A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"It's nothing, it's just a complicated mood... Da Vinci, Da Vinci, looks like a beautiful girl, but his body is a man." Bai Jue squinted: "I think it's very asymmetrical in every sense."

"Senior... Da Vinci is a real woman."

"What?" Bai Jue turned his head with the expression of a dragon wagging its tail: "Are you joking?"

"No, Mash wasn't joking, I didn't expect the Master to have such a misunderstanding... But I'm not surprised, after all, I appeared in the world in the form of Mona Lisa, but I'm also genuine in history women." Da Vinci walked into the kitchen, and she smiled proudly: "There are not only one or two gender errors in history, who made me an omnipotent genius, and it is very easy to deceive the eyes of ordinary people one thing."

"Although it is shocking to know that you are also a girl in person, you just appeared in front of me so upright... Aren't you afraid that I will send you back to the seat of heroes?" Still the first one, dear Da Vinci!"

"Don't be so angry, Master, you actually earned it." Da Vinci smiled nonchalantly: "So many beautiful girls slept in your arms all night, do you have any dissatisfaction? Is it because you don't feel it at all, so you feel it's not enough, and you have to come for another night?"

"Shut up!" Bai Jue beat the dough frantically with Ola Ola Ola's fist style: "I don't even know how to explain it now!"

"Explain what?"

"Explain last night..."

"No need to explain." Da Vinci raised his index finger: "Everyone just slept through the night willingly. Do you need any special explanation? This is just a game of kings."

"Huh? Game of Kings?"

"Well, this is the rule of the game of kings. Everyone sleeps together for one night. Of course, nothing extra happened." Da Vinci asked strangely: "Everyone has completed the game of kings, that's all. Do you need to explain anything? "

"Emmm..." Bai Jue fell into deep thought again. Is it just a king's game? I asked why they slept together. The relationship turned out to be just a game. This can explain why they don't have the slightest murderous intent. I am worried about the relationship Are you scaring yourself?

All in all, it's time to take a breather.

Bai Jue's tense nerves slowly relaxed, and the danger that threatened his life seemed to be slowly going away, and he showed a relieved expression again.

"Well, I understand, it's not my fault." Bai Jue smiled heartily: "Ahahaha, this is really a good thing, ah, the sky is so blue, the white clouds are so white, Matthew is so cute, even Da Vinci It’s so much more beautiful, the world is so beautiful.”

He felt refreshed all of a sudden.

Matthew's cheeks flushed slightly.

Da Vinci accepted it frankly, and then she asked, "So, have you decided?"

"Decision? Decide on what?" Bai Jue didn't know why.

"When will the wedding be held? I'm already preparing the dowry for Matthew."

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ps1: Just like the title of the chapter, it is impossible to get married if you get married. Even if Bai Jue gets married, you have to be Bai Di's best man before talking about it.

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Originally, Bai Jue planned to vacation in Kyushu Island for a few days. It is a quiet place with beautiful mountains and rivers. It is interesting to go out occasionally and go fishing alone in a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters.

But plans don't always keep up with changes.

He was forced to rush back to the coffee shop after breakfast, and sent the Valkyrie, Heroic Spirit, Magical Girl, Virtuous Wolf, etc. back to the original world before he even had time to explain. VIP.

Girls, especially pretty ones, usually represent trouble.

Even if they are not troublesome themselves, they will always cause a lot of trouble, and if they are troublesome themselves, it will only cause more trouble.

And the most terrible of all these troubles is called the disease called love.

Delicacy is a serious mental illness, which will lead to serious possessive and aggressive desires in the parties.Characters with the character trait of being sick and delicate usually have strong emotions and obsessions that ordinary people cannot understand and agree with a certain phenomenon, and they also use this as a motivation to make extreme behaviors such as showing love, exclusiveness, self-mutilation, and hurting others.

Bai Jue, who is in a peach blossom calamity, knows very well what a terrible experience it is to offend Bingjiao. Fortunately, none of the girls he met has a full body of Bingjiao, but even a little symptom is enough to cause life-threatening.

And the person in front of me is undoubtedly the complete body of Biaojiao, but she looks so normal on the outside, she will not be ill until she meets a specific person, if she meets someone, Biaojiao will show you on the spot .

This silver-haired "true? Nordic Valkyrie" big sister is sitting in the coffee shop drinking apple coffee, her movements are elegant, her posture is approachable, and her every frown and smile is full of everyone's demeanor. With a heroic and unrestrained temperament, she is undoubtedly perfect from the outside.

It's a pity that he is a sick girl.

Bai Di's concubine came here, whether it's a big deal or a minor matter.

Bai Jue has always thought that the clerk is arrogant. This guy has always disliked his integrity. Although he is disgusted on the surface, his body is still very honest and helpful. If he is less arrogant, maybe he won't be able to cultivate so many Come sick.

What is the situation when Tsundere meets Sick?

You are arrogant, your sister is sickly, you think the other is also arrogant, you are arrogant first, you are arrogant, the other side stops smiling, if you are arrogant for a while, the other side is sickly, the other side is sickly, You continue to be arrogant, click, cut off your head with a knife, take it away in a good boat, and continue to be arrogant in your next life.

Of course, the clerk couldn't die, no matter how many times he was hit with a hatchet, he still smiled like a child, so every girl was forced by him to become sickly.

It's just that this one is not acquired, but innate.

Bai Jue wiped the sweat from his forehead, and smiled awkwardly but politely: "Then, um, may I ask Miss Bu why you are here today?"

"It's nothing, I just came to have a cup of coffee..." Brunhilde said, "If I say that, will you feel a little more at ease? Shouldn't you be very clear about why I came here?"

"Emmm, I still hope to make it clear." Bai Jue decided to play a fool and test it out.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, I met Scathach, the two of us had a fight, and she said everything." Brunhilde said lightly: "I even went to see the remains of Paradise, but There are no traces left, even his residual breath has disappeared, there is no trace to be found at all, this is the first time, I think you may know something, so I came here."

"I really don't know where he went." Bai Jue raised his hand and made a poisonous oath: "I swear by someone on my personality, if I lie, I will be tortured to death by dozens of sick people, People and gods learn from each other!"

When swearing, he opened the halo of poisonous milk.

Brunhilde smiled disapprovingly: "Did Bai Di tell you that you and him used to miss each other very much. The two of you have very huge similarities. One is that you both have a relationship with the opposite sex, and the other is You are all good at talking nonsense with your eyes open, I know him very well, so I know you too, what you said just now is undoubtedly a lie, and it is not worth believing."