The Former Wife Came to the Door

When the first rays of sunlight shone into the room in the morning, Yu Bingxing turned around, and before she opened her eyes, she felt that she was being hugged in someone's arms.There is a very warm and comfortable feeling. After all, human beings are social animals, and the feeling of sticking with other human beings always makes people feel at ease. However, Zhao Chunv is a woman after all. It still feels a little unsuitable to hug each other to sleep.

Yu Bing didn't open her eyes, she just lazily pushed the person next to her, and said with a smile, "Miss Zhao, don't make trouble! If you hug me like this, people who don't know will think we are Lily."

There was something wrong with this push. There was a hard chest at the beginning, and it didn't even feel soft when pushed up.

Yu Bing was taken aback: Ms. Zhao's European school is so flat?This level is already insane, beyond the limits of human beings, right?No, no, no, it's impossible. Although she was not of the level that would destroy the world, she was at least at the normal level of an Asian woman. It's impossible to be like this?According to this, this breast is not hers?

Thinking of this, Yu Bing quickly opened his eyes.

It really wasn't Maiden Zhao that caught my eye, but that thick-skinned guy Li Hui, who actually fell asleep on the bed and held himself in his arms?

Yu Bing was sweating profusely!No, maybe I have been...

She hurriedly checked her body. Fortunately, the pajamas were well put on, and the bottoming clothes inside were still there.This was a blessing in misfortune, and she breathed a sigh of relief.

Looking up at Li Hui again, I realized that he was in a deep sleep, with a smile like "hehehe" on his face as if he was watching a porn movie, he looked very proud, but at the same time he looked very unreasonable.At that time, Yu Bing wanted to punch Li Hui in the middle of the face, but she was a gentle and quiet girl after all, and it was impossible to hit someone in their sleep, so I had to try first. Get out of Li Hui's arms.

Yu Bing shrank back, but couldn't move!

Li Hui hugged her tightly.

She quickly pulled Li Hui's arm, pulled it twice, but still couldn't move it...

"Huh?" Yu Bing was a little confused now: "It's not right. When a person falls asleep, his hands and feet should be in a relaxed state, and they can be easily removed. Why is this guy's arm still so strong?" She carefully After thinking about this question for a while, after three seconds, his face changed drastically: "Hey, you crazy man, are you actually pretending to be asleep?"

"Hey? Why is it Ms. Yu's voice? The person I'm hugging is obviously Zhao Chunv." Li Hui opened his eyes, and then screamed: "Miss Yu, why are you on my bed? Where did you put my girlfriend?" went?"

Yu Bing didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you going to be so mad? You took advantage of me by touching the bed while I was sound asleep, and then bit back and said that I changed your girlfriend away! Are you really afraid that I will hit the demon?"

"Hey? What happened?" Li Hui pretended to be at a loss, and after a while, he pretended to be suddenly enlightened and said: "Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding. I slept in a daze last night. Woke up to pee, walked back to the bed after peeing, forgot that I was on the floor, lost my mind, I fell on the bed, thought you were my girlfriend Zhao Chunv, so I held you in my arms I woke up just now, but I didn't open my eyes, and I didn't know that the person next to me was Miss Yu, so I deliberately pretended to be asleep and continued to hug you. I didn't realize it was you until you spoke. I really didn't intend to occupy you. Yours is cheap."

"Hey? Is this the reason?" Yu Bing was at a loss for a few seconds, thinking: It seems possible, because I just woke up and didn't open my eyes, and I thought the person next to me was Miss Zhao. Li Hui might be the same as me I don't want to open my eyes after waking up, and my habitual thinking thinks that the person next to me is Miss Zhao. Well, since this is the case, I can't forgive him.

Yu Bing quickly completed self-persuasion...

Here I have to explain some habits of women.If a woman has a crush on you, she will help you find excuses even if you do something crazy.And if a woman doesn't like you, even if you do good things, she will think badly of you.

This is the core principle that when a handsome man pats a woman on the shoulder, it is called a joke, and when an ugly man pats a woman on the shoulder, it is called indecent assault!Therefore, the point of attacking a woman is to show her good side at the beginning of contact, so that she has a basic liking for you, and then even if she is caught by her and occasionally does something wrong, the woman will "self-persuade" you to excuse yourself . (The above is excerpted from the epic masterpiece "The Woman in the Eunuch's Eyes" by the thirty-two fathers-in-law.)

Yu Bing stopped being angry, but still frowned and said, "Hey, are you still holding me tight? You should let go, right?"

"Hush!" Li Hui whispered: "Keep your voice down, let go slowly, don't wake up Zhao Chunv, she is my girlfriend, if she sees me hugging you, she might be jealous and angry. Of course, I’m not afraid of her getting angry with me. If it’s a big deal, it’s okay to coax her. However, if she gets angry with you, won’t she refuse to accept your interview, then it’s a big problem, and it will seriously damage your work , Your program will open the skylight, are you afraid of the skylight opening? That's why I have been frozen, look how nice I am, I think of you more."

Yu Bing was taken aback. It is irrational for a woman to be jealous. It is really possible that what Li Hui said could be wrong.She quickly lowered the volume: "So gently, quietly, I slipped out of bed..."

"No, it wasn't you who slipped out of bed, it was I who slipped out of bed! Otherwise, how strange would it be if she woke up and saw that I was on the bed and you weren't? She would definitely ask, and it would be easy to cause trouble if she asked. "

Yu Bing thought about it, and it seemed to be the case.

Li Hui whispered: "Lie down and don't move, I'll roll over you and get out of bed."

Yu Bing lay still, Li Hui turned up gently, and put his hands on both sides of Yu Bing's head. He pretended to be careful not to wake up Zhao Chunv, so his movements were very small, and he didn't hold up too high. The whole person brushed past Yu Bing's body very close to each other, and the two of them were face to face, and they could almost smell their breath.Yu Bing suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart, thinking: Could this be the feeling of being pressed on the bed by a man?If a man and a woman are doing that kind of thing, this is what the woman sees, right?

It’s okay if you don’t think like this, but once you think like this, you will immediately feel that your mind is shaken very badly...

Fortunately, it didn't last long, and Li Hui didn't deliberately make a fool of himself, and instantly fell off her body.

Yu Bing finally breathed a sigh of relief. Seeing Li Hui go back to sleep on the floor, pretending to be a good baby, Yu Bing shook Zhao Chunv who was next to him, and said in a low voice: "Miss Zhao, it's dawn, Time to wake up."

Zhao Chunv actually woke up a long time ago, but she deliberately pretended not to wake up, so as not to embarrass Yu Bing. She knew that it was not Yu Bing's fault. I have been trying so hard not to speak or move, and I just pretended to be asleep to this point. Now I was shaken by Yu Bing, so I took advantage of the situation to "wake up", rubbed my eyes and said, "Hey? Is it dawn? Oh, Get up, get up, there's a lot of work to do today."

Yu Bing asked cautiously: "Miss Zhao, did you sleep comfortably last night? Are you not used to me sleeping next to you?"

"It's okay!" Zhao Chunv said dumbfoundedly: "It's okay, it's the same as usual."

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Thus, a new day began again. Yu Bing took her photographer and started to chase after Zhao Chunv for a filming interview again.Today's Zhao Chunv will play the role of a female passer-by in Sishuiguan. In a panic, he fell off the wall and fell to his death...

This kind of scene with very difficult movements is not dared to be shot by ordinary dragon suits. Even if there are cushions underneath, no one would dare to fall from a wall several meters high. This can only be done by special martial arts dragon suits.

Zhao Chunv put on thick protective clothing, and a soft cushion was added under the checkpoint. A group of rebels rushed into the city, and the dragons ran in all directions. Zhao Chunv retreated to the city wall, screaming "ah", from The top fell off, landed on a cushion of fluffy air, and bounced back up.

Yu Bingzhi hurriedly greeted her photographer again, and took pictures of this sideshow. She also stood in front of the camera, with a serious expression on her face, and said, "Everyone has seen that the scene in which Ms. Zhao is acting is very dangerous. She Playing all kinds of small roles so hard, working hard without complaint, is really a good stand-in for China who is hardworking and brave."

"By the way, Ms. Yu." The cameraman poked his head out from behind the camera: "I edited what was filmed yesterday in the van last night. Adding what was filmed today, the time for a show is about the same."

"Oh? Let me take a look!" Yu Bing leaned over, and the two opened the video recorded in the past two days on their notebooks. After watching it briefly, Yu Bing said: "Well, I feel that the filming is almost the same. After editing these shots and adding my commentary, it is enough for one episode, and the next one will be in the next episode... I think about it, these videos are put together, it seems that there is still two minutes left About the content of the program."

"Yeah, I still need to make up two minutes of content. It's not enough to shoot a whole section, I can only add some scattered interviews." The photographer said.

The two were discussing what to add to make up the number, when they suddenly heard a man's voice laughing beside him: "Hi, Miss Yu, I'm the head of Fengmo Township, Gang Liu! Since there are two minutes in your show, How about using it to introduce the ancient city of film and television in Fengmo Township? It can not only be used to make movies and TV shows, but also welcomes ordinary tourists to visit and visit. It should be no problem to put such news in the entertainment program. right?"

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Liu Bang came over with a shy face. The township leader was thinking about how to climb up all day long. How could he miss such a good opportunity to improve his political achievements?If the entertainment program of Shuangqing TV can be promoted for two minutes in Fengmo Township Film and Television Ancient City, then the number of tourists will definitely increase greatly in the next period of time, and he, the township head, will be able to make a political achievement of "making a major contribution to Fengmo tourism" , Lay a small foundation for future promotion and fortune. "

He hastened to use his sharp tongue: "Miss Yu, look, Shuangqing TV Station is also a national unit, and it should also contribute to the prosperity of the country. The development of our magical town is related to the people's livelihood of the country. You only need to give us these two minutes of unused time. A little mention of the ancient film and television city of Fengmo Township. Walking around and taking a few shots in the ancient city can play a big role in the economy here. Promotion, why not do it?"

Yu Bing sweated profusely: "This... I can't mess with this. This is an advertisement, right? I have to go back and ask the director for instructions."