The Unemployed Demon Lord

Thinking about it, it's very possible. After all, I'm so beautiful and have a cute personality. Even this guy will fall in love with me, right?

But I don't like Merlin, I like Elgin the Great Swordsman, it's really a headache.

And I'm an ex-hero, and he's an ex-devil king. Is it really okay to be together?

No no no!If this continues, the romantic stories made up by the group of bards will become true.

Alice thought about it narcissistically in her heart, and with a bewildering blush on her face, she hesitated and asked Merlin.

"You... are you in love with me..."

"What!?" Merlin almost fell off the donkey cart, and was overwhelmed by Alice's words, "You are talking nonsense all of a sudden, I'm afraid you are not mentally retarded..."

"Didn't you... wear a scarf for me as a sign of favor? Sure enough, you like... you like me?" Alice poked with two fingers, her face flushed, with a very tangled expression.

"Who would like you?" Merlin's face darkened suddenly, showing a disgusted expression, "You don't look at your poor chest, how can I like you? Don't talk to yourself here, okay?"

"What... what!?" Alice raised her eyes, gritted her silver teeth, and glared at Merlin angrily, "It's better if you don't like it, I'm secretly relieved! Whoever you like is really unlucky "Tsk!" Merlin was speechless, too lazy to argue with Alice, and asked directly, "I definitely don't like you, but do you like me? Recently, I lose my temper at every turn, pester me, and show concern in my eyes... ..."

"Huh!?" Alice was taken aback, startled by Merlin's words, why did she like him?It's impossible, "I don't like you! Stop being narcissistic, and don't look at your own virtues! Only blind people like you, okay?!"

"Ah, really? That's good, I can rest assured." Merlin said casually, it's best if you can share the rent honestly, don't make any love affair, it will be more troublesome.

"I have someone I like, and it's not you at all!" Alice clasped her hands together, showing a yearning expression, spreading all the little stars, and said nympho, "My person is a hero, and I know that one day he will be here A situation that attracts everyone's attention appears, wearing a golden armor and holy clothes, and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds to marry me..."

"emmmmmm..." Merlin's expression became complicated, and he said inappropriately, "You're talking about...a monkey, right?"

"Shut up!" Alice patted Merlin on the forehead angrily, and said dissatisfiedly, "Your ideal is a monkey, he is a human! A handsome and powerful human being! A single back view can fascinate thousands of girls, Don't say sour and inexplicable things, you are simply incomparable with others!"

"Ay Ya I gi……"

Merlin frowned, looking like he couldn't smile, thinking that he could be regarded as a handsome man after all, and he was also very good among the demons.

Think about it, so many demons don't even have a human body, isn't I very superior?

Now Alice is obviously stimulating her self-esteem, this is unbearable!

Merlin was aroused by Alice to be competitive, and wanted to hear who Alice said the ideal person was, why couldn't he compare himself? !

"Who is your favorite? I want to see which unlucky guy actually falls in love with you."

"You're the unlucky one!" Alice puffed up her cheeks angrily, like a hamster eating, "My sweetheart is very famous, everyone in Great Britain knows it, anyway, it's better than you, a lazy guy like you. gone."

"Ha..." Merlin laughed dryly, feeling inexplicably uncomfortable seeing Alice's smug look, "I'll listen to the name, maybe I've seen it before."

"Name..." Alice frowned, and said awkwardly, "I don't know the name..."

"Hehe, you can become your crush without even knowing his name? How casual are you?" Merlin couldn't help but sneer.

"Even if I don't know the name, everyone knows what they call it. It's Elgin's legendary swordsman. You must have heard of it?" Alice pinched her waist and said.

"Pfft!" Merlin was so startled that he spat out, almost choking on his own saliva.

and many more!what! ?

Elgin's Legendary Great Swordsman! ?

If I heard correctly, this is me! !

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Chapter 40: Monthly Ticket Addition

Merlin looked at Alice strangely, feeling that he had discovered some shocking secret about Alice.

It turns out that I talked to Alice for a long time, didn't I mean myself?

But this guy doesn't seem to know that Elgin the Great Swordsman is himself.

Just relying on a legend, you fell in love with yourself?It's a bit incomprehensible...

Seeing Merlin's shocked expression, Alice thought she was looking down on her, so she blushed and said, "What kind of eyes do you have? Is it so strange that my favorite is Elgin the Great Swordsman?!"

"It's okay, it turned out to be Elgin the Great Swordsman. He's so powerful. By the way, why do you like him?" Merlin showed a half-smile expression, then looked away and concentrated on driving, wondering if he should tell Alice the truth?To destroy his sexual fantasies about himself...

"Six months ago, Elgin City was attacked by pirates. I was there at that time. I saw his handsome and stalwart back with my own eyes. Then, when I came back to my senses, I realized that I fell in love with him." Alice supported him with both hands. Looking down at his rosy cheeks, looking down at his toes, he actually became shy on his own!

There was profuse sweat and black lines on Merlin's face, he didn't speak, thinking that he didn't like me, but like my back, but what the hell is this!Love at first sight is based on the face, this guy Alice is actually looking at the back of the head? !It's so fresh and refined, it's not artificial at all!

Alice: "The great swordsman Elgin is the real strong man, and he is very righteous. He is totally different from you."

Merlin: I admit that I am a strong man, but just forget it?I just drew my sword for myself. Rescuing the Elgin crisis was all a coincidence, which happened to create a legend of Great Britain.

Alice: "Although I can't see her face clearly, but the flowing long hair and unwavering back are so handsome, I must be a handsome man similar to aristocrats, much better than you, a guy with a woman's face Already!"

Merlin: Please, I'm poor for half a year and have no money to go to the barber shop, so my hair grows a bit, okay? !In the eyes of this washboard hero, he became as handsome as a Shamat nobleman? !I might as well just hit my head to death, okay?

Alice: "If I'm destined to meet Ergin Dajianhao again, I must confess my love, and then we will get married together and live happily ever after~"

Merlin: Wow~, it sounds really beautiful, but don't be a nympho, I'm Elgin's great swordsman, I don't want to marry you at all, okay? !Don't flirt with me like this all day long!There is a terrible feeling of being targeted by the police!

Alice talked for a long time, belittled Merlin to nothing, and was very happy in her heart, "In short, he is the real idol of the people, loved by countless people, you evil big devil, don't even try to touch his heels for the rest of your life! Hmph ~!"

"Tsk!"

Merlin was speechless with dissatisfaction, and looked at Alice's smug nympho, her little nose turned up to the sky, as if Elgin the Great Swordsman was really her husband.

He was inexplicably upset, and decided to tell Alice the truth. If he knew that he was Elgin's great swordsman, what would this smug bastard look like?Think a little excited~

Merlin corrected his attitude, turned his head and looked at Alice with serious eyes.

"Alice, let me tell you a secret."

"Huh?" Seeing that Merlin was serious, Alice thought it was a big deal.

"I am the legendary Elgin Great Swordsman." Merlin said lightly.

Alice stared blankly, her expression was a little shocked, she didn't seem to understand the current situation?

"Haha, are you surprised? Are you surprised?" Merlin grinned, feeling that destroying Alice's sexual fantasies is a very exciting thing.

"Shut up! Shameless old thief!" Alice raised her small fist and slammed Merlin on the forehead, angrily, "You are not allowed to insult my idol!"

"Eh!?" Merlin rubbed his forehead, thinking that admitting he was Elgin's great swordsman, how could it be an insult? !

"It's impossible for you to be Elgin's great swordsman, don't lie!" Alice felt that the two were not the same, although they were both sword-wielding guys, their awareness was very different.

"I'm really the great swordsman of Elgin. Is it interesting to lie to you?" Merlin said angrily, a little unbalanced in his heart, and he was compared with his own back.

"G, U, N!" Alice said with disgust on her face, and said mercilessly, "Take a good look at your own virtues? How can you be the great swordsman of Elgin?! Although he is a wanted criminal, he is a partner of justice. The existence that many people admire, look at you again... tsk tsk tsk~"

"Okay~" Merlin nodded, suffered a lot of mental damage, and said seriously, "With your attitude, I swear that Ergin will never marry a girl like you in his life! And live happily ever after Life? Dream you!"

"Whether I can marry Elgin Great Swordsman has nothing to do with you, hum~!" Alice also got angry, and even cursed herself. It was really bad. How could it be the righteous Elgin Great Swordsman?And brazenly pretending to be someone else, really thick-skinned!

Merlin held his breath in his heart. Sure enough, no one believed it, even Alice didn't believe it. How could he become an idol of justice when he was a majestic devil? !What the hell!

Alice calmed down a little. Did she feel that she was talking too much and hurt Merlin's self-esteem?

So Alice softened her attitude and muttered in a relatively small voice.

"Although you are not as good as Elgin the Great Swordsman, I still reluctantly thank you for the scarf."

"Attention is... it's a reluctance, it's not a real thank you..."

"Whatever you want, just treat it as a reward for your hot milk that night, we demons never like to owe favors." Merlin replied casually, still a little brooding about what happened just now.

Alice had a strange expression. She lowered her head and looked at the scarf around her neck, thinking

what the hell?

It turns out that the Great Demon King will also be grateful...

After a long day of driving.

In the evening, the two finally arrived at the village at the foot of Ben Nevis.

The heavy snow like goose feathers floated down from the sky, like silver flowers falling from the sky.

There is also a thick layer of snow accumulated on the road, which looks very abnormal in the season.

Although it is only autumn, it gives people a feeling of deep winter.

And Merlin and Alice could also feel that the higher the level of Ben Nevis, the colder the temperature.

Karona seemed to have calculated the time a long time ago, knowing that Merlin and Alice would arrive here tonight, so Karona disguised herself as the fake Simon Anne and waited here for a long time.

When she saw Merlin and Alice cuddling each other and appearing in the donkey cart, Karona thought to herself

Sure enough, it's still here...

But you'll never go back to Wrexham.

Because this village is your burial place, haha!

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Chapter 41: Monthly Ticket Addition

"It's so cold..." Even though she was wearing a scarf, Alice still felt a little cold, her delicate body shivering.

"The closer you get to the village, the lower the temperature. It seems that this giant dragon is quite powerful and can actually change the current weather." Merlin said lightly.

"It can't be... the legendary Malygos, can it?" Alice looked stern and felt pressure immediately.

"I really hope it's the Frost Holy Dragon." Merlin frowned. He was one of the six holy dragons, so lucky.

"Isn't this task very difficult?" Alice was a little worried. If she really saw Malygos, she might be frightened, and her high-level strength would not be of much help at all.

"It's very difficult for you, but it's really not easy for me." Merlin spread his hands, looking relaxed.

"Hmm..." Alice was a little annoyed, feeling that Merlin despised her no matter how much she regarded herself as a soy sauce maker.

"However, I feel that at least it is only a holy dragon. Then you will be responsible for cleaning the field." Merlin was still a little happy in his heart. He felt that this time it was not in vain. The curse of the heart would definitely be relieved. Judging from the current situation Look, to be able to change the weather, this giant dragon is definitely above the holy rank.

"I...I can fight too!" Alice held her rapier, looking very stubborn.

"Your current strength can't help you at all, it's better not to come over and drag me down~" Merlin smiled, completely giving up any hope that Alice could be his helper.