Solomon Who Doesn't Want to Be a Doctor is Not a Good Roman

Fujiwara Meihong dug her throat, trying to spit out the piece of meat, but the lump of soft meat had already been swallowed down the esophagus, so it was impossible to spit it out with this method.

"There's no way around it. Everything about this concubine is perfect, whether it's here or here."

Penglai Shanhuiye pointed to his chest, then pointed to his buttocks, then smiled softly.

"Because Oupai is too big, I often mistake Oupai and the meat of the butt. I apologize to Meihong for my mistake just now. After all, I can't clearly distinguish these two positions like Meihong."

To be reasonable, Penglai Shanhuiye's Oupai is actually not that big, whether it is Yayi Yonglin or Yakumozi, even if it is half-beast Bai Zeshang Baize Huiyin, the scale of Oupai is much larger than Penglai Shanhuiye.After all, Penglai Shanhuiye's body is still a child, about fourteen or fifteen years old, and it is almost impossible to make her Oupai as big as a mature woman.But even so, Penglai Shanhuiye's figure is very well-proportioned. Although Oupai is not Julu, it matches her figure very well.

In contrast, Fujiwara Meihong’s Oupai is mediocre, as flat as the tofu in a store frequented by a nine-tailed fox, which is simply the result of malnutrition caused by abuse .

"Don't go too far, Kaguya, are you going to fight?"

"Forget it, the concubine is already tired. Besides, such rough behavior as touching hands and feet is not in line with the reserved setting of this princess."

The reserve of a princess?what is that?Can I eat it?

I don't know if the princess's reserve can be eaten, but the princess's meat is edible, and the meat quality is very good.

Fujiwara Meihong was chewing the meat between her fingers, while her eyes were fixed on Horai Kaguya's Oupai, as if it was the two lumps of fat on Horai Kaguya's chest.

"Hui Ye, what are you doing running out at this time? What the hell are you planning?"

"What are you talking about? This princess is of course going out on a tour. Is there anything wrong with patrolling this princess's territory?"

"Who will believe it? You can deceive others, but you can't deceive me. If you don't stay in the eternal pavilion obediently, there must be some kind of conspiracy here."

Penglai Mountain, squatting at home, neet, Hui Ye, this princess has been squatting at home for ten thousand years, and she will never go out for things that can be done at home. If she needs to go out to do things, she will ask Ling Xian to do them. A woman who stays home and is too lazy to die.If she ran out without something important to do, apart from the end of the world, the only possibility left is that the game console was confiscated.

But every time Penglai Shan Huiye appeared, other than causing trouble, it was nothing good.

"I not only have to leave the Eternal Pavilion, but also leave the Lost Bamboo Forest, and also leave Gensokyo. Do you have any objections?"

"Leaving Gensokyo?" Fujiwara Meihong's eyes widened, showing an unbelievable expression, "Could it be that you have found a loophole in the Great Barrier? No, if there is such a loophole, it will never be your turn Squatting at home, could it be said that the old lady Yakumozi asked you to go out?"

As soon as the voice fell, a gap appeared behind Fujiwara Meihong's head, the gap opened, and a flawless arm stretched out from inside.The arm pressed against the back of Fujiwara Meihong's head with lightning speed, and pressed Fujiwara Meihong's head into the hot soup in front of him.

"Ahh! My eyes! Which bastard is sneaking up on me, get out if you have the ability!"

Being pressed with the whole head in the boiling hot soup by hand, even looking at it will make people hairy, not to mention that when Meihong raised her head, her face was flushed, as if she had been cooked .To make matters worse, the hot soup scalded Meihong's eyes, and the pain from her scalded eyes went straight to her brain, making her in excruciating pain.

"Meihong, wait a moment, this concubine will come to rescue you right away."

As he said that, Penglai Shan Huiye took out a golden bowl from nowhere, with an extremely joyful and ferocious smile on his face, the next moment he exhausted all the strength in his body, and even his slender arms burst out with blue veins. With the sound of howling wind, the golden bowl hit Fujiwara Meihong's head with a "poof".

Just like hitting a watermelon, Fujiwara Meihong's head shattered into pieces in an instant, red and white, everything was unraveling and scattered.

Twenty minutes later, Meihong, whose entire head was smashed, came to life again, and then roared angrily at Penglai Shanhuiye.

"Hui Ye, you actually took advantage of the chaos to sneak up on me!"

"I'm saving you. Oh, I've been with Yonglin for a long time, and my medical skills seem to have improved a lot. I'm really smart. So, what's wrong with you, Meihong?" If you feel unwell, feel free to come to Qie Shen, Qie Shen will give you good treatment (physical)."

"Treat me! Even if I die forever, I will never go to you for medical treatment."

"That's a pity."

This regret is true, Penglai Shan Huiye showed a regretful expression on her beautiful face.

Fujiwara Meihong looked at Horai Kaguya with a displeased face, but she had to admit that she had helped a lot just now.Although it is said that with Fujiwara Meihong's recovery ability, it will not take long for the injured part to return to its original state, but the process is not pleasant at all.On the contrary, if she is killed, she can fully recover during the period of her unconsciousness, and she will not even feel any pain... except for being hit hard by Penglai Shanhuiye with a golden bowl.

But it's still uncomfortable, especially when it's Penglai Shan Huiye who did it.

"You guy, what are you going to the outside world for?"

There is no chance to take revenge, or there are so many opportunities, and there is no need to care about such a short time. Fujiwara Meihong is more concerned about Horai Shankaguya leaving Gensokyo.Leaving Gensokyo is not a simple matter, because Gensokyo is surrounded by a large barrier, which can protect Gensokyo from being discovered by the outside world, and prevent the people and monsters inside from leaving Gensokyo.Although it is not impossible for the big monster to leave, leaving does not mean that he can come back easily. Zi Yakumo, who maintains the operation of the big barrier, does not allow these black sheep to mess around.

"What are you doing? Of course I'm looking for Mister 'Magical Girl'."

"'Mr. Magical Girl'? What the hell kind of name is that? Wait, isn't it the idiot who abandoned the pit recently?"

This very distinctive name reminded Fujiwara Meihong of the outsiders who accidentally joined "Gensokyo" in the game.It's really weird to say, let's not talk about the fact that you can join Gensokyo's network, and you can even mingle with a group of non-human beings.However, it is a little regrettable that that person has recently abandoned the pit, but it seems that he still has contact with Mount Penglai Huiye.

This is not surprising, even if "Magical girls are the best" can chat with everyone, there are also a few people who have a better relationship.Among them, there are two people who have a particularly close relationship with him, one is the "confidant big sister" Yakumo Zi, and the other is the "elegant princess" Horai Kaguya.How should I put it, does that person have eye problems or brain problems?

But Fujiwara Meihong is more concerned about Horai Sankaguya actually leaving Gensokyo just to meet him!

PS: Lifan?nonexistent.

Originally, the content of this chapter was expected to be more, but it became like this as I wrote it. I, the author, can't control my hands at all.

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"Anyway, I'm a netizen who's been playing together for more than half a year. It's really rude not to see each other when we leave. This princess might as well show mercy and let him meet."

A smug expression appeared on Penglai Shanhuiye's face.

Unlike others, "Magical Girls are the best" is full of admiration for Horai Kaguya, which is something everyone who plays that game knows.Although it is not to the point of brain damage, after all, there is still a network cable between the two, even if there is a limit to chasing stars.However, Meihong feels that if the two really meet, with the degree of obsession with Mount Kaguya of Mount Penglai that "the magic girl is the best", they will definitely fall into a crazy pursuit, just like the group of blind men thousands of years ago.

"I said you can't harm people less? Do you still want to make fun of others like you did a thousand years ago?"

"Meihong, you will never understand the pressure of idols. If you want to maintain popularity, you have to compromise with the fans' demands, even if you go against your own wishes, you have to do some disgusting things. I said that those idols The geeks and game geeks are actually some dead fat geeks. As long as they taste a little bit of sweetness, they will wag their tails and come over like a dog smelling a bone. If you don’t give it to him, he will bark his teeth The true face of evil."

"What's the truth?"

"I must get the latest game console."

Did you see father?This is the true face of Kaguya Hime you are obsessed with.