The Unemployed Demon Lord

Suddenly there is a big crisis related to the life and death of the demons, it shouldn't be...

"If His Majesty Lucifer doesn't dislike it, can you allow me to make a bold guess?" Helena seems to be very interested in trying to figure out what her master thinks.

"Tell me." Merlin nodded, thinking that as a subordinate, Helena should know something?

"I think my lord is so anxious to find you, it must have something to do with your secret plan." Helena said seriously.

"Uh..." Merlin felt embarrassed, thinking, why do you still remember this?It's just that I feel ashamed to tell the truth, and I'm just pretending to be tough!

"I guess, my lord is eager to see you because your secret plan is not going well and has interfered with the survival of the entire demon race." Helena is full of conspiracy theories of the monarchs, A demon of her level can't even guess the secret.

"emmmmm..." Merlin kept silent with a dark face.

"Your Majesty Lucifer, am I right in guessing?" Helena asked with a stern expression.

"Ahem!" Merlin coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, and then exaggeratedly said with an expression like he was facing an enemy, "Yes, that's right, Helena, you are so smart, I think Asmondi Si will also be proud of you, our plan is of great importance, and if it succeeds, our demons will instantly rise among the nations of the world, but now there is a problem."

"Sure enough, may His Majesty Lucifer need my help?" Helena put her hands on her chest, showing the temperament of a demon general, "If necessary, I am willing to sacrifice my life to complete your mission !"

"No, this is a grand plan that can only be carried out between us monarchs, and it is not something you can participate in." Merlin said mysteriously.

Helena suddenly realized, she quickly lowered her head, and said in fear, "I... I'm very sorry, but I am so humble that I tried to join the plans of the great monarchs. I am really too overestimated, and I am really rude."

"Don't worry about it. All you need to do is keep it a secret. Don't tell anyone. After all, this secret is too important." Merlin said solemnly.

"Understood!" Helena nodded heavily, and said seriously, "I am willing to swear with my own soul that I will not tell the secret. If you don't trust me, I am willing to cut off my tongue to prove it."

"Uh! No, no, no..." Merlin had a drop of cold sweat streaming down his forehead, thinking, Helena was too serious, making people very uncomfortable.

"As expected of the talented and generous His Majesty Lucifer, not only is he willing to endure humiliation, but he is also so kind..." Helena sighed softly.

Now Helena appreciates Merlin even more, and feels that he is different from any other Demon Lord.

Recalling his master, Asmodeus once commented on Merlin's words, which still echo in his ears

"From all aspects, Lucifer's character is too similar to human beings, but his behavior is indeed a very outstanding monarch. I am very glad that he is not our enemy."

Ah~, what a high evaluation?

After following the master for so many years, who has never seen him praise so much?

Now it seems that His Majesty Lucifer may be the best male among the demons...

Helena sighed in her heart, visually, there was a tendency to evolve into a fan girl, which was worrying.

In fact, Helena only remembered the first sentence, and the second half of what Asmodeus said was directly forgotten by her.

"If Lucifer was my enemy, I would have fewer friends who could discuss fashion (♂♂) topics with me, and I wouldn't hear weird things like sexy stockings, sexy lingerie, anal dilators, kaiserol, etc. something..."

Merlin looked at Helena's adoration, a drop of cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and he thought to himself while covering his blackened face

What the hell!

If Helena knew the truth.

Knowing that he is a house-squatting devil who likes to eat and wait to die, has no ambitions...

Isn't that super embarrassing! !

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Chapter 26: Monthly Ticket Addition

The two came to the basement of Helena's secret cabin.

Helena slowly opened the quaint stone door, posing as a gesture of invitation.

"Your Majesty Lucifer, please come in. If you have any questions, please call me directly. I will be waiting at the door."

"En." Merlin nodded and walked in directly.

After the stone door closed behind him, Merlin sat directly on the gorgeous chair.

The large remote communication screen in front suddenly lit up.

The figure that turned all sentient beings upside down appeared on the screen, still in that beautiful posture.

If it weren't for the slightly neutral voice that pulls people back to reality, the lustful monarch's beauty can really be called the most beautiful "woman" in the world

Every time Merlin saw Asmodeus, he would feel a little dazed, thinking that it would be great if this guy was really a woman, and so on.

However, as an old friend of Asmodeus, Merlin still knew him very well, and he would not be fooled by that layer of false skin.

Ordinary people would have been reduced to irrational suitors, crazily obsessed with the beauty of Asmodeus.

"Cough!" Merlin coughed lightly, and asked earnestly, "Asmodeus, what's the rush to find me?"

"That's right, it's something very urgent, which has kept me awake at night for the past few days, and my nerves have been in a state of tension." Asmodeus said with a magnetic voice.

"Oh?" Merlin's eyes brightened, and he asked patiently, "It must be difficult to force you to this point, right?"

"It's a long story, let's get to the point as soon as possible..."

Asmodeus stood up after speaking, left his throne, and turned around slowly in front of the camera.

Immediately afterwards, he lifted up his skirt, showing his chubby side for Merlin to see...

"Damn it!" Merlin quickly covered his eyes, but the boss split his fingers.

Covering his eyes was the same as not covering them, and he was so wide-eyed that his eyeballs almost fell to the ground.

Asmodeus's cunt was black and clung to the little ass of the ****.

The fabric has a reversed luster and is surrounded by tulip patterns. At first glance, the workmanship is extraordinary!

Merlin knew that Asmodeus was very skilled. He made all the clothes by himself. It would be a pity not to be a tailor if he could make such exquisite underwear!

With the situation in front of him, Merlin couldn't find any other adjectives except sexy.

But the faintly visible secret bulge below still slapped Merlin's face like a big slap, making him wake up.

"I want to hear your opinion. Does the panty dress I'm wearing look better if it's a little more transparent?" Asmodeus looked back at the camera, without any shame on his face. Instead, he asked solemnly, "Use To make light gauze, to highlight the hazy beauty..."

Merlin slapped himself on the forehead suddenly, and couldn't help complaining loudly, "Your so-called emergency is here to let me watch your fat times and express my thoughts!"

"Yes, that's right, otherwise, what else can I do with you? You are the only close friend who can discuss intimate fashion topics with me..." Asmodeus said confidently, feeling that Merlin's reaction was wrong, and he had clearly discussed it with me before. There are so many strange and weird things, and they are not like what they are now.

Merlin looked at Asmodeus expressionlessly and sighed

What bullshit is it about the life and death crisis of the demons?

What's the big thing about worrying so much that you can't sleep at night?

It's all fake!

Asmodeus just wanted someone to see if his panties were sexy!

Merlin complained viciously in his heart, and said frantically.

"Asmodeus, you don't have to rush me to come over for this kind of thing, okay? You can't find anyone!"

"To show people how fat you are..." Asmodeus thought for a while, then whispered, "Isn't it too shameful?"

"Don't you feel ashamed to show me!? Bastard!" Merlin was so angry with Asmodeus, "You don't even think about whether I want to see your mysterious bulge! Put my eyes It's all too spicy!"

"Why are your eyes hot? Your reaction is very strange..." Asmodeus thought for a while and continued, "According to my understanding, your reaction should be "I'm so excited!" "," Big JJ cute girl Saigao! ", "Hey, hey~" is normal, right?"

"Excuseme!?" Merlin spread his hands and said with frowning

"Get out! Who do you take me for!?"

"Put the skirt down quickly!"

"Don't lift it all the time, I don't want to see your fat times at all!"

"Now it makes me feel like I'm hiding in the basement and secretly watching GV!"

"You're really boring..." Asmodeus put down his skirt and returned to the throne.

"Why did you suddenly come to me to talk about fat times?" Merlin frowned and asked.

"Because I'm going to hold a concert in the Seventh Demon King Palace recently, it's a good time to gather believers (♂)." Asmodeus said with a half-smile.

"A concert?" Merlin felt a little surprised.

"That's right, you told me about the concert?" Asmodeus unfolded the fan in his hand.

"I've forgotten..." Merlin thought about it. He had told Asmodeus many things about the real world.

"I think my false voice practice is almost done now, and it's no problem to hold a concert." Asmodeus shook the fan in his hand, and said with a disappointed expression, "It's just that I have a dance move to lift up my skirt. It’s not enough without sexy fat times~”

"Day!" Merlin couldn't help but swear, and complained, "Don't lift up your skirt at every turn! Your big guns will make your fans doubt their lives!"

"But I think they will become more excited when they see my weapon?" Asmodeus said hesitantly.

"What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless..." Merlin said awkwardly.

"Right? I've been wearing women's clothing for so long, so of course I know where their eccentric excitement is?" Asmodeus smiled, covering half of his face with a fan.

"I don't deny that they will be excited, but showing your big body will destroy your feminine beauty." Merlin paused and said seriously, "Don't forget, I said a long time ago that what everyone likes is your feminine appearance , don’t destroy this harmonious beauty.”

"It makes sense..." Asmodeus thought it made sense, and continued to ask, "Could it be that you have a good idea?"

"Cough!" Merlin coughed lightly, raised his hand to signal not to speak, and kept quiet.

"There must be a way."

"This trick can be said to be a long-lost technique. I never tell ordinary people."

"But for the sake of our friendship, I will leave it to you. You must remember it well and practice a lot."

A gleam flashed in Asmodeus' eyes, and he asked excitedly, "What move? You said it so mysteriously, it made me a little excited."

"This move is called..." Merlin took a deep breath and said seriously

"Shrink the sun into the abdomen!"

at the same time.

The entrance of the Wrexham Adventurers Guild.

The gorgeous carriage came to a solid stop here.