I Brush Attributes from Ghosts
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"Yes, Mr. Wang Ping can understand here." Hu Yao covered her mouth with a chuckle and nodded.
Knowing the situation, Wang Ping at this moment has a beautiful word in his heart, and he doesn't know whether to say it or not.
The rare event of a ghost getting married, Wang Ping encountered it, and let it be, this marriage is still a marriage, and even if it is a marriage, he has to be the parent of the ghost.
"They're so formal." Wang Ping sighed, "It's only a Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate."
It's too formal, ghosts get married and have to meet their parents and get married.
You know, ghosts are not people. People are dead ghosts, so they care about red tape.
"Hey, how did Mr. Wang Ping know that undercover Taoist priests not only get married and meet their parents, but also go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to obtain a certificate." Hu Yao said.
After buying fruit, Wang Ping, who bought a bottle of soda to drink by the way, spewed out a mouthful of salt soda.
He looked at Hu Yao in shock.
"Certificate?!"
Wang Ping was shocked. Was the undercover Taoist trying to show off the sky?
It seems that everything is really complete now, meeting the parents, obtaining the certificate, and getting married are all in order.
……
It was night, seeing Zhang Hao and others off, Wang Ping refused his father's invitation to go out for supper, but just told his father to bring home a takeaway.
Immediately, Wang Ping hurriedly closed the bedroom door, picked up his mobile phone and opened the [Good Ghost in Power] group.
At this time, the [Good Ghost in Power] group was very lively, and they were all chatting about the Taoist priest's undercover marriage.
Hundred Ghosts of the Night: "@ Taoist Undercover, Guigui, you are too showy, aren't you? I heard that you want to get married and get a certificate? Your face is distorted with shock.jpg"
The head of the grave bounced: "Hahaha, the boss of the Hundred Ghosts of the Night is here, and I knew that the boss of the Hundred Ghosts of the Night would be surprised."
The cute ghost came out of the cage: "Hold the thigh.jpg, the boss of the Hundred Ghosts Nightwalker has appeared, where is the undercover Taoist priest?"
The undercover Taoist priest: "Wow! I burst into tears all of a sudden, you're finally here, Mr. Baigui Yexing. If you don't come, I might have to follow the network cable to find you. Tears streaming down my face.jpg"
Hundred Ghosts of the Night: "@ Taoist undercover, if I don't come, you're looking for me to be your father, cover your mouth and laugh.jpg"
Taoist undercover: "@百鬼夜行, Dad save me!"
Died in the smog: "Wori, the Taoist is an undercover agent, what kind of morals are you?"
The head of the grave bounced: "Taoist priests have no morals to go undercover. In order to get married, they don't need anything but chickens. Burning morals.jpg"
Baigui Yexing: "@ Taoist undercover, in fact, I am more concerned about your lack of morals than you. What is your operation for obtaining the certificate? Ghosts can also obtain certificates? Could it be that your boss specially helped you get it?"
Undercover Taoist priest: "No, I really went to get the certificate, but not from the ordinary Civil Affairs Bureau, but from the Civil Affairs Bureau for government officials, because my wife is special."
Overturning Mengpo soup: "Hiss! I can already smell the sour smell of love, dog food from the sky.jpg"
Grave head jumping di: "@ Taoist undercover, this group can no longer accommodate you, a showy dog, get out of the group."
Ding!Group news, the administrator died of smog and changed the group name to "Single Ghost Club"
Died from the smog: "@道士底身, get out of the group, this is a club for single ghosts, grinning grimly.jpg"
Afterwards, Die Yu Smog posted a picture with a screenshot of the group name.
After sending.
Ding!Group news, the administrator died in the smog and changed the group name to "A good ghost is in power"
Members of the group frenziedly posted screenshots of the group name of "Single Ghost Club", along with a sentence: "Let's quit the group! You are no longer like-minded with us."
Undercover Taoist priest: "I'll kill you dog coins, jump and chop with a big knife.jpg"
After a while of booing, the undercover Taoist priest cut in, including Wang Ping. All the members were curious about why his wife was so special that he had to "get a certificate".
Taoist undercover: "My wife didn't become a ghost after death, but was born a ghost."
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Bounced on the grave: "Born to be a ghost? What kind of ghost is this? Could it be that the egg and sperm state died and became a ghost? My Cao, a Taoist undercover, you actually married the egg! You almost died of sudden shock.jpg"
Taoist undercover: "Fuck off, your wife has eggs, and your whole family has eggs."
Without exception, all the members were both surprised and confused.
Born a ghost? .
As we all know, ghosts are resentments and obsessions before death, and they are transformed after death. Ghosts must have been humans, animals or plants in life.
And born a ghost, unheard of.
At this time, all the members were stupefied, and they didn't understand what the Taoist was saying, only Wang Ping was stunned.
Hundred ghosts at night: "Is your wife a ghost from the place where the ancient yin qi exploded?"
Taoist undercover: "Yes."
The head of the grave bounced: "What are you talking about, why can't I understand, what is the ghost of the place where the ancient Yin Qi exploded?"
Baigui Yexing: "It's normal that you don't understand what the Taoist undercover said, because you are not evil enough to get in touch with things at this level where the ancient yin qi explodes."
"It's true that ghosts are transformed by people, but in fact, ghosts are actually a race. People are divided into yellow races and white races. This race is also divided. They are divided into two parts. One part is ghosts after death, that is. Ghosts of the earth."
"Some of them are ghosts from the place where the ancient yin qi erupted. They are born as ghosts. You can understand them as aborigines. They are the aborigines of the place where the ancient yin qi erupted."
This is what Wang Ping learned from Wang Quan not long ago.
Why do ghost exorcists often say that the place where the ancient Yin Qi erupts is the most terrifying place where the Yin Qi erupts, and it is absolutely impossible to suppress the failure of the ancient Yin Qi explosion.
The main reason is that there are ghosts in the burst of ancient Yin Qi.
Every time the ancient yin qi erupts, there must be ghosts rioting in the ancient yin qi eruption, trying to enter the human world.
In their eyes, the human world is a huge cake, full of food.
It is conceivable that the suppression of the ancient Yin Qi failed, and a large number of ghosts poured into the human world. That scene must be a disaster for the world, the people are devastated, and the world is in chaos.
As the saying goes, there are good people and bad people, and there are good ghosts and bad ghosts in ghosts. The same is true for ghosts in ancient places where Yin Qi burst out.
Not all the ghosts where the ancient yin qi erupted were bloodthirsty and ruthless, wanting to invade the human world, some of them just wanted peace.
Hundred ghosts at night: "The ghosts in the places where the ancient yin qi erupted can be roughly divided into three camps. One is the bad ghosts who want to invade the human world."
"One is that they want to enter the human world, but they have a good impression of humans and don't like disputes with humans, so they choose to cooperate with government personnel. They will become the fighting partners of government personnel, so that they can enter the human world."
"In fact, most of the ghosts in the high-level government officials are ghosts from the place where the ancient Yin Qi exploded."
"Because these ghosts are not like the evil ghosts in the human world. They don't obey discipline and will always harm people's bodies. The ghosts in the ancient Yin Qi outbreak are different. They choose to cooperate with humans for mutual benefit and joint strength."
Grave head bouncing di: "So that's the case. I said that high-level government figures use ghosts to fight, so the ghosts in the body must be at the level of evil spirits. How can so many evil spirits be persuaded or suppressed to be sealed in the body? I suddenly realized. jpg"
The cute ghost came out of the cage: "No wonder there are so many people from the government."
Died of smog: "Tsk tsk tsk, government officials have a good supply channel."
Overturning Meng Po Tang: "@ Taoist undercover, is that ghost in your family also an ancient place where Yin energy cooperates with humans?"
Taoist undercover: "No, my wife is from the third camp."
Members: "????"
Hundred Ghosts Night Walk: "Let me explain. In addition to the first two camps, the ghosts in the ancient yin qi outbreak place also have a third camp, the neutral camp. They do not invade the human world, nor do they help exorcists. Already living in the explosion of ancient Yin Qi."
Grave Bounced: "I understand. The undercover Taoist said that he was a pimp. He married his wife. It means that the ghost force his wife belongs to is linked to government officials and is no longer a neutral camp."
Taoist undercover: "Fuck, my wife and I are really in love."
The cute ghost came out of the cage: "Then the question is, the Taoist priest is undercover, did you go to the ancient place where Yin Qi exploded?"
Taoist undercover: "I didn't go."
Overturning Meng Potang: "You didn't go to the place where Yin Qi broke out, how did you know your wife? Don't tell me that you use V letters to shake people nearby, and shake your wife's V signal near the ancient Yin Qi outbreak place, Then go online dating with your wife?"
Died in the smog: "66666, this is a cross-border, wrong, cross-border online dating is emerging."
Grave head bouncing di: "I think it may be a divine connection. The undercover Taoist priest communicates with his wife in the void. After all, the signal of the outbreak of ancient yin energy is not good. You can tell by looking at autism, so they either communicate in the void, or follow suit. The ancient flying pigeon passed on the book."
Undercover Taoist priest: "...I'll blow your heads off with a hammer! My wife and I met in Dongguan."
All the ghosts: "Dongguan?! I'm Cao! You couldn't have met your wife when you met us, did you?"
Taoist undercover: "Hey hey."
Bibimbap with ashes: "Yaoshou, we face base, you are actually looking for a girlfriend in Dongguan, please be a human.jpg"
Bundi on the grave: "I think the point is in Dongguan. How did the undercover Taoist priest meet his wife in Dongguan? It can't be a chance encounter with a whore."
Taoist undercover: "@墨头跳迪, although what you said made me beat you up, but you are right, I am my wife who met a prostitute."
All the ghosts: "!!!!"
All the members were stunned, Nima ghost went to whoring?And prostituted a true love?
Hundred ghosts at night: "@ Taoist undercover, you are very sad, does your father know?"
In the end, under the curious and urgent words of all the members, the Taoist undercover told his experience.
Undercover Taoist priest: "The last time we had a face-to-face meeting in Dongguan, I actually went to Dongguan ahead of time because the boss ordered me to do something and investigate information about a ghost."
"The place of investigation is a place where prostitution is popular, commonly known as the chicken coop. I went there and met my wife. At that moment, our eyes met, we checked our eyes, and met the right person, so it was so easy. "
"You may not believe me when I say it. Because my wife is a ghost from an ancient place where Yin Qi erupts, she doesn't understand the prostitution here. The day she met me happened to be the first day she just came to the human world, and she was raped on the first day. The traffickers tricked into the chicken coop."
"When I went there, I found out that the traffickers had lied to a ghost. I almost died laughing. If I hadn't discovered it early, my wife would have killed all the traffickers."
Including Wang Ping, all group members were surprised.
This is really a lie!
……
Chapter 6666 Cross-border smuggling, [-]
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