A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

He opened the backpack and molded it casually... Why is it so soft, it seems that the fabric is a little rough, and it smells a little fragrant.

Bai Jue pulled out the contents to have a look.

This? Isn't it a maid costume?

"What do you mean!" Bai Jue glared and said angrily, "Don't play me if you don't want to help! Get a maid to pretend to be a dress-up? It's an art for a man to pretend to be a woman, but you have to find a professional Yes!"

"What face do you care about at a time like this! In order to escape, don't you have the slightest awareness to wear a woman's clothes!" Tristan said seriously: "You have to keep calm, imagine! You wear clothes now It’s not a maid outfit, but a war robe! What shame is there for a man to wear a war robe! If you don’t wear it, you can’t even hide it from the guards in front of you!”

jersey?Have you ever seen such a cute jersey!

Bai Jue's expression alternated between green and white, and all kinds of emotions in his heart were intertwined. As a man's instinct, he strongly rejected this kind of thing. Even if he was painted with mud and blood, it would be much easier than putting on this maid outfit.

"Fart your mother! Did you watch Lancelot's women's clothing too much, and your brain circuit has become amazing!" Bai Jue changed his face, and flatly refused: "You are delusional, absolutely impossible! "

"Then you can't go out, and I can't do anything." Tristan crossed his arms and looked up at the bright moon: "It's really sad. Even if I am a knight of the round table, I can't take you out in full view. There is a ban on Buckingham Palace. Empty order."

Bai Jue's expression suddenly became extraordinarily exciting.

To wear, or not to wear, that is a question... To escape, or not to escape, that is also a question.

It hasn't been long since his heartbreak curse broke out, Bai Jue didn't want to have another heartbreak in vain, and now he is very uncomfortable with the weakness all over his body... It's the same for anyone. Strength, but now he has suddenly become the five scum of war, how can he accept it and continue to be vain, he must recover as soon as possible, instead of staying here and continuing to experience more than a dozen heartbreaks.

"I wear……"

After a long time, Bai Jue compromised, he was as pale as a burnt candle, like a pig walking to a slaughterhouse looking at the butcher's blade, with an unlovely expression on his face: "I wear it, but you'd better wear it this way." Don't ever remember what happened tonight."

Cui nodded sadly: "I swear, I didn't see anything tonight."

Holding simple cosmetics and a white wig in his hand, Bai Jue struggled a bit, and changed into a pair for himself, letting himself wear women's clothes, even though it was just a maid's outfit on the outside, it still required a lot courage.

It took him a full five minutes to finish the change with difficulty.

Tristan looked back and subconsciously let out a subtle admiration: "Wow."

Bai Jue is only seventeen years old, [-] meters tall, and has a slender figure, but his muscles are solid, and he looks thin in clothes, but under the cover of this large maid outfit, makeup and wig, he can no longer see the slightest Signs of masculinity, at this time, control the bones of the body to fine-tune and shrink, and the height can be suppressed to about [-] meters, and the Adam's apple can also be covered under the high collar.

In addition, his appearance in normal state is relatively soft, and after growing his hair, his gender is even more blurred.

Of course, with his poor makeup level, it is easy to see through in the sun, but not so easy to see through the prototype in the moonlight.

"Look at your sister." Bai Jue uttered a male voice.

"Well, although the appearance has changed a lot, there is still a problem with the voice. You must keep quiet the whole time and you are not allowed to speak." Tristan said: "Otherwise you will be seen through, unless you can transform."

"No, get out." Bai Jue raised his middle finger: "I'm not a drug girl, get off BB, hurry up, I really want to hit someone right now, you know that!"

"Not yet, you still lack something." Tristan took out a blue ribbon from his backpack and handed it to him: "Put it on."

"...you..." Bai Jue's eyes almost shot out the fire of Nirvana, he coldly took the ribbon and put it on the wig, the blue and white ribbon dilutes his cold temperament, makes his cold pleasure The expression frozen into ice is slightly softer.

At this moment, Tristan could no longer see Bai Jue, and was replaced by a woman in a black and white maid outfit. The long skirt almost fell to the ground, her figure was slightly barren, but her long hair was flowing black, and the hair on the forehead covered the entire forehead. Her eyes are dark, her facial features are correct, she is unsmiling, and her lips are painted with purple lipstick, which gives people a cold and strange feeling. Her skin is slightly pale under the moonlight.

She stood quietly, with her hands folded in front of her body, as quiet as a stone statue, she didn't say a word, but she had an overwhelming sense of presence, if she really wanted to pick out some flaws, it would be the expression on her face It was a little too cold, with a completely stern face, as if he was about to draw his sword to kill someone in the next moment.

I have to say that whether you can wear women's clothes or not depends on your qualifications.

In fact, this is not the first time Bai Jue has dressed in women's clothes. He was also dressed in maid clothes by Altair and the Fireproof Girl before, but it was a joke at home, and he really never went out in women's clothes.

"Well, even acquaintances won't recognize you." Tristan was satisfied. He always felt that he had accidentally created a peerless work, that he could make the savior into a woman's dress, and he must have done a lot of good deeds.

"Let's go." Bai Jue walked forward.

"Wait." Tristan reminded: "Your walking steps are too casual, you must maintain the maid's etiquette, don't stride too far, keep your eyes straight, don't change your expression, and put your hands on your lower abdomen."

"..."

Bai Jue's heart and lungs were about to explode, obviously the curse of heartbreak hadn't happened yet.

But he still followed Cui Sad's instructions, although his movements were still very stiff.

Relying on the cover of the maid outfit along the way, the two passed several checkpoints almost unimpeded, and the guards didn't say much. After all, Tristan is a knight of the round table with a noble status, and they have no right to stop him. They just saw this The strange maid was so beautiful that she couldn't help but take a few more glances.

The two walked forward until they were stopped by a person.

"Mr. Tristan." Gao Wen came from not far away. She was not wearing a knight outfit, but she was dressed a little cooler, with moisture evaporating from her body. It was obvious that she was practicing sword just now: "It's so late, do you want to go out?"

"Gao Wenqing, have you just finished training? You are still working hard as always." Tristan turned around naturally, with a calm demeanor, obviously very good at dealing with Gao Wen, this is not the first time.

"Daily exercise is a compulsory course." Gao Wen asked, "Where are you going so late?"

"Send this lady out." Tristan took the initiative to mention Bai Jue who was trying to reduce his sense of existence.

Bai's expression suddenly became stiff, he closed his lips tightly, and remained silent without saying a word.

"This lady..." Gao Wen looked at Bai Jue. She had never seen this beautiful maid before. While she felt strange, there was also some subtle familiarity. She looked at Bai Jue for a long time, and it was seventy eight seconds.

Bai Jue almost thought that he had revealed his secrets, his face was flushed with shame, and he secretly screamed in his heart that it was terrible, if he was recognized, he would wish to blew himself up on the spot.

When Bai Jue was almost tormented by shame to the point of suicide, Gao Wen said slowly: "This lady seems to be a bit unfamiliar, when is there such a maid in the palace?"

"Actually, she entered here by mistake." Tristan lied without blushing, panting, and heartbeat: "That's why I plan to send her home."

He wasn't nervous at all, Bai Jue became like this, replaced by Her Majesty Elizabeth, she would not be able to recognize it without relying on the principle of sensing heroic spirits, no matter how good Gao Wen's eyes are, she would not believe that Bai Jue could dress up as a woman.

"Really?" Gao Wen didn't have any doubts. Her trust in the Knights of the Round Table made her relax her vigilance. She suggested, "Do you need my help?"

This sentence made Bai Jue, who had just relaxed, tense up again.