Two-dimensional Strengthening Master

However... Erwei Yuki still needs to take care of it, a blond ponytail royal sister, it would be a pity to die like this.

Deidara didn't know what the hell Naruto was trying to do, and even hurriedly responded: "I met a nine-tailed kid, you run with five tails, and I will hold him for a while."

Deidara thought that Naruto would go after the scorpion, and quickly reminded him to go quickly. Although he refused to admit defeat, he was very clear in his heart that the current Uzumaki Naruto was so different from that of the past, and his strength could not be compared at all.

"Didara, it seems that you are not going to leave?"

Naruto looked at Deidara like a cat playing a mouse. Just as he took a step, his sleeve was gently pulled by the black soil.

"Husband, please don't hurt Brother Deidara."

The hopeful look in the black earth's eyes made Naruto unable to refuse him, and he didn't hate Deidara in the first place. This guy is just a man who is crazy for his dreams. Reality is ruthlessly shattered, and many people do not even have the courage to pursue their dreams.

Back then, at the age of eleven or twelve, Deidara dared to go crazy for his ideals, and Naruto still admires him a little.

"Okay, I want you to use your little feet tonight..."

Naruto pinched Heitu's pink face, his eyes showing a fascinated look, and he was holding his mouth tightly in the middle of the sentence, blushing with a small face, and said repeatedly: "You can't tell, I promise you. that is."

Naruto couldn't help but burst into laughter. When this girl was rude, she made people tongue-tied, and when she was shy, she was so cute that she wanted to be hugged and kissed.

It was really unbearable, Naruto shook his head helplessly, because he liked to be unruly girlfriends in his previous life, which led to his special doting on the black soil, almost the most doting one among the many wives at present.

"Kelly, strengthen the other gods."

Since he agreed to the black soil, he couldn't lose his trust in her, even if he came up with a proper solution, it could greatly satisfy his bad taste.

Bie Tianshen is undoubtedly the best choice, but unfortunately, although he devoured Danzang's bloodline, he obtained the wood escape cells of Qianshouzhujian, which can be used again in a few hours, and there is no need to wait for ten years.

However, this is not enough for him. He enjoys playing with others, how can he play happily with limited skills?

At most, Black Earth's small request reminded him of this plan in advance.

"You, you are really profligate. You can use up energy once for bad fun. Sister, I really admire you."

Kelly's somewhat helpless voice sounded in his mind. Since her close contact with Naruto, she has become more and more like a housekeeper.

However, Naruto is the master of the enhanced space, and Bietianshen is indeed very useful. After measuring for a while, Kelly snapped her fingers: "Okay, Bietianshen can use it without restrictions now, but don't use it either. Too many, the illusion structure of other gods is very labor-intensive."

Naruto nodded, then looked at Deidara and said, "Deidara."

Deidara, who was reminiscing with Heitu, turned his head abruptly, with a flash of excitement in his eyes, thinking that Naruto was finally going to fight him. With the backing of a good sister like Heitu, Deidara was not killed either. worry.

Immediately said: "Little devil, this uncle is ready, let's make a move!"

Funny!You will regret this!

Naruto forcibly held back his smile, and his pupils suddenly turned: "Don't be a god!"

Deidara was shocked, and suddenly became lost and confused, without his own consciousness, at the mercy of Naruto.

The next second, as if he had received some message, he suddenly became refreshed and hurried to the front of Lao Zi, who was still kneeling.

He squatted down, cupped his head with both hands, and lowered his head.

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Deidara and Lao Zi kissed affectionately, intoxicated with it, the entanglement of their lips and tongues was full of wildness, and their shame was almost overwhelmed.

"Smelly hooligan, you are necrotic!"

Heitu Jiao let out a snarl, seeing that his face was blood red, he reached out and patted Naruto.

She never thought that Naruto promised not to kill Deidara, but dealt with him in this way.

Black Earth could have predicted that when Deidara woke up, she would definitely die of shame.

"Men are not bad and women don't love. If I wasn't bad, would you be lying in my arms like a shy little lady now?"

Naruto gave a wicked laugh, stretched out and rubbed her small steamed bun lightly, and then rolled his eyes around, thinking about how to deal with Deidara and Lao Zi.

Purely playing the base obviously can't satisfy his bad taste.

And Lao Zi's tailed beast actually called himself the Monkey King Monkey King. His uncle could endure it, his aunt could endure it, but he couldn't bear it at all.

A mere scumbag and four tails dare to steal the names of the representative figures of the mythology of the Celestial Dynasty, so how can Brother Monkey feel bad?

After a while, a light flashed in Naruto's eyes, and the corner of his mouth twitched. Today, he is going to direct a kimchi drama.

When the thought was issued, Deidara and Lao Zi's bodies shook again, and a burst of anger appeared on their faces at the same time, and they immediately slapped each other's face.

clap clap!

Two loud and clear slaps sounded at the same time, and a clearly visible handprint appeared on their faces at the same time.

"Lying on the grass! You shameless dead monkey, you dare to pretend to be a monkey brother, how can we be friends!"

Deidara's face flashed with anger, and he cursed with every word.

Snapped!

When Lao Zi heard the words, he slapped Deidara's face with a slap in the face, and mocked: "Stinky bitch, don't you know that every man is Sun Wukong? The golden hoop under the crotch can bend and stretch, big or small, It can be soft or hard, otherwise how can you be satisfied with this bitch! If you like to pretend to be pure, we can't have fun at all."

"Bastard, I am so pure, I refuse to accept it and fight!"

Deidara jumped back suddenly, took out a handful of clay and threw it into his mouth, chewing for a while and spit out a large amount of spherical bombs.