The Unemployed Demon Lord

Why do you look shy and look forward to it?I'm not that kind of person!

Little Merlin quickly shook her head, she didn't want any slaves to follow her, and said seriously.

"No, Helena, calm down, I don't need any slaves at all...

"But... Helena got confused and said in a low voice, "Whoever owns my slave contract will be my new master. In order to survive, there are some things that I cannot resist.

"Uh!

Alice's face was ugly, looking at Helena's appearance, she wanted to get on top quickly, and she didn't take herself seriously at all.

no!Merlin must not be allowed to have a female slave. This superficially serious guy, who knows what evil things a beautiful female slave would do?

So Alice stood up from the chair suddenly, grabbed Little Merlin's ankle, turned him upside down, and kept shaking like trying to pull a carrot: "Merlin! Quick!"

"Spit it out quickly

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Chapter 54: The Beast King (Gageng)

Xiao Meilin sneered, her ankle was grabbed by Alice, and she was a little dizzy from Huang's head. She couldn't help but stop repeatedly: "Alice! Calm down! There's no way to spit it out like this..."

"What can't you spit it out? Just spit it out how you eat it. You won't be moved because you can have a female slave, right?!" Alice looked serious, thinking that Merlin didn't hand it over on purpose.

"...Who is tempted? I don't!" Xiao Meilin frowned depressedly, and said awkwardly, "I really can't spit it out now, I'm a child, don't torture me like this, okay?"

"Then... what should I do?" Alice brought little Merlin back and asked earnestly, making up her mind that it was impossible for Helena and Merlin to establish a master-servant relationship.

"This... Little Merlin touched his chin, his face turned black, and he said seriously, "I think... why don't you wait for me to poop and see if I can pull it out, it's going to be in my stomach, it will definitely come out...

There was silence in the donkey cart. After hearing what Little Merlin said, the three of them fell silent. Blackman and Helena were expressionless. They felt that this kind of thing was obviously serious, but when Little Merlin said it...why is it so bloody? ?

"Hey! Why don't you guys talk? I think Zi 2 can really pull out that piece of kraft paper... Xiao Meilin said it seriously, but in fact he didn't know the truth.

...Alice looked at Little Merlin, thought for a moment, and said solemnly, "Go back and eat some crotons, maybe it will improve your efficiency...

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"Ah!?" Little Merlin was taken aback, and looked at Alice in disbelief, "...you are a devil..."... <A desert country far away from Britain, the Ptolemaic Dynasty.

Although this kingdom has a vast territory, almost all of it is in the desert.

The strong wind and yellow sand filled the air, whistling and bringing about terrifying sandstorms.

The huge scorching sun tops the sky, and the scorching temperature makes people feel thirsty. It seems to be bigger than the sun in other places.

In a mysterious and unknown place in the desert country, there is a strange building like a minaret.

The whole is crimson red, and flames erupt from the top of the tower from time to time, which looks like a monster lair.

This is the strongest dark guild, the headquarters of Phoenix, hidden in the remote desert, it is difficult for ordinary people to find them.

The reason why it is called the strongest dark guild is because their overall strength surpasses all peers, and can even be compared with any powerful organization in history.

The tycoon Zan Zan, who was once all-powerful and dared to confront a country, could not be compared with the current Phoenix in the most powerful period, and would only be hanged and beaten.

Every member is a well-known big shot, and anyone who is pulled out at random can shock the outside world, and their background and strength are also bottomless.

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The man who leads this organization is known as the human being who is closest to the gods. His origin is unknown, but he is very mysterious. He practices the ultimate magic of ancient civilization, and the guild is named after him.

Phoenix, the mythical phoenix that can regenerate infinitely in flames, seems to indicate that this guild will stand firm in the eternal torrent of time.

At this time, outside the minaret, a woman in a black leather jacket with a tight figure and a tight figure is standing outside, seemingly waiting for someone to come back?

She has a beautiful appearance, and her eyes are flashing, showing a coquettish look. She has pink hair draped behind her back, and two strangely shaped double swords are carried on her back.

No matter how violent the wind and sand are, it is difficult to get close to her. It seems to have an independent aura, which isolates everything like a protective cover.

This sexy and charming woman is called Hessie, one of the members of Phoenix, whose identity is mysterious and unknown.

Suddenly, swirling flames appeared in the sky, faintly forming a group of phoenixes, and the portal opened. A leopard man who was fighting Alice walked out of it slowly, looking a little tired.

This trip made him feel very tired. Even a strong half-orc can't bear it, let alone encountering difficult guys one after another.

"You're finally back? I've been waiting for you here for a long time, Saret... Hessie said with a half-smile.

"The president asked you to come here to pick me up?" the leopard man named Saruit asked.

"That's right, he thinks you'll be back soon, I've been waiting here for three days and three nights, you can really dawdle... There was a trace of dissatisfaction on Hessie's face.

"Sorry, this operation didn't go well, I met too many difficult guys, and it took too long." Sarrett said helplessly, "Why did you enter by yourself? Why didn't you come back with an elite level demon? "Hessie looked at Saruit and asked in a low voice, you won't fail the mission, right?

Sarrett thought about it, and felt that he didn't have any good excuses, so he sighed, "Yes, I failed. Everything went well at first, but in the end, adventurers came to disrupt the situation. I had no choice but to give up."

"It's really useless, ha... Hersey couldn't help laughing.

"..."...Sarrett frowned, his beard trembled, and a few fangs were exposed, "There are too many unexpected things this time, even if you can't handle it, I was petrified by a thing with snake hair, so I had to cut off my arm , causing serious injuries to myself, and then a human adventurer who can turn into a dragon fought with me. My body can no longer bear it. If it was in its prime, these would not be a problem, but that ghost thing that can petrify me is too weird了 0) SFZ Xiaozhi "Ha... Hexi laughed dryly, and said casually, "I am not the object of your bitterness. I have no interest in your experience. Don't explain it to me, explain it to the president..."...

"I know, I will explain the reason to the president myself." Sarrett didn't bother to look at the woman in front of her who was posing, and couldn't communicate at all.

"You should be thankful that Phoenix is ​​not a leader who randomly kills people, but a wise leader. If you fail the mission and leave it to other dark guilds, your end can only be a dead end." Hessie said meaningfully , implying that Sarrit recovered his life, "If Phoenix is ​​a lunatic, I will not follow him far away from my hometown." Saruit paused, and continued, "I am an orc, so I would not trust humans instinctively, but The president is an exception, he is worthy of my proud head...

"I have never been able to figure out why you didn't stay in the United Kingdom and enjoy the lofty glory? Instead, you came here all the way? Curious... Hersey raised her head, pretending to be thinking, looking slightly tired in front of her, But the leopard man whose eyes were still shining brightly: "If I remember correctly, you can sit and chat with the Elf King at the same table, right? "

"The orc king sent down an oracle."

Chapter 55: Letter from afar

"Don't mention my past. I'm no longer an orc king. I'm just a sinner exiled by the tribe." Sarrett lowered his head, as if he didn't want to recall the fact that he was the orc king.

"I still don't know why you were exiled? You left the group voluntarily and came to join the notorious Dark Guild. No matter how you think about it, it seems that there is something else going on." Hessie said meaningfully, her eyes were very suspicious of this leopard man.

"The United Kingdom is an alliance of non-human races. It is mainly divided into nine races, and the rest of the small ethnic groups are ignored. The nine major races elected leaders and formed a nine-member council. They determine the development of the United Kingdom... Sarrett Yoyo said.

"It sounds more fair. Weren't you one of the nine?" Hessie looked at Sarrett.

"Fairness? There is no such thing as fairness. Everyone is fighting for the interests of their own group. Whoever has the biggest fist can speak the truth. Among the nine chiefs, the elf king has the most say, even if he doesn't get the blessing of the elf god." , but it still makes people feel terrible... Saret paused, and laughed at himself, "The last pure land of non-human species?It sounds beautiful, but in fact it is the property of the Elf King alone. With his mouth alone, he has mastered the fate of all other alien races, sucked the blood of other alien races, and continued to grow the elves. "Why don't you leave the union?" Kingdom? Are your clansmen all fools?" Hersey joked.

"I told all the clansmen, but they didn't want to believe me, they would rather believe in the false dream constructed by the Elven King. As a result, you can also see that I was exiled as a sinner who disturbed unity, and became a homeless wanderer... Sarrett said in a firm tone, looking at his black-haired paws.

"It's so pitiful, ha... Hessie covered her mouth and laughed, then asked again in doubt, "After all, you orcs are also a race with a deep foundation, and you let an old guy from the Elven King lead you by the nose?Why don't other races unite and resist together? "

"The Elven King is an old monster with an endless lifespan and will never grow old. He was born in the age of the gods, and he may have seen the gods fall from the sky when he was still in his infancy?" Saret closed his eyes , commented, "This guy's power... is bottomless, no one can shake his position, the most important thing is that he is in charge of the lives of all non-human races, and can sink the kingdom's land under the sea at any time In the endless abyss, I even suspect that from the beginning of the establishment of the alliance, the Elf King designed a scam, using rhetoric to make other aliens follow...

"So, if you give your life to someone else, you will lose all your rights. You are all vassals of the Elf King." Fighters are also regarded as lunatics by their peers, "But judging from what you said, the strength of the elves is so terrifying that all your leaders dare not act rashly?Is it so scary?

"The territory of the entire United Kingdom was stripped from the human continent and built on an abyss, like a hanging city without any support. It needs continuous blessing of huge magic power to make the land of the kingdom float on the sea..." Sa Rhett raised his head and looked at Hessie, "and continue to support the entire kingdom... the king of elves, he used his own power to protect the kingdom from being destroyed for tens of millions of years, constantly fighting against the terrifying gravity in the abyss of the sea, in a sense …I admire the fact that the Elf King is willing to sacrifice himself to protect the United Kingdom from the bottom of his heart, but it is also true that he has indirectly controlled the fate of other alien races and become more dictatorial.

"...After hearing this, Hessie shed a few drops of cold sweat on her forehead. She thought to herself that it would be possible for one person to support the land of the entire kingdom without falling into the abyss of the sea for tens of millions of years. The magical power required would be unimaginable. , even the power of an immortal elf cannot be unlimited. Is this elf king a living god? It's too sensational.

"I pray for freedom and equality in my heart. I don't hate the Elven King, but I just don't want to see my own group can't even control their own destiny. It's too pitiful...Saruit said in a deep voice, it doesn't look like a vicious guy .

"Who do you think is stronger, our president or the Elf Heaven?" Hessie asked in a low voice, as if she was thinking of other things.

"I can't tell the difference. The strength of the president and the Elven King is equally bottomless, and I can't easily compare them." Sarrit shook his head, and changed the subject, "But the reason I follow Phoenix is ​​that, Agree with his ideals, change the whole world, and promote the evolution of all races, so that the weak will be eliminated in the evolution, and the living guys are strong enough, and everyone can control their own lives "Even if it is doing some evil things? "Hessie asked with a half-smile.

"Change is doomed to be accompanied by bloodshed and sacrifice. This is inevitable. The lucky ones who can survive in the end will definitely understand. Sarrett passed Hessie and walked straight to the steeple in the long yellow sand; to meet that A human being who is closest to God.

Hessie looked at the back of Sarrett going away, and muttered to herself

"Hmph, honest cat...

The southernmost tip of the world, the United Kingdom of the South, which is almost completely isolated from the outside world, is located here.

This is the gathering place of alien races, far away from Middle-earth, not disturbed by any human kingdom.

Except for all normal trade, there is no communication with the outside world, but there are many people who will praise the beauty of the paradise here. Long, long ago, the continents were connected together, and they were huge completed plates.

As the era of demons came to an end, the era of humans came, and non-human races were squeezed out and suppressed everywhere.

In the face of the huge number of human beings, non-human species are very small, and it is difficult to resist the rapid rise of human beings, so they can only choose to migrate away from home.

In order to prevent the complete extinction of non-human races, the Elven King lobbied all races, cut the continental plate with a star destroyer, and established the Southern United Kingdom far away from Middle-earth.

At this moment, on a sunny afternoon, when the human world is entering the cold winter season, the United Kingdom is still like spring all year round. The only heir of the Elf King, Shirley, is pacing back and forth in her study, seemingly anxiously waiting What?

Dong dong dong, there was a light knock on the door, like some kind of agreed signal, Shirley's pointed ears twitched a few times, and she walked over to open the door of the study with a happy face.

A handsome elf knight in men's clothing came in with a sneaky look, as if he had done something bad to avoid being discovered.

"Did you bring it?" Shirley couldn't help asking.

"Well, bring it... The elf knight showed embarrassment, took out a roll of newspaper from his arms, and handed it to Shirley.

"Haha! Trojan horse~" Shirley kissed the newspaper, her face blushing with excitement, "I can finally understand what's going on outside the kingdom." Then...Your Highness, can you stop asking me to do such a thing next time? The elf knight frowned, and said in embarrassment, "Items in the human world are prohibited items. I will be punished if I am found...

"Don't worry, only you and I know about this matter, it's our secret, and it won't be easily discovered." Shirley smiled and said happily, "As expected of my knight, I want to know what happened in the human world I can only ask for your help..."

The elf knight blushed and said shyly, "I hope you won't ask me to do such a thing next time. It's too dangerous. By the way, why do you want to end the affairs of the human world?"

"After all, I have been in exile in the human world for a long time, and I am more or less curious about it. There are many things I have never seen before Shirley came to her desk and spread out the rolled newspaper.

"Human beings are all evil and despicable criminals x<They are mercenary, lazy, why should you understand them? Those dirty guys once kidnapped you... The elf knight frowned, even though he was wearing men's clothes, he looked like a girl.

"Don't say that, there are good and bad among human beings, not all of them are like what you said, maybe you should try to see with your own eyes." Shirley raised her head and said kindly.

"Well, I won't take the initiative to contact those humans. Those humans wandering around in the port are more and more cunning in hurting people. They always use shady means for profit... The elf knight said with a serious expression.

"That's what businessmen say, this is their job... Shirley said solemnly.

"...One... The elf knight's face is ugly, he is not very happy, "I think it is dangerous for you to go on like this..." Shirley didn't respond, but looked carefully at the newspaper in front of her, which was the London Post. Most of the records on it were The things about Britain are different from elves and humans. Shirley is not very familiar with human characters, and she reads them much slower than ordinary people. Perhaps this newspaper was brought by businessmen, and the news is not the latest, but all Something that has been happening for some time.

However, these things are still infinitely attractive to Shirley, and this is the only way for her to learn about the news of the human world.

"Shocked! The powerful adventurer who saved the Kingdom of France is actually raising a man who eats soft food in private?!"

Soon there was a piece of news that attracted Shirley, and there was a blurry picture, and the two people above looked a little familiar.

"Huh!?" Shirley stared at her carefully, thinking, isn't this Miss Alice and Mr. Merlin?The two of them actually appeared in the newspaper!Didn't realize she was already a celebrity...

"Your Highness, what's the matter with you?" The elf knight asked curiously.

"This...they are the adventurers who helped me. I have lived with this Miss Alice for several days. She is gentle and kind... Shirley pointed at Alice in the photo in surprise, unexpectedly She is already a hero.

"...Yes... the elf knight looked at the silver-haired girl in the photo, she didn't look like a bad person? But the haired man next to him didn't look like a good thing, he looked old and cunning, and his eyes were squinting.

Shirley stared at the newspaper and pondered, thinking about something important in her heart—it's been a long time since the last time we parted, and I haven't seen Miss Alice and Mr. Merlin?