The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Tch, I'm not pretending, I'm your husband!" Li Hui snorted.

Hearing what he said so confidently, Yang Miaozhen couldn't help asking: "Then tell me the identification code for our husband and wife again."

"Hahaha!" Li Hui laughed and said, "You can't fail me in this test. Our identification code is 'Yametuo one daze one daze one Kusmida.'"

Yang Miaozhen: "..."

Yang Miaozhen: "..."

Yang Miao really didn't understand at all, so she had nothing to say.

Yang Miaozhen had nothing to say because she understood.

In short, what this guy Li Hui said was so stupid, no matter whether he could understand it or not, it left people speechless!

After a while, Yang Miaozhen sighed: "It's not my husband's identification code at all, you are not my husband."

Yang Miaozhen also reacted at this time, and said angrily: "Why do you use the hug signal between us to talk nonsense to others? This is obviously for the exclusive use between the two of us."

Li Hui smiled and said, "She is not someone else, she is you."

Yang Miaozhen said unhappily: "She is me in the previous life, but she is not me, she is her, and I am me."

Li Hui secretly smiled in his heart, tsk tsk, so he was jealous, even his own jealousy, you woman seems to be interested in me, I know, but I won't say it.

Yang Miaozhen said: "What are you guys doing here?"

It's almost time to get down to business, Li Hui suddenly changed his serious face, and said seriously: "Yang Miaozhen, we didn't come here to find you to harm you, and you should have sensed that we didn't mean any harm to you."

"You peeked at me taking a shower in the middle of the night, and now you have tied up my hands and feet, and found a woman to pretend to be me to deceive all my subordinates, yet you said you didn't mean anything to me?" Hidden and hidden, if there is any grievance, quickly take it out and settle it, if there is a disagreement, you can chop me up with a knife, my Yang Miao is not as good as others, and I can't blame others when I die, but don't tease others, that's too insincere. "

"Tsk, Miss Yang is indeed a man." Li Hui smiled and said, "Let me just say it straight, your Red Coat Army is in a very dangerous situation now, are you going to ask Xia Quan to meet and negotiate, and persuade him to negotiate with you?" You join forces to deal with Song General Liu Jin, and after Liu Jin is dealt with, drive Xia Quan away."

"Huh? You..." Yang Miaozhen was taken aback. She was just planning this matter in her heart, and she didn't tell any of her subordinates. Is this man a roundworm in her stomach?She can actually say what she thinks in one mouthful.

Li Hui said with a smile: "Your plan was feasible. According to the normal historical process, you will successfully save the Red Coat Army, but...now history has gone a little bit wrong. A self-righteous time traveler replaced Xia Quan. , he can predict the next development. Therefore, it is impossible for him to be used by you to deal with Liu Jing, but he will bite you hard. Your current situation has become more dangerous than in history. If you still If it goes according to plan, it will definitely become Xia Quan's meat spatter."

"What exactly is a meat spatter?" Yang Miaozhen said that this trendy vocabulary is really difficult to understand, but from the lewd smile on Li Hui's face, her intuition told it that it was not a good word, it must be a crazy word.

"Well, that's not the point!" Li Hui directly ignored the question that was too shabby, and said seriously: "In short, you need our help, otherwise you will die, and I'm not sure if I can help you." I can't break the dream and go back to my own world, but I don't want my wife from the previous life to be caught as a meat weapon, and out of my resistance to the tauren, I will never allow Xia Quan's plan to succeed."

"What's a tauren?" Yang Miaozhen was very big. The person in front of him spoke Chinese, but it was full of inexplicable words, which were even more difficult to understand than Mongolian and Jurchen.

Yang Miaozhen next to her couldn't listen anymore, and said angrily: "Shut up, don't instill some strange knowledge of no name to me in my previous life, let her maintain an innocent, pure and innocent heart, and let her look like a child! That's fine, don't pollute her with your strange words."

"What's the meaning of the pattern Tucson broken?" Yang Miaozhen wondered.

Li Hui laughed loudly at Yang Miaozhen: "Look, you still told me not to use words indiscriminately. Aren't you also teaching her vocabulary indiscriminately?"

Yang Miaozhen: "..."

Li Hui spread his hands: "Anyway, I'll just say it straight, Yang Miaozhen, you don't need to worry about anything for now, just leave the Red Coat Army to me to lead, and I'll help you kill Xia Quan quickly and easily. After tidying up Liu Jing, I will show you how awesome your husband and I are, and then you can decide whether to kick me from the previous life and embrace the new me instead."

"Pfft!" Yang Miaozhen next to her almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "Hey, hey, didn't you agree not to NTR yourself? In the end, you still have to do it? How crazy are you? You even snatched your own wife ?”

Li Hui giggled and said, "Just kidding, don't take it seriously!"

Yang Miaozhen felt that she was getting angina pectoris, and she held her chest and said with difficulty: "When you make such a joke, it always makes people think that you are serious."

"That's because you don't know me yet." Li Hui said with a smile, "If Wu Meiqi was here, he would be able to tell at a glance whether I was joking or not."

Yang Miaozhen's heart was slightly soured by these words, whoops, you actually showed off your confidante in front of me?I don't agree!Obviously I am your wife in the previous life.Your speech just now is no different from the cheating declaration, hum!

She had already fallen into Li Hui's trap unknowingly, but unfortunately she didn't know it yet.

Yang Miaozhen couldn't understand Li Hui's messy vocabulary, but she still understood the general meaning. She frowned and said, "You mean, you are here to help me fight off Xia Quan and Liu Jing? But, why should I Believe in a villain who broke into my back house at night and watched me take a shower? What do you have that I can trust?"

Yang Miaozhen also chimed in and said, "At the end of the day, you have to have an identification code! Without the identification code, she wouldn't even know whether you are her husband in this life, so how could she believe that you are her husband's reincarnation? You say She won't believe anything! Because that's what I am."

Li Hui laughed: "I've already told you about the identification code, but Ya Shi stumbled for a moment..."

"Stare!" Yang Miaozhen looked at him fiercely.

"Okay, I'm just joking." Seeing Yang Miaozhen's bad eyesight, Li Hui gave up the idea of ​​continuing to molest Yang Miaozhen, and then molested his wife in the previous life. Maybe the wives in the next life who are about to get it will have to fly away. To be a man, we must know how to see each other Just accept it, you must not lose the big because of small things, of course, a wife with flesh and blood is more important than a wife who is a fragment of a dream.

With a confident smile on Li Hui's face, he leaned close to Yang Miaozhen's ear and said in a very low voice: "Actually, I have already guessed the real identification code between Li Quan and Yang Miaozhen's husband and wife! Don't believe me? I'll scare her right now." Jump for you to see."

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Yang Miaozhen's face is full of disbelief, can you know the secret identification code between husband and wife?This is impossible!Maybe it's some kind of sweet talk between bed brothers, the kind that has the same effect as Ya Mietuo, Dazed, and Kusmida, and outsiders will never be able to guess.Ah bah, I was really led by Li Hui, and my thinking was crooked.

She raised her head in grief and indignation, turned her face to the sky at forty-five degrees, and burst into tears: She is obviously a pure woman, but now she always thinks of Yami, stunned, and Kusmida, should I be a human again?

Li Hui ignored the little Douding who was hurting the spring and autumn. He took out a handful of paper money from his arms, recharged the Three Lives Orb, and then suddenly picked up the red cherry gun from the ground,

There was a pretentious expression on his face like an expert in the world, and he chanted in a clear voice: "Twenty years of pear blossom guns, invincible in the world."