A Million Survival Laws of the Savior

"It's embarrassing for him, I thought the big whale was bragging, but I didn't expect to bring a ship girl to Mianji... In other words, you are just looking for trouble, how can you bring a Mianji when you have it? Girl, you've lost a lot of money! You've brought the fire-proof girl if you knew it earlier, and the temperament is definitely enough to control the market." Bai Jue felt a huge fluctuation in his heart for a while, and even a little incoherent: "Jealousy makes me jealous. The walls are separated."

After a second, Bai Jue turned around: "It's decided, let's slip through the back door."

Blast it, now charge as Admiral!

It's a pity that he was a step late, and just turned around, there was an exclamation from the back door, as if he had found a life-saving straw: "Coffee!"

"Uncle Ka, labor and capital are apples!" Bai Jue turned his head and raised his middle finger, then he was stunned, covering his face and scolding: "Meow's quilt!"

"Sure enough, it's coffee!" The whale was pleasantly surprised, strode up, stretched out his hand, and seemed to be going for a gay hug.

"Stop, stop!" Bai Jue reached out his hand to stop him, and said with a serious face, "Who are you?"

"Me! It's me! Don't you know me?" The boy pointed to his face: "Big whale!"

"Oh? Is that the peerless lolicon who claims to have three wives and four concubines with seven or eight online dating objects?"

"Hey!" Zheng Wenqian gasped, "How can you contaminate my innocence out of thin air!"

"You don't need to be dirty, you've been innocent for a long time." Bai Jue's expression was indifferent, and he continued to talk nonsense: "Why, is the one in the back your new friend?"

Miss Zhenyuan smiled sweetly and blinked: "Yes, Wen Qian and I are very good friends."

Zheng Wenqian looked at Bai Jue with pleading eyes - please shut up!The gunner she was referring to was the one who stuffed me into the barrel of the gun and shot me into the trench!

Bai Jue completely ignored the many years of broken friendships on the Internet, showing a surprised expression: "Really, this is the first time you have changed? Let me count, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, ninety... ...Give me two fingers." After speaking, he put the whale's fingers into a six-character shape: "Six six six, buddy."

"Shut up, I'm still a virgin!" Zheng Wenqian couldn't help it: "You know what a virgin! My family's martial arts can't be broken before the sixth level!"

Bai Jue patted him on the shoulder: "If you don't bring a young lady, I'll believe it... Do you know that I'm heartbroken at the moment? Let me tell you, it's wrong for you to show off like this. One day, you will die of hatchet and domestic violence, you know, an inch of harem is worth an inch of blood, and an inch of blood cannot buy an inch of harem."

Zheng Wenqian understood and gave a thumbs up: "No problem, isn't this what you have been pursuing most in your life?"

"Since you know that I'm a professional, just believe me." Bai Jue lowered his voice: "This girl is definitely a sick aircraft carrier... You are blessed!"

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Chapter 69 Delicate Control, Lolicon, Ship Woman

Zhenyuan is not an aircraft carrier, she is a battleship, and it is the kind that is especially good in battleships. The melee artillery fighting skills that reach the realm of transformation are invincible in the navy, even if it is a heroic spirit who liberates the second-order spiritual foundation. I can only open with her three or seven.

Zheng Wenqian has mixed feelings in his heart. There is such a capable ship girl. As a commander, if you ask him if he can open a forest, of course he will.

However, this ship girl is not only satisfied with the relationship between top and bottom, but also wants to develop a relationship that is easy to understand. She has a soft spot for him, not only strongly intervenes in his personal life, but also intends to turn him from lolicon to royal sister party. , the most tragic thing is that he can't beat him at all, and can only be exploited in pain and happiness.

I was dizzy all day, unable to extricate myself.

When Zhenyuan went to make tea for the two of them, Zheng took the opportunity to spit out bitterness to Bai Juekuang, and talked about the painful experiences over the years. He wanted to dig out his heart and let him see how wronged he was.

"So, do you understand my pain? If you're sick and spoiled, just take her away, Master!" The whale covered his head and begged a certain white in a sad tone, hoping to get a chance.

Bai Jue looked at this old friend on the Internet with compassion, and felt the same way, the experience of the two was surprisingly similar: "What you said is very reasonable, I sympathize with you in a certain sense, after all, you suddenly woke up. I understand what it feels like to be found on the pirate ship and be designated as a scapegoat..."

"I knew you were trustworthy! Comrade Coffee!" Zheng was so excited, as if he was about to get out of trouble.

"You're too happy, I didn't finish speaking... I only have one sentence." Bai Jue changed his words, spread his hands and shook his head: "who care?"

Who cares that you are imprisoned by a sick girl?Besides, this is not a bad thing, but a reward, right?

A certain white face doesn't care: "You are in the bliss and don't know the bliss, it's just because you are in this mountain, although I'm a sick person, but I also have principles, I can't do this thing, take a step back Yan, I have always thought that your lolicon is a disease and needs to be cured, isn't it? Compulsory therapy has come to you, isn't it good to enjoy the welfare, you are so short of a forgiveness hat?"

"Is it wrong to love Loli? You didn't say that at the beginning!" One sentence made the big whale's smile solidify on his face, and he cried and said: "What about sharing weal and woe? It was agreed that we will never leave and be each other's angels. What? They agreed to be perverted gentlemen together to guard the last piece of pure spiritual land!"

"I didn't say it." Bai Jue rolled his eyes: "Your brain supplement ability is getting stronger and stronger."

"You can't give up on me like this, my biggest dream in my life is to find a legal loli to marry and give birth to a monkey!" Zheng Wenqian said frantically: "Is my dream so stranded? My life is so ruined. !"

"What are you afraid of? As long as you are not afraid of death, it is a big deal to split two boats." Bai Jue thoughtlessly came up with a bad idea: "As your naval governor, it will not be difficult to get a lady's document in the future, so that you can be fair and open. The harem has opened, isn't the destroyer just to your taste?"

"I really did this. When I woke up the next day, my little friend was probably going to disappear." Zheng Wenqian said with a sad face: "The more you say that, the more I feel that I have nowhere to go. Pushed to a dead end."

"Hahaha." Bai Jue smiled, like a child: "When did you have the illusion that you still have a way out in front of the sick girl?"

"Your words are the most inhuman comfort I have ever heard!" The big whale roared.

The two naturally stopped chatting here, and they did not continue because the Zhenyuan ship had already come up with a teapot. As long-lost friends, they naturally knew each other's temperament... Both of them were first-class jokes. Compared to a slut, he will never take the initiative to die when he should be counseled.

Zheng Wenqian smelled the overflowing tea aroma, praised the craftsmanship of the Zhenyuan ship, and immediately changed the subject: "Speaking of which, you are not surprised at all, you obviously didn't believe it in the group before."

"The real person is here, and I can't be fake. I don't want to believe it because the gap between reality and virtuality is too big." Bai Jue looked at the two of them and meant something: "But it's not enough to start doubting life... It seems that I There are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers in this group.”

"It's just a coincidence, it's just a coincidence. Who knows if Bei Gao is bragging about himself, a student of Jixia, and his identity is not lower than mine." Zheng Wenqian was also uncertain, after all, the mask of the virtual network did not match the real identity.

"I hope so. In fact, no matter how high or low your status is, I don't care very much." Bai Jue relaxed: "I was an old friend before knowing my true identity. Now it's meaningless to care so much."

Zheng Wenqian loosened his fingers a little, and let go of the slightly cramped and nervous expression, and said cheerfully: "Yes, don't worry about it so much... It's too cheap to deliberately hide and pinch old friends when they meet. "

"Yeah." Bai Jue squinted: "After all, you have all released yourselves on the Internet. I have a deep understanding of what kind of sluts you are in essence. Even if you wrap a coat of power and wealth on the outside, you are actually still gold and jade. In the midst of the external failure, the slut and the perverted internal and external are perpetually circulated."

Student Zheng's expression collapsed: "Hey! It was very touching just now! Did you just demolish the platform like this?"

"I was originally an atmosphere destroyer and a cold field emperor." Bai Jue said lightly: "Do you think I'm complimenting you? Thinking too much, of course I'm correcting your shortcomings, just the black history of each of you, I have a whole bunch of screenshots in my hand, including your embarrassing declarations..."

When he said this, Bai Jue vaguely noticed a strange light in the eyes of Miss Zhenyuan.

Very good... The black history can be sold at a high price and make a small profit without any effort. This is the vision of a businessman!