The Former Wife Came to the Door

When the two of them were talking, Li Hui whispered into Xi Siyu's ear, "Look at that priest, I have [-]% of my skill in being shameless!"

Si Siyu shook his head solemnly: "No, he only has [-]% of your skill at most. Speaking of serious nonsense, I will obey you in this world!"

"Nani?" Li Hui was overjoyed: "So in Miss Siyu's mind, I am the only man worthy of admiration in the whole world. Hehe, if that's the case, don't you hate me?"

"You are so tall! Find out for me what is boasting and what is hurting!"

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For a whole day, Li Hui and Sisiyu were teaching Jeanne the common sense of the new era. Sisiyu was sweating profusely from teaching, but Li Hui was fine. He once had experience teaching Meng Jiangnu to deal with this kind of classical woman. I also have a lot of experience. Anyway, where the reasoning is reasonable, it is reasonable, and where the reasoning is not reasonable, it is fooling around.

For example, a car is driven by a motor. Li Hui explained the "steam engine" to Joan of Arc, which was easy to understand, and Joan of Arc immediately understood the operating mechanism of the car.

However, it is difficult for Li Hui to explain something like electricity to a medieval woman. She may not understand it when she tells her about friction power generation, and she can't actually operate it by pressing her on the ground and rubbing desperately, so he had to tell her She: "This is divine power!"

After some fooling and spoofing, it was time to eat.

Li Hui called Hualan and made an appointment to meet at a French restaurant. When she arrived at the restaurant, Hualan had already arrived one step ahead, and she had a few more bags on her body. Cousin Huayou bought some souvenirs."

"Huh? What a waste to buy souvenirs for her." Li Hui laughed and said, "The Crown Prince must be doing different tricks to buy famous brands all over the world as gifts for her. If you buy some cheap ones for her, she won't need them at all."

Hualan sweated profusely: "This... this is indeed... By the way, you ran out early in the morning to get nervous, what happened?"

Li Hui briefly told Hualan what happened in the morning.

Hualan's complexion changed slightly: "Huh? That is to say, now there is a wicked priest who is holding a medieval army secretly? Planning to cause trouble in Paris? And the other party is also looking for Joan of Arc and wants to kill her Lose."

"Yes!" Li Hui spread his hands: "But don't worry, the priest also knows that the medieval army is not so useful in modern times. It won't be messy, and there will definitely not be medieval knights killing people in the streets. Tonight, let's go and see the situation in that church."

"Be careful." Hualan just said casually, but she was not particularly worried. She knew that Li Hui was very strong, and she herself had inherited Hua Mulan's fighting power. , she is confident that she can go single with a European knight.

Li Hui smiled and said, "Okay, okay, don't say anything if you are unhappy, and eat!"

At this time, the restaurant has already started to serve them food. When they come to France, of course they eat in a French restaurant. Sisiyu ordered a lot of weird French dishes. Among them, only Sisiyu can understand the French menu. And knowing which dishes are suitable for their consumption level, if Li Hui is asked to order, there will probably be some jokes like ordering [-] yuan of crabs. (A certain author who ordered [-] yuan of crabs is still washing dishes in the hotel. Don’t learn from him.)

Looking at the exquisite silver tableware and high-end ingredients on the table, Joan couldn't help feeling a little dizzy.Although she had the name of a saint in the Middle Ages, she was not a rich person. In fact, she was just a poor French rural girl, and the money for buying horses and knight equipment was collected.Besides, it doesn't matter if she is a royal family. There were no rich royal families in the Middle Ages. The French kings in the Middle Ages, in modern times, lived at the level of a farmhouse.

Joan of Arc, who has never even lived in a farmhouse, is the first time to eat French food in modern times. The pears are big, and she dare not reach out for the silver knives and forks on the table, for fear that her fingerprints will mess up the knives and forks. Hua Hua: "Hey, hey? What we eat here...is palace cuisine?"

"Well, it counts!" Sisiyu said.

This store uses "court cuisine" as its selling point!So it is not a problem to say that it is eating palace cuisine.

Joan of Arc suddenly became nervous, and her attitude towards Hualan suddenly became a little reserved, and she asked cautiously, "Are you a princess? Or a queen?"

"Huh?" Hualan Daqi: "Why, how did you come up with such a strange idea?"

"Puchi! Hahaha!" Li Hui couldn't help laughing, and said in Chinese, "I can guess how she reasoned, because I am not a person, but a sword. Xi Siyu is not a person, but a scabbard , the two of us must not be able to eat such a high-end cuisine. Now that we are sitting here eating such a high-end palace cuisine, there is only one reason, you are a princess, or a queen, because of you, we can enjoy this honor Ah, that's how she reasoned. Well, the logic is clear and there is nothing wrong with it."

Hualan sweats profusely!

Si Siyu smiled and explained to Joan of Arc for a long time, and it was not until Joan of Arc realized that in modern society, everyone can afford "court cuisine", which finally made her pick up the knife Fork, Joan of Arc is actually very hungry. After she was captured by the British, she hasn't eaten anything decent for a long time. Now she has tasted the top-level "court cuisine". How can she bear it? There are several plates in a flash stacked on the table...

Ten minutes later, there was a thick stack of plates on the table, and the salesperson next to her was already sweating profusely.Joan herself was also a little embarrassed. She touched her already swollen belly, and said embarrassedly: "Sorry, I ate a little too much, and I couldn't hold back."

"No, no, no, don't be embarrassed at all. It's just pediatrics for you to eat this." Li Hui said solemnly: "There is a woman named Uesugi Nobuko in our family, who has taught us what a foodie is. Look, the three of us Does anyone care?"

Jeanne looked left and right, huh?It seems that this is really the case, Hualan and Xi Siyu ate their own things calmly, not paying attention to the dozen or so plates she piled up, and there seemed to be a few inner monologues above their heads: "What's the point of eating these few plates? You've seen how many baskets of plates you've eaten. Go on, go on, and see if you can scare us to death."

Joan of Arc said that Yalishan is big...

The waiter next to him asked in a trembling voice, "Miss, do you want another order?"

"No, no, no... no need!" Joan of Arc said solemnly, "I am a normal person, and I eat very little."

"You don't need to emphasize that you are a normal person." The server rushed away with a dozen empty plates.

However, if I continue to write my daily life in Paris slowly, the editor sister Amano Orange will appear wearing gloves again... At this time, the TV will start to play episodes, and I will not be able to use a series of twirling and jumping The rest of the shots are used to show the protagonists strolling in the city, so it is inevitable that this book will come once, and the episode begins: the accompanying music "Lovers in Paris".

Quick shot, Go!

Joan of Arc visits Notre Dame de Paris, three frames, two seconds...skip...

Joan of Arc visits the Eiffel Tower, four frames, three seconds...skip...

Joan of Arc visits the Louvre, two frames, one second...skip...

Joan of Arc visits the antique store, five screens, four seconds... Skip...

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The accompaniment ends, the fast shot ends, and the speed returns to normal...

it's dark!Time to go to church!

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