A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

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Alex swears... Alex, the robot who has always been as stable as an old dog, and always replied with only six points, actually swears.

Everyone fell into a state of shock for a moment and couldn't extricate themselves.

The whole group was quiet for half a minute before recovering.

Bei Gao: So... you are in Yanjing now?

Quincy: You ended up here anyway?

Big Whale: Liu Xiu is following you?

Li Jianan: Has Your Majesty taken a fancy to you, intending to conquer you after observing you?Is this to hand-pick you into the palace to be the imperial concubine?

Sister Fa: I suddenly felt that it was very possible...otherwise why did Liu Xiu want to go with you?

Bai Jue: Who knows?I just fed her. Maybe it’s like picking up a stray cat on the road. If you feed it something to eat, it will naturally follow you home.

Difficult to travel: Be careful what you say, um, well, she is also the emperor of the Shenzhou Empire... She is a stray cat, so what are we?

Xiao Wu: Yes, Xiuxiu is so cute, how can you describe it as a cat!That's a brain axe!

Quincy: No... I don't think Bai Jue's metaphor for OJBK could be more appropriate. (Bitter heart, complicated mood, forced to smile... Only the sentence MMP almost blurted out)

Bei Gao: I also think there is nothing wrong with this metaphor. What about the emperor, you can raise it if you want?

Difficult to travel: It's really presumptuous... Forget it, let's not mention this, where are you, coffee?I'm going to look for you right now, and I must ask His Majesty to return to the Ziwei Palace. If this disturbance continues, the impact will be too great.

Xiao Wu: Can I pretend not to see it?I've only visited half of the street... There is a pet cafe in front of which you can suck cats!

Bai Jue: It's useless even if you come here. With your strength, you can't stop Liu Xiu who wants to leave. She is a third-level heroic spirit. While she is still following me, you better quickly come up with a trap to catch her. Catch... I can't move around with her following me like this.

Sister Fa: For some reason, watching your conversation, I have the déjà vu feeling of watching a live crime scene... My handcuffs are about to move.

Ling Dao (trumpet): Regardless of other issues, if it is about capturing Liu Xiu, I have a bold suggestion here!

Le Luo (trumpet): Oh, oh, Miss Fa, look, there is an Interpol who knows the law and broke the law, throw him into the cell and wrestle with the prisoner!

Li Jianan: Welcome to Dali Temple... Cough cough, forget it, let’s talk about it after teasing Ling Dao, the important question now is how to successfully capture Liu Xiu, can you directly notify the left minister or a few heroic spirits?

Bai Jue: It’s best not to, it will disrupt my peaceful life, and I will find it very troublesome. Once I feel troublesome, I may not cooperate. Once I don’t cooperate, you may be empty-handed. If you vent your grievances on your head, you will lose your job, and if you lose your job and cannot afford to support yourself, you can only wear women's clothes and go for compensated dating... Sigh... What a serious consequence!

Xiao Wu: What is compensated dating?

Big Whale: It's just transportation assistance, don't ask so many children.

Difficult to travel: So... how many of us alone?Your Majesty is a heroic spirit, can he succeed?

Bei Gao: As long as someone is willing not to pretend to be a salted fish, he can pack up and send His Majesty back to Ziwei Palace now, but unfortunately...

Quincy: I just want to live a quiet life (funny)

Bai Jue: You are going too far, silence and warn.

Sixteen: You are all administrators, who bans whose words?Stop bullshitting and be serious.

Xiao Wu: Can't you talk to her calmly?Your Majesty must have sneaked out for some reason, right?As long as her wish is fulfilled, maybe she can go back obediently?

Difficult travel: If you skip work and sneak out to surf the Internet secretly, and find someone to play with you all night, can you guarantee that you will not sneak out again next time?

Xiao Wu: Hahaha... (playing stupid)

Bai Jue: So, there is nothing you can do, right?It's so embarrassing... just a mere cute thing has exposed the essence of useless wood in your group.

Bei Gao: No, I have an idea. Although Your Majesty Xiuxiu is not afraid of heaven and earth, she also has people to be afraid of, but the person she fears most is... the former emperor .

Quincy: Tang Emperor Li Shiming? (The smile is gradually wicked, the corners of the mouth are crazily raised)

Bai Jue: Okay, I understand what you want to say, you can shut up now.

Bei Gao: If you can bring her in front of Li Shiming, everything will be a matter of course. His Majesty the discipline will turn his back on him and drop his armor and surrender with courtesy.

Bai Jue: Beigao, shut up!

Quincy: So, how do you execute a plan like this?The Emperor Tang lived in a simple place these years, and lived in the Baihua Palace for a long time. Although it is not as heavily guarded as the Forbidden City, it is also a vital place. Not everyone can go there, let alone Liu Xiu will not be foolish and obedient. Bar?

Big Whale: No... Don't tell me, Her Highness Princess Qin is really not in the Baihua Palace right now, he is now...

System: Big Whale has been banned for thirty days.

System: The big whale has been unmuted.

Bai Jue: You guys are so presumptuous!

Bei Gao: Big Whale continued to say, don’t be afraid, this old coffee is used to domineering, it’s time to give him a taste!

Bai Jue: I will never cooperate!Your plan is useless without me cooperating with you!

Lingdao: I can taste the taste of fear from this sentence, what do you think, Le Luo?

Le Luo: Reporting to my lord, there must be something strange about this matter... Damn, just looking at it, I know that there is a ghost in the heart of the coffee, and it is related to Li Shiming. I have always suspected that his identity is not normal, could it be...

Ling Dao: Emperor Tang's illegitimate son?

Alex:……

Bei Gao: Ling Dao, Le Luo, you two had better not set foot in the Shenzhou Empire in your life.