A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

Ling Dao's eyes hide a dirty mind, Le Luo's eyes have a subtle resonance, and Quincy's is completely shocked.

—I actually forgot about him!

——And there is also a Le Luo whose gender is unknown!

"This, this, this... this is an important issue." Quincy was sweating profusely, he hurriedly dialed a phone number, and began to discuss: "Hey, yes, it's me, let me tell you something, We have two friends here who have special circumstances, do you have a separate bathroom? Yes, yes, that is the kind, the kind of women's clothing, the kind that can't be exposed... It's not that we can play, it's true... ...Okay, as long as it can be resolved."

Then he hung up the phone and heaved a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, the boss is very talkative and willing to open a private hot spring pool for us. Beigao and Leluo take turns to take a bath."

Beigao covered his face, with blue veins on his forehead: "Have you considered my feelings? As a man, why can't you just walk into the men's bathhouse? It's not like I haven't been there before."

Bai Jueyou said: "Go, strip off, go in, and then?"

"Then..." Bei Gao's eyes dimmed, and he said vicissitudes of life: "A group of boys clutched their genitals and screamed and fled in all directions, and then a group of girls from the same class rushed in and surrounded me, blocking the escape route of the panicked boys. Then I picked up the sword, gun, sword and halberd and beat them violently until they fainted. After being filled with amnesia buff, they wrapped me in a quilt and sent me back to the room..."

"I have to say, at that moment, I really doubted my life... For the first time, I felt that I was born with the wrong gender." He lay down on the table, looked sideways at Bai Jue and the others: "I thought you were different from them. "

"We people from China, what's the difference?" Bai Jue sang.

"It's really not easy." Le Luo shook his head with emotion, and changed the subject: "Speaking of which, Quincy can make the other party cooperate so much. The owner of this hot spring hotel generally doesn't provide people with a special bathing space, right? Because Kyushu Island is too small, Most of the facilities are common."

"Well, I contracted that luxury hotel for three days." Quincy calculated: "Probably cost thousands of bills, don't care about these details."

Ling Dao slammed his head on the table: "The local tyrant wants to take my life."

"Calm down, this life of spending money like water is also a kind of torment. When you have money, you may not be able to get real happiness. Instead, you will lose most of your life goals and live like a walking dead." Quincy sighed, It seems to have seen through life.

"That's what a rich person would say!" Ling Dao showed a poor smile: "The poor with a monthly salary of only [-] bills can't understand your pain, let me, Ling, share this for you Is it a torment?"

Le Luo coughed: "I am happy that someone felt your pain and came here to rescue fellow Taoist."

Bei Gao followed suit with a smile: "Someone from Bei came all the way to get a share of the pie."

Only Bai Jue was unmoved, and smiled contemptuously: "It's really superficial."

At that moment, Quincy felt that Bai Jue was still his companion, and then he saw Bai Jue shook his hand and sneered, "I want them all!"

When everyone packed up their things, got into the car, and was about to set off.

Bai Jue suddenly remembered something, as if he felt that someone was missing: "Speaking of which, is there someone missing among us? Who is responsible for the embarrassment?"

Ling Dao clapped his hands: "Oh, that shameful person, he hasn't arrived yet."

Le Luo pondered: "It's shameful to hear that it's still floating in the sea, and it's always on the way here."

Bei Gao looked at the scenery outside the car: "He came here with a warship, but he was slower than me flying across the sea with a sword. It's too shameful."

Altair was puzzled: "So who is that embarrassing?"

The fire-proof girl smiled: "It's the commander of a friend of mine. He's a very interesting person. To put it bluntly, he's a poor man with the incurable disease of lolicon."

Jun Ji was even more puzzled: "What's so scary about lolicon?"

"It's terrible." Bai Jueyou said: "Starting in three years, the maximum penalty is death... the poison is poisoned in the depths, and the poison will start to be inextricable. In the end, psychological problems lead to physical problems, and physical problems lead to behavioral problems. Behavioral issues lead to moral issues, moral issues lead to legal issues, legal issues lead to life safety issues, and in the end, a well-behaved whale just disappeared."

A group of people nodded in agreement.

"The scariest thing is not this." Bai Jue pointed up his fingers: "The scariest thing is another virus that he was infected with. Once it breaks out, it will constantly cause the scene to fall into embarrassment and laughter, seamlessly switching, Instantly lowering the IQ of the infected person leads to a series of seemingly impossible coincidences, forcing the infected person to lose face—we call it a halo of shame.”

There was silence in the car.

"Quincy, let the driver drive, don't wait for him." Lingdao said, "I suddenly got a disease that would kill me if I saw a big whale."

"Yes, yes, drive quickly." Le Luo also said, "I also have a disease that would kill me if I am ashamed."

"Is it really suitable for you to be so black?" Bei Gao couldn't bear to look directly at him, and silently nodded his praise.

"I don't know why, but now I have a strong malice towards him." Bai Jue rubbed the center of his brows: "This is probably a man's sixth sense, I always feel... I might lose something precious this time, Maybe it's morality, maybe it's san value."

Quincy said in a timely manner: "The big whale should have arrived at the hotel ahead of time. It is said that he escaped from the military base secretly, avoiding the exploration of all detectors, and rushed over overnight. The exciting escape from the madhouse, I arranged for him to go to the hotel to wait for us."

Ling Dao's expression returned to calm: "I don't know why I suddenly recovered from my illness."

Le Luo closed his eyes and fell asleep: "I took the medicine, and I'm fine for the time being."

Bai Jue smiled: "Then it's time to go, let's go, warriors, I'm going to slaughter whales!"

……

Mount Fuji is a volcano. There is magma under the volcano. The magma heats the underground river and forms a hot spring.

One of the famous products of the earthquake-prone Kyushu Islands is the open-air hot spring, which is also an element that often appears in anime. In fact, they often go to the hot springs, especially the mixed bathing of men and women. Most of them are middle-aged and elderly people. Basically, men and women share the same pool. The situation is unique.

However, before Zheng Wenqian pushed open the door of the mixed bathing pool, his heart was extremely calm and reserved, because the entire hotel has been booked out, there will be no second person, he wants to feel the feeling of monopolizing this open-air hot spring readily.

But when he opened the door, the scene of Taoyuan Township appeared in front of his eyes.

If there is a scene of the seven fairies playing in the water, it is probably nothing more than that.

But before shed tears of emotion or polite Shi Geng, he shed trembling cold sweat one step further, just because the woman in this graceful picture scroll is beautiful, but her face is too familiar. There are all kinds of styles and sultry, but in his eyes, it seems that the Rakshasa girl is waving the blade, and the outstretched palm is the call of the gate of hell.

In the words of a classic line - at this moment, this man knows...he took the pill.

So he immediately closed the door and wiped the sweat from his brow: "Impossible, impossible, I must be too scared to have hallucinations, there is no way they will appear here... I must have been traveling all night to catch up." Come here, and with my stealth skills comparable to Ezio, it is absolutely impossible to find any clues, even if I am detected, it must be morning, and it is too late!"

He calmed down: "There must be something wrong with the way I open the door!"

He took a deep breath: "A real man never backs down! I trust my judgment!"