After the Main God Space Goes Bankrupt

""Shuowen" said: "Three feet and two ears, and the treasure of the five flavors", doesn't it refer to the utensils used for cooking? The five flavors are sour, sweet, bitter, pungent, and salty; and the five flavors are the integration of the five flavors. A taste; a treasure, that is, a precious thing, a precious utensil."

""Shuowen" says: Vessels, dishes."

"As mentioned above, this is a pot!"

As for Kui's words... it should be a cow, it must be a cow, if it is not a cow, how could the ancestors of the Yellow Emperor kill it to make drums?In ancient times, weren’t all drums made of cowhide to beat loudly?

What, Kui has no horns?Doesn't that still have bones?They're all bone stuff, what's the difference?

So, it turned out that it was just an ordinary fat cow, only a little bit bigger, a little fatter, and a little deformed, but it was still a cow in essence.

No problem.

<(~︶~)> (kimbo)

After calculating the comparison formula in her mind, Fairy Lu nodded slightly, and then praised the taste of this bowl of boiled beef, and then sighed with emotion that after thousands of years, her craftsmanship has not deteriorated so much, By the way, I despise a certain sweet party heresy that adds sugar.

(PS: When pouring sugar into the health-care tea, Xia Lin will also despise a crazy woman who doesn't appreciate sweets)

"So, you bunch of scumbags fell to the ground, do you understand what I'm going to say?!"

"Okay, looking at the stupid expressions on all of you, I can tell that for you morons who have lost their IQ, you don't know what Tao is...you idiots who haven't even read Lao Zhuang, deserve it." None of you can even reach Peng Zu's side."

Fairy Lu ate meat and drank soup, let the aroma of Sichuan cuisine spread in the air, and then criticized the three views, IQ and behavior of these Buddhist, Taoist and demon monks.

By the way, they also criticized the ancestors of their sect... Although some people put forward different opinions during the criticism, Fairy Lu listened to their opinions with a smile on her face, and then threw out the "Thirty-six Changes of Tiangang" with a smile on her face. 【Embryonic transformation and easy shape】.

All those who dared to speak out were turned into living beings.

It fully explained that giving advice in front of a big boss who has mastered the constant malicious transformation technique is a kind of desperation to survive or die.

After a few people were lost, but a few more Teacher Cang, nuns, and witches, Fairy Lu felt sincerely pleased with these 'students' who had finally learned not to speak in class unless they raised their hands and were approved to speak.

Applying the body-holding technique + the thirty-six changes of Tiangang to teaching is indeed quite effective, at least it can make these rural children know how to respect their teachers.

"All right."

"Do you have any different opinions? If you have something to say, you can say it! Seeking, discussing, and debating the way, the ancestors told us that we should open our doors and accept opinions, and we can speak out what we have..."

"...Don't worry about Confucius punishing Shao Zhengmao. You must know that in the past, "Zhu" did not refer to those who cut people, but Zhu Zhizhu, which means using words to persuade others."

"Well, it seems that there are no more... Gulu Gulu Gulu... Tsk Tut Tut, Nemo is really cool."

After emptying out all the beef and soup, Fairy Lu calculated the amount of beef in reserve, and came to the conclusion that the stock was sufficient enough to eat a few more meals.

Then I began to think about the unfinished snake soup, and the unfinished reed flower and bird chicken soup.

Chapter 479 Meeting Again, Gathering Again

Growing up in a country where food is the most important thing for the people, the accepted culture is also "food is the most important thing for the people". It is undoubtedly a crime to let people not eat, especially after thousands of years of time, it is even more uncomfortable. feel good.

But bigu belongs to bigu, and grains belong to grains.

After satisfying my hunger with a meal of boiled beef in Sichuan cuisine, I labeled the black snake and the reed flower bird not far away as breakfast and lunch tomorrow, Lu Xueqi finally remembered why she came to this fairy world.

"It's a big trough, I seem to have forgotten to score points?"

Of course, this is also impossible.

Trapped for thousands of years, you have to fight against the pressure of the seal every moment, you have to secretly influence and control the development of the 'bait', and you have to bear the noise pollution from idiots whose IQs have been sucked away from time to time.

Thousands of years have passed like this, and birds will fade out of a normal person's mouth.

Not to mention the consumption of energy and spirit.

But after returning to the main god's space after a long absence, what was ushered in was not a comfortable private space, but a PI IOU, and Lu Xueqi felt that it was really poi.

Then, before she could have fun and roll around, she was sent away forcibly by the heretical bastard of the sweet party and the black-hearted bastard who helped the gangsters, and was thrown into this world of immortal heroes who didn't shit to work and pay off her debts.

This is simply a poisonous vegetable, not cooked at all.

Based on the idea that you don't want me to work unless you make it easier for me, Lu Xueqi, who just came over, pointed to the sky and cursed the sweet party heresy and the black-hearted preserved egg for an hour. , I patted my clothes and found a place with beautiful mountains and beautiful waters, opened a cave, and went in to meditate and adjust my breath.

And this meditation and breath adjustment is a full ten years of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Ten years later, Lu Xueqi, who had finished adjusting her breathing, just quietly drilled out of the temporary cave, and then Yuanshen just sensed a wild big snake passing by in the underground river N meters below her feet.

Then, recalling Lu Xueqi, who she hadn’t eaten meat for thousands of years, she stretched out her hand and pointed down, using the [Mountain Shake the Earth] in [Tiangang Thirty-six Changes], shaking the mountains, rivers, earth and rocks, forcibly tearing the surface of the earth and shaking the whole The underground river bounced away.

Then with a grabbing hand, he grabbed the passing wild big snake and stuffed it into his sleeve (the universe in the sleeve).

But just as she closed the ground to dredge the earth's veins and was about to find a place to make snake soup, a whim suddenly came to her heart, and after doing the calculations with her fingers, she calculated that a well-fed fat cow was about to be born.

After weighing which one is more filling, snake soup or beef, Lu Xueqi arrived at the place where the fat cow was born without saying a word.

Then it is simply 'food is what matters to the people'.

But after eating and drinking enough, Lu Xueqi remembered that she seemed to have been fishing for ten years... "Could it be that my mother really wants to pay her debts?" , Fairy Lu's face turns blue and turns white, Rurui thought uneasily.

"I'm sorry, C88 is really a little bit dirty... Wait, emmmmm, isn't this T-meow self-G and self-S? The old lady is naturally beautiful, so I can sell it to another 'self' at a low price? !"

"Hey—I always feel that the price is too cheap?"

Fairy Lu fell silent after considering the opposite sex she met before and after entering the main god's space.

"...Oh, it feels like it's better to be 'yourself' at a lower price."

After throwing back the final plan of 'repaying debts with meat', Lu Xueqi opened her sleeves and looked at the watch on her hand, preparing to see how long she could stay in this fairy world.