A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

August [-], [-] at two thirty.

Sunny weather.

The weather in Suzhou is good, the snacks on the pedestrian street are delicious, the scenery is beautiful, the ladies are beautiful, the handicrafts are beautiful, and the moon is very round.

But the readers in the group call me a pigeon.

To be fair, can this be regarded as a pigeon? I notified a week in advance that I will be a pigeon today. When you thought I was a pigeon, I really did. This is also a kind of not pigeon.

In short, this hatred is written down first.

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Afterwards, a few old friends on the Internet found a corner of the restaurant to chat.

Although they are not at the same table as Li Xiuning and Liu Xiu, but the restaurant is such a small place, eavesdropping is bound to be heard.

"So, the shaman is responsible for my misery now?" Bai Jue crossed his hands and couldn't help but fell into deep thought: "This shaman can probably be used as a graphics card."

"To a certain extent, that's right..." Drink Porridge smiled and said: "However, this is actually your own problem in the final analysis. Your luck is too strong, which covers some problems that should not arise, but once you If your luck is not enough, these unlucky things will immediately backfire... Yours is a life and death disaster, to be honest, if you honestly and wholeheartedly have only one object, you will never have such a tragic situation."

Sister Fa made up her knife and said: "In other words, your legs are too wide open, which is more than air splits. You are stepping on more than a dozen boats, but you only have three legs. Can you capsize?"

Le Luo smiled knowingly: "Sister Fa is still as proficient as ever in her serious and dirty jokes. Hey, I didn't say that, Comrade Bai, you should think about how to survive now. This disaster will not pass for a while."

"I..." Bai Jue thought for a while: "As long as I can return to the coffee shop, all disasters will be resolved! At worst, I will kill myself once now..."

"My friend, life is not easy, and you can do it and cherish it. I hope you don't give up on yourself." Drinking the porridge sighed heartlessly: "Anyway, you have survived, and there are three small disasters to come, just grit your teeth and pass it. Men... There will always be people who encounter this kind of situation, and I haven't seen people who commit crimes, so don't worry."

"Oh? Tell me about it." Bai Jue became interested: "How are they doing?"

"Let me think about it." Drinking porridge counted with his fingers: "One foot stepped on two boats, was stabbed more than a dozen times and was sent to the hospital with minor injuries. After being discharged from the hospital, he was stabbed more than a dozen times. Repeated three times. Alive; one is indecisive and indecisive on six boats, and was finally interrupted by a powerful Bai Fumei with his legs raised at home, and made into meat utensils, it seems to be quite happy; the other is to step on The ten boats were neatly dismembered and put away one by one; there is one more... eh? What are you shaking?"

"No, it's nothing..." Bai Jue said calmly, "I have a cold, and the weather is a bit cold."

"But you're sweating."

"I suddenly feel a little hot." Bai Jue wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

Le Luo laughed wildly and patted the table: "It seems that you are stepping on more than a dozen boats."

"Fart your mother, my business, can you count as stepping on multiple boats! Is it wrong for me to save the world! That's right! Is it wrong for me to save humanity! That's right! It's wrong for me to save the collapsed world Is it right! Is it wrong for me to maintain the peace at sea? That’s right! Is it wrong for me to protect the peace of Heian-kyo? That’s right! Is it wrong for me to destroy the singularity! That’s right!”

Bai Jue slapped the table with a slap, and undisguisedly released the grievances in his heart: "I have worked so hard to protect the world, and this is how you repay me! Huh?"

"How many girls did you flirt with..." Drank the porridge and was stunned: "How many digits are there?"

At first, he thought that Bai Jue was just joking, but now he suddenly suspected that this guy might have flirted with female heroes all over the world.

In a sense, it's true...

"There are no three-digit numbers." Sister Fa snapped her fingers: "But at least ten or more, as far as I know..."

"Sister Fa, do you know again?" Bai Jue stared at Sister Fa with a righteous gaze: "When did you spy on my privacy again?"

"I just did a simple calculation." Sister Fa showed a perfect and professional smile: "Someone in the group has counted, although it is an anonymous count, but I think it is probably done by the big whale... the big whale Ever since I got my wife, I have become more self-confident. I have started to resist the rule of your dog management. Think about how you cheated him before. Now his resistance can be regarded as bottoming out. Where there is oppression, there will be resistance , Come to the end of all hardships."

"Sister Fa, why don't you just tell me if you were sent by the big whale." Bai Jue's eyes were fixed: "I'll leave this sentence here, I! Bai Jue! I will never hand over the management position!"

"You seem to have misunderstood the key point... Their goal is not your management position." Drinking porridge sighed: "Have you been under too much pressure recently and your IQ has dropped, come here, stick your head out, I will give you Come and wake up."

"...What are you doing with a hammer?" Bai Jue asked vigilantly.

"Rejuvenate your brain with a hammer, [-] for a small hammer, [-] for a big hammer, one hammer down to make sure you wake up on the spot." Drinking Porridge said seriously: "The personal test is effective! I heard that's what the cavemen did!"

"Why don't you talk about Peking Man?" Bai Jue said tiredly, "What did I do wrong? Why did it become like this?"

"This is actually easy to understand..." Le Luo Yitong analyzed: "Yes, you did nothing wrong, but in fact you did everything wrong... Your biggest problem is not how many girls you have flirted with, or how many girls No matter how high your favorability is, or how many ignorant girls you have harmed, your biggest mistake is...you are single!"

Le Luo's words suddenly sounded like thunder in his ears.

Are you single... are you single... single... body... ah...

The fat voice of this sentence echoed in the brain.

A word to awaken the dreamer.

"You said that if you find a real girlfriend earlier, you'll be done?"

"If you have an owner, no one will come to talk to you."

"Yes, there are some women in this world who have a special interest in their husbands, but they are a minority after all. There should be very few women who would attack a married man, especially the female heroes, they are proud and arrogant , of course I didn’t bother to argue, so I said—”

Le Luo stretched out his finger and said the decisive line like a schoolboy of death.

"There is only one truth, the sooner you get out of the single, the sooner you get out of the sea of ​​suffering."

Bai Jue stared back at the porridge like a dragon wagging its tail.

"Is what Le Luo said true! As long as I get out of the order! As long as I find a girlfriend! Can I get rid of this life and death disaster! Can I get rid of this 'shaman's curse' debuff state !"

After drinking the porridge, he made a series of contemplative sounds: "Uh, meow, meow..."

He thought left and right, thought back and forth, thought up and down, and finally came to a conclusion.

"You can try."

"Come as you want."