A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"I'm afraid you have a myocardial infarction! And you? Aren't you a man!"

"What's wrong with the man? Master Bai said that it's a skill for a man to pretend to be a woman! What's wrong with a woman when a man flirts!"

"Hey! I didn't expect Master Bai to say such a thing, why didn't I know!"

"Of course you don't know, that's what he said secretly to Lu Buwei. I barely heard a few lines of the conversation when I stuck to the wall. Master Bai seems to be trying to persuade him to wear women's clothes. I don't know what Master Bai thinks But it makes sense when you hear it, right! He also said that men wearing women's clothes can exercise their sense of shame and improve their learning efficiency!"

"Damn it, is there such a miraculous effect! Since it's what Master Bai said, then I must give it a try!"

"Don't worry, I've asked someone to buy women's clothes, come to my dormitory tonight and have a try?"

"Good! Great good!"

Although the discussion always unknowingly digressed.

But the enthusiasm of the Jixia students spread well.

Although Bai Jue left halfway, the Jixia meeting was still lively and lively until the end.

Meng Ke and Xun Qing also left the meeting midway.

They couldn't calm down, so they went to find where Bai Jue was, and they all wanted to find out.

It's just because there are many onlookers, they didn't take the same path, but searched separately.

Xun Qing went to Neisha.

Meng Ke followed the trail to Jixia's courtyard.

He soon saw that at the top of the atrium, Bai Jue was sitting on the tiles, looking at the bright moon, humming a light tune.

This song.

Call……

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ps1: Originally, I planned to write Love Love, but later I felt that Bai Xuegeng had played it too many times, why don't you give me advice on what songs should be better.

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——Bright moonlight in front of the bed, who bows his head and thinks of his hometown, the starry sky is three thousand feet long, weave it into wings, those who can sing will sing together, if you can't sing, just follow me, this night is bright for us.

——The night is still long, what do you plan to do?

——The dark night gives a light to the people in the dark night, the wings of three thousand feet pluck the moon one by one, the late night poet sings with me, we are la la la la la la, this night is bright for us.

The song Bai Jue sang may not be familiar to everyone.

It's called "Late Night Poet".

Some people may think that it is more appropriate for Bai Jue to sing a love or vixen that is not available for the first time at this time, or it is also good to sing a song called Love and Sadness to show his mood at the moment.

Taking a step back, there are so many love songs in Chinese, so you can choose one or two at random, such as Bubble and Liangliang, isn’t it good?Otherwise, it is also OJBK to imitate a Wang Xingren and sing "A Zhen is in love with A Qiang".

Why did he sing this song? There is actually no important reason. Bai Jue is not the type of person who can sing very well. His singing voice is not particularly good, and his singing skills are not deep or delicate.

In fact, at first Bai Jue planned to sing "March of the Volunteers" or "Serving the Country with Loyalty" to show his patriotism. However, there is no such thing as a celestial dynasty in this era. The Chinese Empire has not been established, and it is useless to sing. , the so-called patriotic complex is actually not recognized by too many people. Zhang Yi is still from the state of Wei. One of the four sons of the Warring States period, Meng Changjun Tian Wen was from the state of Qi and destroyed the state of Qi...

The meaning of patriotism may not be that serious in fact, because the seven countries at this time are all vassal states. The emperor of the Eastern Zhou Dynasty is still there, and the Zhou Dynasty is not considered dead.

Bai Jue stopped singing the national anthem, and he was too lazy to continue to put on a show. He hummed a couple of songs just to adjust his mood.

Meng Ke landed beside him, and also sat on the roof tiles, watching him quietly.

Bai Jue stopped and did not continue singing.

"Why didn't you sing?" Meng Ke moved closer.

"Sing if you want to sing, and sing loudly~ No matter how empty the stage is! One day you will see the waving fluorescent~light~stick~" Bai Jue deliberately sang such a line of lyrics, obviously trying to play tricks.

But Meng Ke didn't mind Bai Jue's fury. He could stand up to prove that he wasn't in a particularly bad mood. Instead, he cooperated and continued to ask: "I can sing if I want to, but why did you leave the table suddenly, Wen?" The meeting isn't over yet, aren't you afraid of being impolite?"

"I heard you say, the sun rises and sets, the rain is unpredictable, the road is full of footsteps, you should get used to it, my sudden self~ swaying, seeing nature clearly~~~cough cough... the high pitch is a bit, um Cough!" Bai Jue almost didn't finish singing.

Meng Ke smiled, and she asked, "What do you mean by your two poems, can you explain it clearly to Senior Sister?"

"If I can do it all over again, I will choose Li Bai, at least I can write poems to make me feel excited and amuse girls~~"

Bai Jue couldn't stop singing this song.

"Teasing a girl?" Meng Ke held his chin, squinted his eyes and asked with a smile, "Which girl are you teasing?"

"The girl across from you, look here, look here, look here~"

"There are so many girls on the opposite side..." Meng Ke knew that Bai Jue sang this way on purpose, so she continued to ask, "Then why did you compose such a poem?"

Bai Jue paused for a while this time, he thought about it, and then he cleared his throat and sang: "It's all the fault of the moon, the moonlight like that is so beautiful and gentle!"

"Well, the moonlight on the Qixi Festival is really beautiful, so it's no wonder that it makes people feel emotional." Meng Ke said silently: "Yun Xiang's clothes and flower Xiangrong... Such beauty, is it to describe Chang'e?"

"Who is Mona Lisa~she~~? Has she ever argued for someone who is right or wrong?"

"Mona Lisa, what kind of strange name is this, you must be fooling me." Meng Ke puffed up her cheeks, and she stretched out her hand to hold Bai Jue's face: "Tell me, who is this poem written for?"

Bai Jue was speechless, feeling complicated.