Scum Coercion
Page 624
No, according to the situation at the scene, my brain is going to be hard to use!!
While considering whether to take him for a pre-examination for Alzheimer's disease, I bit the bullet and asked knowingly:
"You held a banquet here to entertain the folks, why..."
"To celebrate you finally found a girlfriend."
"Ahhhhhh why are you so high-profile!!!"
Even before I walked through this door, I was thinking of keeping a low profile, but didn't half the village know about it? ! !
"Because you said you were going to bring a girl home, I was thinking it must be a girlfriend or something?"
"This this……"
My face contorted.
Things got really big.
At this time, grandma also patted my shoulder with a smile.
"So, when do you want to get engaged? When do you want to contact the woman's family?"
Ahhhhh I'm going crazy! ! !
At this time, Jasmine has already been accosted by the seven aunts and the eight aunts.
"Where is the little girl from?"
"How did you and Xiaozhu know each other?"
"How long have you been dating?"
"How many children do you want?"
Surrounded by the crowd, Jasmine tilted her head, her cute pink eyes shining.
"Me and the Lord..."
Ahhh, even she was nervous about saying the wrong thing.
It's fine with my playmates, but if I say all kinds of forbidden words that will lead to silence with my relatives, I will collapse.
So I quickly covered her mouth, and then nodded and bowed to my relatives with a smile.
"Don't take it too seriously, everyone, I just came here to have fun with my girlfriend during the summer vacation."
"But I brought my girlfriend back to my hometown, Xiaozhu, do you intend to get married?"
Cold sweat started to break out on my forehead.
Marrying Jasmine or something... I haven't thought about it at all.
"——!!!"
Not only that, but I also heard the sound of something snapping, accompanied by the biting cold hitting my back.
What's going on here?
Let's talk about the source of this chill and killing intent...
I timidly looked behind myself.
The table over there seems to be for entertaining friends from the village. I saw the oleander sitting on the table eating rattlingly, and Xiaomei only showed half of her face. Although she didn't say anything, she didn't seem to be moving. Chopsticks give people a murderous feeling.
"~~!!"
For a moment, Xiaomei turned her head towards me as if she felt my gaze.
As a result, goose bumps all over my body rose like this, which scared me half to death.
Well, what's going on here, why is Xiaomei so angry, does she need to soak in a hot spring to relieve it?
Not knowing what to do, I could only gulp down a mouthful of saliva and turn around.
The atmosphere at this table was the most enthusiastic in the audience. After all, all the relatives were really interested and concerned about the major events in my life.
But this is definitely a misunderstanding, can you let me go! !
········
In the evening, after I finished dealing with all kinds of entanglements on the banquet, it was already 8 o'clock.
It wasn't until I found Oleander and the others during the banquet that I asked them carefully, and I realized that today's banquet was actually a long-planned conspiracy by grandpa. It seems that he didn't understand at all after I said I was going to bring the girl home. In detail, he announced in a hurry that his grandson was getting married, and even entertained the folks.
Let’s not mention why he let the progress jump so many levels, the key is that today’s surprise is enough to scare me, and then I was bombarded by elementary school classmates, even Oleander squeezed out several tears and said Then there is one less husband candidate.
Zi Yuan seemed to say that she was going to come over, but her parents were too busy with the business of the hotel so they couldn't get out, and she herself was in a bad mood for unknown reasons, so she refused.
Because I have encountered so many outrageous things today, I am exhausted physically and mentally.
After that, I took Jasmine to Ziyuan's hot spring hotel.
Her family's hot spring hotel is built on the basis of a spring that gushes out hot springs. Counting the hot spring area and the accommodation area, it has 7 floors. Although it is a hotel, it is expanding every year, and it is gradually evolving into a resort.
However, Uncle Yu is a very generous person. Children in the village used to go to the hot springs for free, even during the peak holiday season.
Anyway, right now I'm sweating profusely in the men's locker room with my head in my hands.
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