The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Hey? Is this thing going to catch fire?" Li Hui looked bewildered: "Isn't it an advanced modern weapon? Even my bow and arrow can't go off, and the dignified AK47 is in danger of going off, alas! Look, technology Another loss to tradition."

Everyone rolled their eyes at the same time. Although there were a lot of things to vomit, any language became pale at this moment, because you couldn't make a joke.

The policewoman in charge of driving stepped on the gas truck, and the car drove past the side mirror of Xixiaguo...

In a blink of an eye, a few kilometers passed by in a flash, and I felt very comfortable driving on the wilderness.The wind came in from the car window, blowing everyone's hair. Li Huimi squinted his eyes and saw a long barbed wire fence appeared in front of him. of national borders.

There are barbed wire fences on the borders of many places, which can prevent gentlemen from entering illegally, but they cannot prevent villains and desperate people!For example, now, a large piece of the barbed wire fence has been toppled down, which was obviously broken by the policewoman and gangsters chasing the war just now. Looking at the huge hole in the barbed wire fence, Li Hui couldn't help wiping off his sweat and said, "Hey, we Driving directly through the border like this seems to be considered illegal entry? Will I be stunned by the border guards from Xixiaguo?"

Zhao Chunv was also a little nervous: "Yeah, if you enter illegally, you can kill them directly, right?"

The two policewomen shook their heads and said: "Don't worry, when we broke through here just now, there were no border guards, and even if there were, it would be fine. Our criminal police team has obtained the permission to handle cases across the country. You are now auxiliary case investigators. There are no legal issues with crossing the border."

"So that's how it is!" Li Hui calmed down and said with a serious face, "I don't like doing things that break the law. I'm a hero of justice!"

"You are a ghostly hero of justice." Zhao Chunv complained weakly: "You volunteered to help because you saw a beautiful policewoman, right? , in order to promote justice, I will never turn back! Sing a song that lasts forever, and the waters are far away and the mountains are high, and justice will not fail! I want to use this three-foot green front to restore the world to a bright future..."

The car was full of people sweating profusely. The two policewomen in the front row turned their heads and looked at Zhao Chunv with the eyes of the second girl: "We haven't asked yet, who is this?"

Li Hui spread his hands and said: "This is the number one swordsman in Chinese history, the first of the thirty-three swordsmen from ancient to modern times, Maiden Zhao, oh, you may not have heard of this name, but you must have heard of Yue Yue. Girl Ah Qing, um, she is the prototype of Yue girl Ah Qing. As for the other thirty-two swordsmen, please save your own mother."

What he said was the truth, but the truth is often not believed. The two policewomen thought to themselves: Ah Qing, a ghost girl, where in the world is there such a girl?Mr. Li was originally a secondary school student, but he didn't expect to have a secondary school girlfriend. This pair is a perfect match!

The car crossed the border, and Zhao Chunv said with a serious face, "Ah, this is the first time in my life to go abroad, and this is the way!"

Li Hui laughed loudly: "Turtle!"

Zhao Chunv said angrily: "What is a turtle? It's amazing to have been abroad? I have no reason to talk to you, an unknown person like you, huh!" She turned her back and left Li Hui with a beautiful back view.

The two policewomen in the front row were sweating profusely, and whispered to Li Hui, "Hey, is this lady really useful?"

"Don't worry, she is good at frying chicken!" Li Hui spread his hands and said, "When she doesn't have to turn her back on the enemy!"

The two policewomen had nothing to say, so they had nothing to say: "By the way, let's introduce ourselves, we are..."

"Slow!" Li Hui hurriedly said, "There is no need to introduce, although you are also very important people, if you list all the names of the twelve policewomen, readers will not be able to remember them. As long as Ying has a name, you can keep calling it 'two policewomen', it's easy to remember."

(The editor's sister Amano Chengzi burst into tears: "It's a spoof again, my bonus... bonus is going to fly again.")

Li Hui asked solemnly: "Where did you get separated from other policewomen? Where do we go to find them now? That's the most important thing."

"That's not a problem. Each of us wears a GPS positioning ring on our ankles." The two policewomen said seriously: "Install a special APP software, and you can find out the location of the sisters."

Li Hui sweated profusely: "With GPS on your feet? Are you pigeons? Don't tell me that the name of the APP is the 'Masked King Pigeon' system..."

Although he was complaining, Li Hui still took a special mobile phone from the policewoman. It was installed with an APP software used internally by the police station. This is a map app software that is much more powerful. This is a map made of the country's military satellites. It is very powerful, and its positioning accuracy is several times stronger than that of ordinary people.

"Wow, this is the Beidou satellite navigation system? And it's a high-precision military version." Li Hui said happily, "It's such a powerful thing, I haven't played it before."

Holding a Beidou satellite navigation system in his left hand and an AK47 in his right, he said happily: "I feel so powerful now, my left and right hands are holding top-notch weapons. Sing two lines of poetry..."

"Don't sing!" The two policewomen sweated profusely, "You want to be arrested if you sing that kind of poem in front of us?"

"Hey? Where are you thinking?" Li Hui blinked and hummed: "The poem I want to sing is: This old man is talking about being a teenager, with an ice gun in his left hand and a sheep in his right hand! What poem are you thinking? As The people's police, could it be that they have been reciting anti-poems in their minds?"

"Pfft!" The two policewomen almost spurted blood.

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After the car ran wildly for several kilometers on the wasteland, it came to the foot of a high mountain. The tip of the mountain was covered with white snow, but the mountainside was black, full of black big rocks. It is green and covered with dense woods and vegetation.

The two policewomen stopped the car and pointed to the big mountain in front of them: "The gangsters' dens are in this mountain. We ambush in the mountain and then fled. The two of us grabbed a car and fled across the border. line, but the sisters should still be fighting guerrilla warfare against each other in the mountains.”

"I like guerrilla warfare!" Li Hui laughed.

"I like mountains too!" Zhao Chunv said seriously, "I grew up in the mountains."

The two policewomen picked up the Beidou satellite navigation system and looked it up: "Not far below the mountainside, there is a red dot of a colleague, very close to us, let's meet her first."

The four of them abandoned the car and walked, and soon got into the dense jungle, all the way up the hillside.

There is no human habitation at all on this kind of high mountain on the border. There is a primitive jungle on the mountain, and there are only some muddy trails.Li Hui pretended to be a "tracker master", pointed to those muddy paths and said: "Look! This must be the path stepped on by the gangsters walking on the mountain, hum! Follow this path, we will be able to Find the gangster's lair."

"Nonsense!" Zhao Chunv immediately interrupted him: "This is the way out of the mushroom pickers. There are often all kinds of valuable mushrooms abound on such high mountains. The mushroom pickers have opened up a road. Dig out the 'mushroom hole' in the place, and then every once in a while, I will walk along this path to see if there are new mushrooms bred in the 'mushroom hole'."

Li Hui sweated profusely: "Hey, hey, I said Miss Zhao, my uncle is also named Sherlock Holmes Hui, as my assistant Zhao Huasheng, you just need to listen to my analysis obediently, and make a picture of 'you are amazing' It’s fine to just flatter me, don’t spit on me casually, if you do this, how can I pretend to be coercive?”

Zhao Chunv looked at him like an idiot, and suddenly drew out her sword, and gently picked the tip of the sword in a small pit buried by dead leaves on the ground, and a beautiful mushroom flew up and landed in her palm She snorted and said, "Did you see it, the top-grade matsutake! In the city, I can only let you fool me, and I often fall for your tricks, but when you enter the mountains, you have to listen to me!"

Li Hui looked at the matsutake in her hand, and suddenly drooled all over the floor. He snatched the matsutake, stuffed it into his pocket, and said solemnly: "Miss Zhao, I was wrong just now." , I sincerely apologize to you, and then... can I trouble you... and... help me dig up some more matsutake, this fried chicken is worth a lot."

"Ah! Are we here to dig matsutake?" Zhao Chunv almost went crazy: "We are here to promote justice, okay?"

The two female policemen saw that the two of them were still in the mood to complain to each other in this situation, and they had to accept that their nerves were too thick. The four walked forward along the path, and it didn't take long before they reached a cliff, which was very high. , at least twenty meters.The two female police officers were depressed and said: "The positioning system shows that the colleague's red dot is just below the cliff, but... this cliff feels like it's impossible to go down."

"It's okay, this guy can go down." Zhao Chunv still remembered that in the Spring and Autumn Period, she made a bet with Li Hui to climb the mountain, but she lost an order and almost lost her virginity.

Li Hui didn't play tricks at this time. Seeing that the red dot on the map was very close to them, the two female police officers looked anxious. Now is not the time to rant and play dumb. The most important thing is to find that colleague as soon as possible. In the name of urinating, he ran into the woods and recharged the Three Lives Orb, then stuffed the bead into his mouth, turned over and jumped off the cliff...