I Brush Attributes from Ghosts

"Uh..." Shangguan Jianguo swallowed the words he was about to blurt out, and stared at Wang Ping with wide eyes.

Mr. Wang Ping, your slap in the face is too fast, it's a second!

Everyone paid attention to Wang Ping.

Wang Ping said with a smile: "It's easy to distinguish, you can just smell the smell of ghosts."

Shangguan Jianguo's face was confused: "How do you smell it?"

"How do you smell it? Of course you should go up and smell it with your nose." Wang Ping said bluntly.

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched.

Are you fucking kidding me, sniff?

Are you a ghost exorcist?

The corners of Shangguan Jianguo's mouth twitched, he couldn't laugh or cry, why did Mr. Wang Ping say something like a drug-sniffing dog, who went up and sniffed to know whether there were drugs.

Drug dogs smell drugs, ghost exorcists smell ghosts, and so on!What are you thinking, ghost exorcists are human beings!

Wang Ping did not entertain the crowd, and said solemnly.

"It's like judging a drunkard and a burnt ghost. A drunkard has a strong smell of alcohol, and a burnt ghost has a burnt smell, so the ghost has a smell. In fact, this method can be used to distinguish which country the ghost comes from. Just smell it. Just do it."

"For example, if you go up to smell the ghost, if the ghost smells like pickles, don't worry about it. It must be a ghost from Bangzi Kingdom, because Bangzi Kingdom likes to eat pickles, and the smell of pickles is naturally very strong."

"Of course, if you can smell the severe smell of hyaluronic acid and silicone on the ghost, it is probably also a ghost from Bangzi Kingdom."

"By analogy, if the ghost smells like curry, it must be from the Three Kingdoms of India."

"If a ghost's hands smell like shit, it must be from Thailand."

"If an oni smells like sushi, it must be an island country."

Quiet, all quiet.

Shangguan Jianguo and the others were dumbfounded, and there was a kind of speechless rebuttal.

Thinking carefully about Wang Ping's words, Old Chen said in shock, "I, Cao, why do I think what Wang Ping said is so reasonable."

Lao Ling glanced at Lao Chen and patted him on the shoulder.

"Old Chen, you are not the only one who thinks it makes sense. Not only do I think it makes sense now, I even want to find a ghost to smell it."

As the words sounded, Shangguan Jianguo, Chu Lili, Zhang Yan and others all looked at the old spirit.

I Cao!It turns out that we are not the only ones who want to find ghosts and smell them.

The next moment, everyone looked sideways at Wang Ping.

"Look at me, is what I said unreasonable?" Wang Ping said.

Everyone: "..."

Faced with questioning, everyone was speechless and could not find a reason.

"It seems... that female ghost really smells like pickles." Lilith, who had just entered the world of exorcising ghosts, said seriously after a moment of thought.

She is different from Shangguan Jianguo and the others. She doesn't know anything about the world of exorcising ghosts, and she only learned about it today.

So she believed what Wang Ping said.

Shangguan Jianguo and the others didn't refute it either, because what Wang Ping said was really justified...

When everyone heard the words, they were all stunned, their faces became more and more strange, and they remained silent.

They were thinking, recalling what happened to the female ghost just now.

After a while, Lao Chen touched his chin and said leisurely.

"I do smell pickles."

"I smell it too..." the old spirit said.

Chu Lili and the others didn't speak, let alone refute, because they suddenly remembered that the female ghost really smelled like pickles.

Indeed, as Wang Ping said, drunkards smell of alcohol, and burnt ghosts smell of burnt. In a word, ghosts have a smell.

Thinking that ghosts have smells, and also smells like kimchi, curry, sushi, etc., everyone's expressions changed.

"I feel like I can't look directly at the ghost anymore." Shangguan Jianguo covered his face with a fucking look.

Everyone in Zhang Yan nodded again and again, the meaning was self-evident, they agreed with Shangguan Jianguo's idea, they couldn't look directly at the Bangzi ghost, the Indian ghost and other ghosts...

At this moment, a fucking picture already appeared in their minds.

That was when a ghost appeared at Huaxia Airport. Ghost exorcists rushed to the scene and encountered a ghost. They didn't exorcise the ghost at the first time, but collectively moved their noses, and then pointed at the ghost and shouted.

"Kimchi-flavored, it's a ghost from the Bangzi Kingdom, how brave! How dare you smuggle into China, capture it for me, and send it back to the Bangzi Kingdom!"

Since then, the stick ghost has been called the pickle ghost.

Since then, ghosts can no longer smuggle to other countries, because exorcists in the ghost exorcist world have learned to "smell ghosts and know their nationality".

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The scene of hearing ghosts and knowing nationality appeared again and again, and everyone's eyelids twitched wildly.

How can I look directly at ghosts in the future?

Before this, even if they knew that ghosts had a smell, they didn't think much about it. At most, they used it to judge drunkards, drowning ghosts, and burnt ghosts. They never thought about such things.

Now that Wang Ping mentioned this, everyone couldn't look directly at it.

"Wang Ping, I have another question." Lilith wanted to ask everything like "a hundred thousand whys".

No way, the first time I came into contact with the world of exorcising ghosts, I realized that the world is not like this, and I was curious.

For example, Chu Lili was like this at the beginning, and she really wanted to ask Wang Ping about the exorcism world.

However, before Lilith could speak, Shangguan Jianguo had already spoken.

"I think, Miss Lilith, Miss Yili, I will give you invitation codes later, and pull you into the "Tao" software. You can go to the "Tao" software to read the information on exorcising ghosts, and you will understand everything. The basic common sense of the ghost world and so on."

Others also interrupted Lilith's questioning one after another. They did not object to Shangguan Jianguo's suggestion, but agreed to suggest that Lilith's mother and daughter be included in the "Tao" software.

The "Tao" software was developed by Huaxia as a platform for Huaxia ghost exorcists to exchange information, but they don't mind foreign ghost exorcists using it, but welcome foreign ghost exorcists to use it.

Obviously, Huaxia has the will and is committed to building the "Tao" software into the world's largest communication platform for exorcists.

"That's great, thank you." Lilith nodded happily.

At this time, Lilith and Aunt Yili entered the special software "Tao" in China's ghost exorcism world with great joy, but they didn't notice that everyone's expressions were a little strange.

The expression on that face was like a "please, stop asking" expression.

Although like ordinary people, including Chu Lili, after learning about the world of exorcising ghosts, people will always want to ask questions and learn about this "new world".

However, Lilith's brain circuit for asking questions is so frankly strange.

Either asking why the ghost has long nails, or asking the identity of the different ghosts, this kind of question is completely out of the box.

It's fine if you ask, but the key is that after asking, Wang Ping can still answer it frankly.

The answer is fine, the answer is that it destroys the three views.

Regarding this, they no longer dared to ask Lilith to ask questions.

God knows what weird question Lilith will ask, and how "horrifying" Wang Ping's answer will be.

They have reason to believe that if they continue to ask questions like this, their terrifying impression of ghosts will collapse into a cute image of a "mascot".

With Shangguan Jianguo's suggestion, Lilith's mother and daughter stopped asking questions, and everyone couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, wiping the sweat from their foreheads.

Suddenly at this moment, Wang Ping touched his stomach and said.

"I'm hungry, let's go for a midnight snack. How about eating kimchi? How can you come to Korea without eating kimchi?"

Everyone: "..."

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Wang Ping frowned slightly.

He found that everyone was looking at him in unison.

Wang Ping!Are you a fucking devil!

You just said that ghosts have a taste, and you also said that stick ghosts taste like kimchi. Now you say you want to eat kimchi? !

Accompanied by Wang Ping's utterance, an idea came to everyone's hopeless mind.

Ghosts have a taste, they seem to be edible...

At this time, a picture could not be suppressed in their minds.

A live broadcast room of a ghost exorcist of the "Tao" software.

The live broadcast room opened, and two ghost exorcists appeared. They called themselves Huanong Brothers.

One of the Huanong Brothers said to the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Everyone, a new day has arrived, and now we are on our way to the ghost farm."

Soon, the Huanong Brothers appeared in a large arena. In the arena, iron cages were enclosed one after another. The iron cages were neat and uniform. To be precise, they should be wooden cages. The cages were made of peach wood and attached There are spells.

Inside the cage, there are ghosts one by one, and three or five are locked together.

The Huanong Brothers mobile phone pointed at the ghost, and at the same time he sniffed at the ghost.

"Masters and ironies, these are the ghosts we raised in captivity. You see, this ghost is from India and has a strong curry smell."

As he spoke, he caught the curry-flavored ghost, and the ghost yelled "No, no" in Hindi.

The Huanong Brothers were indifferent. They caught the ghost and took a close-up.

"Masters of the audience, you guys, you Indian ghost is very good at screaming, with a loud voice, and it seems restless at first glance. It seems that we can only eat him..."

"It's just right, yesterday I ate the seafood sushi-flavored ghost in the island country, and the taste was a bit bland. Let's eat this spicy curry ghost today to adjust our appetite."

Afterwards, the live broadcast room turned into a cooking live broadcast room in seconds, and a stir-fried curry ghost with chicken was staged.

After a while, a plate of delicious chicken and tomato curry ghost came out of the oven.