The Former Wife Came to the Door

"Didn't get fired? Then why did you come home so soon? Not going to work today?"

"Cough! Today's work is a bit special. The landlord wants me to go home and do it." Li Hui quickly explained.

"But there is no land at home."

"Mow, who told you that you must have a field when you go to work?" Li Hui was already going crazy: "By the way, when I came back, I saw you lying on the sofa, what were you doing?"

Meng Jiangnu said with a sad face, "I was studying the fabric for this chair just now. The weaving of this cloth is really ingenious. The interval between every stitch and every thread is exactly the same. I can't weave such a noble cloth, could it be woven by a fairy in the sky? When I first came here yesterday, Xianggong said that the cloth was not as valuable as the clothes on the concubine's body, and the concubine couldn't believe it."

Wipe, I was thinking about this. This cloth is woven mechanically. Of course, the interval between each stitch and each thread is the same. This is the biggest advantage of the cold machine, but it also destroys the personality.For modern people, this kind of machine-made thing has long been boring, but the fabric of the original ecological hand-woven clothes on her body is not symmetrical, but it is full of natural beauty.

If you have to compare it, it’s as if there are 100000 artificial beauties who look exactly the same in front of you. Not only do they look exactly the same, but even the poses, expressions, and sounds they make when they are on the bed are all in accordance with the program, completely Exactly the same, the first one was cool, the second one was okay, the third one, the fourth one… the one hundredth, one thousandth, the man would definitely not be able to get up.

At this time, I still miss Yan, thin, fat, and natural beauty. Every woman has her own characteristics, and it is impossible to be exactly the same. Even if the same normal body position, different women have different tastes. No matter how you play, you won't get bored...

In other words, even woven cloth and handmade cloth can be associated with this. Is my integrity really blackened?

Li Hui quickly retracted his fantasies. The most urgent task in front of him was to quickly take good photos and coax the big female bug in the company, otherwise he would be fired by the landlord.

He dug out a digital camera from the closet. As a magazine editor, he occasionally made a cameo as a reporter. Of course, he would use a high-end digital camera. This is the magic weapon for him to work and survive. Although the photography skills are not as good as the professional photographers in the studio, there are also quite level.

Then he took out the latest mobile phone prepared in advance and turned on all the lights in the living room to ensure sufficient lighting. Then he greeted Meng Jiangnu and said, "Come here and cooperate with my work."

"Concubine, but according to the minister's orders." Meng Jiangnu replied obediently, and immediately leaned over.

Li Hui handed the phone to her hand: "Take it."

"This... what is this? A strange iron box... wow, this side is covered with colored glass..."

"Don't be surprised, just take it." Li Hui instructed: "Well, lift it up gently and place it on the side of your cheek, yes, that's it, turn your face a little bit... , Hold still, a smile appears on the corner of your mouth..."

"Master, what are you doing?"

"Don't ask, I don't have time to explain right now."

"Oh, concubine, but according to Xianggong's orders."

The biggest advantage of this woman is that she is obedient. If you tell her not to ask, she will really not ask. She obediently holds up her phone and puts out a few poses as required.Li Hui didn't ask her to put on a very exaggerated or avant-garde pose. Anyway, it was just a cover of a technology magazine, not a cover of Playboy. She didn't need to go too far, just be conservative, and being conservative can better reflect the traditional nice.

It's good to be obedient, don't cry, don't make trouble, don't shout tired, you can do whatever you want. Li Hui felt moved. The last time he hired the model, not only did he charge thousands of commissions, but he also had a lot of problems. In less than two minutes, her hands were sore. She was not as honest as Meng Jiangnu, who had been standing with her mobile phone for a long time, but she didn't feel sore.

A well-behaved woman like this must be very obedient on the bed. If you want her to be in a normal position, lie down obediently, if you want her to lie down on her back, and if you want her to have a big leg, she will spread her legs... Damn, I want to be crooked again!It's definitely not that Li Hui's integrity is not enough, it's just that an obedient woman is too easy for people to think of that aspect.

Since ancient times, men have liked women to be obedient, why?Isn't it just to unlock more postures?I'll give you a disobedient wife who won't take any other postures except the normal position. Don't be unhappy. If you dare to show any dissatisfaction, you won't even be able to play in the normal position. It depends on whether you can bear it.

"Master, Master, hey, Master, why are you still moving? Are you stunned?" Meng Jiangnu's anxious voice rang in Li Hui's ears, and he quickly shook his head to drive away those unremarkable thoughts just now. , The old face was slightly red and said: "It's okay, I think I'm fascinated by work."

"Xiang Gong is really a good man who loves his work and works hard." Meng Jiangnu said sincerely.

I said your girl is too patterned and broken, do you believe this?Haven't you ever doubted the messy and dirty thoughts in men's minds?Li Hui is deeply worried about her IQ, but fortunately, I have been a kind little citizen in my life. If I happened to be reborn as a villain in my life and sold her to the kiln after [whooshing], she would still be helping her. I'm counting money.

"Okay, you can put your phone down." After taking the photo, Li Hui put away the camera, took out the memory card inside, and said with a smile, "I have to go out to work again, you should take a good look at home and stop studying the sandbox. , take it easy, it's better to just find something to do than study the sofa, I'll be back later today."

"Concubine, but according to Xianggong's orders... I promise to no longer observe the cloth covering the chair, and the next thing I plan to observe is the piece that covers the table."

Li Hui covered his face and ran: Damn, what else is there to study on tablecloths.

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Chapter 8, Humanoid Bulldozer

Li Hui quickly returned to the company with the memory card. At this time, the office was already full of people, and everyone came to work. Seeing him running in in a dusty manner, his colleagues once again cast sympathetic eyes on him, those eyes seemed to be I saw a tragic boy who fell off a cliff after being killed by an enemy but didn't find the secret book.

Cai Xinzi, the fat man at the next table, came over again and whispered, "What does the tigress want you to do? Why is it running around?"

Li Hui said with a bitter face: "It's about the cover of the next issue of the magazine. She insisted that the model I was looking for was not good, and asked me to find another one."

Cai Xinzi smiled and said, "Then go find a way."

Li Hui raised the memory card in his hand: "It's done."

"So soon?" Cai Xinzi looked at her watch: "It's only been over an hour, you're done? Don't just find a woman on the street and take a few random pictures, how can a tigress be so easily fooled? I see that you died miserably this time."

Li Hui spread his hands and said, "Really? Anyway... let's take one step at a time."

Holding the memory card, he walked towards the editor's office like a heroic martyr.Of course, he is very confident in Meng Jiangnu, but the tigress's aesthetics are really hard to figure out. If she insists that Meng Jiangnu also has no traditional temperament, it will be over.

Countless sympathetic eyes watched his stalwart back. With tragic eyes, everyone watched a good young man walk into a tiger's den, and it was also a tigress's den.

"You're back so soon?" The tigress Wu Meiqi's voice sounded immediately, octave high, very sharp, and very cold, fully reflecting her inner anger and irritability, and the voice came out of the editor's office. , everyone shivered in fright, and then Li Hui closed the door. Everyone couldn't see the situation in the room, and couldn't hear the sound in the room. , Li Hui finished.

In the editor-in-chief's office, the young man and the tigress are staring affectionately... oh, no, they are staring at each other fiercely.The eyes of a tigress seem to be eating people, but the eyes of a good young man have a touch of unyielding and firmness.

In the face of the beasts, you can't turn your back to them, otherwise you will be slaughtered immediately. The correct way is to stand up straight, look into the eyes of the beasts with sharp eyes, and shout loudly: "Come_on, come on!" If so, you will die with dignity.

The tigress tapped lightly on the table with her fingers, and said impatiently, "I'll be back so soon, didn't you just find a random woman on the street to play with me at the lake? It's not that easy for me. Fool, if the photo doesn't suit me, I will deduct your bonus."

Look, the same sentence, Cai Xinzi said it much better, but this woman said it was extremely cruel, extremely sinister, and she would deduct the bonus at any time, how abhorrent, but Li Hui did not back down this time, and said stubbornly: "This is This photo will definitely satisfy you.”

"Okay, bring the memory card over and let me see it!" Wu Meiqi hooked his finger at him, and she didn't seem to trust him at all. In her mind, she was already considering how much to deduct Li Hui, whether to deduct 500 or not. What about deducting 1000?Or, just give it all up... let you pretend in front of me.This girl is very angry, and the consequences are very serious. If you don't detain you crying, you don't know how powerful this girl is.If you can't pay the mortgage on the house, haha, then I will ask this girl to raise your hand... Well, this girl can give you alms with a high attitude.

The memory card was inserted into the card reader, and then the card reader was inserted into the computer. Wu Meiqi casually clicked on the photo with the mouse. After that, her eyes widened, and Cherry's small mouth opened slightly, almost screaming in surprise.

"This...this woman..." Wu Meiqi grabbed both sides of the LCD screen with both hands and said loudly, "Okay, this woman has a classical charm."

Isn't this nonsense?She was an old man!Li Hui sneered in his heart: Tigress, you have nothing to say now, right?