The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Hey? Isn't it the same thing? Why do you look down on me?" Li Hui said seriously: "What is the essential difference between the three sentences I said just now and the three sentences in your poetry collection?"

Li Qingzhu covered his chest with his hands, feeling that the heart muscle was almost constricted, and finally said with difficulty: "Forget it, I won't read the modern poetry anthology tonight, with you here, the poetry anthology will become ugly, let's practice calligraphy... Can I ask you...to teach me how to write?" When she said the last sentence, her tone became sincere, and she obviously didn't mean to be joking.

"Oh, of course." Li Hui laughed and said, "You are finally willing to humbly ask me for advice, and then I can't hide my secrets, so I will show you the best words."

He picked up the brush and wrote the character "foreign" on the paper with trembling hands. After finishing writing, he put the brush down and sighed, "Oh, indeed, there has been progress. My uncle's calligraphy has improved a lot."

Hearing what he said, of course Li Qingzhu had to come over to take a look. He couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it. What's the matter with this kindergarten-level calligraphy?Forget it, this guy must have done it on purpose, he just refused to be serious in front of me once.

As soon as she thought of this, the door suddenly opened, and Zheng Dan, Uesugi Nobuko, and Naoe Aiko came in with big bags and small bags. It turned out that the three of them went to Ciqikou Ancient Street during the day, and now they came back with a lot of spoils up.The two Japanese girls are very fond of traditional Chinese gadgets. They bought a lot of strange things at Ciqikou, including antique jade, oiled paper umbrellas, wood carving crafts, silver ornaments, etc. Anyway, there are a lot of them.

As soon as they walked in, Xinzi and Aiko saw Li Hui and Li Qingzhu spreading rice paper on the table, as if they were playing calligraphy.

Japan is also a country that wants to play with writing brushes. The two girls immediately became interested and gathered around the table. They are not very good at writing, but they admire those who can write very much. "The word said: "Wow, this is a Ping character. Although I can't write it, I can read it."

As soon as Zheng Dan translated it, Li Hui sweated profusely: "This is a foreign character, and you don't even know the foreign character?"

"Hey? Is it a foreign character?" Nobuko Uesugi showed an embarrassed expression: "I'm sorry, my Chinese character recognition level is really bad, and I would recognize a foreign character as a Ping character. I'm too immature for you to see. My ridiculous side, I will learn to write Chinese when I go back.”

Naoe Aiko also said pitifully: "Sorry, I also admitted my mistake, our Chinese writing level really needs to be improved."

Seeing the pitiful appearance of the two Japanese girls, Li Qingzhu grabbed Li Hui's hand angrily, and said seriously: "Hey, I apologize to the two Japanese girls, obviously you wrote the foreign characters like Ping characters. It seems that the result made them blame themselves, you are so unreasonable."

Li Hui spread his hands, a good man corrects his mistakes and never blames them, he quickly smiled at the two Japanese girls: "Sorry, I was talking nonsense just now, don't take it seriously, this word does look like Ping, doesn't it Your problem. To express my apologies, I have invited the great calligrapher Li Qingzhu Li to write a piece of calligraphy for you. It will be regarded as a gift for you. You can take it back to Japan and hang it in the lobby. It will definitely be cool. You see , the "Excellent Summer" on the wall over there was written by Mr. Li."

"Wow? Really?" The two Japanese girls were overjoyed and looked in the direction of Li Hui's finger. There was indeed a calligraphy work mounted on the wall. Japanese girls with sharp eyes can also tell that this is a good word.In fact, when they first came to this house as guests, they had a strong interest in this calligraphy and painting, but they thought that this calligraphy was an ancient artifact written by a certain master, but they did not expect that it was written by Li Qingzhu.

The two girls said happily: "If we can bring back an authentic piece of national-level calligraphy, that would be great. I just don't know if Teacher Li will be willing to give you a high hand..."

Both looked at Li Qingzhu expectantly.

Li Qingzhu glared at Li Hui angrily: "Hey, your handwriting is better than mine, why do you push me out as a shield?"

"Huh?" The two Japanese girls were taken aback: "So Mr. Li can also calligraphy? And is he better than Mr. Li who wrote this calligraphy?"

Now Li Hui can't run away. In fact, he didn't want to run away at all. Hehe, what was just foreshadowing was just a pretense. It was deliberately set up to make Li Qingzhu say this sentence. Pointing to the west with a sword, because I said that my calligraphy is so embarrassing, how thick-skinned would it be to say that?It has to be spoken out of other people's mouths in order to be fully effective.

Now is the perfect opportunity for Li Hui to show his strongest strength, pretend to be ruthless, and attack two Japanese wives. I have shown you my martial arts, and now I will show you Li Yu's golden wrong knife. Be my captive from body to soul, wow ha ha ha ha!

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Li Hui pretended to rub his nose, threw the Three Lives Orb hidden in the palm of his hand into his mouth, and then reached for the brush...

However, Zi said: The road of picking up girls is a long way to go, and it is impossible to succeed without difficulties and obstacles.

The Master said again: The road to pretense is long and long, and you must search up and down.

There is no smooth sailing, there will always be some unscrupulous people lurking in the middle of the protagonist's pretense, working tirelessly to destroy the protagonist's plan to pick up girls.

Wu Meiqi, who had been watching coldly from the sidelines, had already seen through everything. When Li Hui just started to act aggressively, Wu Meiqi walked into the kitchen and took a piece of dough from the chef invited by Wang Changxi, with a wise sneer on her face, Silently waiting for Li Hui to pretend to be aggressive.

When Li Hui had finished setting up the game and was about to grab the brush to pretend to be aggressive, Wu Meiqi took a step forward, before Li Hui could grab the brush, stuffed a piece of snow-white dough into his palm, and then smiled Er smiled, and whispered in his ear: "If you want to pretend, it's not so easy."

"Ahhhhh!" Li Hui screamed, it was too late to do anything, as soon as the dough was picked up, the loving images of Wu Zhi and Pan Jinlian's husband and wife in the dream flooded over instantly, engulfing him whole, and then Li Hui discovered that the ability to make biscuits possessed him...

A huge bead of sweat slipped from the top of Li Hui's head. He leaned close to Wu Meiqi and said in a low voice, "Meiqi, when did you find out the secret of my ability?"

Wu Meiqi snorted coldly: "Am I an idiot? Every time you display different strengths, you have different weapons and equipment. Do you think I'm as stupid as other women? Never doubt this? Especially last time Traditional Research Society, you grabbed the brush and mistakenly grabbed the paperweight several times in a row, but you couldn’t pretend to be forceful, but I can see it clearly when I’m next to you.”

Li Hui is sweating profusely, motherfucker, women are too smart and troublesome, my dear little Meiqi, you use this intelligence to deal with the enemy, what does it mean to use it to deal with your man?Are you not afraid of falling out of favor?Li Hui said with a bitter face: "So you prepared dough to harm me?"

Wu Meiqi showed a coercive smile on her face: "Aren't you very strong? How can mere dough harm you? Use your ingenuity to solve it."

"I'm smart and smart, and I'm going to pee now!" Li Hui waited fiercely, "I'll clean you up after I go to the toilet and change gears."

"Come on, last time in the research meeting you urinated several times in a row, and I saw all of them, so this time it is not so easy for you to change your abilities." After Wu Meiqi said this, she suddenly tore away. He said loudly: "Li Hui, is your waist not feeling well lately? I see that you often go to the toilet. Do you want to find a big hospital to have a kidney check?"

"Fuck me!" Li Hui knew something was going to happen as soon as she heard her yelling loudly. There are always thieves who want to harm me, so why is my wife joining forces with thieves to cheat me?

Sure enough, Li Qingzhu's eyes turned immediately. She still remembered that before the calligraphy competition with Li Hui last time, Li Hui went to the toilet several times in a row. It seemed that there was a serious problem with his waist. She said kindly: " There is a female teacher in our school whose husband happens to be a urologist, do you want to introduce you to him?"

"Fuck you! My uncle's waist is very good." A man can recognize everything except a broken waist. Li Hui is dead this time and can't piss anymore. If he continues playing like this, he will really play himself Having a bad reputation for having a bad waist will seriously hinder the plan of picking up girls, and the difficulty factor will increase by at least [-] million points.

Li Qingzhu squinted at him, obviously not believing it.

Li Hui had no choice but to pick up a large glass of boiling water, drank it all, and then hummed: "Look, I drank so much water, and I don't need to go to the toilet at all in a short time. Let me tell you, my uncle's The waist is the best in the world."

"Hey, now I'm asking you to write for two Japanese guests. What are you doing to prove that your kidneys are fine by drinking water?" Li Qingzhu screamed: "Can you grasp the key point once in a while, once in a while, just once in a while Just be a little more handsome." After saying this, she suddenly thought of Li Hui holding the tiger by the back of the neck with one hand and throwing it back into the Tiger Mountain like a kitten in the zoo. He was quite handsome once. Speaking of which, he was handsome once in a while.

They have been arguing here for a long time, and it's the kidney and the urologist. Zheng Dan doesn't know how to translate it. It's not good to translate these nonsense words to his two female employers, right?When a woman hears these things, what else can she gain besides embarrassment?

She had no choice but to translate weakly: "Mr. Li said he came to show you his unique skills after he drank his saliva."

"Oh? Really? That's great!" Nobuko and Aiko beamed with joy.

It's hard for Li Hui to get off the wall now, and the urine escape can't be used, otherwise Li Qingzhu will despise the waist, Jin Cuodao can't write it, because he has already stimulated Wu Zhi's ability, and it is probably useless to use other methods to exchange abilities It won't work, because Wu Meiqi is still watching from the side, this woman is so smart, it is very difficult to play tricks under her nose, because most of the things I think in my heart are printed on my face in the fifth font of Song Dynasty. She can see through it at a glance.

"Okay, Meiqi, you forced me!" Li Hui suddenly smiled proudly, Meiqi, you are forcing me to unleash my potential, no matter what, Saints have to be pushed to the limit in order to explode into a small universe. It is an unbreakable truth, I, Uncle Li Hui, can only become a real king by breaking through the realm when there is no way out.What about the ability to make biscuits?Even the ability to make sesame seed cakes can be used by this uncle to pick up girls.

Li Hui turned around suddenly, and said to Zheng Dan: "The translator is ready, what I want to say next, you have to translate it word by word to Xinzi and Aiko."