The Former Wife Came to the Door

When Yuan Shu said these words, Li Hui, who was eavesdropping outside the tent, almost laughed out loud, but Yuan Zhen looked embarrassed and said in a low voice, "Oh, my dad was so easy to beat in his previous life."

"Huh? Don't you think he won't be beaten just because of his appearance in later generations?" Li Hui wondered.

"Uh...you can still be friends if you don't tell the truth." Yuan Zhen sweated profusely.

Li Hui was secretly happy: I have never been friends with women, hehehe!If you really want to do it, you have to add a female character in front of your friend.

The two waited quietly for a while, when there was a noise in the tent, just now the general brought in a scribe: "My lord, it is this scribe who wants to see you."

Li Hui and Yuan Zhen hurriedly took a closer look through the small hole. The scribe was about forty years old, with a medium build and a strange beard.Li Hui thought this person looked familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen him before.Yuan Zhen said in a low voice: "Oh, it's my dad! He's wearing makeup."

"It's your dad? Why can't I recognize him?"

"You don't know my father very well. It's normal that you can't recognize him if he puts on a little disguise, but I'm his daughter. How can I admit my mistake?" With a big beard, long eyebrows, and deep eyeliner, it's hard to recognize, even Yuan Shu didn't recognize that my father looks exactly like him."

After listening to her analysis, Li Hui took a closer look, and sure enough, this person is Yuan Mu!

Yuan Mu clasped his fists at Yuan Shu, trying to pretend to be a "famous scholar" like a countryman showing off his talents in front of high officials. However, his gentleman's demeanor is also a bit weird, with his head held high and his nostrils opposite to each other. According to Yuan Shu, this is not a celebrity, it should be called an "Aoshi".

Yuan Shu also pretended to be a respectful and virtuous corporal, but his appearance as a virtuous and virtuous corporal was a bit wrong, his eyes were a bit far-sighted, his nostrils were facing the visitor, and he was arrogant.

When the two meet each other, they don't have to face each other, nostril to nostril...

Li Hui and Yuan Zhen, who were peeping outside, were sweating all over the floor.Even Chang Shi Yang Hong, who was watching from the tent, couldn't help but wiped the sweat from his forehead, thinking: This person's temperament is somewhat similar to that of the lord.

Yuan Shu laughed loudly and said, "This gentleman's surname is Gao, what advice do you have?"

Yuan Mu laughed loudly and said, "My surname is Yuan, and I have a single name in wooden characters. This time I came to ask Mr. Yuan, because I have a secret to let you know."

"Oh? Mystery?" Yuan Shu laughed, "What's the secret?"

Yuan Mu laughed loudly and said, "It's a secret that can help you become an emperor and change your life."

Yuan Shu pretended to accept it humbly, and said with his nostrils upturned, "Hahaha, I need to listen to it."

"Damn, I feel like you don't really intend to listen." After all, Yuan Mu is the reincarnation of Yuan Shu. From his hypocritical smile in his previous life, he seems to have seen something. After all, Yuan Shu is like Yuan Mu in the mirror. Can he escape his own discernment with every move he makes?Yuan Mu could tell at a glance that this guy was pretending, and couldn't help but annoyed: "Listen carefully, what I'm going to tell you is really a heavenly secret."

"I'm serious! I'm a corporal." Yuan Shu didn't blush at all when he was exposed.

Yuan Mu was furious: "Three provincial cadres came out of the four generations of my ancestors, how dare you call me a corporal?"

Yuan Shu Daqi: "What is a provincial cadre? Are they powerful? My ancestors have four generations and three generations. Who is not a corporal in front of me?"

Li Hui covered his mouth with a "slap", forcing himself not to laugh out loud.Yuan Zhen next to him had an embarrassed expression on his face, and he couldn't laugh even if he wanted to. The two fucking fathers are so embarrassing, it's too bad, it's too embarrassing to watch from the side, but the two of them don't feel that ?

Yuan Mu snorted and said, "Forget it, let's focus on the main points and talk about serious things. First, I want to prove to you that I know the secrets of heaven!"

"Oh? How do you prove it?" Yuan Shu asked strangely.

Yuan Mu laughed and said, "You and Liu Bei are now in a stalemate, but I know what method you plan to use to defeat Liu Bei."

"Huh?" Yuan Shu was slightly surprised, thinking: I have indeed thought up a way to deal with Liu Bei, but I haven't told anyone yet, how dare you, a country bastard, know?

Yuan Mu looked up to the sky and laughed, with a proud look of "the secret of the sky is in my grasp": "You have already made up your mind, and you are planning to write a letter to Lu Bu, promising him [-] hu of rice, and luring him to attack you. Pi, copy Liu Bei's lair and explode his chrysanthemums, in this way, Liu Bei will flee in embarrassment, and you can chase after him with your army, and you will win a complete victory."

Yuan Shu: "..."

Yuan Mu twitched his eyebrows, and said triumphantly, "How? Am I right?"

Yuan Shu slapped the table and jumped up: "Where is the monster, how do you know?"

"Damn it, you said I was a corporal just now, and now you say I'm a monster?" Yuan Mu was furious: "I have three provincial cadres from the fourth generation of my ancestors... Oh, forget it, I can't say no to you, an ignorant fellow." Understand this truth."

"What? How dare you say that I'm not famous and knowledgeable?" Yuan Shu was also furious: "My ancestors have four generations and three generations, dare you say that I have no knowledge? Come, someone, drag this guy out and chop him up."

This time Yuan Mu was taken aback!Even Yuan Zhen, who was peeking outside the tent, was taken aback.

At this time, Yang Hong, the long history standing beside him, jumped out, leaned close to Yuan Shu's ear, and said in a low voice, "My lord, don't you want to be courteous to the corporal? If the corporal said something rude and cut it off immediately, it would be a bit of a joke." Affecting reputation. Kuangshi often talk inconspicuously, and take insults as a skill, don't take this kind of person seriously."

"Hey? Is that so?" Yuan Shu thought for a while: "Forget it, let's listen to what he said."

Yuan Shu slapped the desk: "Tell me, how did you know?"

"Hmph!" Seeing that he would not kill himself, Yuan Mu's arrogance came again, and he put his hands behind his back, pretending to say: "Didn't I say it? I have the secret in my hand! I know the secret, so why don't you know what you are thinking?" What? Come on, come on, let me reveal a little secret to you. Although you plan to write to Lu Bu and promise to give him [-] hu of rice, let him help you overthrow Liu Bei. At the same time, you still have a plan in mind Pi, you didn't intend to give the [-] hu rice to Lu Bu from the beginning, did you?"

"Si!" Yuan Shu gasped, is this person a roundworm in my stomach?Why can you even guess this?He became a little confused, and the way he looked at Yuan Mu changed a little, thinking to himself: Does this person really hold the secret?

"Anyway, I'll just listen to what you have to say." Yuan Shu sat down firmly and said, "If you have any suggestions, hurry up and listen."

"Cough!" Yuan Mu coughed pretentiously, put on a "superior face" and said: "Listen to my advice, don't fool Lu Bu. Do less bad things and make more friends."

Hearing what he said, Li Hui, who was eavesdropping outside the tent, was slightly taken aback, huh?Is this guy actually here to persuade me in my previous life not to fool me in my previous life?interesting!

Yuan Shu tilted his head: "You mean, if I do this, I will set up an enemy? Lv Bu will be dissatisfied?"

"Well, that's right!" Yuan Mu snorted, "It's not smart to offend Lu Bu for no reason, let it go!"

Yuan Shu frowned: "If I don't trick Lu Bu into hitting Liu Bei from behind, I won't be able to defeat Liu Bei here, so wouldn't I have to retreat?"

"If you retreat, you will retreat!" Yuan Mu shook his head and said: "Young man, let me tell you, you are in danger now, you are on the verge of expansion, if you win this battle, your power will be a little bigger, You will expand so much that you forget who you are, so now you urgently need to shrink! Shrink! Shrink! Say the important thing three times! Shrink the territory a little bit, shrink the army a little bit, and don’t bloat! "

Yuan Shu: "..."

Hearing this, Li Hui almost laughed again, quickly covered his mouth, held back his laughter for a while, then leaned close to Yuan Zhen's ear, and said in a low voice: "It seems that your father thinks the same as you do. Yuan Shu, the only way is to stop him from inflating. You asked me to help defeat Yuan Jun in Yangxia, just to prevent him from inflating after he conquered Chen State, and your father came here to prevent Yuan Shu from defeating Liu Bei, also to prevent him from defeating Liu Bei. After Liu Bei swelled, the two of you, father and daughter, are amazingly consistent."

Yuan Zhen sighed: "There is no way, who told me that my father is an easy-going person? According to history, after Yuan Shu defeated Liu Bei here, he was completely inflated, and he would soon become emperor. Once he became emperor, of course he would become a target of public criticism. , was beaten violently by the surrounding princes, pressed to the ground and rubbed desperately, and finally finished. Therefore, if you want to prevent him from seeking his own death, of course, you must suppress his arrogance and make him lose the confidence to be emperor."

Li Hui thought about it carefully, and she was right. To prevent Yuan Shu from proclaiming himself emperor, this might be the only way.