I, Gudav, Taught by Axis

"Yo! Emiya, since it's rare to be free, do you want to go to the picnic held by Finn and the others? They've hunted a lot of monsters now, and it's rare for you to rest as a diner..."

"Picnic? Then bring black pepper, salt, and chili powder, and considering that they are hunting monsters in the forest, is it better to bring something that can remove the fishy smell? Also, in order not to let them only eat meat It’s greasy, let’s bring some more vegetables...Huh? Robin Hood, did you say something just now?”

Robin Hood froze for a moment, looked at the back of Wei Gong who had regained his motivation, sighed helplessly in his heart about the way the man in front of him lived, and silently took out a cigarette to light it, but was snatched away by Wei Gong cigarettes.

"Smoking is prohibited in the kitchen! Then the preparations here are almost ready, let's go!"

"Understood, chef~"

Looking at Emiya who had already put all the things he needed in the small blue box hanging on his waist, Robin Hood replied with the same frivolous attitude as before, unknowingly he could no longer leave Emiya alone. Could this be the friendship between men that started in the kitchen?

"Well... this feeling is not bad."

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Pay attention to the focus!

The title of this chapter is Aqua's Calamity!

How could it be possible to trap so many people? ? ?

Do you think that zz's natural strongest passive is fake?

Chapter 53 Lixiang: What's going on?

"How is it? Is there any sense of disobedience in your body? After all, it is a fake [Jealousy]. Although it tastes like chewing wax, it will not wake up the animal nature in your body, Fufu... No, it's better to call you Cathy now? "

"I love you! Lixiang! You can call me whatever you like~ I didn't expect to be able to make me grow up without side effects! I really love you to death!"

Cathy jumped on Lixiang's body happily, but Cathy's perfectly proportioned body did not make Lixiang feel excited. After all, he has witnessed the process of her changing from a cute pet to a human form just now, and if she is really with her what happened…

"Calm down, see if your reaction has no side effects, put on your clothes."

Lixiang threw the clothes he had prepared in advance to Cathy, and then walked out of the room. Outside the door were two human beings waiting for him. Seeing Lixiang coming out, Tiamat threw herself into his arms impatiently. In her eyes, the humans and heroic spirits around here are all "alien". In this strange environment, there are only people of the same kind who are similar to herself and Li Xiang, who is her master, is worth relying on.

"Speaking of which, Getia, your current body is wearing Solomon's body. If you are not satisfied with that body, I can also help you create the body you want, and the original owner of this body also..."

Lixiang didn't finish the conversation, although he knew Roman's identity completely when he met Getia, but for them, this matter was still something they didn't want others to know as much as possible.

"Let me think about it for a while, what is your purpose for calling us this time? Although the two of them are usually by your side..."

Getia thought about it for a while, and put this matter aside for the time being. Recently, he has been following Roman secretly for a long time to observe his every move, and wants to see the ruthless King Solomon What has become of it now.

In the end, what I saw was nothing more than some otaku behavior, hiding in the dormitory with a tablet computer, laughing at a virtual idol created by an Internet fraud, and spending the whole day doing nothing like this, obviously as long as I go out, I can eat it Emiya made delicious and nutritious food, but he took out the instant noodles that were not nutritious and could only satisfy his hunger, and ate them with a satisfied face.

If it wasn't for the fact that the man in front of him was indeed the magic king Solomon, he would have thought that he was just an ordinary otaku. Now he is far from the indifferent and ruthless look in the past, and it can even be said that he is someone else up.

"The purpose of summoning you this time is actually about the future of mankind, to put it bluntly! I'm already so arrogant! Those miscellaneous fish outside have no intention of resisting at all! Instead, they beg me to take it easy like poor people. Request! I'm so mad! There are no people with heroic qualities outside!"

Lixiang was very dissatisfied and complained to Getia. As for the future of mankind, he could only chat with Getia to be honest. Tiamat and Cathy were not interested in such things. exist.

How can they resist with the big light belt and the eye of the sky on their heads?

Gaitia silently hid the complaints in her heart. If she said it, Lixiang might increase the burden on the current human beings again, until the moment when they desperately resisted.

"The environment of modern society, and the magical environment that is different from the age of the gods, although there may still be some people with heroic qualities, it is already difficult for the environment to prompt them to awaken."

"Do you want me to reverse the modern environment back to the age of the gods? What a joke! What is the difference between this and denying human history! What I want to see is the wisdom and courage of modern humans! Sure enough, apart from my sister, there is nothing worthy of it." Did you compliment the guy..."

Lixiang fell into deep thought. Although what Gaitia said had some truth, it is also true that the group of magicians outside have no qualifications. Even if they have the same talent as the magicians of the age of gods, they are like trash, saving the world. Qualifications are not something to be judged by strength.

"Then let Tachibana evolve with all my heart, and burn human power because it's about the evil of human beings in the end. This great achievement has not been achieved for her. As compensation, I will also prepare some trials for her. In order to meet the future Freezing their minds will not let them relax their vigilance."

Lixiang said that he made several degraded versions of the Holy Grail, but these only contained a lot of magic power and did not have the effect of the Heaven's Cup. To him, they were no different from waste.

"Although it's okay to let them rest for a while now, but..."

In a few hours...

"Then I'll leave it to you, Getia."

"Um…"

After Lixiang left with Cathy and Tiamat, Getia looked at the holy grails he was holding, sighed helplessly, and began to prepare.

"Lixiang! I'm so drunk, I'm feeling very uncomfortable now, come and pick me up..."

Just when Lixiang was going to talk to Tachibana about the trial, Akuya suddenly contacted Lixiang through the magic props that Lixiang originally gave them for help, but although Megumin and the others really used it as an emergency contact , but only this guy, Aqua, used this thing as a mobile phone.

"...No, no, no! I'm more worried about those burned male spirits behind you! There are so many Arturias around, and Emiya also looks like he will return to the seat of heroes at any time, but why is he laughing? It looks like a child, is it really shaking M?"

Lixiang looked at Aqua who obviously drank too much, as well as the Artorias beside her who were happily eating barbecue, and the male heroic spirits who fell to the ground weakly behind them.

"Tsk, cut me off..."

Lixiang went to a different space unhappily. Recently, Akua has been rubbing her nose more and more on her face. It's time for her to suffer a little bit. Should she drink up all her treasures in front of her, or let her just drink up in a short time? Eat bread and plain water.

"Huh? That's... Tachibana and Chris? Eh? Wait? Eh??? Eh????"

On the way to the picnic area, Lixiang passed by the park by chance, saw Chris and Lihua who were about to kiss together, and his brain froze instantly. What happened?Why is my lover hugging Tachibana intimately, and seems to be kissing next time?

But before that, when did these two people get together without him knowing?Do you want Chris to have lily tendencies?Who was the first to take the initiative?

"Oh? This voice is... Lixiang! It's not like this, you listen to my explanation!" x2

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This kind of alias Lixiang: If you want to live a life, you must always have a little green on your head (funny)