The Unemployed Demon Lord

"It's okay, it can urge him to cook quickly." Alice said bluntly.

"But...you have to look like a lady when you eat..." Shirley muttered.

"Shirley, take it easy and treat this place as your own home. Merlin is actually my servant, and you can use him as you like." Alice said with a small face excitedly.

"Get out!" Merlin heard, and scolded Alice directly in the kitchen.

"No, no, how can this be..." Shirley said tremblingly, thinking that Merlin seemed to be stronger than her father, how could such a strong man be manipulated casually?

"To be honest, Merlin's cooking is super delicious. If you can eat it, you will definitely like it." Alice said confidently.

"Really..." Shirley raised her head and smelled it curiously, and became surprised, "This fragrance is..."

Alice also sniffed it carefully, and suddenly her eyes were full of little stars, "It's meat! Meat! Meat!"

"It's meat..." Shirley showed a somewhat troubled expression.

"What's wrong? Is the meat bad?" Alice asked suspiciously.

"It's not bad, it's just that we can't eat it. It's disrespectful to God." Shirley said in a low voice.

Alice thought of the difference in culture and respected each other's customs, so she said loudly, "Merlin, Shirley doesn't eat meat."

"Don't eat meat?" Merlin turned his head, looked at Shirley, and suddenly realized, "So, Miss Shirley is an orthodox elf, I know..."

"Then why don't you make a dinner for Shirley alone?" Alice said seriously, her tone a bit condescending.

"You thick-skinned guy..." Merlin's forehead was bulging with veins, and he pointed at Alice with a shovel and said viciously, "Speak politely with me, or you will only have half of your meat left!"

"Goo..." Alice let out a small animal-like cry from her throat, her eyes were red and swollen, and the eye sockets seemed to be saturated with tears

Merlin is a big villain!

He even threatened me with dinner.

Devil!A big devil with super evil eyes!

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Chapter 3: Monthly Ticket Addition

"Miss Shirley is a guest, out of etiquette, I will definitely not let her go hungry."

Merlin, who was wearing an apron, turned around and kept turning the frying pan.

"Don't be rude to me again, half of your meat is on my plate!"

"Bastard Merlin, he will bully people..." Alice couldn't help but secretly cursed.

Shirley looked at Merlin who was busy in the kitchen, thinking that such a powerful person would actually cook by himself.

Haven't normal people long ago lived a life where their coats are used to stretch out their hands to eat and their mouths to be opened?At least this kind of thing should be left to the maid, how strange...

But such a detached and strong man is actually a husband who can wear an apron and cook at home. The contrast is so strong.

Shirley felt that the contrast of this kind of homely and warm man was a bit cute, and his charm was greatly added.

"Damn Merlin, sooner or later I will step on his face with my high heels..." Alice said angrily, holding back her tears forcefully.

Shirley looked at Alice and said awkwardly, "Miss Alice, don't be angry, Mr. Merlin was just joking."

"No, he's not joking, he's just such a wicked guy..." Alice said angrily, her eyes still red.

"This..." A drop of cold sweat dripped down Xue Li's forehead, she didn't know what to say.

"But Shirley, why can't you eat meat? I've seen elves eat meat." Alice thought of the elf traveling merchants she met before, and they were not polite about eating dried meat.

"Those are elves who have completely left the group, or half-elves. Without faith, they will naturally not be taboo." Shirley showed a very pious expression, and said seriously, "An elf like me who believes in Corellon, the god of elves, Known as an orthodox elf, you must never eat meaty things casually."

"Really..." Alice nodded, thinking that Merlin knew quite a lot.

Merlin came out with a tray and put down his own.

Merlin put the food in front of the two girls, which were hamburger meat and fruit salad.

"Come on, come on, burger meat."

Alice's eyes lit up, she immediately raised her knife and fork, and took a bite.

Feel the thick sauce enveloping the fat meat patties, go down in one bite.

The perfect combination of sauce and meatloaf, is there any reason why it is not delicious?

Alice smiled and shook her body, caressing her cheeks, feeling her tongue almost melting.

"Okay... so delicious..."

"No matter how much meat you eat, it won't grow on your breasts. Give up." Merlin hit Alice unceremoniously.

"It's disgusting to ask you to talk too much..." Alice looked at the dishes in front of Shirley that were made up of vegetables and fruits, "What is that? I haven't eaten it yet?"

"Don't you just like meat? That's salad, without meat." Merlin said lightly.

"Sah...la..." Alice wrote it down, and then asked curiously, "Why do you always come out with some incomprehensible words?"

"This...is my personal hobby, you don't have to worry about it." Merlin hesitated, thinking that he is a time traveler, how could you natives know?

Shirley was a bit complicated before eating, like a devout believer, clasped her hands together, and muttered piously.

Of course, what she believed in was not Mary, the goddess of light, but Corellon, the god of elves.

After a series of rituals, Xue Li took a few mouthfuls, Yue Chi's eyes became brighter, and his little nose hummed happily.

Shirley feels that the vegetable hodgepodge is fresh and refreshing, and the taste is great, especially the unique sauce, which is simply the finishing touch!

It's like a big treasure in front of you, every vegetable has new discoveries, super delicious!

"Miss Shirley, is the dinner okay? Is it the same taste?" Merlin asked tentatively.

"It's delicious. It's the first time I have this kind of food. Merlin is too good. Not only is he strong, but he is also so good at cooking..." Xue Li admired her eyes full of little stars.

"Hmph, seeing how honest she is without Alice, you can pick out the bones every time." Merlin couldn't help but mock Alice.

"Isn't it just a little bit better than me in cooking! What's there to be proud of!?" Alice retorted angrily.

"It's not just a little bit, you really know how to put gold on your face." Merlin said expressionlessly.

"I think... I think Mr. Merlin is amazing..." Shirley couldn't help but help Merlin.

"Eh!?" Alice felt uncomfortable, and couldn't help saying to Shirley in embarrassment, "Actually, Merlin is useless except for his fists and cooking skills."

"No, I feel that Mr. Merlin has a lot of bright spots. It's really good." Shirley looked at Alice and said cautiously, "Why do you have such a big opinion of Mr. Merlin, Miss Alice?"

"Hmph~" Merlin felt so relieved that he couldn't help but float up.

Alice looked at Merlin unhappily, wondering if she could disagree?This abominable big devil made himself miserable, robbed the super expensive mithril armor passed down from generation to generation by the brave, and made himself saddled with astronomical debts. Living in dire straits, everyone would be bitter about it, right? !

"He is not a good person! Shirley, don't be fooled. If you get too close to this guy, you will fall into the bottomless abyss sooner or later."

"What you said is really too much..." Merlin cocked the corner of his mouth.

"I think Miss Alice is very happy to be married to Mr. Merlin. Thinking about having someone silently guarding you and eating such delicious food every day, it is already a very happy marriage..." Shirley stretched out two sticks Poking with fingers, he said in a mosquito voice, "Actually, I'm quite envious of you..."

Alice blushed, unable to deny Shirley's words.

So he lowered his head and thrust a fork into the hamburger meat

"We're not a real couple..."

late at night.

Sure enough, Alice ignored Merlin's "sexy" unreasonable request before going to bed, and went to sleep with Shirley directly.

But Alice has a problem. When it's almost midnight, she always goes to the bathroom, otherwise she wouldn't have caught Merlin's curse attack last time.

"Ah~~~~"

Alice yawned, her eyes were sleepy, and she was about to go to the bathroom.

She didn't need to think too much, she knew that Merlin was sleeping like a dead pig now.

However, it is not

With a "crack", Alice was slammed against the wall by Merlin, unable to escape.

"Heh heh heh~" Merlin showed a smirk, and said meaningfully, "Is it still out?"

"You...you you you...what are you going to do?" Alice leaned against the wall, trembling, afraid of jpg.

The distance between the two is very close, and while making the heart beat faster this night, there is also such a sense of tension.

Alice wears a little less at night, thinking of Merlin's hint of "Big Banana" before, and his wicked smile now, directly made her feel shuddering, and the dull hair on her head stood up vigilantly.

"What am I going to do? Don't you know?" Merlin narrowed his eyes, hinting strongly.

"I...what do I know?" Alice became even more frightened when she heard Merlin's words, and she thought it was over!Looking at this rhythm, it must be hinting at "Big Banana", right?After living together for so long, is this nymphomaniac finally unable to hold his hand against me?Hateful big devil!

"You are so stupid, I want to treat you to a baby~" Merlin raised his eyebrows, looking very coquettish.

"Uh..." Alice subconsciously looked down at Merlin's crotch, her face turned red quickly, and she quickly covered her face, unable to bear to look directly at it.

Heck!

Is this bullying me?

Who would eat Merlin's big banana?

God!I dare not even think about it, there is such a disgusting thing...

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Chapter 4

Alice clutched her reddened face, feeling bad all over.

Now she can no longer look directly at Merlin's crotch.

To actually imply that he did such a disgusting thing, he really is a perverted sex maniac!