The Former Wife Came to the Door

Then he said to Li Hui: "Brother Li, listen to what you said, if you want to go back to modern times, you have to save Lu Bu, but if you want to save Lu Bu, you have to go to war, right? We must have some strength in our hands! I think you can no longer be lazy I have already practiced these parts, so let's practice them well."

"I want to practice too, but I don't know how to do it," Li Hui said with a smile, "I can only teach them the seventh set of radio gymnastics and special forces exercises, which seem unreliable."

Zhang Liao thought about it for a while, and said, "Then, how about leaving it to me?"

"Oh? Brother Zhang Liao will train soldiers?" Li Hui was amazed.

"Well..." Zhang Liao blushed and said: "Actually, I don't know much about it, but I have read a lot of time-traveling novels. In those novels, there are Macedonian phalanxes and Spanish infantry phalanxes. , It sounds very powerful, I will try to practice like that, maybe it will work.”

Li Hui sweated a lot: "This...then you work hard!"

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Since the birth of time-traveling historical novels, there are two things that travelers must do!

One is to make guns and cannons to make soap, and the other is the Macedonian infantry phalanx!

Making guns and cannons and making soap is to climb the technological tree, so I won’t talk about that.As for the Macedonian phalanx, it is actually a method used to improve the combat effectiveness of the army when technology cannot be achieved. This phalanx originated from Greece. Simply put, it is the way Spartan warriors play!

Don't blow or black, this kind of gameplay is very strong!There was a saying in ancient Europe that "Alexander the Great was invincible". Why can't this guy be defeated?Because this guy is using the Macedonian phalanx.For quite a long period of time before the enemy researched the method of breaking the formation, he was indeed invincible and could not be hacked.

Of course, later the enemy developed a way to break the formation, and the Marston's phalanx became really Sparta. That's another matter, let's not mention it for now.

The next morning, Li Hui got up early, put little Zhao Yun in his arms, and ran to the open space behind his mansion with a smile to watch Zhang Liao practice his moves.

He only had two or three hundred parts at first, but in recent days, people kept coming to vote, some of them became his tenants, and the other part obediently devoted themselves to making parts.The housekeeper assigned these people, and finally organized a troop of [-] troops.

It is these five hundred people that Zhang Liao wants to train!

When Li Hui came to the open space, he happened to see Zhang Liao arranging the [-] people into eighteen shapes... Ahhhhhh, I made a typo, I just saw Zhang Liao arranging the [-] people into formation.

"Over there, come here, you line up here, stand at the front, raise your shields, yes! Hold your spears forward...Okay, now stand in the second row, the second row of idiots Ladies and gentlemen, you don’t need to take shields, hold your spears, hold them flat, stretch them forward, stick them out from the gap in the front row, yes yes yes, that’s it..."

The parts lined up obediently, and after a while, they really formed a square formation that looked very cool and awesome.

Li Hui glanced at the side for a few times, and couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Wow, Brother Zhang Liao, your phalanx is a bit of a fortress! I looked at it, and this thing is simply a hedgehog, and it can't talk at all. I can't even bite."

Zhang Liao triumphantly said: "This is the wisdom of the time traveler, hahaha, I have read a lot of time travel historical novels, and the protagonists all use this trick to beat the ancient scum soldiers crying for their fathers and mothers. If Qu uses this, he will be invincible."

Li Hui smiled and said, "Interesting and interesting. By the way, this phalanx looks really powerful standing still. What will happen if it charges forward?"

Zhang Liao said with a smile: "Of course it's powerful to charge forward. When it charges forward, it's like a porcupine rushing towards the enemy with all its spikes. It can scare the enemy to death..." Speaking of which, He noticed Li Hui's suspicious eyes, and hurriedly snorted, "Don't believe me? Okay, let me direct them to show you."

He waved his hand and ordered loudly: "Little ones, get ready...to charge forward!"

After the order is given, of course the playing parts have to start moving forward. However, they are fine when they are not moving, but they have problems when they move, because these people have not undergone systematic training. If the movement of the front row is a little slow, the back row will push the front row, and this pushing problem will be serious. The front row will not stand stably, and they will jump forward and push the front row again, and then it will be like dominoes. Same thing, one piece fell down with a crash.

Zhang Liao was immediately dumbfounded, but Li Hui laughed wildly while covering his stomach: "Pfft, puff, hahahaha! I knew it would be like this, hahahaha."

Zhang Liao was sweating profusely: "Why, why can't you even do the simplest way of running forward together?"

"Pfft ha ha!" Li Hui laughed and rolled on the ground: "Because they are ancient people, they are different from us modern people. We modern people have learned all kinds of group activities in school since we were young, and we have been used to it since we were young." Formation, walking in unison and other actions, but the ancients did not experience it. I am not exaggerating. If you order them to raise their left hands, many of them will raise their right hands for you. If you don’t believe me, try it. try."

Zhang Liao firmly didn't believe it. Didn't the protagonists who traveled through historical novels train their troops to train a Macedonian phalanx every minute, and unify the world with zero casualties?

He waited for the members to stand up again, and then said with a serious face: "I'll count one, two, three, you all turn right together, do you hear me?"

The parts responded: "I heard it!"

Zhang Liao took a deep breath and shouted, "One, two, three, turn right!"

As soon as the voice fell, some of the trilogy turned right, while others turned left, and then bumped into each other, crashed, and fell all over the ground again.

Zhang Liao: "..."

Li Hui: "Pfft ha ha ha ha..."

"It's impossible! It's absolutely impossible." Zhang Liao screamed, "Why would Mao do this?"

Li Hui patted him heavily on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "You have read too many time-traveling novels, but you haven't watched serious documentaries. Don't talk about people from the Three Kingdoms era, let's take modern times as an example. Back then, our Red Army recruited the poor Enlisted in the army, as a result, when those recruits first joined the army, they couldn’t even turn left or right. It’s delusional to walk in unison. You count one, two, three, and they can start to move when you count two. The Red Army It can be said that the political commissar here is having a hard time..."

Zhang Liao sweated profusely: "Is that so ridiculous?"

"Well!" Li Hui spread his hands and said, "Okay, you can train them, I guess before you let them form the Macedonian phalanx, you have to start with queuing up, aligning, walking in unison, turning left and right, poof, Pfft ha ha ha... Come on, don't let me down."

Zhang Liao was complained by Li Hui for a while, and he was very depressed. But in ancient times, there was no computer, no TV, and even a mobile phone. He had nothing else to do. After thinking about it, forget it. Well, just make fun of yourself, continue to practice these scumbags, and see if you can develop something famous.

He had to start teaching from the most basic, just like teaching kindergarten children, queuing up, counting, walking in unison, turning left and right...

Li Hui couldn't help shaking his head, thinking: I can't do this kind of crap. I don't have the patience to teach kindergarten, and only a down-to-earth guy like Zhang Liao can do it.

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So, another dull day began.

Li Hui has nothing to do every day, playing with Diao Jing and Xiao Zhao Yun. As for Zhang Liao, he is working hard every day to train scumbags. Li Hui doesn't bother to care about him. .He just went around to the county magistrate every day to find out if there was any news about Lu Bu.Later, the county magistrate also figured it out, and every night before Li Hui came to visit, he sent a servant to Li Hui's residence to inform: "There is no news from General Lu Bu today."

Time passed slowly in such a boring way!

It's summer!

Mosquitoes started to increase!

That evening, Li Hui was bored, so he ran to the backyard to enjoy the shade, only to see Diao Jing wearing cooler silk clothes, leaning on a wicker chair under a big tree, two beautiful maidservants holding big cattail fans made of plantain leaves, Help her fan the wind next to her, and drive away the mosquitoes by the way.She squinted her eyes, looking quite amused.