The Former Wife Came to the Door

Hualan sighed softly: "Okay, who put me on a man who is brave enough to fight against injustices? Although this will be a bit lonely, I feel that you are doing the right thing. Helping Miss Diao get out of the sea of ​​suffering as soon as possible is also in our hands. As one of the responsibilities of a social person, if everyone sees injustices and ignores them, and just sweeps the door, then the world will take jujube pills, and I support you!"

You support a ghost!It's not like he's easy to fight against injustices. If it were a man who encountered such a thing, he would take care of it.Wu Meiqi scolded secretly at the side: Ya only acted because of Diao Jing's beauty, but... this woman named Diao Jing is probably Diao Chan, and she can be regarded as his wife in his previous life. He made suggestions and helped him solve the wheel of fortune. What a headache, why should I, a woman, help him pick up girls?I should be jealous!

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PS: Huh, it's done, eight more!

written after the eighth watch

Huh, the eighth watch is done!

In recent days, some friends have asked me to come to the 32nd update on January 32 next year. I did not agree. Let me explain this. It was changed to the second change, and today's eighth change is also changed to two changes. If it is saved until the end of the month, there will be a 32 change on the [-]st of next month.

But is such an addition called an addition?That's a scam!

What I do now is to keep the rhythm, update as much as I want, update as much as I can, and don't play tricks.If in this situation, you want me to add more, I can only say... Chen Qie really can't do it!

Another very important thing is that Shuke’s rule is that only 30 words are awarded for the perfect attendance bonus, and the perfect attendance bonus will not be awarded for the part exceeding 30 words. My current perfect attendance bonus is 8 yuan per thousand words, that is to say , After more than 30 words, every time I update 1000 words, I will lose 8 yuan.

According to my current update speed, this book will probably exceed 2 to 3 words by the end of the month, which means I will lose more than 200 yuan. In this case, book friends will urge me to update again. Really It's forcing me to lose money!

Sometimes it's really not that I don't want to change it, it's really all kinds of strange systems that restrict the author.

I don't dare to make more changes this month!That's good for now, let's wait for next month.

Finally, ask for a wave of votes.The annual selection is basically like that, I don't want to be second, I just want to keep the third...

In addition, it’s the end of the month. If you don’t use your guaranteed blades and guaranteed monthly tickets, they will be wasted. Please check the ticket folder, and vote if you can. It's next month.

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At this time, Zheng Dan began to use the standard work mode as a translator. First, he introduced Uesugi Nobuko and Naoe Aiko to Diao Jing, and then briefly introduced Diao Jing to the two Japanese girls. It is also clear.Of course, she concealed the fact that the two Japanese girls were the leaders of the underworld, and changed it to "opening a company in Japan". There is no problem with this introduction. The Japanese underworld organization is a company.

Diao Jing shook hands with the two Japanese girls, as if they knew each other.

Naoe Aiko suddenly said: "Miss Diao, I think your matter is easy to solve, why is it so troublesome to ask Mr. Li Hui to be your manager? I have a good way, and I can easily handle Dong Fei Fat."

"Huh? Do you have a way to solve it easily?" Diao Jing was amazed: "What is a good way? Sister, come and listen."

Naoe Aiko took out a new rib from her bosom, slapped it on the table, and said seriously: "Go to the door, chop up Dong Feifei and feed it to the dog, and the matter will be settled. Anyway, Mr. Li The force is superior, and it is not a big problem to solve the bodyguards. After the crime is destroyed, the police will probably not be able to find it. If the police really track it down, I can call a younger brother from Japan to help him take the blame. He will be very happy to help pay for the settling fee."

Zheng Dan suddenly felt that Yali Mountain was huge, and wanted to use his super secretary's stunts to translate this sentence more mellowly, but when he thought about it carefully, how could it be mellow?Aiko's speaking style is different from Li Hui's. Although Li Hui's words are sloppy, the solutions she gives in the end are usually correct. meaning will become better.

But Naoe Aiko's words and sentences are not messy, but their purpose and core content are wrong, and they are anti-human and anti-society in nature... Even if you want to help her modify it, you can't do anything, so you have to pitifully Literal translation.

Sure enough, when she translated it, everyone sweated profusely.

Diao Jing broke out in cold sweat and said: "It's not good to chop it up and feed it to the dog, it's illegal. Although you can use the younger brother to take the blame, but this... this... this method always feels a bit anti-social! It's better not to do it. "

Li Qingzhu also sweated and said: "Hey, don't say such cruel and bloody words in front of children, and what kind of trouble are you trying to tell children about this wrong violent solution? What if Wang Changxi said this Once the set of plans is learned, there will be big problems.”

Xiao Feifei also sweated: "Hey, we are good citizens, so we don't do this kind of thing. Even if we can really use my younger brother to take the blame, there will be a lump in my heart."

Seeing that everyone objected unanimously, Naoe Aiko let out an "ah", then knelt on the ground and made a standard Japanese bow with her forehead touching the ground: "My immature opinion has caused everyone trouble, please forget about it." Take what I just said."

Naoe Aiko sat upright again, and said solemnly: "I'm sorry for polluting everyone's ears just now, my practice is not enough, well, then I won't kill people, it's really not good, then we can use a gentler way to deal with it. solve."

Diao Jing hurriedly said: "It's better to be gentle, how to be gentle?"

Naoe Aiko said solemnly: "First break his two legs, then chop off his ten fingers, then tie him up with a rope, throw him off the Yangtze River Bridge to play bungee jumping until he collapses, and then pull him up again. This is much gentler than killing people, so it’s enough to scare him away obediently and give up on Miss Diao.”

"Pfft!" Everyone spurted blood together, how is this damn gentle?

Diao Jing was sweating profusely. She felt something was wrong with this woman at this time, and quickly asked Li Hui in a low voice: "What does this woman do in Japan? Why do I feel that she looks a bit black... black..."

Li Hui said in a low voice: "You guessed right, she is the head of the gangster."

Diao Jing: "..."

Everyone was sweating profusely, but Yang Miaozhen was in high spirits. She jumped over and shook hands with Aiko Naoe, and said with a smile: "The way Japanese comrades do is really interesting, but our Chinese gangsters do it a little differently. I usually do it too." Breaking his legs, but not cutting off his fingers, that's not fun, what we Chinese gangsters usually do is cut off his nose and ears, as for the bungee jumping or something, it's too elegant, not disgusting enough. We prefer to throw people in Soaking it in a cesspit makes it more powerful."

Everyone sweated profusely.

Naoe Aiko was overjoyed and said: "Sure enough, this method is quite interesting. By the way, the way we kill people and destroy them is usually to put them in cement buckets and sink them into Tokyo Bay. How about you?"

Yang Miaozhen said with a smile: "It's much simpler for us, just tie a big rock on your feet and sink it into the Jialing River. The cement bucket is too troublesome and the cost is too high. Big rocks don't cost money. You can find a lot of them by the river."

Naoe Aiko was overjoyed: "That's right, if you tie a stone to sink the river, you can save the cost of the cement bucket, and it feels more economical. Hmm, I will write this down, and it will help the Uesugi Group reduce operating costs."

Everyone was sweating profusely: "MDZZ, don't cut operating costs in this kind of place... No, you've got the wrong focus, don't do this kind of thing!"

Diao Jing was sweating profusely: "Hey, have I come to an extraordinary place? Why do I have the feeling that I just escaped from the wolf's mouth and entered the tiger's den?"

Li Hui said with a smile: "Don't pay attention to them. Although they talk very fiercely, they don't seem to really want to do those bad things. Look at that little Douding, except for selling children's clothes on Taobao, he hardly stays at home now. , if you ask her to do bad things, she may not necessarily go, and maybe she will dislike doing those things and delay her selling children's clothes."

When he said this, Xiao Douding turned his head and laughed loudly: "It's true, my Taobao store has been selling very well recently, hahaha, it's all because of the beautiful models."

Everyone was sweating profusely, Xiao Feifei said angrily: "Isn't the model yourself? You are a child model in your twenties, don't be complacent about this kind of thing, give me a little bit!"

Xiao Douding said triumphantly: "I used to dislike my shortness, but now I realize that being short is good too, hehe! My husband likes my petite figure very much. If I grow as tall as you, I'm not as beautiful as you. If you are so shameless to serve a man, then am I destined to fall out of favor? Now that I am short, my husband likes me so much, are you jealous? This is a natural advantage, you can't win, haha!"

Xiao Feifei was sweating profusely! MDZZ, why don't creatures like legal loli die? The point is, you just need to know about this kind of thing, don't say it, let Li Hui, a scumbag, hear it, wouldn't he be more frightened?

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