Scum Coercion

But there shouldn’t be any more bad luck today. First of all, this kind of DEBUFFR has a time limit, and if I follow my current vigilance for the time being, and go to Bai Ji to show off her power while proceeding cautiously, she should know the so-called fate. Wheels are useless to me.

Hmm, if you think about it further, it’s ridiculous to pierce TT, I’m not a needle, hahahaha!Hmm, my obsequious attitude towards Jasmine is not because I am worried that she is really pregnant, but because I just treat her as a pregnant woman (suspect). I didn’t dare to touch her yesterday because I was afraid of getting pregnant, it’s just a gentleman’s demeanor.

Thinking of this, I suddenly became enlightened, regained my spirit, and planned to welcome a new day.

slap.

Something fell into the bowl in front of me, and the soup splashed all over my face.

"What ahhhhhh!!!"

As soon as I rubbed my eyes to see what fell in front of me, I immediately let out a scream.

Cockroaches, cockroaches! !Why are there cockroaches in this place! !

Worst of all, even though I set up a mosaic in my mind to try to block this ugly creature, it still wriggled like a black shadow wrapped in soup, and if I couldn't control myself, it must be It will clearly remember its tentacles, limbs and so on.

Ahhh no! ! !

In a panic, I took the bowl to the sink and rinsed it away.

"What are you doing?"

Jasmine, who had changed into her school uniform this time, walked to the table with light and vigorous steps. She didn't see the scene just now, she just tilted her head and looked at me puzzled.

"Huhahuha nothing, absolutely!!"

I soaked the bowl in water and pulled out a new bowl along the way.Although I really want to wash away this bowl and bad luck, I must calm down now.

Cockroaches fell from the ceiling into my bowl, is this normal? ! ?

If it was normal, I would just laugh it off, but today, Mr. Cockroach, please do your best to lie on the ceiling and don’t move, so my psychological pressure will be even greater! !

Trembling back at the dinner table, Jasmine still didn't move her chopsticks. She blinked her eyes in confusion, her long and thin eyelashes curled up cutely. She probably felt that I was extremely nervous today. She spoke to me in a rare way:

"You are really abnormal today. What's the matter? Are you terminally ill?"

"Hey, don't curse me!"

"It's okay, just tell me, even if you are terminally ill, I will not leave you. I will accompany you in the last week of your life, and then cremate you. In order not to make you too lonely, I will put you His ashes are hidden in nature where no one can see."

"Hey, isn't that just spreading ashes in the wilderness?! And why did you decide that my lifespan is only one week!" What?

She obviously showed a disappointed expression, and then asked unwillingly.

"It seems that you didn't touch me yesterday. If you suddenly lost your sexual ability, you can tell me directly. I will introduce you to a doctor in Thailand."

"What are you expecting? And what are the doctors in Thailand going to do to me!?

Breakfast ended in our inexplicable conversation.

When I arrived at school, after I separated from Jasmine, I walked to my own classroom, and when I sat down on the seat, I was so exhausted physically and mentally that I could only lie on the table like a worm.

It’s unimaginable. I thought today would be a quiet day when the curse faded away. Unexpectedly, starting with the earliest cockroaches, I experienced a series of bad experiences on the way to school: when I went out, I found that the road was being repaired at the door of my house, which made it impossible to walk at first. The shortcut was blocked, so we could only take a taxi, and then encountered a traffic jam, so Jasmine and I had to get out of the car and continue walking. Halfway through, we encountered a sprinkler that sprayed water wildly at us. If it wasn’t for Jasmine’s dexterous body, she hugged me and jumped You really don't have to go to school.

"What the hell is going on today? Why do you have to work so hard in the morning?"

Along the way, Jasmine smelled all kinds of troubles like a keen drug detection dog. Whenever she lowered her head and muttered to herself in confusion, I would turn my head guiltily.

Fortunately, we finally arrived at the school safely.

When I thought of the scene where Jasmine, who was transformed into a Valkyrie-like existence when I got to the school gate, had to come forward to solve a series of obstacles while wiping my sweat and scolding me as a plague god, I felt so embarrassing.

She is obviously the object of coercion by me, and she seems to be angry with me because of a series of unlucky things she encountered with me. What is this, you woman should be more polite to me!

Even though I said so, my aura is really gone. I still treated Jasmine like a master last week, and even secretly imagined our relationship as a training process in my heart, but I didn’t dare to touch her since yesterday. This situation is really embarrassing.

All in all, Jasmine's situation has not been confirmed yet, which means there is room for redemption, but no matter what, I can no longer allow myself to have intimate contact with her—including my mouth! !

Don't ask me why I don't let her use her mouth. If Jasmine, who is catching a cold, sneezes and bites something off, it will cause a big bloodbath!

Because too many unimaginable unlucky things happened today and yesterday, I am afraid when I think of yesterday.

"Student Zhu, how do you do this question?"

At this time, someone behind me poked my back.

I turned around and saw a classmate I didn't know very well.

How should I put it, my popularity is actually pretty good, I'm not boasting, at least I look clean and clean, and my grades are good, of course, although everyone won't post it specifically, they won't be afraid to approach me.

As an excellent student, even if I failed miserably in the monthly exam last time, one failure cannot shake my position, just like the Qing Dynasty who lost the Opium War and was also number one in Asia.

I took his homework and looked at the questions carefully.

"Oh? It's like this!"

I looked at it carefully, and couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat because I still couldn't do this topic a few days ago, but yesterday I had less interaction with Jasmine, so I started to concentrate on studying, and I happened to encounter the same type of topic.

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In short, because the topic was acceptable, I solved the math problem he posed to me in a few clicks, and by the way, I was flattered by the scumbags.

Oh, oh, the familiar feeling, the feeling of being envied because of excellent studies is so comfortable.

Not only because of studying, but what impressed me the most was when I smiled contrivedly at the little fan girl who came from nowhere and peeped at me a few months ago, when they hugged each other with a deer bumping expression At that time, I was almost so excited that I didn't fall asleep all night.

It seems that spending less time on dating is really good for learning and progress. It is not an option to keep Jasmine coming to my house for the night. It will be bad if her parents see the clue one day. Why don't we hold a study session at school? .