The Unemployed Demon Lord

"...Don't listen to the children's nonsense, haha... Alice looked down at the innocent Chris, and whispered secretly, "Kris, don't talk nonsense outside, you know? "

"Huh?" Chris pouted, feeling aggrieved, thinking that since 2 was obviously not talking nonsense, why did her mother react so strongly?

Sister Rukia's chest muscles are so swollen, shouldn't she be sympathetic?

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Alice seriously told Chris not to talk nonsense outside, for fear of making some jokes outside.

Merlin frowned, thinking who asked Alice to teach Chris some weird knowledge?Wouldn't it be good to honestly admit that I am abnormal?

Chris sat on Alice's lap, looked up at her mother with her little head up, feeling very wronged, wondering what she did wrong?

Fortunately, Hobbs noticed that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so he said haha, "Haha, I didn't expect you to be a father, Merlin? It really makes me feel incredible.

"Ah? Do you have any comments?" Merlin raised his eyebrows.

"Alice naturally needless to say, I have always thought that Merlin, your virtue is not enough to become a father,...it is very difficult to be a qualified father, combined with your usual performance, people can't help but feel deeply sorry for this child. Worry~" Hobbs said meaningfully.

"Yeah, it's really worrying." Lucia also looked at Merlin suspiciously.

"Ha~" Arnold chuckled, and couldn't help boasting, "I'm different, I radiate trustworthy light all over my body, as long as Miss Alice is willing, I will definitely become an excellent father.

"You want to fart?" Lucia gave Arnold a big roll of eyes.

"What are you doing? Do I look so unreliable?" Merlin's forehead dripped with cold sweat, "As long as you are serious, I am also a reliable person."

"Haha, forget it, as someone who has experienced it, Merlin, you can ask me about your experience as a father. Taking care of children is not as easy as you think." Hobbs said quite proudly.

"Yes, Hobbs also has a very young daughter, but she is just too playful." Lucia raised her head and thought for a while, "I remember it was Minnie?

"*ni...ha

Merlin laughed dryly, thinking back to the time when he became a kid, and formed the Bear Knights with Minnie?

"Minnie is my little baby. She looks a few years older than Chris. If Merlin is willing to beg me, I can teach you how to be a great father in the eyes of your children~" Hobbs said while rubbing his chin.

"No need, I believe in my ability. Everyone is a father for the first time and has no experience. I don't lack anything that you can do well. I won't have any problems." Merlin said seriously, I wonder why no one believes me?Do I always look so miserable?

"Okay..." Hobbs shrugged his shoulders, and suddenly changed the topic and asked, "Speaking of your current relationship...it's weird. You're not officially married, but you even have children..."

Merlin and Alice glanced at each other awkwardly, blushed and lowered their heads, not knowing how to answer Hobbs' question?

In fact, both of them can't figure out the current relationship, hostility, friendship, admiration, complex emotions seem to exist, and the easiest way is probably to temporarily seek common ground while reserving differences.

"You've been together for so long, more or less...should you have feelings?" Rukia asked tentatively.

"How is it possible! No way!" Arnold jumped up anxiously, and he didn't want to believe it even if he was killed.

Facing the question, Merlin and Alice became excited at the same time, as if Po poked a sensitive place, and the two became a little nervous for a while.

"Huh?" Chris blinked her big eyes and looked at Alice curiously, because she could clearly feel her mother trembling.

"I remember when Mr. Merlin first came to the guild, Alice, you seemed to hate him very much, and you could quarrel within three sentences. Lucia showed a mysterious expression and asked tentatively, "What about now?" ?Do you like Mr. Merlin a little bit? '

"I...nonsense! This kind of thing is absolutely impossible!" Alice blushed and tried her best to cover up, "Who...who would like this kind of guy? He has a bad personality and a problem with his eyes. Like him, how could I like this kind of guy? Impossible~"

…yes

A few black lines fell on Rukia's forehead, thinking to herself, is it real or not?Who was Mr. Merlin looking for anxiously when he disappeared?

So Rukia coughed twice to hide her embarrassment, and asked Merlin.

"What about Mr. Merlin? After so long, how do you think of Alice?"

"What do you think? Heh~" Merlin let out a sneer, and he couldn't help but go back, "It's better for such a self-righteous woman to disappear in front of me as soon as possible. Every day, she will hold on to little things every day. I have never I've seen people who are more stingy than her, it's annoying~"

Alice: "What did you say?! It's clearly your problem, right?"

Merlin: "Huh? What's wrong with me, it's all because of your narrow-mindedness, right?

Alice: "I am narrow-minded? Do you dare to tell the truth? Will you die if you honestly admit that you have a problem?

Merlin: "Haha, do you know what your biggest problem is? That is lack of self-knowledge~"

"...The corner of Lucia's mouth twitched, thinking that this is not the same as before? Who would have feelings after getting along for a long time, it's all a lie! The two of them haven't changed at all!

Little Chris looked around and became very disturbed when she heard her parents quarreling. She couldn't help but said in an aggrieved tone, "Don't be fierce, Chris doesn't like to see her parents being fierce...

The two looked at Chris's pitiful appearance, and I fell silent immediately, probably because they realized that arguing in front of Chris was not a good thing.

Alice: "Hmph!"

Merlin: "Shout!

Hobbs wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, thinking that these two guys are simply freaks, "Since you don't like each other, what are you going to do next? This child is innocent...

"What else can we do? We will treat her as our own daughter and raise her up slowly." Merlin said seriously.

"Yes, no matter what, I will still take good care of Chris." Alice looked down at her cutie.

Arnold showed a look of incomprehension, thinking that Merlin and Alice would be separated at any time.

As a result, the two of them will continue to raise the child as parents! ?

With a child as a bond, how could the two of them be separated?

With tears in his eyes, Arnold felt that it was impossible for his goddess to turn back, so he ran out crying.

"I don't believe in love anymore, Miss Alice wishes you happiness, Mingming..."

"It's over, this guy will definitely hide in his room for a long time and refuse to come out, he is really weak... Rukia sighed, very sympathetic to Arnold.

"Brother Arnold, it's too miserable, hehe... Hobbs wanted to take pity on Arnold, but he couldn't help laughing.

"I told him it's useless, why are you still stalking him?" Alice muttered angrily.

"Mum, who was that uncle just now?" Chris asked curiously.

"A perpetually courting mother... Alice replied softly.

"...Kris showed envious eyes, "Mom is a heartthrob~"

"...Alice blushed and was in a good mood, so she replied in a low voice, "Well, you are right, you still have eyesight, unlike your father, who is blind...

"But mom has a dad, and they can't catch up with mom... Chris pouted, showing an expression of incomprehension.

Alice's face turned even redder, and she peeked at Merlin next to her, and said to Chris in a low voice: "Just know it yourself, don't gossip around..."

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Merlin looked around and asked in a strange tone, "Where did Mr. Carl and the president go? Why didn't you see them?

It's okay that the busy Carl is not there, but it's strange that the old President Taylor, who is almost retired, is not there.

I often see the old President Taylor sitting behind the counter with his eyes closed and resting. I wonder what this old man is thinking in his heart?

"The Adventurer Tournament is about to start. Grandpa took my father for special training. I hope to make a breakthrough in strength before the start. If there is no major event, they will not come back in the near future." Rukia explained.

"Oh, so that's how it is..." Merlin nodded, feeling that the game was about to start, and all the adventurers were getting busy, "I saw several adventurers on the road who were trying to find ways to become stronger, is this game so important?

"This is an opportunity for guilds in various places to show their muscles to the outside world, and there is a lot of attention. As long as they perform well enough, they can gain both fame and fortune and become the most dazzling star." Hobbs paused and said in a low voice , "Back then, Carl was already very famous just by leading the guild into the top [-]. Do you think what kind of monsters are in the top ten?

"No wonder, I ran into Johnson, who is good at copying magic, and Chikatilo from Manchester. They beat their heads for a monster crystal nucleus." Merlin nodded understandingly, but he didn't know what to do. He didn't like that Parn's crystal nucleus, the rank of the spirit of the earth was already high enough, besides, there was no way for him to digest the Warcraft crystal nucleus with his physique.

"Wait! Chikatilo?" Hobbs suddenly raised his head with a serious expression on his face.

"Yeah, what's the matter?" Merlin asked in surprise.Mouth F Mu Xiaowan

"You said you met Chikatilo, that Manchester monster?" Alice also frowned, but she hadn't heard Merlin talk about it.

"Yes, come with me to find Chris." Merlin said truthfully.

"Chicati...I heard that that person's strength is very close to that of the Zijin adventurer. I didn't expect that he would go to the World of Warcraft Forest recently to improve his strength..." Alice said thoughtfully, thinking that there are still people who are better than herself. Working hard, but raising a child here?

"Hey, what's your reaction? Is it necessary to be so surprised to hear Chikatilo?" Merlin looked at the others strangely.

"That's Chikatilo. Last time, he single-handedly promoted Manchester's guild into the top ten. It's a pity that he doesn't have a strong helper, otherwise he might be one of the top three." Lu Qi Ya seriously explained that with Chikatilo alone, Manchester's guild could enter the top ten. It is conceivable how thick this half-elf magician's thigh is.

"From what you say, it seems to be very powerful, but I think Chikatilo's strength is average... Merlin thinks it's nothing, in his eyes, it's average, but in the eyes of others, it's not like that at all.

"So-so? You are not afraid to flash your tongue. He is a powerful adventurer who has been famous for a long time. You are just a rookie at the bottom. How can you evaluate Chikatilo's strength as mediocre? But he didn't take you seriously at all. Ah." Hobbs couldn't help but poured a basin of cold water, as if he couldn't understand Merlin's loud tone.

"Yeah, Mr. Merlin, don't say such big words. Chikatilo is definitely not to be underestimated. He is a powerful enemy that you have to beware of in your dreams. I once heard from my grandfather that Chikatilo has the magic talent of elves. Using elves Power and not using it are two completely different things... Lucia's expression became serious, and she emphasized, "The rumor that Chikatilo's strength is close to that of the Zijin adventurer is undoubtedly true, provided that he is willing to use the power of the elves.

"Fortunately, this guy is alone, otherwise it would be hard to imagine how to defeat this monster in a one-on-one situation..."

Alice took a deep breath, as if she knew something about Chikatilo.

..."...Merlin did not express his opinion. After thinking about it, Chikatilo seems to have never used elf magic in front of him.

"Let me show you something...

Hobbs took out a newspaper from his pocket and spread it out for everyone to read, "Although the game hasn't started yet, the underground casino has already started betting. Look, the number of bets for Chikatilo ranks first. Fifth, the ones in front are all monsters among monsters, the best of the top three guilds in the last competition, the old fritters in the underground casino are very shrewd, they all know that this mixed bastard is a mess, how about Merlin? You believe Qi Is Katillo's strength just average?" "Kuang Meilin hesitated to speak, looked down at the newspaper, not interested in Qikatilo, and instead looked for his name everywhere.

However, I saw the name and photo of Johnson Jr., and his ranking was not high, at the end of the list.

Of course, he was still in the middle of the list, and found a more familiar home...

Merlin's face darkened, and he didn't want to talk much after looking at the list, feeling that the ranking was unreal.

"It's mom!" Little Chris pointed to the photo of her mother in the newspaper, and the person in the middle of the list was Alice.

"Huh?" Alice quickly looked down, then smiled, "I didn't expect me to be on the list too..."

"The ones who can make the list are definitely the favorites to win the championship. Alice, you are making rapid progress, and you have been noticed by many people. I am very optimistic about you. I will bet on you when the time comes. You must perform well. The happiness of the rest of my life It's up to you." Hobbs said happily.

"Ha, when I think of you, an old drunkard, wanting to rely on me to make a comeback, I want to deliberately lose and let you pay..." Alice sneered and said, "Don't! This is related to the glory of our guild! Don't let it go!" , otherwise the old president will be mad." Hobbs frowned, and said seriously, "Besides, don't think too simple about this competition. As far as I know, there are many The guilds have cultivated outstanding adventurers, and they hide many secret killer moves. I heard that the only student of the London guildmaster Gregory will also participate in the battle. This competition can be described as a battle between dragons and tigers. The most intense competition in history, our guild can keep the top [-] this time, it is not bad, if it enters the top [-], it must be Goddess Luck who is blind... ".

"What are you talking about? Don't bewitch the crowd here!" Lucia pointed at Hobbs's nose and angrily, came behind Alice and patted her on the shoulder, "Alice is our trump card now, as long as she Now, what is the top [-], we will directly enter the top [-], and see who dares to say that our Wrexham adventurers are all cross-eyed!"

"That... I'm under a lot of pressure..." Alice couldn't laugh or cry, thinking that if Merlin participated in the war, I'm afraid the top [-] would be an insult to him. What does the name Geng Yu Huai mean?Alice can be on the list, why not include me?

hateful!This is obviously not giving me face as the great devil king!

Wait for me, I'm going to make you lose all your underpants!

The prologue of the twenty-fifth volume of the adventurer's competition 25 Tanya (gagen)