reference! Do you want to set your goal higher or not?"
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