The Former Wife Came to the Door

Joan shook her head and sighed: "I was caught by the British, they wanted to burn me to death, I prayed devoutly on the stake, and finally got God's guidance, God opened the gate of heaven for me, and then I felt the holy sword Blazer calling me, and stretched out a hand to pick me up, and I followed that hand through the gate of heaven, and now I am here, until now, I still can't understand what happened .”

西思雨也是和李辉一起穿越过时空的，对于穿越时空这种事理解起来并不困难。她轻轻地拍了拍贞德的肩膀，认真地道：“我明白了！你是从公元1431年5月30日穿越过来的，欢迎你来到公元2016年11月3日！”

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One advantage of the Western calendar is that it began to use "AD" to record the year as early as more than a thousand years ago.Unlike China, the AD was not adopted until modern times. Before that, there were all kinds of strange emperor calendars, which easily lead to confusion in understanding.

For example, when Meng Jiangnv first arrived in modern times, Li Hui told her that it was 2016 A.D., but Meng Jiangnv could not correctly understand what age she was in, and thought that the current king had lived for more than 2016 years.In the same way, if Yue Fei travels to modern times, and you tell him that it is [-] A.D., Yue Fei will also think that A.D. is the year of a certain emperor, and he doesn't know how many years later he is.

But this problem does not exist in Joan of Arc. She knows what year AD is and how to calculate it. As soon as she heard the year 2016 AD, she immediately understood, and said in surprise: "What? I... I came here Five hundred and eighty years later?"

"Yes!" Sisiyu said softly: "You may not be able to understand it in a short time, so take your time."

"No, I understand!" Joan of Arc stood up: "In order to save me on the stake, God opened a door for me, allowing me to come more than five hundred years later. God will not harm me, he It will only point me to the right path, even if it tells me to go for a thousand years, after [-] years, it will definitely have its meaning. As a child of God, I don’t need to doubt, I just need to feel it with my heart, and I will understand God The reason for sending me here."

Sisiyu: "..."

Li Hui: "..."

"Okay, now we finally have an interpreter." Li Hui approached from the side and said solemnly: "Miss Joan of Arc, I must seriously warn you, I don't care what kind of saint you are, what kind of national hero, what kind of piety you are. Believers. You give me a bath now, immediately, immediately, otherwise, when the water on your body dries up, you will definitely smell strange again. You are limited to wash in the bathroom within three minutes, otherwise... this uncle will do it himself Bathing for you, I believe that as a pure saint, you would not want to be bathed naked by a man. There is an old saying in Shuangqing: “Revolution must be conscious, and everyone takes off their clothes and pants!” (This sentence is used Mandarin does not rhyme, but it does when spoken in Shuangqing dialect.)

Xi Siyu glanced at Li Hui angrily. Now she finally knew why sister Zheng Dan said that Li Hui's translation was not good.Forget it, it's best not to translate this kind of useless words.

She turned to Joan of Arc and said, "Miss Joan of Arc, this man's name is Li Hui, my boss, and I'm his translator, named Si Siyu, can you please take a shower first and change into clean clothes? Well, I know that it is very honorable for saintesses in your era not to take a bath, but... in the modern age five hundred and eighty years later, almost all Catholics have to take a bath every day, please do as the Romans do.”

"Huh?" Joan of Arc looked blank, she didn't protest about taking a bath, but instead raised a serious protest against Li Hui's name: "Is his name Li Hui? No, he shouldn't be alone at all." , he should be a sword! He is my holy sword Blaze! I can't say why, but I can feel it. Why do you call him Li Hui? By the way, I haven't figured it out yet, why is he Turned into a person? Could it be that the sword turned into a person? The sword person?"

Xi Siyu was sweating profusely, she turned to Li Hui and said, "It's weird, she actually said you are a swordsman, what's going on?"

"Hey, hello!" Li Hui protested, "I don't rule out that there is a little bit of cheapness in my personality, but is it too narrow to give me a definition of the word 'slut' directly? I think you should fully Dig into my inner world and see my truth, goodness and beauty!"

"Ahh!" Xi Siyu sweated profusely, "I'm talking about swords, swords of precious swords, not cheap! Don't you take the initiative to yell at the number?"

"Huh?" Li Hui sweated profusely, "Okay, you can't speak clearly, so you can't blame me!"

"The two words are exactly the same, why is it that I can't pronounce the words clearly?" Xi Siyu was about to go crazy: "Woo, I won't translate for you next time, only the elder sister can do this job .”

"Okay, don't worry about the details." Seeing the girl crying, Li Hui quickly admitted his mistake, and comforted him softly: "It's my fault, my fault, don't cry, come on, be good, and smile. Well, you really want to "

Si Siyu was so depressed that she turned to Joan of Arc and said, "Miss Joan of Arc, this man is really a man. How can you say he is a sword? Is there some misunderstanding?"

"No, no, no! No." Joan of Arc said very seriously: "I'm not boasting, I have had strange abilities since I was a child, I can see miracles, receive the guidance of God, and my perception of everything is more than ordinary. People are much more powerful. I can see through the essence of many things. Although this man looks like a man on the surface, he has the same feeling as my holy sword, Blaze. How can I describe it? Uh... Anyway, he used to be My sword, this is the only thing that can’t be wrong.”

Sisi was sweating profusely and translated to Li Hui.

Li Hui was stunned, and thought carefully for a while, then suddenly took out a pair of flat glasses from his clothes and put them on, pulled a hair from the back of his head, and said loudly: "There is only one truth. I lived between 1412 and 1431 AD. Suddenly, reincarnated and reborn as a sword!"

"Huh?" Xi Siyu sweated profusely: "What's the situation? Why can people reincarnate into swords?"

"It's nothing strange!" Li Hui analyzed with a smile: "I once heard Taibai Jinxing say that Wu Zetian killed too many people and did a lot of bad things in her previous life, so after she died, she was reincarnated into various Strange things, such as stones, trees, bugs, etc., have been reincarnated like this for more than a thousand years before they finally became human. Using this incident as a reference, I have done a lot of bad things , so it’s not surprising that the reincarnation became a sword in one life, but I don’t know why the reincarnation came to Europe.”

Speaking of this, Li Hui suddenly slapped his hands and thought: By the way, Xuanzi once said that reincarnation is a Buddhist concept, and wherever Buddhism exists, it is possible for me to be reincarnated.In medieval Europe, Buddhism has begun to spread secretly. Although it is regarded as a pagan religion and will be severely suppressed, it is considered to be spread secretly. My uncle was reincarnated here and turned into a sword. It’s nothing So strange.

After thinking clearly about the cause and effect, Li Hui spread his hands and said to Jeanne seriously: "Understood, your sword is my scum, so there is no problem at all, but don't tell me those nonsense, let me go first Take a shower! Take a shower! Ahhhhh!"

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Regarding whether Joan of Arc should take a bath, Sisiyu and Joan of Arc then had a tens of thousands of words of debate.

Of course, since writing it all out is too watery, readers and friends will absolutely not be able to bear the debates of more than a dozen chapters, so this book skips here...

In short, after Sith Yuhua had nowhere to speak, and turned on the TV to let Joan watch the clean bishops and priests on TV, Joan finally found out that the messengers of God are going to take a bath now, so she agreed bath.

After Si Siyu taught Joan how to use the bathtub, body wash, shampoo and other things, Joan got into the bathroom. Li Hui was very pleased that this terrifying mobile biochemical weapon was finally willing to transform back into an ordinary girl.

"Mr. Li, do you really think you are her holy sword, Blaze?" Xi Siyu sweated profusely, "It's not her talking nonsense, is it?"

"No, it shouldn't be. This woman does give me a very familiar feeling. Do you still remember that I walked around the statue of Joan of Arc during the day? At that time, I probably felt her calling, so I valued that statue so much. Li Hui thought about it seriously: "If I had no connection with her, then I would not be able to reach out and pull her over from the Middle Ages, so I have to take responsibility."

Xi Siyu squinted at him: "I haven't heard that a sword is responsible for its own master. Isn't the scope of your responsibility a little too broad? If she is an ugly woman or an old man , said you are his sword, will you still be responsible?"

"Of course not!" Li Hui replied without hesitation, "I'm only responsible for beauties."

Sisiyu: "..."

"Okay, go to bed!" Li Hui smiled and said, "I'm going back to the next door, and I'm going to sleep with my dear Hualan wife. This woman will be left with you tonight, and I will think about how to arrange her during the day tomorrow." .”

Sisi Yuhan said: "Hey, sleep like this? Didn't you say that a group of knights from the church came to modern times? There is also a time and space door that is always open, so you don't care?"

Li Hui laughed loudly: "If it is Shuangqing here, of course I will take care of it. I should go there immediately and kill the group of knights, and then find a way to block the portal and save Shuangqing City. But this is Paris, something happened in Paris None of my business, let's get up tomorrow morning, watch the morning news, and hear how the French government handles it, it must be interesting. Hahahaha!"