I Am Liked by Non-human Beings and Surrounded by Barrage

When she was a child, she longed to use various methods to know the secrets that ordinary people cannot know, to discover those secrets that were hidden and dare not be made public.

Of course, if Jia Luo knew about her dream, he would definitely complain: "Are you a reporter? Are you a beautiful spy?!"

The dream she had when she was a child, she has never given up since she grew up, and she is moving towards her dream step by step.

Because of the veil-like feeling of unraveling a mysterious puzzle, she couldn't stop.

Moreover, it is precisely because of this dream that she will give up her stable life to become a reporter who seeks the truth and discovers news.

When she first became a reporter, she liked to chase the scandals of celebrities, the cunning of politicians, the hypocrisy of big countries, and uncover the secrets hidden under layers of fog.

Because at that time, in her eyes, finding out those news was the real challenge.

But this is not the case now, the news of those ordinary people can no longer attract her attention.

It's not that she hates the job of being a reporter, but that what she discovered was wonderful news that moved her heart far more than those.

What monsters are there on earth?

What are those organizations that are hostile or friendly to monsters?

Which of the past legends are true and which are fabricated?

A man-eating monster, a traveler from another world, an immortal girl...

Those otherworldly things, those stories that only exist in legends, those... news that ordinary people cannot touch.

These mysterious news and secrets stirred her slender mind.

She wants to know this, wants to know these things that ordinary people can't know at all...

Now that she has waited, she can finally ask something from Jia Luo's mouth. The female reporter felt a wonderful sense of excitement. This feeling tickled her heart, and she wished she could go back to Chiba Jia Luo's house right now. .

Just when she was feeling excited thinking about these, Jia Luo on the other side remembered something about this sect.

After thinking for a while, he walked to the high priest of the three mascots.

Although he knew that these three people had no real power in the sect, they were rare normal people in the sect, and even if Jia Luo said that they were not responsible for the sect's affairs, if they wanted to leave, they could feel free.

But they still decided to stay and fix the mess.

Jia Luo still has a good impression of them, so he decided to discuss some things with them: "Are you free, can you come with me, I have something to tell you."

Girls with short hair are more extroverted, and they are not afraid of Jia Luo's curiosity at the moment: "What is it?"

"It's nothing, just a little thing, you will know when you come with me."

Jia Luo said unhurriedly, and walked towards a relatively large tree first.

The three girls were suddenly called over by Grandma Tian, ​​each of them looked puzzled, but they still followed behind the armor.

Walking halfway, Jia Luo suddenly noticed something, and immediately turned his head and stared back: "Don't come here!"

Suddenly, a woman with a beautiful face sneaked behind the four of them.

It turned out that at some point, the female reporter noticed the situation here and wanted to follow.

The female reporter who was discovered gave an embarrassed smile: "It's as if I'm curious..."

After she finished speaking, she turned her head and walked away, looking like she really didn't care.

Jia Luo turned his head indifferently, and continued to lead the three girls to the big tree.

He turned around and faced the three girls: "What I want to tell you is about the sect—"

Although it was morning at this time, the sun was not small at all.

Hearing Jia Luo's voice, the three subconsciously looked up at the huge armor in front of them.

It's not obvious at night, but it's only when you look at it in the daytime that you can find that the coating on the surface of the armor is terribly bright, and at this moment the armor is facing the sun.

I saw the bright sunlight shining on the armored breastplate unobstructed, making the bridle armor more and more...golden! ! !

Like a beautiful work of art made of gold, it is really luxurious and elegant.

"Shake, shake!"

When the three of them saw this scene, they didn't feel that this big dog really showed off his wealth.

And they narrowed their eyes one by one, tears gradually welled up in both eyes, they looked so touched that they were about to cry.

They quickly looked away, and began to wipe away tears with both hands, looking like they were crying.

Seeing the crying expressions of the three of them, Jia Luo opened his mouth and held back what he was about to say: "Eh, why are you crying?"

The short-haired girl wiped her tears: "The armor is too bright, it blinds my eyes..."

Jia Luo: "Um..."

The sun shone on the shiny golden armor plate, and the deck immediately reflected the sunlight on the eyes of the three people like a mirror, and they burst into tears because of this local tyrant's gold.

When Jia Luo saw that the three of them were blinded, he couldn't help being stunned for a moment. After realizing that the local tycoon Jin Taida dazzled his eyes, he quickly apologized: "Sorry, I didn't notice it by accident."

As he said that, he used the command to turn the direction of the power armor to a place where his back was facing the sun.

Without the reflected light, the eyes of the three people immediately improved a lot. The short-haired girl rubbed her eyes and asked, "What is it about the sect?"

Jia Luo waited for the three girls to finish rubbing their eyes, then nodded and said in a serious tone: "It's like this, I'm usually very busy, I can't stay in the sect [-] hours a day, and I can't keep paying attention to the sect What happened. If something happens accidentally, you can't just wait for me to notice, you also need to have a way to contact me."

Jia Luo, the heavenly grandma, although she can't tell, she is indeed Mr. Ke's mother.

And the three of Mr. Ke's abilities are clear, so at the moment, the three of them feel that even if Jia Luo is not a god, he must be some extraordinary life, and he must not be an ordinary human being anyway.

What this kind of existence wants to tell them is definitely not an ordinary thing, and what's more, the tone of this meeting is so fucking serious.

As soon as they heard that something big was about to happen, the three girls immediately thought of some things that were not worth it from TV dramas or movies.

The short-haired girl pondered for a moment, then raised her head and looked at Jia Luo seriously: "Are you going to convey an oracle? So we are really going to be witches... Oh, no, we should be priests?"

Jia Luo, who was just about to say that I would report my phone number and you should remember it, was stunned, and held back all the words before he could say it.

Then he thought about it carefully, isn't it the priest who conveyed the oracle on the phone with the gods, and nodded: "Yeah!"

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Knowing that they misunderstood, Jia Luo didn't intend to explain.

He deliberately pretended to be serious and nodded: "As you said, you are going to become real priests. Therefore, you should also learn how to communicate with God."

Immediately, the three girls held their breath, their eyes widened, waiting for the next word from God It Mom.

Is it teaching some spell?

Or some special ceremony?

Regarding the way the priests communicate with the gods, they do have a little expectation and a little nervousness in their hearts.

Seeing the tense expressions of the three, and the black-haired girl still clutching the corners of her clothes, Jia Luo tried hard not to let himself laugh, deliberately making them more nervous: "Don't be nervous, but don't be too relaxed. What you are facing, It may be something beyond your belief. But it’s nothing, as long as you do what I say, it will be a very simple little thing..."

Small things in the eyes of gods, can they be small things in the eyes of mortals?

Instead of letting out a sigh of relief, the three girls became even more nervous.

With a sullen face, Jia Luo imitated those leaders and began to speak, "Have you brought your mobile phone... Oh, it's good to have it, take out your mobile phone."

cell phone?

The three girls felt a little strange, but obediently took out their phones.

Jia Luo continued to maintain a serious tone: "Okay, then turn on the phone, click on a magical software - the address book, and then add my phone number into it verbatim, and before it's over, you also add your own Report all the mobile phone numbers, and I will remember them all..."

"puff!"

The three girls were so frightened that they almost threw their phones away.

Jia Luo suppressed his laughter, deliberately pretending that he didn't notice the expressions of the three girls saying "you're fucking kidding me", and continued to say casually:

"Oh, you should have line (a Japanese online chat software) installed on your mobile phones. By the way, let's add friends and build a group together. If you have anything urgent, just send me a message, and don't call , the phone bill is quite expensive."

"..."

The three girls were completely stunned, as if they were petrified, the hand holding the mobile phone did not move, and they just looked at God it mother stupidly.

"By the way, there is one more thing. Mr. Ke will not be able to stay in the sect forever... It happens that if the sect has any prayers for it, you can send it to me. I can help you convey it to Mr. Ke. prayer."

Jia Luo ignored the three people's awkward expressions and continued to destroy their three views.

There was silence for a while.

The short-haired girl finally couldn't accept it anymore: "This is too casual, whoever has ever seen God communicated with a phone call!"

Jia Luo almost burst out laughing, but he quickly straightened his face: "You don't understand, this is called technology changing life. The previous methods are too backward, and this is how the new era is."

"This is not a problem of the times! We are a cult after all. We use line to communicate with God, and people will laugh at us if we talk about it! Moreover, it is even more embarrassing to use line to communicate because of the phone bill. !"

The short-haired girl scratched her hair a little annoyed.

Hey, why don't you call yourself a cult?

Jia Luo wanted to complain a little.

And what's wrong with the embarrassment, is it so bad to use the line to communicate with God?

Jia Luo thinks it's good to use the line to convey the oracle. It saves money and is convenient. Anyway, he is not a real goddess, and he doesn't care if it is low or not.

And the phone calls are really expensive.

Jia Luo began to educate them: "You think the way our sect prays is to offer sacrifices. How much does the sacrifice cost? And it only costs the phone bill to make a phone call. Sending a line is even cheaper. It's just traffic. You are still young, you don't know how to have money and you can't spend it randomly..."

The three high priests probably will never forget this great Godmother for the rest of their lives, and told them some tricks about thrift and family management in a serious tone.

Originally, this cult was already enough water, but it turned out that even the oracle and sacrifices were so watery, God sent a line message to pray!

This is the same as when you are in a holy church and see a group of devout believers holding mobile phones and sending QQ messages to God to pray, and then God sends them a QQ message to give them an oracle.

What kind of ghost painting style is this!

There is always a feeling that if you are serious, you lose.

In fact, when Jia Luo thought about it, he felt that the painting style was quite strange.

However, he still didn't intend to change his mind. After all, it's really convenient and fast to contact by phone, and it's cheap and doesn't cost too much money.

Jia Luo glanced at the three of them again, and said meaningfully: