The Unemployed Demon Lord

Merlin spread his hands and said with a half-smile, "Besides, I have no reason to help you. What does the survival of the empire have to do with me? For an adventurer like me who is running around, he just needs to change to a peaceful country... "

"But if Offrey becomes the ruler of the empire, it will make the empire worse than before. There will be more wars than ever before, and it will expand to other human kingdoms. No place will be spared, except for the lawless place of demons "Elizabeth said in a positive tone, "I know Grand Duke Offrey, he is an ambitious guy, and his greedy desire is difficult to satisfy."

After hearing this, Merlin couldn't help but fell into deep thought, thinking about whether to help Elizabeth keep the empire.

If it is true what Elizabeth said, Offrey is an extremely ambitious guy, then it seems that he will not calm down no matter where he hides.

In addition, Alice is easily overwhelmed by enthusiasm, and maybe she will make some unexpected moves.

In this way, it seems that short-term pain is worse than long-term pain. Let yourself deal with it before things become unmanageable.

It's just... Can't I contribute to this kind of thing in vain?

Thinking about the tens of millions of debts on myself and Alice, it's a bit breathless, maybe I can take the opportunity to open my mouth and blackmail a lot of money.

After all, an imperial power seems to be able to pay off huge debts, maybe...

Merlin immediately touched his chin, revealing a devilish evil smile, and the shrewd little calculation in his heart was crackling.

"It's not impossible to help you repel the incoming enemies..."

When Elizabeth saw Merlin let go, she was overjoyed, "As long as Your Excellency Merlin is willing to help me tide over the difficulties, I can agree to any request."

"Ha..." Merlin laughed. Seeing Elizabeth's enthusiasm, he was quite happy, and felt that freedom was just around the corner, "Since you are so sincere, I can help you, but all you need is...you understand what I mean? "

"Uh……"

Elizabeth suddenly burst into tears, and her face turned rosy strangely.

Looking at Merlin's perverted smile full of obscenities, she felt very conflicted in her heart, but in order to protect the empire, she should make some sacrifices.

Fortunately, Elizabeth had anticipated this situation a long time ago, and was prepared to do what she liked.

"Okay, I see."

After finishing speaking, Elizabeth went to open the cabinet and fumbled for something?

Merlin rubbed his chin, thinking that this queen is very good, she should go to get the priceless treasure, right?

After Elizabeth came back, she blushed and offered an exquisite small box to Merlin with both hands, "Please accept my thank you gift, I think you should be satisfied with this."

"Not bad, as long as it satisfies me, I can help you clear up the invading legion..."

Merlin made a serious promise and opened the box in front of Elizabeth.

Instead of jewels, however, there were two clumps of silk.

He was stunned, and stretched out his hand to pinch the two balls and spread them out.

One flesh-colored stocking, the other black stocking...

Merlin raised his head, blinked blankly, his face full of disbelief

and many more!

what's going on! ?

Is the so-called thank you gift such a ghost thing?

Just want to satisfy me with two stockings...

What do you think of me!Don't look down on people!asshole! !

(#`dish')

Chapter 31: Dreaming

Elizabeth turned her back to Merlin with a complicated expression, as if she didn't want the other party to see her expression at this time.

"I think you can be satisfied with this, right? These are the ones I wore a few days ago, and they should perfectly match your request and satisfy your... more curious mentality."

Elizabeth said it very euphemistically, without using words like "abnormal" or "disgusting".

Merlin looked at the two stockings in his hand, with the word "囧" in capital letters appearing on his face, he was caught off guard by Elizabeth's thank you gift

I wipe!Is this human queen full of shit? !

Give me silk stockings with hair!You really think of me as a pervert!

This thing can't be eaten, and it can't be used to pay off debts!

And what does it mean to deliberately wear it a few days in advance?

Is it because I am worried that it is not original and it is difficult to satisfy my perverted addiction! ?

Merlin immediately rolled his eyes, and threw the stockings in his hand on the ground, feeling that he had been humiliated.

"Go away! Who needs such a boring thing? Stop looking down on people! Bastard!"

"Eh?!" Elizabeth was taken aback by Merlin's reaction. It was different from what she had imagined, and she thought that this man would accept it honestly with a big smile on his face. "For this kind of thank you, can it be Don't you like it?"

"I like a fart! Don't just assume my preferences!" Merlin's expression became a little crazy.

"Ming..." Elizabeth hesitated to speak, and mustered up the courage to mutter, "Mingming is a fetish, and after receiving the intimate clothing of beautiful women, it should be changed to surprise, right?"

"What a surprise! Don't beauties shit?! Do you think that the things you wear are very valuable? I don't care about them!" Merlin frowned, and his eyes were bloodshot with anger.

"Since..." Elizabeth calmed down a little, and stretched out her hand, "Since you don't like it, why did you rob me of my stockings last time? And... please return them to me quickly."

"Uh……"

Merlin subconsciously shed a drop of cold sweat, thinking that Elizabeth was torn up by Alice in surprise, what a fart!

But this matter cannot be said, the stockings are a bargaining chip, preventing Elizabeth from crossing the river and tearing down the bridge.

If Elizabeth is dishonest, she is ready to humiliate her with that stocking.

So Merlin coughed twice in embarrassment, and explained calmly and solemnly.

"Cough! I can't return that, but I won't use it to do weird things, because I'm not a fetishist, I just take it...to commemorate..."

"Remember?"

Elizabeth showed a somewhat suspicious expression, feeling that Merlin was trying to excuse herself, but she didn't admit it was clearly a fetish.

But thinking that Merlin is a married man, maybe he has some hobby of collecting, to make up for the regrets of his youth.

Elizabeth narrowed her eyes and asked in a strange tone.

"Does your lover know that you have such a strange hobby? Collecting other women's private clothes is always a bit disgusting. Could it be that because of your disharmony in your private life, you plan to use women's clothes as a barbarian's sexual delusion and mental derailment?"

"What's messed up? Can you stop talking nonsense?" Merlin felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, so he quickly changed the subject and said, "Don't worry about stockings, okay? This is not what I need at all. What I really need is money."

"Money?" Elizabeth was startled, she didn't expect to use money to solve the problem, and she was a little thankful in her heart, "How much do you want?"

"This..." Merlin touched his chin, and a glint of a profiteer flashed in his eyes, "Just help us pay off our debts to the Holy See? How about it? It's not too much!"

"It's all paid off?!" Elizabeth's eyes widened and she screamed, subconsciously covering her small mouth that couldn't close.

"Haha, what was your reaction? How can you say that you are also the supreme ruler of the empire? It shouldn't be difficult to help me pay off my debts..." Merlin said casually, as if he wanted to ask Elizabeth for a little favor.

However, Elizabeth's shocked expression meant that the matter was not simple, and it already meant to kill her.

The mithril armor that inherited the brave is extremely precious. It has been passed down in the Holy See for thousands of years and is a legendary armor worn by countless brave men.

If Alice hadn't been wearing this armor during the crusade against the Demon King's Palace, she might have been hacked to death by Merlin's sword in the first wave.

A strong man like the Spear Brave used to be its owner, so one can imagine the value of this set of armor.

Because of this set of armor, Merlin and Alice had to pay back tens of millions of gold coins, which is so expensive that it makes one's scalp tingle!

What is the concept of tens of millions of gold coins?It takes a full 20 years of taxation for the British Empire to pay off!

For the empire, its development will stop for a full twenty years, and the people's taxes will increase, and there will definitely be complaints.

No wonder Elizabeth showed such a shocked expression, it was difficult to accept Merlin Lion's open-mouthed suggestion. This was not a discussion, but a naked robbery!

"Not difficult? Are you kidding me? How could I agree to such a harsh condition?"

"Oh?" Merlin turned his head and walked out the door, saying without hesitation, "Forget it then, you should hire someone else, maybe someone else can help you resist the rebels~"

Elizabeth immediately became tense, her face was pale, and her lips were bitten pale.

Now Elizabeth clearly felt that Merlin was taking advantage of the fire, but it was difficult to say anything.

Because apart from Merlin, it was hard for Elizabeth to think of anyone else who could handle the current dire situation.

Elizabeth gritted her teeth, raised her head and stopped Merlin who was about to leave.

"Your Excellency, please wait, I agree to your terms!"

Merlin stopped, raised the corners of his mouth, and turned around with a smile on his hands, "That's right, I have the ability to deal with those rebels, and you only need to pay a small amount of money to stabilize your throne. This is a fair game." deal~"

"Is it fair..." Elizabeth frowned. To be honest, she didn't feel the slightest bit of fairness at all. She only felt the humiliation of powerlessness and being slaughtered!

"It's simple, you can rest assured to sleep well, as for those rebels, they are all mobs, just leave it to me alone." Merlin promised Elizabeth.

Elizabeth didn't say a word, she just felt pain in her flesh. In order to invite Merlin as a foreign aid, she suffered a lot!

Merlin suddenly remembered something, and turned the subject to ask, "By the way, how did you know that I am the Great Swordsman Elgin?"

"My knight reported that Elgin the Great Swordsman was perverted to me by wearing stockings on his head..." Elizabeth sighed, and fell asleep lightly. "At that time, apart from you, I can't think of anyone else who could do such a thing..."

"Uh..." Merlin thought to himself as a few black lines slid down his forehead.

Is it such a trick! ?

Why do you think it's me when you see a pervert wearing stockings?

the next day.

Temporary Palace Conference Hall.

Merlin promised Elizabeth to help her resist the rebels, so he had a good night's rest here, but he still had other things to do.

As a powerful reinforcement for this war, Merlin needs to meet his own forces, namely the four Thorn Knights.

The reason is that for the time being, everyone is an ally of the same enemy and a common enemy, so we can get to know each other and fight against the enemy together.

Although Merlin felt that it was enough to rely on himself, and there was no need to mess up the messy pre-station meeting, but thinking that this was Elizabeth's territory, he didn't say anything, as long as he knew a little bit of rules.

At this time, the sun broke the horizon, but the weather did not look good.