Acg Male Lead is My Trumpet

She sneered when she was poked at the sore spot and hugged her barren chest.

"A human like you may be the kind of person that the saying goes? You don't know how to keep any taste, you only know how to work hard and walk hard for the meager salary and the look of your boss - that's right, it's not Is there a word specially prepared for people like you?"

"Social animal."

"Well, what are you doing in the next society?"

Bai Fan nodded with a smile.

The weak sarcasm of the other party is like a breeze blowing on a boulder, and it can't make any movement.

Seeing Bai Fan's expression of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, Wugeng Liuli's face flushed red, and he sneered one after another.

"Fool!"

"Aren't you wearing contact lenses today?"

"Fool!"

"Aren't you wearing contact lenses today?"

"Your ape-like brain can only organize such a useless counterattack, right? Can't you let me see your man's side? You virgin."

"Ah."

Bai Fan nodded, and while he took over the stewing pot completely, he leaned against Wugeng Liuli's ear——

"So you didn't wear contact lenses today?"

He is stronger than he is, and the breeze blows the mountains.

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Chapter 27 撸x即正义！（求收藏！）

what!This guy! ! !

Gee...

Wugeng Liuli clenched her teeth tightly, wishing she could punch Bai Fan in the face.

But when she looked at Bai Fan's house, a light flashed in her mind.

correct!

Why didn't I take the opportunity to be a guest at Bai Fan's house, and take out all the small books that only men could read, which he had hidden under the bed, and piled them up in front of Bai Fan, tearing his self-esteem and letting him know what real revenge is. ?

"By the way, it's a rare opportunity, won't you invite me in to sit down?"

Wugeng Liuli pointed to the door, and asked with a calm expression on the surface.

"Huh?" Bai Fan had some surprises.

Unexpectedly, Wugeng Liuli offered to come and sit in her house.

To be honest, it's not a big problem to invite the black cat to visit his room. After all, he is here, and there is no way to entangle the girl with grudges.

If it was said that before today, Bai Fan would definitely not allow Wugeng Liuli to enter his home, but now he has such a powerful weapon as death qi, and Jiujia coconut has long been ignored by him.

Although Bai Fan never cared much about the two more guests in his room.

"Allow me to refuse."

Bai Fan didn't want to be involved in any extraneous relationship with the girls, so it was already very good to maintain a pure neighbor relationship.

"Hey? What's wrong with just going in and taking a look?"

The black cat leaned forward and covered the corners of his mouth with his palms when he let out a 'hohoho' laughter.

"Could it be that you are hiding something indescribable under the bed? Really, that's why you say virgins."

"is it?"

Bai Fan narrowed his eyes.

"Let's not talk about whether I'm a virgin or not, let's just say that there are people in this world who keep a small notebook under the bed. Isn't it popular to store in a USB flash drive?"

"Tsk tsk, really, do you work hard in a place like this?"

Wugeng Liuli laughed even more.

"Since I'm still a virgin, and I haven't done anything wrong to society, isn't it normal to express my inner desires? Isn't it common for normal men to masturbate?"

Bai Fan not only didn't feel ashamed, but instead analyzed Wugeng Liuli seriously.

"Look, an ordinary man only uses masturbation and does not force other women. In fact, masturbation saves the woman who might be raped, right? In other words, masturbation eliminates potential Criminal. If you think so, isn't it justified?"

Why does Lu X have to be told by others?Isn't it just a matter of licking X?

"You, you, you, you—how can you..."

How can you be so shameless! ! !

"What do you say to a middle school student who keeps licking X and X! You bastard!"

The black cat stammered loudly.

"It's just normal human physiology."

Bai Fan reached out his hand indifferently and put his palm on his waistband.

"You, you, you, you, what are you going to do?!"

"What are you going to do?"

Bai Fan smiled.

"What do you think I should do?"

As he spoke, he stretched out a hand to face the air back and forth.

Mum ah ah ah! ! ! !

"You pervert!!!!"

The whole person was like a frightened kitten, Wugeng Liuli stepped back.

She has no intention of entering Bai Fan's house now.

Instead, he has a physical disgust for Bai Fan's 'criminal reserve'.

"Hmph, virgin."

Bai Fan enjoyed Wugeng Liuli's contemptuous gaze, and said with a complacent look.

"Remember to return the saucepan after you use it up! You don't need to wash it!"

Wugeng Liuli announced loudly about ten meters away from Bai Fan.

Let this guy wash the pot, I don't know what other disgusting things will happen.

"That's why I say this kind of virgin."

With a big laugh, Bai Fan returned to his home with the iron pot.

Taking out the bowls and chopsticks, there was a smile on his face, but now the smile has disappeared without a trace.

"System, that time just now, it should completely make the black cat hate me."

"Er... Indeed, there is an indelible impression of loathing..."

The faint sound of the system sounded.

"Host, are you trying to deliberately leave a bad impression on the other party and avoid the incident where the inexplicable increase in favorability like Ms. Makase Kurisu did?"

Wouldn't it make you feel uncomfortable?

Obviously you want to make a good impression on these girls, right?

Even if you can't be a lover, at least you don't want to be the object of their hatred.

"Why, I just simply want to vent those dark emotions in my heart. You see, after being reborn for so many lives, there will always be times when I have to vent, and I can't keep it in my heart all the time."

Bai Fan raised his head, his expression was calm, and his voice was hearty.

But under the system's meticulous observation, Bai Fan's fingers were tightly gripping the wooden chopsticks.

The mood is still not as calm as it seems.

The system sighed silently in its heart.

I feel that the host will continue to live under a lot of pressure in this life.

But this is Bai Fan's own choice.

Humans are really contradictory creatures. Even after more than a hundred reincarnations, the system found that he had never seen clearly what his host was thinking.

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"Unbelievable! Really unbelievable!"

Unbelievably widened his black pupils, Wugeng Liuli stared at the ceiling and slammed his pillow angrily.

This is a very rare behavior for a housekeeping woman like a black cat.

After all, she cherishes things very much at ordinary times, and she also loves some animation peripherals. When encountering fan works and trinkets that she likes, she will hesitate again and again, and take care of her props with heart.

A thing always needs to be used and can't be used. This is a matter of course for Wugeng Liuli who works in many old bookstores.

But today she was so angry that she slammed on the pillow, and one could imagine how much Bai Fan had done to her.

but--

"It's so unnatural."

Wugeng Liuli buried her head under the pillow and muttered.

So unnatural.

Even if Bai Fan behaves normally, his speech and behavior are the same as usual, and even the topic of licking X was brought up by her black cat, but it is still too unnatural.

Just as Bai Fan knew Wugeng Liuli, Wugeng Liuli knew Bai Fan very well for no reason.

He is definitely not a man who casually said those irritating and obscene words to himself.