The Unemployed Demon Lord

Chapter 12: Guawazi Knights (Add more)

Xiao Meilin looked at the toy Vientiane Jialuo, and felt mixed emotions in his heart for a while, did he already want to get mixed up with these little kids?Shame!

but……

The adoring eyes of these little guys looking at me are quite refreshing, I feel that I am above all living beings once again!Wow ha ha ha ha!

Xiao Meilin was holding the Vientiane Jialuo toy knife, holding her head high and her chest high, the sack cloak flapping behind her back, looking majestic.

"Wow!" The three children let out a burst of static, and were struck by the handsome figure of Little Merlin.

"Hmph...Little Merlin struggled to climb onto the wine barrel, and looked down at them, "To be honest, I am the great swordsman Elgin, and you all have to listen to me from now on, and obey my advice.

"You are a little swordsman, not a big swordsman. The big swordsman is much taller than you... Mimi's untimely retort.

"Tsk!" Xiao Meilin was dissatisfied, "I don't care if you talk too much, I'm a great swordsman."

"It's a little swordsman, do you think you're a big swordsman with a sack around your neck? Childish!" Xiaomin said angrily.

"...Xiao Meilin frowned, thinking that he was an adult after all, and was called childish by a brat? How unreasonable!

"No! He's a newcomer, so why should he be a little swordsman? I want to be one too!" Siyan Boy was the first to be unconvinced, looking at the toy Vientiane Jialuo in Little Merlin's hands with envy.

"You? Forget it, you can't even beat me, have you forgotten that I broke your glasses?" Xiaomi said with her waist in her hands.

"...Little Merlin's forehead was dripping with sweat, thinking how Hobbs usually taught Minnie that she would fight at such a young age."

"...I want to be the leader too! I can definitely be the leader, so give me the sword of the great swordsman!" The slug suddenly raised his hand, also full of desire for toys, "You still wet the bed, being the leader is too embarrassing , Blow your nose, it's almost running into your mouth, don't you eat tonight?" Mimi yelled at her playmate angrily.

...Xiao Meilin listened to Mimi's remarks, thinking that she is still a biting girl doll, her words are too sharp...

"Since we have formed an alliance, we need to follow the command. Why don't we name it first?" Mimi thought hard.

"... 4 melons are good knights, forget it... Little Merlin said maliciously, obviously mocking these three brats.

"Oh! What a good name! We'll be called the Guawazi Knights from now on!" Xiaomin clapped her fists, feeling that there was no problem at all.

Xiao Meilin's face turned black, he hesitated to speak, thinking that these three children are not fools?Is it because I can't understand the dialect of my original world?

Am I starting my own organization?Merlin, the head of the Guawazi Knights?What a LOW name!There is one more dark history that I don't want to mention in this life!

Having said that, even though I know Elgin the Great Swordsman is the object of admiration by many people, I didn't expect that he would be so popular among children, and they regard me as a hero"?

If they knew that the great swordsman Elgin was the devil Lucifer, they would definitely cry in fright, right?

After all, Britain is the closest kingdom to the First Demon King's Palace, so I must have heard stories about how I am extremely evil and like to eat children.

Xiao Meilin sighed, unknowingly, she had already embarked on the completely opposite path to the Demon King, which must not be a good thing.

"Then... the leader of the Guawazi Knights, please announce the guidelines of the Knights, this will be our code of conduct from now on!" Xiaomin said excitedly.

Looking at the three expectant gazes below, Xiao Meilin suddenly got excited and regained his previous glory: "Listen up! The enemies we Guawazi spar are those self-righteous adults!"

"So we have to give full play to our own advantages, and make trouble if we don't give candy!

"...but we can't beat those adults!" Xiaomin raised the meaning.

"Idiots! Now I will teach you the six-character mantra, which is "I am still a child!" J" Xiao Meilin said with an extremely serious expression.

"Report! That's seven words!" Mimi objected.

"Shut up! How can I have you!?" Xiao Meilin blushed, revealing the fact that she was uneducated, "As long as this skill is activated, the adults will blame themselves and feel ashamed to death, and the backlog of anger will cause the body to explode. death, and it can also attract strong reinforcements to fully suppress the enemy's moral spirit, which is really our nirvana! We will use the spirit of not hitting Fang Jiewa for three days, and tell the adults in Wrexham who is the best! He is the real master!"

"Oh!!!" The three children immediately showed admiration in their eyes, which were full of little stars.

"Ha ha

Xiao Meilin tossed her flowing hair, thinking that she was right!This is the feeling, condescending and contemptuous of everything...

Suddenly, the back of Xiao Meilin's neck was caught, and his entire young body was lifted up, causing him to jump.

Alice frowned and looked at Little Merlin, and said helplessly, "I said I couldn't find you anywhere, so you had a great time here." Uh!Alice! ? ...I was just a little bit carried away just now...Little Merlin's eyes widened in astonishment.

"Come home with me, there are important things to discuss. Alice picked up Little Merlin, turned her head and walked home.

"Oh, no problem... Little Merlin has completely lost his temper.

"What did you say just now that you won't fight for three days, and you'll be released to expose the tiles? What do you mean?" Alice lowered her head and asked puzzledly, holding Little Merlin in her arms.

"Forget about this matter... Little Merlin immediately hesitated, and protested in a low voice: "I am now the head of the Guawazi Knights, please save me some face in front of my subordinates, thank you..."...

After returning home, Xiao Meilin put down the letter he had just delivered, and made a mental statement.

"It turns out that it is the elf princess we rescued who invited us to visit the Southern United Kingdom.

"What do you think?" Ashley asked.

"Food and lodging are all included, eating and drinking with public funds, wonderful~" Xiao Meilin thought it was very good, and her heart grew grass.

"...Alice frowned, thinking that Merlin has recently turned into a child and looks very bad. Maybe she can put down work for a while and go out to relax. Things, I can take this opportunity to leave Wrexham for a while, presumably the slave matter will calm down, right? Kill two birds with one stone!

"What about you? Do you want to catch up with this Princess Shirley?" Little Merlin raised her head.

"It's not that... Alice paused for a moment, and added righteously, "Anyway, the way you are now, you can't do without me by your side. Since you want to go and see, I must accompany you.

"Then it's decided, we'll set off tomorrow..."

Xiao Meilin opened the bottle, drank the potion inside, immediately rolled her eyes and stuck out her green tongue, so disgusting that she was dying.

Every time he drank the antidote prepared by Circe, it was a painful process.

But in order to recover as soon as possible, this pain is nothing!

He looked at the last bottle of antidote in his hand, and smiled gratifiedly, as if victory was just around the corner?

Little Merlin lowered his head and stared at Alice secretly like a thief. His expression became sinister, and he thought maliciously that he had already stabbed the last bottle of potion. After the time to drink it, I can regain my former glory!

Alice has been so strong to me during this time, and still wants to control me?dream!I keep all accounts in mind.

After I recover, let's see how I can take revenge on you, without yelling at you for being bullied?

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Chapter 13: Mature Ghost

Alice's back felt chilly, and seeing Little Merlin secretly staring at her, it looked like she had malicious intentions.

"…what are you laughing at?"

"Ahem!" Xiao Meilin put away her smile, put away the last bottle of antidote, and said under cover, "...

"Look at your smirk, are you thinking about some conspiracy?" Alice became wary.

"It's your illusion, I'm still a child~" Little Merlin said innocently, but he was thinking about how to torture Alice after recovering.

The veins on Alice's forehead twitched, and she suddenly asked seriously, "Didn't you go to Helena to explain the situation? What was the result?

Xiao Meilin frowned suddenly, recalling the unhappiness in the secret cabin, she didn't want to talk immediately.

But looking at Alice's extremely expectant eyes, he had no choice but to respond in a coping tone.

"There's nothing wrong with it, I'm not some evil guy, I won't do anything to Helena...

"Is it really all right?" Alice was very suspicious about this, and it was hard to believe that Merlin would properly resolve this matter.

"Of course, it wasn't a big deal, right? That's when Helena temporarily deposited her slave contract with me." Little Merlin replied casually.

"Helena... Didn't she say anything? It's as simple as that?" Alice couldn't believe her ears.

"Otherwise, what do you think? This is a slave contract, who would be willing to be a slave?" Little Merlin raised his eyebrows.

…Alice was speechless, wondering if the handling of this matter was too simple?The eyes of Helena and Merlin are obviously very abnormal. From my intuition, it is clear that she really wants to advance to Merlin, right?Why did he put the slave contract on Merlin so reassuringly?so suspicious...

Little Merlin felt uncomfortable being stared at by Alice, so he pretended to be righteous, "Why are you staring at me? This matter has been resolved, do you still have any dissatisfaction?"

"It's so suspicious... Alice squinted her eyes and asked tentatively, "Are you hiding something from me? '"Wow...you are really suspicious...a layer of cold sweat oozes from Little Merlin's forehead.

"Didn't Miss Helena try to get close to you with the help of the slave contract?" Alice expressed her doubts. According to her intuition as a woman, Helena should not give up such a good opportunity.

"What's going on in your mind? Why is she approaching me? She's not my subordinate." Little Merlin frowned tightly on her forehead. Asli thought about it, maybe she misunderstood something?So he snorted coldly, and muttered, "Huh! I can barely believe that you don't end up with any troublesome troubles...

"Tsk!" Xiao Meilin said helplessly yesterday, "Your imagination is too rich." If you leave for the southern United Kingdom tomorrow, I will prepare my luggage. As soon as Alice turned around, she stopped and asked curiously, "By the way, have you ever been to this foreign country?" '“…of course not

Xiao Meilin said embarrassingly, thinking that he was just a squatting at home, and it was only in the past few years that he left the Death Swamp.

"I haven't been there either, but I heard that it is a gathering place of alien races, such as orcs and elves, which sounds quite interesting... Alice commented.

or Mu novel

"Oh?!" Little Merlin suddenly became interested, full of anticipation in her heart, "Female elves, beast-eared girls, mermaids? Maybe there are girls with breasts as big as mountains... I must go and take a good look, hehe~"

"What's on your mind?" Alice frowned, tensed by Merlin's words, her vigilance increased: "Put away your dirty thoughts, I'll keep watching you.

"stare at one

Half a month later, a merchant ship was sailing on the sea, approaching the isolated continent.

Alice and Little Merlin followed the merchant's ship and entered the territory where the non-human species lived, and they could enter the port soon.

Xiao Meilin sat on a chair, folded her hands, with a serious expression, and went out, hoping to make herself look less childish.

Alice was by her side, with a leather suitcase for travel in her hand, and two weapons hung on her waist, one was her own sword, Bright Aria, and the other was Merlin's Vientiane Jialuo.

Although little Merlin is short and not as tall as this Vientiane Jialuo Taidao, at his request, Alice still took it and helped keep it for the time being.

At this time, Alice was looking at a travel guide about the southern United Kingdom with relish, trying to make some preparations in advance and learn about the foreign country.

"Hmm~, we are heading to the territory of the elves now, and the letter said where Shirley would pick us up.

"The little princess of the elf family was quite thoughtful in her preparations. It seems that she didn't save her in vain at the beginning, but I will never forget... Little Merlin paused, showing a dissatisfied look. Don't give it up, it's too cunning!

"...Alice smiled awkwardly, and said with shame, "Do you still remember this kind of thing?What a miser..."

"How could I forget!?" Little Merlin glanced at Alice and said indignantly, "I hate Lao Lai the most in my life. I don't say anything, but I have already secretly recorded the names of those who owed money and didn't pay back in my little one. In the book, that Eliza..."

"Elizabeth?" Ashley frowned suddenly, hearing the queen's name from Merlin's mouth, it was indescribably weird.

"Cough cough! It's nothing 4 Little K% Xiao Meilin Miesu shut up and pretended not to know anything.

Um? "Although Alice was puzzled, she didn't take it seriously, so she looked down at the travel guide and said, "The United Kingdom is jointly managed by nine chiefs, and each group lives in a different place. Unfortunately, you can only see Elf, you can't look at Dong Beast's mother"...