The Former Wife Came to the Door

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The hostile posture is put on, but Cao Cao is still not very confident in himself!

His ecstasy squinting eyes are really not attractive enough for women, but his opponent is Lu Hui who looks exactly like "Lu Bu among men". From head to toe, he has a pure manly temperament, a fierce man like a ghost possessed by a ghost, even a peerless beauty like Diao Chan fell in love with Lu Bu's pure manly temperament at first sight, it is hard to guarantee that Zou will not fall in love with Lu Hui.

Cao Cao feels that Yali Mountain is big!I have never competed with such a strong man for a girl before!If it were any other girl, he would probably choose to give in, but only a married woman will fight to the end!Never surrender.

Therefore, his eyes were widened desperately. If his eyes were like two lines at ordinary times, now they are barely at the level of a normal person after being widened desperately.

Mrs. Zou in the gazebo looked at the two men in front of her curiously, not knowing what they were doing in her widow's small yard early in the morning, but seeing the aura of disobedience between the two of them, it seemed What are you fighting for?Huh huh?Relying on the intuition of a mature woman, she finally managed to understand that these two seem to be fighting for me?

Mrs. Zou was a little happy in her heart. She has been widowed for many years and thought she was a useless person. Unexpectedly, there are still men who like me. Let's take a good look at these two men and see which one is more pleasing to the eye.

She had already looked at Li Hui before, so she turned her attention to Cao Cao. Looking carefully, this man's style is completely different from Li Hui's. Halberd, pure man type.But Cao Cao is full of brocade and full of crowns, with an obvious civilian appearance.

To be honest, Mrs. Zou prefers to look like a civil servant!

This involves a woman's psychology. Women are very strange. They always dismiss what they already have, but are more interested in what they don't have.For example, a woman's husband is rich but not handsome.She will think that being rich is useful, and a handsome guy from another family is better, but if her husband is handsome but poor, she will think that it doesn't matter if a man is ugly, but the more important thing is to be rich.If her husband is rich and handsome, she will feel that other husbands seem to be more considerate and gentle...

Well, men don't complain about this, in fact, you are the same, if your wife has long legs but small breasts, you will think that women with big breasts are better.If your woman has big breasts but short legs, you will think long legs are better. If your woman has long breasts and thighs, you will say that no matter how good-looking she looks, she is still a vase, and you prefer women with inner feelings. Satisfaction, it's human nature.

Zou's former husband was Zhang Ji, a military general in Xiliang, a rough man!Therefore, she actually prefers civil servants more.Moreover, she was tired of seeing Zhang Ji's thick eyebrows and big eyes. She always felt that people with thick eyebrows and big eyes were stupid and thick, while civil servants with small eyes seemed more delicate.

After looking at Cao Cao carefully for a while, she sighed in her heart: This man's temperament is in line with my liking, except that his eyes are a little bigger.

When Cao Cao saw that his wife was sizing him up, he worked harder to widen his eyes, and he refused to show his eyes!

Zou thought to herself: Wow, this man's eyes were not at their maximum just now, but now they are getting bigger again, so ugly.

She turned her head and came back to look at Li Hui, and suddenly found that Li Hui's big eyes that were twinkling just now had turned into squinting eyes...

It turned out that Li Hui came one step ahead of Cao Cao and had a few more words with Zou Shi. He already knew that she likes to squint her eyes. …Oops, damn it, it’s actually quite troublesome. Squinting your eyes on purpose is actually very tiring, and the muscles around your eyes are so sore!

Now Mrs. Zou started to feel confused. One is a military general with squinting eyes, and the other is a civil servant with big eyes. Which one is better?

The score in Zou's heart: "Cao Cao's civil servant temperament is 1 point, big eyes -1 point, and the final score is 0 points. Li Hui's general temperament -1 point, small eyes +1 point, and the final score is 0 points."

Li Hui and Cao Cao were about to show off further when they suddenly saw Dian Wei coming in from the outside and said in a low voice, "My lord, Zhang Xiu heard the news that we entered his backyard and is rushing over here."

After hearing this, Li Hui hurriedly said in a low voice: "Then let's withdraw first. It seems inappropriate to hook up with Zhang Xiu's aunt here in front of Zhang Xiu. .”

Cao Cao said, "What does that matter? He shouldn't care, right?"

If you don't care, there will be ghosts!Li Hui thought to himself: If he finds out, he will hit you tonight.

But this can't be said directly. If the predictor reaches this level, he will become a big stick like Zhang Jiao, General Tiangong. Losing to me is quite embarrassing, so the less people know about our fight for girls, the better, right?"

"Well, it's well-founded and convincing!" Cao Cao is generally quite a fastidious person, and said with a smile, "In this case, let's retreat for the time being. Anyway, the future is long, so there is no rush."

The two hurriedly bid farewell to Mrs. Zou, went out of the yard, and pretended to go for a walk by the pool in the back garden. After a while, Zhang Xiu rushed over. Seeing them playing by the pool, he hurried over and said, "I heard Mr. Cao I brought some generals into my backyard to play, but the final general didn’t come to entertain me in time, so I’m negligent, and please forgive me, Mr. Cao!”

Cao Cao laughed and said, "It's okay, it's okay!"

"There's nothing interesting in my broken yard." Zhang Xiu was full of suspicion.

Cao Cao said with a smile: "The mountains and rivers are beautiful, very interesting and fun! During the period of my temporary stay in Wancheng, I am afraid that I will often come in to play. Will General Zhang not welcome you?"

Zhang Xiu hurriedly said: "How can you not welcome, Mr. Cao and the generals just treat this place as their own home, and they can come in and play at any time."

This sentence is well said, Cao Cao and Li Hui secretly rejoiced, now there are many opportunities to slowly develop with the Zou family.

In short, since Zhang Xiu is here, it is inconvenient for Li Hui and Cao Cao to make troubles, so they just walked around Zhang Xiu's house for a while, and then went back to their room.

That night, Zhang Liao and Dian Wei gathered in Li Hui's room again.

"Hey! Let me tell you, Brother Li, is your plan reliable?" Dian Weihan asked, "Will this really work?"

"Don't worry, even if it's useless, wouldn't it be a delay?" Li Hui smiled and said, "According to historical facts, Cao Cao hooked up with Zou as soon as he saw her, but this time, because of my trouble, the matter has been delayed for two days, right?" ? As long as we procrastinate, there will inevitably be greater variables. History is not afraid of changes, but it is afraid of the same. As long as there are variables, we will definitely find opportunities to break the game."

"But... I always feel that you can't succeed." Dian Wei said: "Cao Cao and Zou Shi are a couple that history has determined will make you look at mung beans. I don't think it's embarrassing for you to intervene and try to rob Cao Cao's girl." .”

Li Hui smiled and said: "Actually, I saw Zou Shi's eyes today and understood that it is a bit difficult for me to win against Cao Cao, but...you don't understand women. If a woman is pursued by two men at the same time, it will be easy Make her inflated, she will feel that there is a market for her product, and there is no need to rush to find a buyer. So she will become reserved, and will spend more time thinking about which man to go with, and spend infinitely more time... Even if she obviously likes Cao Cao more, it will be delayed because of my existence."

Zhang Liao and Dianwei sweated profusely: "Is there such a theory?"

"Tch, you guys haven't read "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch", and you don't understand science! After returning to the modern age, hurry up and read the book by the thirty-two father-in-law." After Li Hui concluded, he drove the two of them out of the room and went to bed. !

A few days passed in a blink of an eye, Cao Cao intends to hook up with the Zou family, so of course he is not in a hurry to withdraw his troops and go back. The army is temporarily stationed in Wancheng. This station will last for several days!

This morning, Cao Cao woke up early, picked up a brush, and wrote two poems on the silk cloth, and put it in his arms, and then found an excuse to send Zhang Xiu to the martial arts field outside the city to practice. Then he tidied up his clothes, handsomely got into the backyard of Zhang Xiu's house, and walked towards the small courtyard where Mrs. Zou lived alone.

When he arrived at the gate of Zou's courtyard, Cao Cao first stood still, then moved his dantian with luck, opened his eyes suddenly, and finally opened his squinted eyes into a pair of eyes the size of ordinary people, and then pushed the door into the courtyard with satisfaction, and saw Mrs. Zou was sitting in the gazebo, with a qin in front of her, she raised her hands lightly, and a series of qin sounds like flowing water jumped out of the strings.

Cao Cao listened to it for a while, only to find it pleasing to the eye, and even more coveted the wife in front of him. When Mrs. Zou finished the song, Cao Cao immediately smiled and said, "Mrs. Zou is good!"

"Yeah? When did Mr. Cao come?" Mrs. Zou noticed that Cao Cao was coming, and then looked at him intently. He was dressed in a brocade robe and looked dignified. He was really a good person, but his eyes were a little big, alas!

Cao Cao said with a smile: "Mrs. Zou, I got up this morning and wrote a poem. I think it's pretty good, so I specially brought it for you to read. If you can match it with melodious tunes and supplement it with a piano, you will definitely appreciate it." make a good song."

"Oh?" Zou secretly rejoiced: a man with literary talent, I really like it!My ex-husband is just a big bastard, how can he write such lofty things as poetry.

She hurriedly said: "I also ask Mr. Cao to read the poem."

Cao Cao reached into his bosom, took out the silk cloth on which he had written the poem in the morning, and cleared his throat: "Cough..."

Getting ready to chant...