The Unemployed Demon Lord

Milius turned his head and left, and said flatly, "I can crush someone like Luke to death with one finger. Reincarnation is really an art..."

Winifred didn't say anything, but left sullenly without looking back.

"Tch!" Masefield gritted his teeth and slammed his fist against the wall

hateful!

An Elgin great swordsman messed up the empire like this!

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In the guild.

Most adventurers somewhat believe that this is the real Elgin Great Swordsman.

The extremely similar outfits, and the unbelievable transcendent strength, are fully convincing.

The obese body can indeed be explained by some unorthodox magic. Who knows what kind of curse magic is in Elgin Great Swordsman?

As for identity?From the very beginning, no one knew the identity of Elgin the great swordsman, and saying that he was a commoner was all falsehood.

There are also very few people who still have a little doubt in their hearts, but there are very few people, and it is difficult to influence most of their thoughts.

In the end, Elizabeth announced that Elgin Great Swordsman joined the Bauhinia Knights, which caught many people off guard, but everyone is interested in Great Swordsman, and they are still very interested in knowing that he will parade in various regions.

"Parade in various regions? Maybe I have a chance to compete with this person..." Uncle Carl touched the stubble on his chin, and it was really hard to hide his militant character.

"Hey, hey, it's alright, Carl, you'll get into trouble if you like to do things like this." A big bead of sweat slid down Hobbs' forehead.

"What are you afraid of? As a man, you should have your own blood. I'm afraid of Elgin because of his reputation as a great swordsman? Impossible!" Uncle Karl drank his beer and left calmly.

"This guy... is completely reckless..." Hobbs sighed, then turned to Merlin and said, "Look, Elgin Great Swordsman has indeed reached a certain kind of reconciliation with the royal family, and has been recruited into the Bauhinia Knights gone."

"Uh-huh……"

Merlin responded perfunctorily, thinking that it was easy to understand that his counterfeit was included in the Bauhinia Knights, and he just wanted to explain to others that Elgin the Great Swordsman belonged to the royal family, and the royal family has been silently protecting the people all along.

But the fake Luke just now said that he would become fat only after being enchanted, which immediately made Merlin a little bit dumbfounded, he was immune to magic, what a fart magic!

It's just that almost no one knows about this magic immunity ability. It is estimated that except for a few people who have seen it with their own eyes, no one will see that Elgin Great Swordsman is a fake from this loophole.

Seeing Merlin's lack of interest, Hobbs wanted to test whether this guy was really not interested, or if he was just pretending not to be interested. "Look at Alice and Rukia, these two little fans look so excited."

Merlin raised his eyelids a little, and saw that Alice and Lucia had a happy conversation, so it must be about the fake Elgin great swordsman without thinking too much.

Merlin became a little upset, thinking that the real thing was right in front of her eyes but Alice couldn't see it, and she just talked about a fake one, is there any reason?It's simply incomprehensible.

Seeing Alice's happy look, Merlin felt a little uncomfortable. He thought there was something wrong with the eyes of this stinky woman, right?How much does that counterfeit look like himself?It's really unpleasant.

Although Merlin really doesn't care much about Elgin's reputation as a great swordsman, it is certain that he will be a little upset when someone impersonates him suddenly.

For Merlin, a name is nothing more than a person's identity label, it is not very important at all, it is dispensable.

However, Alice is very concerned about the label on her body, and she is still a counterfeit, which makes Merlin a little helpless.

Seeing that Merlin still didn't respond, Hobbs said eagerly, "Merlin, are you a little nervous, okay? Your wife is going to be hooked by Elgin the Great Swordsman, isn't that a good sign?"

"What are you afraid of? Will I care about Alice? It's ridiculous~" Merlin smiled contemptuously, and said in a contemptuous tone, "What does it matter to me who she likes? I'm not going to be led by Alice casually." Those who go..."

"You... Are you a broken pot?" Hobbs became embarrassed, and felt that there was a loveless aura coming from Merlin.

Merlin felt that he shouldn't meddle in other people's business. Originally, he and Alice weren't a real couple, so why meddle in so much business?

And whoever Alice likes is her freedom, and Merlin is not stupid enough to live with her for a few days and treat him as his wife.

Merlin felt that this embarrassing thought came to her after she had reached a certain level...

"Okay, I understand you. After all, your identities are too different from Alice's now, and it's normal to be under too much pressure." Hobbs patted Merlin on the shoulder and continued, "Apparently Alice has passed the test of time." In this stage, it has become more realistic, and it is reasonable to find a better man again, I wish you return to the singles club..."

"Tsk!" Merlin was speechless, thinking how could that counterfeit compare with himself?I always feel like everyone's talking bad...

The wine table shook suddenly, and Jenna sneaked into the guild, slowly revealing her little head from under the table.

She looked at Merlin with obsession, with a pink heart

"Mr. Merlin..."

"Cool hehe~"

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Chapter 13: Monthly Ticket Addition

"Uh..." Merlin was alert all over, and felt a chill, and the wine glass in his hand almost fell to the ground.

Jenna stared at Merlin as if she was going to eat Merlin, her saliva flowed out, and she sucked it back sharply.

Merlin's face turned dark immediately, wondering if this guy could be more disgusting? !You used to peep from afar, how dare you come here today?Are you not afraid that I will hit her?Oh, I almost forgot, the more you hit her, the better...

"Master Merlin, I'm here..." Jenna stared at Merlin and let out a weird laugh, "Cool hehe~"

"Hey, isn't this our love expert Jenna~?" Hobbs said in a teasing tone, not taking this young girl seriously.

Hobbs has known Arnold's sister Jenna for a long time. Although he doesn't chat much, he still meets occasionally.

So when you come up, you can speak in a more teasing tone. After all, Hobbs and Arnold have a good relationship.

"It's me, do you have an opinion?" Jenna crawled out from under the table, pinching her waist and putting on a superior look.

"No." Hobbs waved his hands again and again, and said awkwardly, "I just want to ask why your brother didn't come today?"

"Hmph! Don't mention that trash to me!" Jenna curled her lips, seemingly dissatisfied with Arnold's performance, "My brother was slapped by Miss Alice a few days ago, and he is in a state of depression, obviously I was there to make suggestions , but can’t even take down a commoner girl, it’s a disgrace to our Austin family! How could I have such a useless elder brother!”

Merlin's face darkened when he heard this, and he thought that if Arnold didn't have Jenna, the pig teammate sister, the success rate would be higher. It's because of Jenna, the pig teammate, that's why he hit the wall frequently, making Alice more and more Disgusted with Arnold, actually calling his brother a trash, where does this idiot get the confidence?

Apparently Merlin can also find himself in Arnold. Once upon a time?My younger sister always regards herself as a squat at home, and she doesn't seem to know anything other than a body of muscles.

A bucket of cold sweat dripped down on Hobbs' forehead, and he said awkwardly, "If you hadn't always given your brother bad ideas, it seems that your brother would not have been able to run into walls again and again with Alice..."

"What did you say?" Jenna immediately became unwilling to listen, and hugged her chest and said, "Are you questioning the authority of my love master!?" "Uh..."

With a stiff smile on Hobbs' face, he thought to himself, Master of Love, don't think that just because you have read a few novels for young girls, you have really experienced a vigorous love.

Although Hobbs complained frantically in his heart, there was still an awkward but polite smile on his face.

"How can I question the noble Miss Jenna, all the ideas you gave Arnold are great, I hope you will continue to work hard~" Merlin looked at Hobbs, thinking that this guy is usually very good with Arnold, why? At this time, he will be pushed into the fire pit, he is really a superficial brother, right?

"Of course I will continue to advise my brother so that he can pursue Miss Alice, so..." Jenna looked at Merlin with ** written all over her face, "I can be with Lord Merlin in a reasonable way, cool Hehe~"

"I..." Merlin frowned, and was about to swear, but when he thought of Jenna's shy character, let it go.

When Hobbs heard that there was something wrong, he nudged Merlin with his elbow, and asked in a curious voice, "When did you hook up with Arnold's sister? It's amazing. The daughter of the Earl's family can also get involved. I admire you."

Merlin immediately rolled his eyes, and responded helplessly, "What nonsense are you talking about? This guy came up with it all by himself, and I didn't do anything."

Hobbs immediately narrowed his eyes, looked at Merlin carefully, and commented lightly, "I hate this society that looks at faces, why do you always attract good women? It's so strange..."

Merlin twisted his mouth, and said secretly in his heart, if Hobbs went up and slapped Jenna, maybe in Jenna's eyes he would instantly become a male god like a handsome uncle, but this guy just shook M, and he found it by himself. Who makes sense?

"Nah~" Jenna blushed, put her hands down cautiously, and looked a little shy, "Is Lord Merlin free tonight? Do you want to have a candlelight dinner together?"

"I refuse..." Merlin refused with a stern expression. A not-so-good scene flashed in his mind. I'm afraid the candlelight dinner was fake, and dripping wax and leather whips were what this noble lady wanted...

Hobbs almost spit out the beer when he heard that, so he quickly pulled Merlin aside, and said quietly, "Fuck, Merlin, are you stupid? Of course you should agree to this kind of thing. Jenna is the daughter of the Earl's family. You Isn't it Minbai who picked up a treasure?"

"Sorry, I just felt nauseated, and I didn't feel like I found a treasure." Merlin's forehead was blackened, thinking that the guy who would look at him drooling every now and then, how could he be a normal person!

"The status gap between you and Alice is very different now. Looking at Alice's appearance now, it seems that she will kick you out and find another one at any time, so you need to think about it for yourself. It is also good to find a new home in advance. Yeah~" Hobbs glanced at Jenna across the way, and urged, "Look now, Jenna is the Earl's daughter, if you try to seduce her now, if you become the Earl's son-in-law, you will be embarrassed all your life." You don't have to worry about wearing clothes, why do you refuse such a beautiful job?"

"Hiss~" Merlin gasped, and said in surprise, "Why do I feel that you are just encouraging me to eat soft food?"

"Tsk! Look at what you said, it's too unrefined. This is called making full use of your talent~" Hobbs raised his eyebrows, thinking that this plan is feasible. Can it shine?

"What the hell talent? Isn't this the rhythm of the boy?" Merlin felt deep malice.

"Anyway, it's not the first time you've been a jerk. Being a jerk to Alice is definitely not as comfortable as jenna's jerk. This is a lucrative deal~" Hobbs said happily with an old whore expression on his face. "To be honest, if I were twenty years younger, this good thing would definitely not be your turn~"

"Get out!" Merlin forcefully pushed Hobbs away with his arm, feeling that this guy's thoughts were too dirty.

"How about Lord Merlin? Do you want to come with me..." Jenna revealed her expectation slowly.

"No." Merlin coldly refused, thinking that he needed to add another reason to make Jenna give up, "I heard that you are not the head of the Great Swordsman's fan club? Som, wouldn't it be better for you to have a candlelight dinner with your idol?"

"Tch!" Jenna curled her lips, showing a raised expression, and said contemptuously

"What Elgin, the great swordsman, is just that fat man, he is not as handsome as Lord Merlin..."

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Chapter 14: Hate

"Compared to that fat man of Elgin Great Swordsman, I think Lord Merlin's domineering temperament is more charming..."

Jenna, a little fan girl, didn't hide it, she said it directly, making Merlin blush.

Merlin thought to himself, does he have a domineering temperament?Why can't I feel it at all?

It may be that Jenna's imagination is too rich, everything looks like a domineering temperament, she is simply dying of persecution paranoia.

The more Hobbs looked at Jenna, the more miraculous he became. He quickly pulled Merlin and said in a very small voice, "Merlin, you are too strong, right?! How did you take down the Earl's daughter? Looking at the desperate appearance , I just can't understand it."

"Go, go, what's the mess?" Merlin frowned, a little unwilling to listen.

"You are simply Arnold's lifelong enemy. You stole his lover, and now even his sister is not letting go. You are so powerful. You have to say, strong!" Hobbs said to Merlin. Thumbs up, feeling that Merlin was too ruthless, not only robbed Alice, but also extended his claws to Arnold's sister Jenna in advance.

"Tsk!" Merlin pushed Hobbs away, wondering what to do with himself?Make yourself seem to be deliberately against Arnold.

"Master Merlin, okay? Having dinner together won't take much of your time." As Jenna spoke, she immediately approached Merlin, trying to get closer.

"Stay away from me, don't come close to me." Merlin felt a little flustered, as if he didn't know how to deal with Jenna's desire.

So Merlin subconsciously kicked Jenna's stool down, causing her to fall to the ground, her little butt came into intimate contact with the cold ground.

"Ouch!" Jenna exclaimed, and her expression became a little crying.

Merlin's eyebrows twitched. He swore that he didn't do it on purpose just now, it was just careless, and he accidentally bullied Jenna

Uh!Oops!

I didn't control my strength just now, but now it looks like I'm going to get burned!