The Unemployed Demon Lord

Jenna next to her rolled her eyes, ignoring her brother who was daydreaming, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "How could it be her? Damn the royal family are all blind, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense, it is the honor of our whole Wrexham for Miss Alice to become a foreign Thorn Knight." Earl Austin yelled at the side, not wanting his daughter to talk nonsense at this time.

"Shout!" Jenna pursed her lips, still not very convinced. She felt that Alice was now the Knight of Thorns, so wouldn't her chances of attacking Merlin be even slimmer?

"Tsk tsk tsk! Alice's status is getting higher and higher, and brother Merlin's life is difficult... Hobbs shook his head, seemingly knowing the pain of a strong wife.

"Your family... are you just envious? To be honest, I have always wanted to find a rich woman to hold my thighs. Recently, I have been practicing steel ball skills. I think I am trying to save ten years of struggle...Price, the guard The captain said happily.

"...Brother, it's a wolf... Hobbs said shamefully.

"Hey, I heard that the secret hut has reopened, do you understand what I mean?" Price raised his eyebrows.

"I don't understand, hehehe... Hobbs said he didn't understand, but his expression gave him away.

"Prudish~" Price stabbed a few copies of Hobbs with his elbow, "As the captain of the guards of Wrexham, I have an obligation to protect the safety of every townsman, so I will go to the secret hut first Play around and make sure there is no danger there." "Ha, I'm still an enthusiastic citizen of Wrexham. For the safety of Wrexham, I'm going to try my best~" Hobbs couldn't stop laughing.

On such a serious occasion, the two old hooligans looked at each other and smiled, probably already had an evil plan in their hearts.

Alice was waving to the crowd below, and it was the first time she experienced what it means to be surrounded by stars, which reminded her of the time when she was a brave man.

Elizabeth was still a little worried about bumping into Merlin, so she couldn't help lowering her voice and asking, "Miss Alice, can I ask a question?"

"Huh? Please, Your Majesty..." Alice turned her head and saw Elizabeth's panicked expression, which is very abnormal for a high-ranking queen.

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"Then... is your husband, Mr. Merlin... in Wrexham?" Elizabeth asked cautiously.

"Him?" Alice hesitated for a moment, and now she couldn't hide the fact that she was Merlin's wife, so she covered up and said, "Mei... has something to do and hasn't come back, so it's hard for His Majesty to ask him for something?

"No...no!" Elizabeth panicked and denied again and again, she was completely relieved, she had been worrying for so long in vain, so it turned out that Merlin wasn't in Wrexham at all?Then what else do you have to be afraid of?After being nervous for so many days, I was completely scaring myself.

So...you know Merlin? Alice asked curiously.

"We...how could we know each other? We just have a slight ear for Mr. Merlin..." Elizabeth blushed, lowered her head hastily, and reacted nervously.

"Have you heard about it?" Alice frowned, feeling that Her Majesty the Queen was very abnormal. Thinking back carefully, Merlin once used stockings to put on his head, and said it belonged to the Queen of the Empire!Why am I so paranoid now?

Not the bastard Merlin...

Yu also has 5 legs with the British woman! 3

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Chapter 3: Lei Feng Elementary School Carrying the Hand (plus more)

The canonization ceremony was over, and Elizabeth led the knight team back to the Royal City of London.

However, the enthusiasm for the celebration didn't dissipate. People celebrated the birth of a Thorn Knight together by drinking and chatting.

Xiao Meilin didn't want to go home yet, but was playing on the street, relying on her small size, no one noticed when she grabbed a handful of candies.

Tut tut tut!Alice is really a salted fish now, and the whole town is celebrating her

Thinking about it, it's really not easy. I was a transparent adventurer when I met a year ago, but I didn't expect it to become like this?

Xiao Meilin was judging in her heart, and suddenly felt like an old father who brought up a worthless woman.

"This is mine! Absolutely not to you!

Suddenly, a voice full of childishness sounded, it seemed to be in the alley next to it, and there was a bit of fear in the tone.

Xiao Meilin stopped, frowned slightly, hesitated for a moment, pinned the lollipop she just stole behind her back, and walked into the alley for what?It sounds like a little girl?

In the alley, two half-grown boys surrounded a four or five-year-old girl in the center.

"Take it out quickly, don't force us to do it~" A boy with brown hair stretched out his hand.

"Isn't it just a candy? Don't be so stingy, Minnie~" Another boy wearing a beret echoed.

The two boys were obviously a few years older than the little girl, a whole head taller than her, and much stronger.

"No, no! I won't give it to you! You two bad guys!" Minnie hid the lollipop behind her back with a hostile face.

"Tsk! It's really dishonest, then don't blame us for being rude!

As soon as the words fell, the two little boys rushed forward and started to fight.

The little girl was originally smaller than them, and her strength was no match, so she was quickly defeated.

"Hey, I got it!" The brown-haired boy shook the candy in his hand showing off.Said, "Remember to divide it in half." The beret boy licked his mouth greedily.

"Give it back to me!" Minnie's face turned red from anger, and she rushed to grab the candy that belonged to her.

"Go away! Are you crazy?" The brown-haired boy frowned, "Pull him away!

"Let go! You little shrew!" The boy in the beret stepped forward to help, pulling Minnie quickly.

In desperation, Minnie opened her mouth and bit the arm of the brown-haired boy fiercely. As a result, the lollipop in his hand fell to the ground and smashed to pieces. Seeing her beloved thing smashed into pieces, Minnie bit her lip, tears welling in her eyes The heart surged up, and the two boys were about to cry with anger.

"...The brown-haired boy rubbed his arm, and when he saw the red tooth marks, he immediately raised his fist angrily, "You bastard, see if I don't kill you!" "

"Goo...Minnie doesn't even look at the brown-haired boy waving his fists, only the broken lollipops in his eyes.

But just as the brown-haired boy's little fist was about to hit Minnie's face, a stone "swished" into his face.

"Ah!" the brown-haired boy bared his teeth in pain, covered his face and looked to the left, "Who!?"

Xiao Meilin stood at the exit of the alley, weighing the two boys up and down, "Who am I? Have you ever heard of Lei Feng Elementary School being in charge? Two boys bullying a little girl are really promising, you guys~"

"You want to meddle in your own business? Go away!" The brown-haired boy covered his red forehead, angrily.

"Get lost! Can't you understand human language?" The beret boy curled his lips.

"Tsk! Two stinky brats, their mouths are really stinky... Little Merlin said playfully.

"Obviously I'm a stinky brat, and you're still talking about others?" The beret boy frowned.

"Don't talk nonsense to him, beat him!" How could the brown-haired boy be willing to give up after suffering a loss, and rushed forward directly.

"To be honest, it's been a long time since I beat my little friends violently... Little Merlin shrugged his shoulders, and two stones flew out in his hand, hitting the two boys on the forehead.

The two boys cried out in pain, clutching their heads, and finally realized that Little Merlin was not easy to mess with.

So the two held back their tears, turned around and ran, and quickly disappeared into the alley, not forgetting to say some classic lines: "You wait for me!"

"Don't go!"

"Crazy, if I don't leave, am I going to wait for you to call Dad?" Xiao Meilin spread her hands, feeling very baffled. She knew that she should not leave after school, and someone was going to beat her at the school gate. Wouldn't she be able to jump over the wall? Having said that, ah! It's so cool! It's been a long time since I felt like beating an enemy, even if the opponent is two brats...

Wait, will I feel a sense of accomplishment even beating up my little friends now?Wouldn't I be reduced to a complete loser if this continues? Little Merlin put away her proud attitude and came to Minnie, who was still staring at her broken lollipop.

"Hey, kid, how much do you care about food, you almost got beaten just now...

"My lollipop...Minnie burst into tears immediately, with snot and tears, and the freckles on her face became brighter.

"...Xiao Meilin frowned, thinking that little brats are really annoying, right?

Xiao Meilin and Xiaomi Ni were sitting in the alley, the sky was getting dark gradually.

Minnie is still worried about her candy being smashed, even if Little Merlin gave her the candy he touched, she is still chattering.

"Damn Charlie and Duke, they robbed my candy. I must settle with them!" Minnie accused the two boys while licking Little Merlin's lollipop.

"Who are Charlie and Duke?" Little Merlin asked suspiciously.

"It's the two bad guys who grabbed my candy just now. They are as virtuous as their alcoholic father. They hang around in the street every day. They are the bullies among the children in the town!" Minnie's small mouth was quite sharp.

"Ah...Little Merlin was stunned, and suddenly realized that adults have their world, and children have their own rules, and I have never understood the worldview of little kids before.

"I want to form a rebel army, unite the children in the town, and teach the two bullies Charlie and Duke a lesson!" Minnie said seriously, but her appearance of licking candy was childish.

"I don't think a kid who keeps crying because he broke a lollipop can do anything...Little Merlin shook his head.

"What are you talking about? Aren't you a brat too? I think you are similar to me... Minnie retorted incomprehensibly.

"Tsk! Hurry up and go home to find your mother, I don't have time to accompany...Little Merlin jumped out of the box, turned around and walked out.

"Wait! My name is Minnie, what's your name? I feel like you're new to Wrexham, and I haven't seen you before." Minnie chased after Merlin and asked.

"None of your business?" Xiao Meilin leaned on her arms, not wanting to communicate with this child.

"Minnie! Minnie! Where are you?"

A familiar voice came, it sounded like the father who came to look for his child, very anxious.

"It's my dad, I hope to see you again!" Minnie passed Little Merlin and ran straight out of the alley, "Dad! I'm here!

"Minnie? Haha, let me find you~" Hobbs came over and hugged Minnie, with a smile that he couldn't usually see on his face.

Ah...Little Merlin's eyes widened. She didn't expect Minnie to be the daughter of Hobbs. The old rascal once said that he was married long ago and had a daughter.

"Dad, Charlie and Duke are going to steal my things today!" Minnie complained angrily.

"What? These two little bastards, I will definitely teach them a lesson when I get the chance." Hobbs said with a straight face, vowing.

"Thanks to this brother, otherwise I would have been bullied... Minnie pointed at Little Merlin in the alley.

"Oh? Which brother... Hobbs looked in the direction his daughter was pointing at, and was startled when he saw Little Merlin, "It's already getting late, so why don't you go home quickly?" "

"Tch! It's still early~" Xiao Meilin curled her lips and said.

"Alice was very anxious when you were taken away by the devil. It was hard to bring you back, but be careful. It is better to understand the kindness of others." Hobbs said with a light smile.

"I never need others to take care of me, I can handle everything by myself." Xiao Meilin said proudly.

Hobbs was stunned, and then showed a smile that was not a smile. After holding Minnie and leaving, a meaningful voice came: "It's because of your arrogant attitude that you are always unpopular, Merlin: "Hmph, Hobbs...Little Merlin snorted softly, then widened his eyes in shock, and realized something was wrong, wait a minute!Why would Hobbs know I'm Merlin's?

The way I am now, no one who doesn't know will be able to recognize me!

Hobbs is an information dealer with little information, nothing else, just a flying uncle?

Could it be that I was thinking too much? Did Hobbs just say it casually after drinking too much?

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Chapter 4: Responding to Customers

At home, Alice sat on the sofa with a serious expression, looking preoccupied.