Naruto's Shameless Teacher

"I'm hungry... Do you have anything to eat?"

Chen Feng couldn't help laughing.

Chapter 0089 The first trial - failure

The four major things in life are eating, drinking, and drinking. Even a goddess has to eat, drink water, and... forget it, the latter is a bit detrimental to the goddess' recruitment.

But Kaguya Hime is a real goddess, she really needs to eat and drink.

Although he is the guardian of the sacred tree, he is not a tree and cannot photosynthesize, so he naturally needs to eat and drink.

It's just that it is exactly the same as that dignified and princess-like temperament-she is too embarrassed to want it!

"Are you hungry?" Chen Feng said with a smirk.

"I haven't eaten since morning, so I'm naturally hungry." At this time, Kaguya Ji finally stopped talking to you and shutting my mouth like when she just arrived. Although the holy breath remained unchanged, she was indeed approaching. The human taste.

"Oh?" Chen Feng smiled meaningfully, the laughter made Kaguya Ji very unnatural.

"You sent away their group of food delivery people, why can't you make up for me with a meal?" Kaguya Ji wrinkled her nose, rarely dissatisfied.

But having said that, although Kaguya Ji's hearing is not as good as Chen Feng's, she will never ignore such a big movement outside. She heard Chen Feng casually dismissing the emperor and others who came to deliver food, and she cooperated well. sing a different tune.

This is very face-saving, so can the food that should come from the emperor come from you?

"Want to eat, right? Well, I'll prepare one for you." Chen Feng smiled lightly, then mentioned the unconscious wild goose that he had just shot down, and shook his hand casually.

"The meat of wild geese is actually delicious, but the condiments here are not very rich, so we can simply grill it."

Chen Feng squinted his eyes, and said with a smirk, "How about it, do you want to eat?"

Wild goose meat is actually delicious, especially in ancient China, wild goose was endowed with many meanings.

Well, for example, when proposing marriage, the man brings geese to the woman's house.The ancients regarded geese as a gift, and they took them from north to south at any time without losing their integrity, which means that when they do not take away women...

But Chen Feng didn't smirk because of this, he stared straight at Kaguya Ji's face with cold eyes under that chuckle.

Yes, do you eat?

Wild geese are also creatures, and you, who are willing to die for my happiness, will not eat meat because of this?Live the life of an ascetic monk?

At the same time, it was also sealed in advance, Chen Feng immediately said: "I must follow behind you, and I can't hit other things, only the birds flying around in the sky are the best choices, and I don't have anything else Do you know if you can eat—"

But before the words finished, Hui Yeji said: "Okay, just eat this wild goose."

Chen Feng's words came to an abrupt end, and he almost couldn't breathe.

"What's the matter?" Kaguya Ji asked in confusion, seeing Chen Feng's appearance that he almost didn't come up out of breath.

"No...it's nothing." Chen Feng coughed several times before switching over, and then asked Kaguya Ji suspiciously, "Why can you eat these meats?"

"Why can't I eat meat?" Kaguya Ji was even more confused than Chen Feng.

"No, I was just thinking, you see you can kill yourself for my happiness, so why can you still eat meat? This is also a living creature!"

Chen Feng shook the wild goose in his hand, because he preserved the activity of the wild goose and didn't make excuses for Kaguya Ji, he only stunned it, instead of killing it or roasting it directly.

However, Kaguya Ji looked at Chen Feng with... a bit strange, the corner of her mouth twitched, and she muttered softly.

"A wild goose is a wild goose, and a man is a man. How can the two be confused?"

Chen Feng vomited blood directly: "Pfft!!!"

He tried his best, but in the end he gave such an indifferent answer, and Kaguya Ji looked at Chenfeng with strange eyes.

"It seems that I really have a big enemy. I can easily deal with other women like Tsunade, Terumi Mei, and Xianglin. Why can't it be you?" Chen Feng smiled wryly and shook his head. He also knew the reason.

Whether it is Tsunade, Terumi Mei, or Xianglin, Chenfeng is alone in their camp. For example, Tsunade and Chenkaze are Konoha together, and Terumimei is the country of water, although they are not the same country. But not hostility.

Xianglin even defected by himself. It can be said that it is exactly the same as the non-camp, and Chenfeng has no other concerns at all.

As for Kaliuluo and Ye Cang in Sand Ninja Village, they are Chenfeng's captives, so it goes without saying.

But this time is different, Kaguya Ji is the enemy that Chenfeng must kill, if she is not killed, Tsunade and the others will not be safe!

Although she is very beautiful, Chen Feng never takes pity on her, as long as she breaks the sanctity of facing Chen Feng, she doesn't need any conditions at all.

"It sounds like this, why do I feel like I'm a devil who tempted a saint of light to fall?" Chen Feng was startled suddenly, and then laughed again.

Well, indeed, in terms of the nature of single-round jobs, the two of us are pretty much the same.

Seeing Chen Feng's inexplicable smile, Kaguya Ji couldn't help frowning, and turned her head away in doubt.

But at this time, her stomach suddenly made a small, but clearly audible sound.

gollum...

Kaguya Ji's face turned red immediately, and Chen Feng laughed even more.

"Okay, let me show you my craft first?"

Perhaps in this kind of fit, Chen Feng will feel that the adaptability of ninjas is really good, even the rich masters and princesses of ninjas have to learn the ability to survive.

If it's a samurai, there are quite a few samurai, especially those of noble birth, who don't even have the slightest ability to take care of themselves when they are alone, let alone how to do it.

With a chuckle, Chen Feng quickly plucked the geese's feathers, seasoned them, set up a fire, skewered them with wooden sticks, and then the barbecue began.

Kaguya Ji also moved her lotus steps lightly, and sat down slightly not far from Chenfeng, her fair face was shone by the shadow of the flame.

There seemed to be a half-smile on the corner of his mouth.

Chapter 0090 A Laugh With Different Meanings

Time passed, and a week passed in a blink of an eye.

Chen Feng and Kaguya Ji have been in the motherland for a week, and they hunt casually every day, barbecue casually, and cook something else occasionally.

Fortunately, Chenfeng's ninja practice is very perfect, and Naruto's full-time instant noodle skills will not appear, otherwise it would be a bit difficult for the two of them to spend a week like this.

However, under Chen Feng's deliberate indulgence, a rumor spread all over the surrounding countries.

The goddess came to the motherland and blessed the motherland!

This rumor was originally a combination of the goddess and the emperor of the motherland, but it seemed to be changed under the action of a huge external force. In addition, Chen Feng, who blocked the door of Kaguya Ji, did not pay attention to the emperor at all, and put it away several times. Outside the door, this makes people in the motherland know that the two have nothing to do with each other.

As for foreign countries, it seems to be clear.

"Damn it! Who ruined my plan?" The Son of Heaven yelled coldly with a gloomy face and frowning brows.

He originally planned to spread the rumor of the marriage between the goddess and himself, and then he also attacked Kaguya Ji himself, but unfortunately it was corrected before it spread out, and with the facts in front of him, it was easy for the surrounding countries to inquire about it to the facts.

As a result, Tiannv's affairs in the motherland were exposed very well, but his purpose failed!

What's more - he got nothing now!

Apart from the house where Kaguya Ji and Chen Feng had no connection with him, even if he wanted to attack Kaguya Ji, he still needed a chance to meet him, right?

The rough warrior and the emperor's guards looked at each other, even they didn't expect the emperor to get nothing, that scheming emperor...

"Lord Son of Heaven! Lord Son of Heaven!"

Suddenly, there was an anxious report from outside.

"En? Come in!" the emperor said with a cold snort.

Da da da.

With the sound of anxious footsteps, a soldier ran over in panic, knelt down on one knee and reported, "Report to the Son of Heaven, Minister Suzaku and Minister Xuanwu from the other country ask to see you!"

"Minister Suzaku and Minister Xuanwu?"

The rough warrior and the guard looked at each other, and said in unison: "The visitor is not kind!"

The other country is a country adjacent to the motherland, but the military power of the other country is extremely strong, more than twice as strong as the motherland, and it has always been in the role of bullying others.

Even if there is nothing to do with them, they can find out some problems, not to mention that the conflicts between the two neighboring countries are not small.

The rough warriors and the emperor's guards suddenly became serious. For a small country, this is a time when the survival of the country is at stake.

However, contrary to their serious attitude, the emperor laughed out loud when he heard the words.

"Hahahaha, this is a good opportunity!"

The rough warrior and the guards looked at each other. If it wasn't for the fact that the motherland was originally a small country that had grown stronger under the control of the emperor, they would have beaten the laughing man out at this time.

When we live and die, can you laugh like this?

"Dare to ask my lord, why are you laughing?" The rough warrior hesitated for a while and asked with his hands clasped.

The emperor chuckled: "I'm laughing because of this opportunity, which is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!"

"Opportunity?" The two were even more puzzled.

The Son of Heaven smiled proudly: "Don't worry, I can deal with the people from the other country in the future, not only that, we may have even greater gains!"

Chen Feng closed his eyes and rested at the door of Hui Ye Ji, and Hui Ye Ji stayed at home as usual, not moving a single step, but she had the demeanor of an ancient lady.

"Huh?" Chen Feng suddenly opened his eyes, watching the emperor trot with a group of people in front of him.

"Dare to ask the guardian envoy, is the goddess free?" the emperor asked, clasping his hands.

The guardian envoy is also the title of Chen Feng.

"Well, what's the matter with you, Lady Tiannv is very busy." Chen Feng chuckled lightly, using ambiguous words to fool him, as he did before.

If you're not busy, you want to see Kaguya Hime?Don't even think about it!My Lady is very busy!

However, this time the Son of Heaven did not engage in a verbal confrontation with Chen Feng as usual, but instead said anxiously: "That's right, Minister Suzaku and Minister Xuanwu from the other country came to our motherland, and the relationship between our two countries is not counted." Very well, I fear they will take the opportunity to make unreasonable demands on our country."

As he said that, he bowed and fell deeply: "I also hope that the Lord Tiannv will sit in the town to avoid the loss of people in my motherland!"

"Please, my lord, help me!"

"Don't let people from that country bully us!"

A group of 'drag' behind said indignantly.

"Oh, this, you and the other country—" Chen Feng refused without even thinking about it. Do you have anything to do with us?

If ordinary people help me, then I will definitely repay you, but you obviously have a conspiracy, why should I help you?