The Former Wife Came to the Door

Zheng Dan said in a low voice: "They told us to go quickly, don't get in the way of their fight here."

"MDZZ, the whole street is full of their people fighting. We are now caught in the ocean of people's war, and we can't leave even if we want to." Li Hui spread his hands and said, "It's really capricious to ask us to leave under this situation. They should go. You translate my words to them!"

Zheng Dan profusely: How can such words be translated?After the translation, the two sides don't have to fight each other, but they both come to beat you together.

In short, low-key, low-key is king...

"Who are these gangs? What are they doing?" Li Hui asked in a low voice, "You should be able to hear some of their beating and cursing."

Zheng Dan nodded: "Yes, they were beating and scolding each other, as if they were arguing about being in charge of the family...Let me translate for you."

She pointed at a young gangster who was beating and yelling: "That guy is saying that only the young master is qualified to inherit the organization. The young lady is a woman, so she cannot deter all the subordinates, and cannot hand over the organization to the young lady."

Then she pointed to another middle-aged man who seemed to be hurt a little and said: "That guy is saying, the young master is a mediocre person, if the organization is handed over to the young master to take jujube pills, only the young lady can lead everyone on the road to prosperity .”

She pointed back to the previous gangster and said: "That guy said that no matter how talented you are, you are only a woman. Women are not allowed."

Li Hui said angrily: "MD, so it's this kind of shit. It's been staged [-] million times, so it can't be something new? For example, the young lady is pregnant with the young master's son, but the young master and the young lady's mother also have an affair. It is more suitable for the main style of Japanese action romance movies..."

Zheng Dan and Hua Lan Qiqi gave him beautiful eyes.

At this moment, Li Hui's cell phone rang suddenly, and when he turned on the screen, it turned out that it was Yang Miaozhen calling.It's a bit surprising, why is Yang Miaozhen calling at this time?Li Hui clicked the connection with a question mark on his face, and then Meng Jiangnv's voice rang from the phone: "Sir, have you arrived in Tokyo, Japan safely?"

"So she's a good wife!" Li Hui said with a smile, "It's great to have a good wife at home. Not long after the plane landed, someone came to ask about safety. It's very warm in my heart for my husband. Don't worry about being a good wife. I have safely arrived in Tokyo, Japan, and I am waiting to enjoy the beautiful scenery before sunrise..."

"My husband, although you showed me a lot of romance movies and let me see that Japanese society seems to be not very chaotic now, but I am still very worried that there are many gangsters there, gangsters are legalized, and gangsters have infiltrated into schools. I thought about it, I didn't fall asleep all night, I was always worried that you would be killed by gangsters, and your body would be buried in the city wall..."

"Haha, so that's what happened." Li Hui smiled and said, "Don't worry, there are no gangsters here, not a single gangster!" When he said this, a baseball bat flew past Li Hui and hit him far away. A gangster at the place fell to the ground with a scream.

Meng Jiangnu said pitifully: "Sister Yang taught me that my mobile phone can make video calls, and I can see things thousands of miles away through the mobile phone. You turn on the video call and let me see if the environment you are in is safe, okay? Otherwise, I would be too worried to sleep and eat."

This is a reasonable request. The wife is worried about her husband who is thousands of miles away, so it is very reasonable to make such a request, but Li Hui looked at the Japanese gangsters who were fighting together in front of him, and he suddenly felt bad. Mom Egg, this call doesn't come early or late, but it's a bit unreasonable to come at this time. How can I take a "safe" street scene now?

"Sir, why are you in a daze? Quickly start the video," Meng Jiangnu said.

"Uh, good wife, don't worry, my husband is looking for where is the video call button, oops, high-tech products are too difficult to use, I have been searching for a long time for my husband, but I can't find how to turn on the video call, don't worry, take your time, you Give me five minutes, oh, no, three minutes, I will find you..." Li Hui blocked the phone's microphone with his fingers, then opened his throat and yelled at the guys who were fighting in the street Said: "MDZZ, stop everything and get out, don't destroy the streetscape here!"

After he finished yelling, he thought: Huh?No, these guys are Japanese, I should tell them to stop in Japanese, but how do you say stop in Japanese?Oh, right!It seems to say so...

Li Hui took a deep breath, and shouted with all his might: "Ya Mie!"

There was a loud "Tooth Killing Dad", which shocked Baili. The gangsters who were fighting all over the street froze at the same time, as if they had been hit by acupuncture points, and could not move. At the same time, they put down the weapon in their hands and looked over with eyes looking for psycho ...

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PS: There are still two hours until 9:[-] p.m., hold on... last two more changes, I... I will work harder... I can't hold it anymore.

PS: The next update is at 20:[-].

PS: Ask for tickets, blades, all kinds of...

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At 20 o'clock in the evening, the thirteenth watch.

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Although the language is different, the eyes of human beings are interlinked.For example... the eyes that look at the crazy, the eyes that look at the dick, the eyes that look at the idiot, the eyes that look at the mentally retarded, etc...

Although the gangsters are divided into two sides and fighting each other, although there are differences between tall, short, fat and thin, old and weak men and women, but they look at Li Hui in exactly the same way at this moment!

It's really not their fault. On the street early in the morning, a man shouted "Dad Ya Mie" at the top of his voice, and you would have to give the same look to him.

Hualan was so ashamed that she almost got into a crack in the ground, my God!Can I stand up now and explain that I don't know this man at all?

Zheng Dan also took two steps back in horror. She was originally hiding behind Li Hui and pulling his clothes. He looked like he wanted to draw a line with Li Hui.

Li Hui himself didn't think there was a problem, he hummed and said, "Well, it seems that everyone understood what I said, and immediately stopped fighting. My Japanese level is really shocking."

"There are shockers, and there are times when opponents stop, but I always feel that there is something wrong with the reason for stopping." Hua Lan screamed "ah", "I always feel that the reason for their stopping is wrong, it's not you Think so ah ah ah!"

Zheng Dan said with a mournful face: "Mr. Li, the word for 'shut up' in Japanese should be 'Ya Mie Luo', not 'Ya Mie Dae', although there is only one word missing, but... but this... this is a bit... "

Li Hui was exposed for his mistake, but he didn't blush at all, and said triumphantly: "The function of language is to convey one's thoughts and achieve one's goal. Now that the other party has stopped, it has achieved my goal, which proves that I have given full play to my goal. I'm absolutely right about the role of language!"

Hualan: "..."

Zheng Dan: "..."

Li Hui snorted and said, "Anyway, Miss Zheng, you tell these guys to go away quickly. My uncle is going to have a video call with his wife and needs a clean and tidy street. They should either leave quickly, or play the role of harmless people and animals for me." Passers-by A, B, C, D, don't spoil the beauty of the camera, or I will be rude to you."

Zheng Dan sweated profusely: "Hey hey, you want to make trouble? Let's keep a low profile and yell or not?"

Li Hui sweated profusely: "Keep a low profile, don't hurry up to meet my wife's request, Shuangqing City is very dangerous, the earth is very dangerous! For the health of Mother Earth, I have to make trouble if I don't want to."

Zheng Dan didn't know that Meng Jiangnv had superpowers, so how could she understand Li Hui's "nonsense", she couldn't help sweating profusely, how could she be willing to translate what Li Hui said.

Two gangsters who were relatively close to each other gave Li Hui a hard look, and shouted in Japanese: "Get out!"

Li Hui couldn't understand what they said, but he could tell what they meant from their expressions and tone, so he couldn't help frowning.Meng Jiangnv's urging voice sounded again on the phone: "Master, haven't you found the video call button yet? Why is that button so hard to find? Sister Yang just pointed it out to me. That button is in a very conspicuous place."

Li Hui sweated profusely: "Hey, because the mobile phones you use are different from the ones I use. The Xiaomi mobile phone I use has the MIUI system. Everything is based on MIUI. There is MIUI first and then Youtian. It has extremely rich functions, including astronomy and geography. , The vast sea is like a vast ocean, the functions are too rich, the screen is full of buttons, so I can't find it...Give me a few more minutes."

He quickly blocked the microphone with his finger again, and shouted at the gangsters with a dark face: "MDZZ, get out of the street quickly, my uncle has no time."

"MDZZ!" There are also capable people in the Japanese underworld who can understand the magical language of MDZZ. A gangster felt insulted and swung a baseball bat at Li Hui...

Another middle-aged gangster shouted from behind: "Have you forgotten the giri of the Uesugi-gumi? You are not allowed to attack ordinary people!"