The Former Wife Came to the Door

This city is probably Chuzhou City. Although it is a "Zhou" city, the city wall is not high, at most three meters, and it is not thick.This kind of city is quite difficult to defend. No wonder Yang Miaozhen had to join forces with Xia Quan to deal with the Song army even though he was sitting on the city in history.

Yang Miaozhen said happily: "Look, Chuzhou City, we will see me in my previous life soon, so excited! I really want to see what she looks like, and whether she is really exactly like me."

"It's not so easy." Li Hui said with a smile: "It's not easy to enter Chuzhou City now. Don't forget, it's the most difficult time for Yang Miaozhen. Xia Quan and Song Jun are eyeing her. She may finish at any time. Chuzhou City must be heavily guarded now, do you think you can enter if you want?"

Yang Miaozhen smiled and said: "I have a solution, we just need to learn from Xia Quan. I pretended to be Yang Miaozhen and walked in through the main entrance."

"Don't be stupid!" Li Hui shook his head and said, "Xia Quan dared to do that because he recovered some memories. He knew when and where Xia Quan was in his previous life, so he could use the real Xia Quan's time to go to the toilet. , swaggering through the main entrance to enter the camp. But you can’t, you don’t have the memory of your previous life, and you don’t know where Yang Miaozhen is now, what he’s doing. If you swagger into the front gate and come across the real Yang Miaozhen patrolling the city Also at the gate of the city, she will treat you as a spy pretending to be her, and she will chop you up and feed the dog on the spot. My Yang family's pear flower marksmanship is not her opponent, and the end result is that we are both chopped up. dog."

Yang Miaozhen thought about what Li Hui said, and found it reasonable, she couldn't help wiping off her sweat. This man is usually unreliable, but his mind is very clear at critical moments, at least he is more thoughtful than herself. She thought for a while and said: " Then I have another way, aren’t you the reincarnation of Li Quan? You put on a fake beard, pretend to be Yang Miaozhen’s husband, and walk into the city without any fear, even if you run into Yang Miaozhen.”

"This won't work either." Li Hui sighed, "I'll ask you a question, and you answer it with your conscience."

Yang Miaozhen said: "Just ask, I am the most conscientious person to answer other people's questions."

Li Hui said: "I will leave your side for a few minutes now, and then I will come back with a bandit in a red coat. Can you figure out which is me and which is the bandit?"

Yang Miaozhen was sweating profusely, ouch, this is really true, I have prosopagnosia, I can't tell the difference!

Li Hui spread his hands and said, "Looking at the way you are sweating profusely, do you understand? If you, that is, Yang Miaozhen, also had prosopagnosia in the previous life, then she must not be able to recognize her husband's face clearly. This is very dangerous. What if someone pretends to be her husband and sleeps with her? In order to prevent herself from being tricked into sleeping with her, she must be able to accurately identify her husband, and she will definitely agree with Li Quan on a special identification code. This identification method is definitely very secretive. , unknown to outsiders.”

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PS: Don't panic, the plot is about to start exciting.Transitional chapters are essential, and the plot must have peaks and valleys. It is impossible to always be a peak, because a book that is always a peak becomes a flat-topped mountain.

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Yang Miaozhen admired Li Hui's analytical ability.

But if you think about it carefully, why does this analysis always feel weird?There seems to be something wrong with the word.After thinking about it for a long time, she finally grasped the important point. Damn, why does this kind of thing involve "sleeping"?

She was despising this crazy, inexplicable, and totally useless man in her heart, when she suddenly heard Li Hui laughing and saying: "I mean my wife, the two of us have to agree on a very secret identification code, otherwise, in case you put What should I do if someone recognized me and fell asleep?"

Yang Miaozhen nodded involuntarily: "It makes sense, we really should agree on an identification number, otherwise once we enter Chuzhou City, there will be men in red jackets everywhere, and I won't recognize you in a minute." After finishing speaking, she suddenly realized: "Damn, I won't sleep with you, no matter whether I admit my mistake or not, I won't sleep with you."

Li Hui had a smug expression on his face: "Oh, my wife, you are so arrogant, you don't want to face your heart at all, you are obviously willing to sleep with me, if you insist on not admitting it, okay, your husband and I This person has always been generous, so he doesn't care about these details, come on, let's agree on a private identification code."

"No, I will never make any secret secret promises with you." Yang Miaozhen shook her head from side to side, like a little splashing drum.

"Are you really not afraid of being tricked into sleeping by others?" Li Hui snorted.

"No way!" If Yang Miaozhen hadn't suffered a leg injury, she would have jumped at least two meters high now.

"Okay then, we don't need the secret code for sleeping, we need to have the identification code for kiss?"

"Neither!"

"There must be hugs, right?"

"I don't want to die!"

"Hey?" Li Hui laughed loudly: "I said my wife, you have a gunshot wound on your leg. If no one hugs or carries you, you can't even walk around normally. How dare you not agree with me to hug? Tsk tsk , Turning around and entering Chuzhou City, you wanted to go to the bathroom, but you recognized the wrong person and were taken away by a smelly and dirty red-coated soldier, I see if you can cry."

Yang Miaozhen's face changed drastically, and she meowed, this...

Her face was flushed, and after a few seconds, she finally lowered her noble head and said dumbfoundedly: "Okay, what is the identification mark of a hug?"

Li Hui thought about it seriously for a long time: "Ya Miedi, one dumb, one dumb, Kusmida, how about this sentence? People in this era don't know this sentence, only I know it. As long as you hear someone say this sentence If so, that's me."

Yang Miaozhen turned her back to the sky at forty-five degrees, with tears streaming down her face: "Are you sure you want to use this sentence? Can your life be summed up with this sentence?"

Li Hui snorted and said: "This sentence can only be used as a sign in the dream. After breaking the dream and going back, this sentence will be invalid, because after returning to the later life, there will be many people who know this sentence, especially the joyful one. The readers of Dirt are all perverts who often say this sentence.”

"Damn, don't slander good people!" Yang Miaozhen was furious: "Only you in the world can say this, please apologize to the readers of Happy Books."

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The two were lurking outside the city gate, waiting for the opportunity quietly. After a while, the city gate suddenly became noisy. It turned out that the real Yang Miaozhen came to patrol the city. The two saw a man in a red coat Xiao Douding, who looked exactly like Yang Miaozhen, carried a red cherry gun on his back, a simple knife hanging from his waist, and had the temperament of a bandit elder sister. He led hundreds of red-coated soldiers to the gate of the city.

It was too far away to hear what she was saying, and she was probably speaking to the guards.

All the city guards stood respectfully listening to her, and after a while, Yang Miaozhen turned and left.

After he left for tens of minutes, Li Hui patted Yang Miaozhen on the shoulder and said, "Okay, the two of us can finally sneak into the city now. Since she has just patrolled this city gate, she won't be here in a short time." I will come back here again, let's make a time difference at this time, you are going to play Yang Miaozhen."

"However, I never lie or deceive people." Yang Miaozhen said distressedly, "I'm afraid that I won't look good. Once we show our flaws, both of us will die."

"Don't worry about that." Li Hui laughed loudly: "Your husband, I'm an editor. When it comes to fooling people, no one in the world can beat an editor. Put your ears to it, and I'll teach you."

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A few minutes later, the sun was about to fall below the horizon, and the sky and the earth were golden.

The city guards of Chuzhou City were already planning to close the city gate. Suddenly, a beardless young soldier in a tattered red jacket walked up to the city gate with a woman in a red jacket on his back and shouted: " Get out of the way, the eldest sister hurt her head and her foot, I will take her to the doctor immediately, get out of the way."

The guards at the city gate were startled, and quickly took a closer look. Sure enough, the woman lying on the back of the red-coated soldier was the eldest sister Yang Miaozhen, wasn't she?

The guards were amazed: "Didn't the eldest sister come to patrol the south gate just now, and then went to the other west gate? Why did you come in from the outside again?"

That red-coated soldier was of course Li Hui, and he lied solemnly: "Elder sister was looking at the scenery to the west on the city wall just now, she accidentally fell off the wall and hurt her leg, I quickly jumped off the wall and carried eldest sister back, you What are you still doing here? Get out of the way, I'm going to send her to the doctor as quickly as possible."

The city guards were skeptical, what martial arts skills did the eldest sister have, and the three-meter-high city wall would hurt her legs if she fell off it?This is impossible, she can easily land with a random somersault.At this moment, Yang Miaozhen raised her head and said in a sad tone: "My husband was besieged and killed by the Mongols in Qingzhou. My heart hurts so much. Alas! I couldn't help thinking out of my mind and fell into the city. Huh? Speaking of which, who are you guys? Are you among the Red Coat Army? What are your identification marks?"