I Brush Attributes from Ghosts
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"The reason why you can be included in the Poké Ball, is there any need to say, you are Pokemon, have you heard of Ghost-type Pokémon? You are Ghost-type Pokémon-zombies!"
Ding!The three zombies are unbelievable, what did the host say? !Are we Pokemon? !attribute +3
Everyone in the Yao family was equally confused and suddenly looked at the cousin.
Everyone's eyes were the same, and they were asking about the cousin.
"Zombies are Pokemon?"
They do know that this cousin is a nerd, a nerd who loves animation.
Facing the eyes of everyone, my cousin was stunned and didn't know what to say, because this was beyond his cognition.
But he didn't want to keep silent, because this was his last chance to show off his status as a dead house.
Immediately, he responded.
"Pokemon do have ghosts."
The three zombies froze in place, looking at Wang Ping in disbelief.
They are zombies who have just become zombies, and they don't know the world of exorcising ghosts at all, so they are deeply shocked by Wang Ping's words and subconsciously believe them.
After all, they were indeed collected by the Poké Ball.
Ding!Three zombies are doubting life, we are Pokemon, attribute +3
Not only the three zombies shocked his identity, but everyone in the Yao family was also shocked.
God!The zombies turned out to be Pokemon!
Thinking of this, everyone seemed to think of something, and their faces changed wildly.
The second grandpa and the others turned into zombies, and the zombies are Pokemon, doesn't that mean.
Second Grandpa and the others became Pokemon!
oh my gosh!
When everyone was shocked, Wang Ping took out another poke ball from his pocket and threw it at one of the three zombies.
"Go, Master Ball!"
bang.
The poke ball hits the zombie, as before, the zombie is taken in, the poke ball shakes a few times, and the red light disappears.
Dead silence, the audience was dead silent.
Everyone in the Yao family stared wide-eyed, dumbfounded.
He was confiscated again, the uncle was confiscated by the poke ball...
Seeing the uncle being subdued, the third uncle was so shocked that he could not speak, and he couldn't help muttering to himself.
"My brother has become a Pokemon, my brother has become a Pokemon, and he was subdued!"
Faced with Wang Ping throwing the poke ball unexpectedly, the remaining two zombies were terrified.
At this time, Wang Ping opened his arms and said to the two zombies.
"Come on, become my Pokemon, I will train you into the strongest ghost-type elves, fight all gyms, and win all gym badges."
"You don't have to be afraid, I'm a very strong Pokémon trainer, not Xiaozhi's kind who hasn't won a league championship in twenty years."
"Ask why, because I am the man who is destined to become a Pokémon master!"
Ding!Two zombies fear, no!We want to be wild pokemon, we don't want to be bound, attribute +2
Wang Ping took out a poke ball again.
Seeing this, the two zombies were terrified.
Ding!The two zombies were trembling, fleeing frantically, trying to avoid the host's elf ball, attribute +2
Suddenly, everyone saw a strange picture.
Wang Ping threw poke balls one after another, and the two zombies ran wildly, dodging left and right to avoid the poke balls, and Wang Ping uttered his voice from time to time.
"Where are you running! Be a good Pokemon!"
"Watch the ball!"
Not long after, there were two bangs.
Ding!The moment the two zombies were put into the poke ball was extremely frightening, no!I don't want to play gym, attribute +2
As the two zombies were collected into the elf ball, all four zombies were accepted by Wang Ping.
In this regard, the audience was dead silent, and the Yao family had complex expressions.
My second grandfather and uncle became Mr. Wang Ping's Pokemon.
At this moment, a picture appeared in their minds, a picture that was extremely painful.
It was in a gymnasium, and Wang Ping yelled, "I decided to use you, zombie!"
Then Wang Ping threw a poke ball and let out their second grandfather, who was fighting with Pikachu in the gymnasium, screaming to the sky
All the members of the Yao family were in pain and filled with emotion. They didn't notice that the cousin of the Yao family, who claimed to be a dead house, was trembling, excited, and muttering to himself.
"Pokémon are real, exist, oh my god, Pokémon are real, zombies are Pokemon."
This cousin was very excited, looking at Wang Ping with bright eyes, his heart was extremely excited.
He was thinking whether he should ask Wang Ping for a Poké Ball to subdue the Pokemon, and then embark on the path of a Pokémon Master.
At this time, the cousin has already started to crooked, frantically praising himself over there, almost to orgasm.
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In Longshan County, Xiangchu Province, China, on the Yao family's cemetery.
After subduing the four zombies, Wang Ping did not leave in a hurry.
"Mr. Wang Ping?" Third Uncle asked softly, with doubts.
Unlike before, the third uncle now admires Wang Ping and is in awe. After seeing Wang Ping's method of exorcising ghosts, he dare not speak loudly at all.
One thing is for sure, now that Wang Ping asked the third uncle to go east, he would never dare to go in other directions, and even dared not finish farting in front of Wang Ping at once, and had to fart intermittently, for fear of farting too loudly.
From the looks of Yao's family, they were also confused.
Haven't the zombies been wiped out?Why is Mr. Wang Ping still not leaving?
Wang Ping walked towards the fifth coffin without saying a word. Seeing this, everyone's expressions changed wildly and they turned pale with fright.
They suddenly remembered that Wang Ping only caught four zombies, but there were five coffins, which meant there was one zombie?
Either swallowing saliva with difficulty, or shaking hands quietly together, everyone stared nervously at the fifth coffin.
That's Grandpa's coffin.
Not long ago, the oldest elder of the Yao family was also the first among the six people who died recently.
At the same time, Wang Ping walked to the coffin.
He tapped lightly on the coffin board.
"Hello, is anyone here? The 38 yuan low-quality masturbation cup you bought has been delivered, please check it."
The Yao family: "..."
coffin:"……"
Ding!The zombie in the coffin trembled, and did not dare to respond to the host, fearing that the coffin would be uncovered and subdued into an elf, attribute +1
The system prompt sounded in his mind, and Wang Ping smiled.
In fact, as early as the five coffins were dug out, Wang Ping, Zhang Hao and others felt that the five coffins all had corpse aura, especially the coffin that Wang Ping was knocking on now, the corpse aura was the strongest.
Apparently, this grandfather of the Yao family was the first to become a zombie, and he was also the smartest.
Zombies are also ghosts, afraid of the sun, only dare to come out at night, and just become zombies, only wake up after 12 o'clock in the evening.
However, the zombie Grandpa Yao was an exception. He was no longer an ordinary zombie because he killed five people in a row.
When the Yao family was digging the grave at night, the grandfather of the Yao family had already woken up, but he didn't run out. He wanted to see what was going on, but the Yao family would come to dig them in the evening.
It was his thought that saved his life.
Although he was lying in the coffin, he could hear the movement outside. Through the cracks in the coffin boards, he saw Wang Ping using the poke ball to collect the zombies.
At that moment, the grandpa of the Yao family was trembling, how could he dare to come out, he just lay his corpse in the coffin, trying to be a quiet dead person, and at the same time he silently said in his heart, "I'm already dead, I'm already dead, I'm not a zombie, I'm a dead person" crazy Self-hypnotize yourself.
However, he didn't know that he was discovered by Wang Ping and others early on.
Boom boom boom!
Wang Ping knocked on the coffin board again.
"Hello, I'm checking the water meter, please open the coffin board."
Ding!Grandpa Yao's zombie egg hurts, check your sister, I am a coffin, a chicken water meter is installed in the coffin, attribute +1
"Hello, I'm the one who provides the sauna in the community. I'll send you a female zombie, the kind with big buttocks. Open a coffin. I'll send the female zombie in now."
Ding!Grandpa Yao's zombie self-hypnosis, he is sealed in the coffin, can't get out, can't get out, attribute +1
There was no movement in the coffin, Wang Ping didn't take it seriously, and continued.
"Come out, there is a Chinese New Year discount, as long as you come out and shout, you can immediately exchange for a top-quality coffin made of sandalwood, with built-in air conditioning, color TV, and wireless wifi."
"Come out, the zombie king is going to call all the zombies for a meeting, and Ma Xiaoling is here, come out and see Ma Xiaoling."
The Yao family watched Wang Ping talk to the coffin happily.
Although there was no movement in the coffin, they knew that Grandpa must be inside the coffin.
At this moment, Yao's family was very distressed, Wang Ping was molesting the dead elders in front of them, the key is that they can't force them, and they even have to hope that Wang Ping will quickly molested the elders to reveal their coffins.
After a long while.
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